The only thing more disturbing than the fact that there is an ejaculation distance record is that the record distance is 18 feet!

Natalie Portman got pissed on by a random dog.

Brynn from Beauty Is Divine.

This is an old news story that I marked to post, but never got around to it: Spanking fetishes make men happier.

AVI Videos of Penelope Cruz's nude scenes from Elegy. [via]

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Her face looks like it has 2 inches of make-up on it alot of times, but nobody can dispute that Fergie has a hot body.

CNN staffer to-do list for off days:
1. Tie rope around next and attach to penis
2. Buy meth, stash in pocket
3. Buy sex toy, stash in boot (pockets were full of meth)
4. Hang around parks at 3am doing research on that crazy Larry Craig story.
5. Get busted by the cops and end my career.

Wet Food 2
Just sounds gross.

Nut Chuggers

Strollin In The Colon
Any orifice thats large enough to walk around inside is way too big to be sexy.

Its All Stink On The Inside
I like my anal sex scenes clean, thank you very much.

Hard to beat a crafty girl that likes porn. Here's her creations.

Porn Rug
Lick My Rug

Best YouTube video I've seen this week.

Getting fired from work for viewing porn for 67 seconds is a bit over the top. But not as over the top as suing your former employer for $9 million and claiming that you were just checking to see how well the internet filters were working.

Everything you always wanted to know about octopus sex, but were too scared to ask.

... the males were very picky and discriminating, that the females would have sex with just about anybody, and that male competition for females tended to be violent and frequent.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz - NOW - LATER.

Metal Injection has a preview of Revolver Magazine's upcoming Hottest Chicks In Metal III issue.

Including Kat Von D in this is a freaking joke. Hanging around musicians and having guitars on the wall of your tattoo shop shouldn't qualify her for inclusion here.