Its a bad enough idea to get into a bar fight with an off-duty cop. Its a horrible idea to bite off his nipple in the fight.

Both the suspect and the cop were treated for cuts and bruising to their faces. However, a doctor said that the bite on the officer's chest was so severe, the cop "lost a body part," according to the report.

Teens that 'sext' naked pics of themselves to their friends are going to be pursued as child pornographers.

In the future, we will all be felons.

Have a good Holiday season so far? Hey, at least you didn't die after your wife lit your testicles on fire while you slept.

Be careful swapping Bart & Lisa Simpson porn pictures - they've been ruled child porn in Australia and it wouldn't surprise me to see the same happen here in the US.

So your boyfriend got paralyzed, and you have to inject his penis to make it hard to have sex - and your going to complain about how hard it is to be on top and do all the work?

Over-react much? Shooting yourself in the arm after your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you.

Be careful heading out to your local sex shop. Protesters have caught onto the idea of filming adult store customers and then putting the video on YouTube.

The idiot Naked Chef thinks that women should withhold sex from their husbands until they learn how to cook.

How uptight are the Scots about sex? A teenager faces indecency charges after pretending to hump a vehicle.

Porn model Erica Campbell has put her clothes back on after finding Jesus. Thats just too bad.

Jesus didn't give you clothes honey, that was your parents. Jesus wants you to be naked. On the internet.

Get your last looks at Erica in all her glory while you still can.

Manaconda #2
Blow Job Ninjas #3
Gag On This 20

Freaks of Cock 3
Cock Freaks would make more sense. Freaks of Cock just sounds like somebody was trying to hard.

If you are going to have sex with a vacuum cleaner, I guess picking one with a face is as good as it gets.

Are people really getting their sexual advice from Reader's Digest? Yikes.

If you are hard up for ideas, you're better off using this list.

If you are going to use electricity during sex, make sure you don't kill somebody instead of just giving them an orgasm .

Dong Of A New Day
I thought we retired the word 'Dong' in porn titles sometime back in the early 1980's.

I Like Phat Bunz
Is there a reason that the majority of black porn titles have words spelled wrong in them?

Sperm Drains
This actually isn't too bad, but just strikes me as gross tonight.

Gotta love a girl that'll get a V is for Vagina tattoo.

Nicholas Cage woke up to find a naked guy wearing only a leather jacket standing in his house.

And it wasn't Robert Downey Jr.!

The top Catholic official in Mozambique is claiming that condoms distributed in his country are infected with HIV by the manufacturers.

"Condoms are not sure because I know that there are two countries in Europe, they are making condoms with the virus on purpose," he alleged, refusing to name the countries.

"They want to finish with the African people. This is the programme. They want to colonise until up to now. If we are not careful we will finish in one century's time."

How long is it going to take for churches and nanny-state leftists to realize that you can no longer lie to people and get away with it - even if you think its for their own good. Its not going to happen, but this guy ought to be removed from his position by the Pope.

Religious nuts have banned nudity on Mt. Everest. But hey, at least they aren't threatening to behead anybody.

SugarBank has the info on a scat-swapping video making the rounds called Swap.avi. Nasty, nasty stuff.

How messed up do you have to be to video tape yourself masturbating with traffic signs?

People told me if we elected Bush that people in the porn industry would face great peril - they were right .

Apparently nipple slips are so common and boring now, that some folks are rooting for 'ball slips'. Please no.

Some scientific evidence that shows a higher IQ makes you less likely to have sex in your teen and early adult years. [via GeekPress]

Depending on the specific age and gender, an adolescent with an IQ of 100 was 1.5 to 5 times more likely to have had intercourse than a teen with a score of 120 or 130.

By the age of 19, 80% of US males and 75% of women have lost their virginity, and 87% of college students have had sex. But this number appears to be much lower at elite (i.e. more intelligent) colleges. According to the article, only 56% of Princeton undergraduates have had intercourse. At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.

Stiffys for the stiffs. Folks in China have begun burning paper Viagra to help their dead relatives have sex in the afterlife. It just doesn't get much more weird than that.

By linking to a story about Will Smith installing a wipe-free toilet in his house, this blog has officially hit bottom. We can only go up from here folks.

The Japanese are blaming the internet for them not having enough sex. Yeah, the internet is responsible for everything.

Disturbing bird porn.

Those claws are sharp, thats gotta hurt.

OJ Simpson is claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

Can we all just stop talking about OJ Simpson now? Hmm? Please? I so very want the next article I read about OJ to be his obit.

CBS got a complaint that the Superbowl halftime show with Prince, turned a woman's son gay. She's totally gonna get his checked for AIDS now. Thanks CBS!

There have been some night-time rapes in Tanzania recently that are being blamed on a bat demon that transforms into a man at night and attacks women.

Sign your might have your that porn DVD turned up too loud - when your neighbor kicks in your door wielding a sword demanding to know where the woman your are beating up is.

How to impress a stripper - give her the severed hand of a cadaver as a gift.

What the hell is the point of Mariah Carey being in Playboy if she isn't even going to pose nude?

I like skinny girls, but this is way too much rib for me.

Here's more rib-fetish porn for those that are into it.

I can't see how Sinful Comics isn't just a cease-and-desist waiting to happen.

Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson may be starring in a reality show where they instruct virgins on the finer points of sex. Decent idea, but it'll never happen.

Somehow, I don't think optimizing porn sites for the Wii Opera browser is such a hot idea. I've got one, and this thing is primarily a kids machine - it doesn't make sense to spend alot of effort to make porn viewable thru a device with the Wii's user base. XBox and PS3 - sure thats worth doing.

But, maybe I'll change my mind.

Kelly Osbourne has lost some weight recently and now wants to pose for Playboy. Lets all hope and pray that this doesn't happen.

What good is going to a naked party in college if you are going to get asked to leave if you start making out with a girl. Um, your all naked. Isn't that really the point?

Sure, Tara Reid got a bad boob job and a messy stomach, but at least she didn't let the hack work on her face like Mickey Rourke did. Yikes!

Drunken Stepfather has some photos of Jessica Simpson's cameltoe in a Santa outfit. That Santa outfit is velvet (or something pretending to be velvet) - do you know how big a cameltoe has to be to show in velvet? Me neither, but I'm guessing huge.

In what I can only guess was some sort of toilet painting contest, some creative folks decided to make a toilet look like a guy's face.

This would be a dream come true for some fetishists.

Happy Holidays! We should have lots of new posts next week. No slacking off over the holidays for me - I save that for the rest of the year.

Would you want a former porn star teaching your highschool student? I'm not sure what the right thing to do here is, but I'm pretty sure that firing her wasn't it.

Considering we've got teachers having sex with students that are getting off with the same punishment, it doesn't seem very fair.

High school student adds a little of his own secret sauce to cafeteria salad.

Nicole Richie got busted for DUI. According to her booking sheet, she's 5'1" and a whopping 85 pounds.

Which, if true, probably means that she could have been drunk on about 6 ounces of beer.

SexZ Pictures is really going all-out to try and drum up interest in its DVD Corruption (description, photos). They initially pushed it as a best picture candidate for the AVN awards, then made a big deal about paying the legal bills of anybody that got in trouble for selling the DVD due to a fisting scene in it.

Now, they've staged a fake arrest of SexZ owner Bo Kenney by the Feds at a DVD release party.

As gossip, accusations and concerns about the very nature of Corruption swirled over the internet, Kenney asked event organizers to stage a fake arrest that would take place near the DJ booth and be broadcast over the PA loudspeakers during the height of the party. Many party onlookers were totally shocked when a mainstream commercial actor playing the part of a government agent abruptly interrupted Bo Kenney who was being introduced on stage along with cast members Hillary Scott, Kylie Ireland, Alana Evans, Trina Michaels and director Eli Cross. The fake agent began violently placing Kenney in handcuffs which shocked the cast, crew and party goers.

Buy Corruption from Empire

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The Denmark's Council for Animal Ethics has decided that there is no need to outlaw sex with animals unless its part of a porn movie or sex show.