Go Ask Alice! says that having anal sex won't make your poop slide out uncontrollably.

Guys, if you'll do some extra housework, you'll get laid more often.

Are people really getting their sexual advice from Reader's Digest? Yikes.

If you are hard up for ideas, you're better off using this list.

A study published in the scientific journal Evolutionary Psychology says that you better be a good kisser if you want to get to 2nd base.

"At the moment of the kiss, there's a very complicated exchange of information ... that may tap into underlying evolved mechanisms" cluing us in on whether we're genetically compatible, explains Gordon Gallup, co-author of the study and professor of psychology at the State University of New York at Albany. "A kiss can be a deal-breaker in terms of whether a relationship will flower or flounder, so to speak."

Going way back in time for this article (2000), but the idea that NASA did tests on sexual positions in zero-G is interesting.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

In an effort to hopefully raise the quality of all the amateur porn being created these days, Seymore Butts has released Do It Yourself Porn: A Guide to Shooting Great Sex Scenes. Seymore says its mostly for beginners - and, yes, you are a beginner even if you've been secretly taping sex with your girlfriend from a hidden camera in the closet for years.

UPDATE: Action has the DVD for sale

Visual instructions on how to have sex in a car. I love that they used the flight-safety style art.

Been a while since I've seen an anal bleaching article. Marie Claire is asking whether anal bleaching is for you.

Its amazing that any couple can stay together given all the apparent differences we have with regards to perceptions surrounding sex and affection. The latest is that kissing is way important to women, and not at all to guys.

While we are just using it as a way to grab some ass while the girl closes her eyes, she's testing our technique to make sure we still love her.

When you go to pick out your porn stage name, its probably a good idea not to use the real name of one of your high-school classmates - even if she was a bitch.

Lara Madden, 25, is an actress in the pornography industry. She is a former Houstonian who has appeared in about a dozen X-rated movies under the stage name "Syvette Wimberly."

That's the problem.

The real Syvette Wimberly was one of Madden's classmates at Kingwood High School. The women knew each other in the ninth grade.

How to score twins.

So you think you would like a harem - 5 things you need to know before you get one.

Ask Alice: Are 'nipple orgasms' real? I expected the answer to be no.

Regina Lynn's new column at Wired: 10 Reasons Geeks Make Better Lovers

Great PSA ad about big balls.

Trust me, that sentence will make sense after you've seen the ad.

The more money you have, the better sex you have - especially if you are a woman.

How to impress a stripper - give her the severed hand of a cadaver as a gift.

Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson may be starring in a reality show where they instruct virgins on the finer points of sex. Decent idea, but it'll never happen.

Bunch of pictures and a YouTube video from a Belgian sex ed campaign trying to convince people that talking about sex leads to better, safer sex. Here's the text of one ad:

Oral, vaginal, anal. How about verbal?
Say what you like, what you expect, how far you will go. And expect the same from your partner.
Because good agreements makes good sex.'

Just in case your boss walks in and fires you for reading this site at work, here's how it might make you rich: Worker sues IBM for $5m after being fired for looking at porn.

In the lawsuit, the former employee admits that he spent time in chat rooms during work hours, but claims his behavior is the result of an addiction and that IBM should have offered him counseling instead of firing him.

10 Zen Monkey's has an interview with Violet Blue (mp3 version) up talking alot about her new job writing for the SF Chronicle and about porn in general. I got a kick out of the last part of the interview, when the topic turns to bad porn:

SR: I called him the Bruce Campbell of B-level porn.

VB: He's not even that good. I would do Bruce Campbell. Evan Stone is like the Chippendales dancer that got lost. Overly waxed. Lantern jaw. He' the kind of guy where girls like me look and say, "Where are all the hot guys in porn?"

After your boyfriend comes in your ass, LTCHTM, pull your ass off his dick and plop it down on the toilet. Bring a magazine. Then crap it out - crap it all out. Cum and lube and santorum that aren't left in your ass can't leak out and soil your undies the next day.

The Position: Up and Over
Difficulty Level: 8.5
The Move: This one starts out simply enough, with your garden-variety doggie style, but quickly descends into a nightmare as you get into it, planting your legs on either side of her and essentially crouching over top while still pounding away like a carpenter.

Say the Judges: "Two words: leg cramp," says Mike. "I couldn't figure out where to put my hands so I kept trying to plant them on her back to keep my balance. That was uncomfortable for her because I was leaning all my weight into her shoulder blades. We did it once, we never did it again."

Arch your back: you want him to look down and see hair, ass, feet.

Spit or swallow: Are you fucking kidding? You spend fifteen minutes to an hour begging for a mouthful of spunk and you spit it out?

According to Dr Judith Reisman, pornography affects the physical structure of your brain turning you into a porno-zombie. Porn, she says, is an "erototoxin ", producing an addictive "drug cocktail " of testosterone, oxytocin, dopamine and serotonin with a measurable organic effect on the brain.

...people whose brains have been rotted by pornography are no longer expressing "free speech" and, for their own good, shouldn't be protected under the First Amendment.

Likewise, anal bleaching is based on the idea that there is one perfect shade of ass. If you've seen as many cunts and rumps as I have, you know that this is false. Every person's nether regions have their own unique look (and personality, for that matter). I'm not interested in all of us having identical coochies!

This I know for sure: The pinkest, happiest buttholes I've ever seen are those that have been stroked, licked, and fucked till they couldn't help but blush with contentment (lots of blood rushing to the area helped too). And each one looked perfect to me.

Can women survive on semen alone? Planning on "accidentally" getting stranded on an island with your famished girlfriend? If so, she'll need to crank out 120 hummers a day, and swallow every time. Ejaculations contain up to a gram of protein, so if yours pack just more than half that amount, she'll get her daily protein requirement of 68 grams (along with a scorching case of TMJ). But with an average of six calories per shot, she would consume only 720 calories, which, according to Dr. Richard Kowal, a licensed nutritionist in New York City, is 80 calories less than what is already considered a super-low-calorie diet. "Within weeks of initiating this diet, aside from a three- to four-pound weight loss per week, the dieter would begin to report symptoms such as nausea, fatigue, constipation or diarrhea and, finally, gallstones," says Kowal. "Once this busy dieter shrinks in weight to a very low body-mass index, [the body] will begin to cannibalize its own proteins, such as muscles and organs. Once the body begins to break down the heart muscle, it is just a matter of time before she has a heart attack and probably dies." Sheesh, some girls will do anything to get out of giving a blow job.

10. Penile length contraction:
According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed of light will contract down to a length of only 1.8cm (this is about the same length as the smallest functional penis officially recorded). At the speed of light, length contraction leads to an interesting paradox in which the penis seems to have no length at all, but is still managing to have sex somehow.

4. Religious values:
Certain branches of Christianity would view porn-at-the-speed-of-light immoral anyway. It's in the Bible.

Anything that's tight and shows off his ass. Vinyl pants are a good staple for a man, but you can't wear them baggy. You have to wear them tight, so they show off the guy's ass and the front too. That's always a plus. And we have men's vinyl shirts that are really tight.

Tawdry tip #1:GET HER TO DRESS DIRTY
Tawdry tip #5: TAP INTO HER INNER STRIPPER
Tawdry tip #6: INCREASE HER FLEXIBILITY