This woudn't be pleasant for anyone involved.

This is probably a bad idea to promote since as soon as the school finds out she's coming, they'll find a way to ban her.

Porn starlet Dakoda Brookes has a blind date Saturday, May 3rd as she readies for the Calabasas High School Prom just north of Los Angeles.

The sexy 19 year old Alabama native is being set up with an 18 year old senior named Alex who is a bit terrified and excited at the prospect of bringing a porn star as his date to his school's biggest event.

A full NIN discography for download.

Hard to beat a crafty girl that likes porn. Here's her creations.

Porn Rug
Lick My Rug

Best YouTube video I've seen this week.

YouPorn has created an X-Prize for space sex. Get crackin.

Nothing makes a guitar rock harder than a nice pair of airbrushed tits.

Some hippie midwife is claiming that she can help women achieve orgasms during childbirth. Isn't that pedophelia?

Not surprisingly, internet porn is becoming a big factor in alot of divorce cases.

Whitehead noted that men are often nonchalant about viewing online porn and chalk it up to "boys being boys. Maybe it's [viewing online porn] is the new golf, I don't know."

Playboy is releasing their own energy drink. I can't wait till this fad dies off,

Need a pen holder for your office? Got the balls to put this one up?

I love the fact that the videos on Orgasm.com's landing page come to life just by hovering over them. Very cool feature.

The sexual position pillow.

The Sugar Bank is calling the Penthouse Pet of the year race for Erica Ellyson. Personally, I like Lux Kassidy the best.

Great old-looking ad for Canadian Club with two zingers in it.

Damn Right Your Dad Drank It.

Your Mom Wasn't Your Dad's First

Karolina Kurkova photoshoot at the beach. Long, long, long legs.

Ever wonder what sex with a super hero would be like. Yeah, me neither. I already saw My Super Ex-Girlfriend and thought Uma Thurman was more desirable than her character in that crap-fest of a film.

Penthouse bought Adult Friend Finder for $500 million. That's a pretty good bargain for an established internet property like AFF.

Complex Magazine has an interview with Joanna Angel up. Some interesting tidbits about the founding and early days of Burning Angel.

A study published in the scientific journal Evolutionary Psychology says that you better be a good kisser if you want to get to 2nd base.

"At the moment of the kiss, there's a very complicated exchange of information ... that may tap into underlying evolved mechanisms" cluing us in on whether we're genetically compatible, explains Gordon Gallup, co-author of the study and professor of psychology at the State University of New York at Albany. "A kiss can be a deal-breaker in terms of whether a relationship will flower or flounder, so to speak."

Electronic Arts is busy apologizing for using Page 3 'porn' girls to promote Need For Speed: Pro Street. I missed the original ad, but there's no way to legitimately refer to the Page 3 girls as 'porn'. Topless is not porn.

The 2008 Pin Ups For Vets calendar is available for order now. Proceeds go wounded veterans.

MSN Money picks the porn stocks worth owning.

A too-easy quiz at Radar: Porn Star or Fox News Babe.

What every guy needs during allergy season - porno hankies. This orgy version is my favorite.

Destructoid has put up a new nerdcore (sexy girls with electronic gadgets) post.

T3 has lots more hot gadget girls if you need a more regular fix.

Lots of photos from the Folsom Street Fair in SF. Mostly full of erect penises, and some oral sex.

How exactly did they manage to get a permit for this?

An awesome ad for Durex condoms using the condoms to make balloon people in sex positions. This kind of stuff always makes the condom ads in the US look so lame. [via SoftBlog]

Thainee is apparently the world's smallest non-midget pornstar. Does that even mean anything?

She's 4'5" tall and weighs 72lbs.

And the winner for the weirdest YouTube video of the day goes to... Sex Life of Robots. Wired has some background.

Is this really a sex tape starring Meg White (of White Stripes fame)? It sure looks like her, but she isn't exactly the most unique-looking person in the world either.

Gisele Bundchen in a water dress. Tom Brady is a lucky, lucky, lucky man.

If all you could see was the expression on the face of the girl, could you tell the difference between a sex scene and a murder scene. I only got 6 out of 10 right.

This was bound to be a slow week anyway because of my schedule, so I'm just going to use it as a vacation from the site. See you all next Monday!

The 10 Most Beautiful Polish Women. Can't argue with anything on this list.

The micro-bikini that was popularized by Wicked Weasel has spread like wildfire over the past couple of years. Now, Dubio Bikinis has added men's bikinis to the mix along with their own version of the women's line.

Some of the men's stuff is ... interesting, largely due the fact that the stuff is made to fit guys with erections (which most of the model pictures feature). The most over-the-top piece is the C-Ring G-String Extreme Bikini. This thing has a built in metal cock ring.

You've got to be one hardcore swinging motherfucker to wear that bad boy.

BOOK: Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book

GAME: Stranglehold

Kim Kardashian is still talking about her sex tape - just making sure everyone believes that she didn't piss on Ray-J

Eva Longoria shows off her butt nicely.

Carmen Electra posed for FHM Russia looking as good as ever.

Belladonna posted a vlog of her decision to retire.

The summary - she thinks she has herpes.

Interesting story about what happened when one gal discovered porn on her boyfriend's computer.

I particularly like the part where he tells her that she masturbates in her sleep. Yeah! Right back at ya honey!

The Chicagoist has a blow-by-blow of the debate between Ron Jeremy and Pastor Craig Gross on pornography from a couple weeks back.

Danielle Thornton from Chicago felt that nobody won or lost the debate. "They both want to see people treated ethically and treated well. It's just a question of how. I thought it was clear that they were friends, and I think that's a good thing. There are a lot of negative messages in pornography," but there are some positive ones as well. It's matter of perspective.

Here's a couple of YouTube clips of women racing in high heels:1 | 2

GAME: BioShock.

BOOK: Clive Barker's The Great And Secret Show Volume 2. This one is kind of confusing though as Clive didn't actually write it.

Pictures of stamps featuring nudity from around the world.

A Korean company has created a bikini with wireless functionality built in so that you can control your iPod from buttons on the breasts. No word on whether its waterproof - I'd guess that its not.

Jessica Biel is considering appearing nude in her next film. Yes, please.

Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality TV show. Why do these famous-for-being-famous people keep getting money thrown at them?

At a Dutch fesitval, a safe-sex ad in the form of a condom-shaped hot air balloon was flown.