Addie Juniper from Screaming O.

If you are going to have sex with a vacuum cleaner, I guess picking one with a face is as good as it gets.

Since its illegal to carry a gun on school property, why not add a vibrator to the banned list too.

Who knew the Marines, NASA and SWAT were helping develop sex gadgets.

If you are going to use electricity during sex, make sure you don't kill somebody instead of just giving them an orgasm .

Alexis plays with dildos

Annie prefers vegetables in her vagina.

Viviane's Sex Carnival has a review of the Hitachi Magic Wand up. It looks like something that your parents would have owned and when you found it as a kid, they could plausibly say its just a 'massager'.

Adult DVD Empire: Hitachi Magic Wand

If they'd advertise it properly, selling an MP3 player pre-loaded with porn could be a feature, not a bug.

A vibrator that you control with a guitar. Demonstration video below.

Going way back in time for this article (2000), but the idea that NASA did tests on sexual positions in zero-G is interesting.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

It may look like a Cup-O-Noodles from the outside, but Cup Nudes looks like a fleshlight on the inside.

Charlie Sheen killed his Real Doll after a four-way between himself, the doll, and two chicks didn't go over so well.

It sounds weird, but not anymore weird than knowing that he shot Kelly Preston.

The Fembot Mistique - whats the fascination with sexy androids/robots?

China has banned bra, underwear and sex toy ads.

Nice communist collective they still have going over there. Maybe they'll join the civilized world sometime before I die.

A modified vacuum attachment that works as a sex toy. Brilliant!

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

Takes alot of balls to rob a place with a vibrator.

I thought that glow in the dark condoms were just a myth.

Samsung is trying to patent a cell phone that can tell a woman when she's ovulating.

The phone will have ultrasonic or laser based distance sensor and infrared ray temperature sensor installed around it's speaker. Whenever you make a phone call, distance sensor measures the location of the phone relative to your eardrum and infrared sensor measures the temperature inside your eardrum.

The rest is up to the phone software, which processes the measurements, transforms them into BBT records, determines fertile and infertile periods of the menstruation cycle and provides you with recommendations.

I'd like to see how these recommendations will be delivered. Will your phone suddenly start vibrating when you should not have sex? Will it have a special boom-chicka-wow-wow ringer that kicks in for days that it thinks you can't get pregnant?

This could be a huge hit: Penis Enlarging Condom.

Its got some gel inside the condom that dilates the arteries in the penis causing more blood to flow to it - thus making it bigger.

Clever idea, lets hope it works.

The sex position ring. This should be a must for cheesy bachelor parties.

If you don't mind fucking a frankenstein, you can make your own sex dolls. Way too freaky looking.

Its not porno pizza, but Hanky Panky condoms has started putting prizes into their boxes - like kids cereal used to do.

Are your sex toys environmentally friendly? Doubtful, but that may change soon.

You'd need a serious foot fetish to own a SiFeet Pussy Foot.

Catholic church organist told to either quit her sex toy business or stop showing up to play the organ.

Microsoft gets all the bad publicity for being the 'evil' corporation, but between trying to get bloggers thrown in jail and throwing fits about the iGasm - Apple is rapidly approaching the same image problems.

One of the better sex gag gift ideas I've seen in a while - Weiner Kleener Soap.

I like the caution on the bottom of the packaging - its very, uh technical.

If Weiner Kleener Soap becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.

Before you start all the summer parties, fill up your couch with penis cushions.

Silicone and fiberglass bondage and pin-up statues. There is even a customizable model that you can have made to look like anyone you want.

A note about these links: the site uses spaces in its filenames, so the links may not work in all browsers. If you get a 404 error, just go to hotboxdesigns.com and navigate from there.

Here come the sex games for the Wii (we can only hope). Jenny Chowdury has created some intimate video game controllers that are embedded in a bra and panties.

#1 sign your military needs upgrading - when you decide to ban a sex toy because it could interfere with your military communications.

A remote-controlled "love egg" has reportedly been banned by Cyprus amid fears that the device could disrupt military systems.

So your girl likes oral, but you have no idea where to lick? Luckily, there's the Hot Licks Pad, which you literally fit over the clitoris like a puzzle piece.

It apparently works a bit like a cock ring for girls, trapping the blood in their clit for greater sensation. Here's a close-up pix.

Great vibrator storage device.

Related: Vibrators from DVD Empire.

Just what your horny-leg-humping dog needs - a sex doll dog. Complete with rear orifice for real penetration.

The free Subway Logo condoms distributed in NYC have been a huge hit - they've distributed 5 million of them in only 1 month.

This is part of a Viagra ad, but just the idea of Twister bedsheets is great.

The new online Playstation 3 Home service is going to allow users to 'broadcast' porn on their virtual media player inside their personal 'house'.

I don't know enough about PS3 Home to know the answer, but it'd be interesting if you could either choose your house's location, or move into other neighborhoods. I wonder if something like a red light district would show up?

As always, because this is a gaming system, connected to the internet, the mere thought of porn appearing on it will send the religious wingers into a frenzy.

Jordan (I guess thats her?) sure does like her cellphone. Based on her positioning, I think she's sticking that in her ass.

The Nipple Bra - for those days that you want to look like you are nipping out, but its just not chilly enough.

Kama Sutra condoms would be great for parties. Big fishbowl on the coffee table for those random hook-ups. Only rule is you have to use the position shown on the condom wrapper.

These aren't new, but I've never seen them before - Pornstar bears.

These sex toys from Lelo are design masterpieces.

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Tera Patrick's Perfect Pussy from California Exotic.

There was already a Tera pussy and ass on the market with the Futurotic Plus Ass & Vagina, but its over $200. With the Perfect Pussy priced under $100, it seems like the better deal if you need a silicon fuck-hole.

The ban on sex toys in Alabama was upheld by the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

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Dream Babes gallery of Hillary sticking a pink dildo in her ass.

Just what every man wants for Valentine's Day - a USB powered pole-dancing girl to set on his desk.

Somehow, I don't think optimizing porn sites for the Wii Opera browser is such a hot idea. I've got one, and this thing is primarily a kids machine - it doesn't make sense to spend alot of effort to make porn viewable thru a device with the Wii's user base. XBox and PS3 - sure thats worth doing.

But, maybe I'll change my mind.

Fleshbot has put up their Sexy Holiday Gift Guide. We've done something like this the last couple of years around Christmas and Valentine's Day, but I'm not going to do one this year, so check out theirs instead.

Nicole Graves is the Twistys.com treat of the month for December.