Diary Of A Mad Porn Director - Summary & Review
Studio: Madness PicturesDirector: David Aaron Clark
Girls: Nyomi Marcela, Kimmy Kahn, Jade-Blue Eclipse, Sin Nye Lang and Lyla Lei
Runtime: 160 minutes
Genre: Asian girls, blow jobs, golden showers.
Flaunting It Bottom Line:
This is the first DVD I've reviewed that I was totally disappointed in. I had high hopes for this title since the director won the AVN 2004 Best Asian Video Director award, but it just didn't do it for me. The girls weren't very attractive, and the style of filming (switching between B&W and color and splicing in different videos) was distracting rather than artsy. Bottom line, what turns on David Aaron Clark does not turn me on.
DVD Special Features:
There is a self-propelled slideshow, trailers for four other Madness Pictures DVDs, and a bonus scene called Chinese Mouth.
Scene 1: [Nyomi]
Contents: Nyomi starts by licking milk out of a cat dish, then follows with a solo striptease before pouring the milk over her naked body. We then get a POV blow job that leads to a weak cum shot.
Scene 2: [Sin and Lyla]
Contents - More cat imagery with Sin leading a girl down the stairs on her hands and knees by a leash. We then get 2 girls taking turns sucking, slapping and scraping cock with their teeth leading to a facial.
Scene 3: [Kimmy]
Contents: The scene started with an asian girl (the cutest one in the DVD so far) pissing on Clark's cock. She then gives him a handjob, before the scene cuts to a different location with Kimmy blowing Clark. She then pisses on his cock again, and jerks him off and blows him before pissing on him yet again. End of scene for me.
Scene 4: [Jade]
Contents: Start with some kind of on-stage dance,circus act featuring Jade wearing only tights and pasties. Jade also has lots of tats and vampire fangs. Jade starts by giving a condom-on blow job to Clark followed by some cowgirl fucking, and then a handjob until Clark cums on her hands.
Scene 5:
Contents: Not reviewed.
