So apparently Tony Parker is cheating on Eva Longoria already. Thats not suprising. But I absolutely love the reason that the other woman - French model Alexandra Paressant - says that Tony needs another woman:

Eva won't have sex in front of a mirror, doesn't like certain positions, and thinks sperm causes acne.

Thanks for the tip Eva!

Make your woman's life easier during the day and you'll get more sex. Makes sense to me.

Or, you could just totally deprive her of sleep and hope for something like sexsomnia to set in.

Well, Prince certainly got the most out of his Superbowl performance. I didn't think anybody cared about him or his music anymore (I certainly don't), but his giant shadow phallic symbol with the demon guitar was a stroke of brilliance.

Defamer reminds us of how it could have been worse in mentioning that back in the Purple Rain days, Prince actually had a guitar that would 'ejaculate' onstage. That would have been worth the FCC fine if you ask me.

An Indian 'female' runner was stripped of her Silver medal in the 800 meters of the Asian Games after she failed a gender test. Yeah, I don't know whats worse here - the fact that a guy was pretending to be a girl in a race, or that a guy got beat buy a girl in a race.

I was hoping this was a parody, but the more I read, the more it seems all-too real: ForeUS Women's Golf Tour - the tour for lesbians.

OutSports has some additional details about when and where the tournaments are to be held.

Jeff Gordon married Ingrid Vandebosch in Mexico on Tuesday. She seems nice.

Mike Tyson wants to work at a brothel as a stud.

Sunday is the best day to stalk Christina Aguilera - she hangs around naked all day.

Danny Bonaduce kill and eat Bobby Brown. With enough drugs & booze in his system, I believe him.

Paris Hilton gets confirmation of where her true talents lie. Paris music CD Sales = 103,000. 1 Night In Paris sex tape sales = 750,000.

Justin Timberlake is now a fashion designer. Yeah, him and 500,000 other people just finished watching the new season of Project Runway and thought to themselves - I can do that.

Kate Moss is getting naked in short films again.

Steve-O wants to fuck Paris Hilton. Get in line buddy.

OJ Simpson is fighting to keep publicity rights to his name - even though they aren't worth much these days.

Rosie O'Donnell is in talks to have her own drama tv show. TMZ thinks the "View" folks might be upset - I'm guessing that they'd be glad they didn't have to fire her. She's pretty much been on a "1 major stupid comment a week" schedule since joining the show.

Beck is going to be a daddy again.

Is Jessica Beil going to be the next Wonder Woman? We can only hope that its true and that this is Wonder Woman's night-time apparel.

Alec Baldwin tells Howard Stern that he doesn't use condoms.

Elle MacPherson was inspired by a meeting with the Dalai Lama to drop her lawsuit against Heidi Klum.

David Bowie is going to be on SpongeBob Square Pants next year.

Nicky Hilton is starting to look like Kelly Tilghman from The Golf Channel.

Caddy Chicks says that its a place golfers can book a female caddie for their next round of golf. With the noble goal of 'introduce more women to the game of golf'.

What it looks more like is a thinly disguised dating service. How else to explain why I need to know that my potential caddie is 5'11 and 145lbs. Hell of an idea though.

Politics must be interesting up in Wisconsin. How else to explain why Sandy Sullivan, a 65-year-old Republican is running for Secretary of State pretty much on a platform of: Vote For Me - I had sex with the Green Bay Packers. All of them. Back in the Bart Starr days.

Jenna Jameson is reportedly dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz.

If you don't know who Tito is, you can see pictures at his official site.

Former NBA player Latrell Sprewell, last famous for choking coach P.J. Carlesimo in 199 is in trouble for choking somebody again. He was allegedly having consensual sex with a 21 year old aboard his yacht in Milwaukee when he started choking her, against her will. Hopefully this isn't true, but beyond the criminal charge there is another disturbing fact about this case.

Sprewell's yacht is names 'Milwaukee's Best'.

Yeah, like the $7/case rotgut beer. An elite athlete, worth millions of dollars, names his boat after one of the bottom 5 beers in the US. Classy!

The new NFL season isn't even here yet, and the Minnesota Vikings are at it again. Last year it was the sex boat cruise and the Ontario Smith 'Whizzinator' incident. This year, its the Koren Robinson $10 million DUI and Dwight Smith having sex in a stairwell at a nightclub after a game. Its like these guys think they are the Portland Trailblazers or something.

Jenna Jameson isn't being allowed to play in the Lingerie Bowl because she can't get insurance. I suppose they are worried that her breasts may get exploded if she gets tackled.

So you have a golf bikini fetish? Then Bunker Babes is right up your alley. Because, shouldn't all the beer cart girls look like this:

The only thing related to the World Cup that holds my interest.

BadJocks.com has pix from the Northwestern U women's soccer team freshman initiation that I had read were very provocative and embarrassing for the university. Instead, it looks like a silly little sorority party where the new girls have to wear undies and t-shirts, drink alot and get written on. This story sure sounded alot better before I saw the pix.

Iran has announced they they are going to ban girly-men from their sports teams. No dyed hair, no plucked eyebrows. Because a man that has a metrosexual look is "disrespecting society".

I guess they won't be fielding a women's beach volleyball team anytime soon either.

Anna Benson has filed for divorce from her husband, Kris. Rumors are flying that he blamed his trade to the Orioles (from the Mets) on Anna's slutty persona.

This is interesting considering that Anna interviews Kris in the April 2006 issue of FMH and one of the questions she asks him is where they will be in X (25 I think) years. His answer is ... "divorced".

Related: Anna Benson's official site.

With Kris Benson out of New York (and his wife Anna Benson gone with him), there was a sexual hole that needed to be filled - and in steps Johnny Damon. Johnny dropped the tidbit that his wife (Michelle Mangan) wants him to put a sex swing in their new house [via Deadspin]. Damon had this to say about his wife:

"She's awesome," says Damon. "You meet a lot of women who are beautiful, but not a lot of women who are beautiful and cool. She's like a five-tool player."

5 tool? Does that mean she's a 3-input-girl?

Big photo of Michelle Mangan after the jump.
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Oh, the stuff politicians worry about:

The mayor of a New Zealand town wants a nude cycling race to be called off because the participants won't be wearing helmets.

The mayor would like to just be able to cancel the whole event, but his legal people have told him that he can't. So he'll try the next best thing - harassing the participants with a silly law.

Leave it to Jason Whitlock to breakout the porn references when talking about Vince Young's chances as a quarterback in the NFL.

Playing quarterback in the NFL is the equivalent of getting in the sack with Jenna Jameson. Oh, everybody wants to do it, but it can be an incredibly humbling and "short" experience.