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Unfortunate Porn Titles

Manaconda #2
Blow Job Ninjas #3
Gag On This 20

Freaks of Cock 3
Cock Freaks would make more sense. Freaks of Cock just sounds like somebody was trying to hard.

Sex With Henry Hoover

If you are going to have sex with a vacuum cleaner, I guess picking one with a face is as good as it gets.

Reader's Digest Sex Advice

Are people really getting their sexual advice from Reader's Digest? Yikes.

If you are hard up for ideas, you're better off using this list.

Death During Sex

If you are going to use electricity during sex, make sure you don't kill somebody instead of just giving them an orgasm .

Unfortunate Porn Titles

Dong Of A New Day
I thought we retired the word 'Dong' in porn titles sometime back in the early 1980's.

I Like Phat Bunz
Is there a reason that the majority of black porn titles have words spelled wrong in them?

Sperm Drains
This actually isn't too bad, but just strikes me as gross tonight.



V Is For Vagina

Gotta love a girl that'll get a V is for Vagina tattoo.

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Nick Cage Has Nude Man-Friend

Nicholas Cage woke up to find a naked guy wearing only a leather jacket standing in his house.

And it wasn't Robert Downey Jr.!

Catholic Church Claiming Condom Genocide

The top Catholic official in Mozambique is claiming that condoms distributed in his country are infected with HIV by the manufacturers.

"Condoms are not sure because I know that there are two countries in Europe, they are making condoms with the virus on purpose," he alleged, refusing to name the countries.

"They want to finish with the African people. This is the programme. They want to colonise until up to now. If we are not careful we will finish in one century's time."

How long is it going to take for churches and nanny-state leftists to realize that you can no longer lie to people and get away with it - even if you think its for their own good. Its not going to happen, but this guy ought to be removed from his position by the Pope.

Nudity On Mt. Everest Banned

Religious nuts have banned nudity on Mt. Everest. But hey, at least they aren't threatening to behead anybody.

Worst Porn Video Ever

SugarBank has the info on a scat-swapping video making the rounds called Swap.avi. Nasty, nasty stuff.

Sex With Signs

How messed up do you have to be to video tape yourself masturbating with traffic signs?

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Executing Porn Producers

People told me if we elected Bush that people in the porn industry would face great peril - they were right .

Ball Slip?

Apparently nipple slips are so common and boring now, that some folks are rooting for 'ball slips'. Please no.

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Smart = Less Sex

Some scientific evidence that shows a higher IQ makes you less likely to have sex in your teen and early adult years. [via GeekPress]

Depending on the specific age and gender, an adolescent with an IQ of 100 was 1.5 to 5 times more likely to have had intercourse than a teen with a score of 120 or 130.

By the age of 19, 80% of US males and 75% of women have lost their virginity, and 87% of college students have had sex. But this number appears to be much lower at elite (i.e. more intelligent) colleges. According to the article, only 56% of Princeton undergraduates have had intercourse. At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.

Viagra For The Dead

Stiffys for the stiffs. Folks in China have begun burning paper Viagra to help their dead relatives have sex in the afterlife. It just doesn't get much more weird than that.

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Will Smith's Clean Ass

By linking to a story about Will Smith installing a wipe-free toilet in his house, this blog has officially hit bottom. We can only go up from here folks.

Internet Ruining Japanese Sex Lives

The Japanese are blaming the internet for them not having enough sex. Yeah, the internet is responsible for everything.

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The Perch

Disturbing bird porn.

Those claws are sharp, thats gotta hurt.

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Did OJ Kill Anna Nicole?

OJ Simpson is claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

Can we all just stop talking about OJ Simpson now? Hmm? Please? I so very want the next article I read about OJ to be his obit.

Prince Turning Kids Gay

CBS got a complaint that the Superbowl halftime show with Prince, turned a woman's son gay. She's totally gonna get his checked for AIDS now. Thanks CBS!

Demon Bat Raping Women

There have been some night-time rapes in Tanzania recently that are being blamed on a bat demon that transforms into a man at night and attacks women.

Keep The Porn Down Low

Sign your might have your that porn DVD turned up too loud - when your neighbor kicks in your door wielding a sword demanding to know where the woman your are beating up is.

Give Her A Hand

How to impress a stripper - give her the severed hand of a cadaver as a gift.

Mariah Carey In Playboy

What the hell is the point of Mariah Carey being in Playboy if she isn't even going to pose nude?

Need Sauce With Those Ribs?

I like skinny girls, but this is way too much rib for me.

Here's more rib-fetish porn for those that are into it.

Celebrity Porn Comics

I can't see how Sinful Comics isn't just a cease-and-desist waiting to happen.

Paris To Help Virgins?

Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson may be starring in a reality show where they instruct virgins on the finer points of sex. Decent idea, but it'll never happen.

Wii Porn?

Somehow, I don't think optimizing porn sites for the Wii Opera browser is such a hot idea. I've got one, and this thing is primarily a kids machine - it doesn't make sense to spend alot of effort to make porn viewable thru a device with the Wii's user base. XBox and PS3 - sure thats worth doing.

But, maybe I'll change my mind.

Kelly Osbourne In Playboy?

Kelly Osbourne has lost some weight recently and now wants to pose for Playboy. Lets all hope and pray that this doesn't happen.

These Naked Parties Suck

What good is going to a naked party in college if you are going to get asked to leave if you start making out with a girl. Um, your all naked. Isn't that really the point?

Mickey Rourke Is Melting

Sure, Tara Reid got a bad boob job and a messy stomach, but at least she didn't let the hack work on her face like Mickey Rourke did. Yikes!

Jessica's Velvet Cameltoe

Drunken Stepfather has some photos of Jessica Simpson's cameltoe in a Santa outfit. That Santa outfit is velvet (or something pretending to be velvet) - do you know how big a cameltoe has to be to show in velvet? Me neither, but I'm guessing huge.

Face Toilet

In what I can only guess was some sort of toilet painting contest, some creative folks decided to make a toilet look like a guy's face.

This would be a dream come true for some fetishists.

Happy Holidays! We should have lots of new posts next week. No slacking off over the holidays for me - I save that for the rest of the year.

Porn Star Teacher

Would you want a former porn star teaching your highschool student? I'm not sure what the right thing to do here is, but I'm pretty sure that firing her wasn't it.

Considering we've got teachers having sex with students that are getting off with the same punishment, it doesn't seem very fair.

Special Sauce

High school student adds a little of his own secret sauce to cafeteria salad.

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85 Pound Nicole Richie's DUI Bust

Nicole Richie got busted for DUI. According to her booking sheet, she's 5'1" and a whopping 85 pounds.

Which, if true, probably means that she could have been drunk on about 6 ounces of beer.

Promoting Corruption

SexZ Pictures is really going all-out to try and drum up interest in its DVD Corruption (description, photos). They initially pushed it as a best picture candidate for the AVN awards, then made a big deal about paying the legal bills of anybody that got in trouble for selling the DVD due to a fisting scene in it.

Now, they've staged a fake arrest of SexZ owner Bo Kenney by the Feds at a DVD release party.

As gossip, accusations and concerns about the very nature of Corruption swirled over the internet, Kenney asked event organizers to stage a fake arrest that would take place near the DJ booth and be broadcast over the PA loudspeakers during the height of the party. Many party onlookers were totally shocked when a mainstream commercial actor playing the part of a government agent abruptly interrupted Bo Kenney who was being introduced on stage along with cast members Hillary Scott, Kylie Ireland, Alana Evans, Trina Michaels and director Eli Cross. The fake agent began violently placing Kenney in handcuffs which shocked the cast, crew and party goers.

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Pornaments

Have a NSFW Christmas with pornaments

Animal Sex OK In Denmark

The Denmark's Council for Animal Ethics has decided that there is no need to outlaw sex with animals unless its part of a porn movie or sex show.

Tiny Bits #44

Love Ewe

Holiday gift idea: The Love Ewe.

One Sheep fits all! The Love Ewe is life sized and stands 4 feet tall at the shoulder and 3 and 1/2 feet from nose to tail. That's one big sheep for all of your blow up sheep needs.

Life In Prison For Porn

China sentenced a Chen Hui, 28, a web porn site owner to life in prison today. He started 4 subscription-based porn sites back in 2004.

8 other people involved in the operation of the sites were also jailed for 1 to 10 years.

Tiny Bits #43

  • Leave it to a lawyer to argue that although its illegal to have sex with a deer, since his client had sex with a DEAD deer, its not technically illegal. Once the deer has died, its no longer an animal, its a carcass.
  • The Onion AV Club reviewed 'Virtually Jenna' a while back. The actual game can be found here.
  • Canada is tops in the development of hardcore video games. Why?
  • December 22 (Winter Solstice) is Global Orgasm Day. They hope to achieve 'Peace Thru Global Ecstasy' with this. Leave it the liberal hippies to take something as fun as an orgasm and try and turn it into a political statement. Some advice - have orgasms because you like they way they feel - not because you are going to save the world.
  • A couple in their early 40's got a bit too frisky on a Southwest Airlines flight, and they ended up being charged with violating the Patriot Act.
  • Very cool Russian covers of Bret Easton Ellis novels.
  • Its almost a year away from release, but the poster for the new Mr. Bean film is up.
  • I'll Be A Girl This Year

    New York City is about to adopt a law that would allow people to change the sex listed on their birth certificate with just a note from their doctor. No actual sex change is necessary.

    Under the rule being considered by the city’s Board of Health, which is likely to be adopted soon, people born in the city would be able to change the documented sex on their birth certificates by providing affidavits from a doctor and a mental health professional laying out why their patients should be considered members of the opposite sex, and asserting that their proposed change would be permanent.

    Coffin Hotties

    Is it in bad taste for a company that makes coffins to use lingerie models in their product pictures (check out the 'Fashion' coffin section)? Or to have a calendar with hotties posing on the coffins? It doesn't seem right, but it does make death seem a bit less gloomy.

    Here's how they describe themselves:

    Born in 1965, the company deals with the construction of sarcophagus, cinerary urns and handycraft-items of funeral art with cooperation of experienced art masters. The agenzy boast a particular experience for wath concerns the realization of funeral object.

    Carmen Electra Credit Card

    I'm so sad that the Carmen Electra Prepaid Mastercard isn't a parody. Would you want a card with Carmen's face on it.

    Screech DVD Details

    Get yourself ready for the potential horror that is the Screech sex tape. It'll be released on November 6, 2006. I haven't ever heard how long the actual Screech sex video was, but apparently short enough that Red Light felt compelled to add in some other scenes that don't involve him at all. Here's the description:

    The Bride & The Bridesmaid have a little fun before they get Dustin's "Dirty Sanchez!". Also included are 4 Red Light's Hottest Hardcore Scenes featuring Rebeca Linares, Tia Tanaka, Anette Schwarz and Amy Reid!!!

    Buy this DVD from: Action.

    Celeb Round-Up #6

  • Mike Tyson wants to work at a brothel as a stud.
  • Sunday is the best day to stalk Christina Aguilera - she hangs around naked all day.
  • Danny Bonaduce kill and eat Bobby Brown. With enough drugs & booze in his system, I believe him.
  • Paris Hilton gets confirmation of where her true talents lie. Paris music CD Sales = 103,000. 1 Night In Paris sex tape sales = 750,000.
  • Justin Timberlake is now a fashion designer. Yeah, him and 500,000 other people just finished watching the new season of Project Runway and thought to themselves - I can do that.
  • Men's String Bikini

    Pussy Pops

    Hey ladies, guys like getting candy for Valentine's Day too. Why not give em Pussy Pops.

    I first suck on it to make it all wet and sticky then I start teasing my clit until I'm ready to gently slide it up inside me...mmm!. They make my pussy so sticky and sweet tasting my room mate loves to lick me out afterwards, her favourite flavours strawberry but I have my full list below:

    To make sure the pussy pops keep the taste of me on them until delivered, I carefully wrap them up afterwards, however, If you like I can also wrap them up in a pair of my used panties for you

    And ladies, you don't even have to buy these things, you can make them yourself. Nothing says you care more than a homemade gift.





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