Alexis Texas is Buttwoman.

Love this DVD cover.

It appears that Action-dvd.com has gone out of business. Their website has been unreachable for a few weeks now. We've got lots of DVD links to them throughout the history of this blog, so it'll take me a while to get it all fixed up.

That leaves Adult DVD Empire as the best choice for adult DVDs in my mind - they've always had the better design and store, but Action was slightly better on prices.

• Field of Schemes 4 - some Hollywood titles are so lame that they just shouldn't be parodied by porn.
• Hit That Ole Bitch - domestic violence anyone?

Adult DVD Empire has done a major upgrade to the way their VOD services work. Best I've seen

In the mail this week is Strap-On Club 2 from Sinsation - complete with Fight Club style DVD cover (instead of pink soap, its a pink dildo).

The DVD is directed by Shy Love and features Mya Luanna - who manages to look amazingly like Lucy Lui on the back cover.

The whole thing is a girl's only fuck-fest and I was very impressed with the quality of the camera's used to record this thing - looks HD without actually being HD.

Below are some pix from the DVD.

SexTube.com is the newest spot for VOD porn films. They've got titles from a bunch of companies that I'm not all that familiar with along with some of the bigger names like:

• 110% Natural 2 from Red Light District


• Superquirt from Elegant Angel


• Whale Tail 3 from Smash Pictures

Assaroni
This is only marginally unfortunate, because its fucking funny.

Your Mom's Hairy Pussy
Enough with the 'my mom' titles. The last thing I want to be thinking about while watching a porn movie is my mom.

Drowning In Bitch Juice
Ick.

Wrap Your Toes Around My Hose
If you are going to have a rhyming title, it better not be this lame.

New in the mail this week from Red Light District is Fuck Dolls 10 with Chayse Evans on the cover.

I hadn't ever seen her in action before, but based on what I saw on this DVD, she's on my shortlist of favorite porn starlets. Screengrabs from her scene are below.

Since I'm always giving porn companies a hard time about their bad DVD titles, I figured I could throw in the occasional positives when deserved. I tend to favor simplicity over the mash of images some companies like to throw on their covers, so this cover for Butt Thrusters 3 featuring Cody Lane is a nice place to start.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Katsuni: Video Nasty 4.

Buy Katsuni: Video Nasty 4 DVD from Empire.

Adult DVD Empire has a ton of MILF DVDs for under $9 right now.

I Fucked Your Mom
Mommies Need Cock Too
Land Of MILF & Honey

I suppose if you have a hairy body fetish, you might as well go all out with a chick like on the cover for Natural & Hairy.

The tagline of Scary Hairy is very appropriate.

Manaconda #2
Blow Job Ninjas #3
Gag On This 20

Freaks of Cock 3
Cock Freaks would make more sense. Freaks of Cock just sounds like somebody was trying to hard.

Wet Food 2
Just sounds gross.

Nut Chuggers

Strollin In The Colon
Any orifice thats large enough to walk around inside is way too big to be sexy.

Its All Stink On The Inside
I like my anal sex scenes clean, thank you very much.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Audrey: Sexual Freak 8. The DVD is up for pre-order currently with an actual release date of March 20th.

Buy from: Empire or Gamelink.

Sperm Drains is a new release from Red Light District. The DVD features Tiffany Rayne along with scenes from Hillary Scott and Melissa Lauren.

This DVD is a straight up gonzo fuck-fest with lots of anal and DPs. The scene with Coutney Cummz also included something I've never scene before. After a DP, she got fucked anal doggy style with Michael Stefano cumming in her ass. After a gape and retaining the cum in her ass, the other male performer also fucked her anal doggy and came in her as well. Not sure I like the idea of fucking a girl's ass thats already full of some other guys cum - but at least it wasn't the same old stuff.

After a long absence, VCX is getting back into the high-end porn DVD game again. Their first release is Angel Face with Eva Angelina and Evan Stone, as well as Jenny Hendrix, Jada Fire, Dakoda Brookes, Christian XXX and Billy Glide and introduces newcomer Marie McCray.

Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 12
Bad for 2 reasons. 1) I might want to use that pussy again and 2) It makes me think of Rick Moranis, and thats not sexy - ever.

I Think I Fucked Your Wife
You really don't know?

Phat Ass White Booty #2
If you are going to use both Phat and Booty in the title then you really need to spell Ass ... Azz.

Those of you into fetish/bdsm videos are going to have some great new content to choose from as SPI-Media will begin distributing in the US at the 2008 AVN Expo, beginning with The Domina Files.

I absolutely love the DVD cover for Oral Obsession. Its simple, but its just perfect for this type of title.

Dong Of A New Day
I thought we retired the word 'Dong' in porn titles sometime back in the early 1980's.

I Like Phat Bunz
Is there a reason that the majority of black porn titles have words spelled wrong in them?

Sperm Drains
This actually isn't too bad, but just strikes me as gross tonight.

Instigator is the first-ever DVD release from American Excess Platinum. They have also put up a trailer for the film.

In the mail this week was Sexual Rage from Red Light District.

The DVD has scenes with Lucy Taylor, Destiny and Roxy Panther and is full of double penetrations, anal gaping and facials.

The DVD is available from either Empire or Action
More pix after the jump.

Pinky's Dick Sucking for Dumb Asses
If she's sucking your dick, she can't be that stupid.

Boner Breath

My Daughter Has A Dick #2
Talk of daughters is fine, just not my daughter.

Action-DVD has the Seymore Butts DIY Porn DVD available.

Previously: DIY Porn.

Couple new titles from Digital Playground have hit the pre-order list this week - Control 7 and Hannah Erotique.

Here's Tiffany Sweet from Hannah Erotique

More pix after the jump.

Sophi Santi in one of my favorite poses from the new DVD, Jana Cova In Blue

Image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

Babysitters has been released by Digital Playground. With the uber-hot line-up of Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan this DVD makes me want to be a 9-year-old boy in need of a babysitter again. More pix after the jump.

Image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

Buy from Action or Empire.

Swallow My Children
Cannibalism or Fat Bastard reference? Neither is much of a turn-on.

Crimes of the Cunt
The pussy is always right, hence it can commit no crime.

Log Jammers
Any talk of 'logs' just makes me think of poop - and thats never good.

How's That Big Cock Gonna Fit In My Mom's Ass
Mentioning 'mom' in the title is fine ... as long as its not my mom.

In the mail this week: Pop That Trunk from The Candy Shop. More screenshots after the jump.

Hillary makes the cover of the much-hyped Not The Brady's from Hustler Video.

Red Light Districts has released Addicted To Boobs #3 featuring Presley Maddox (looking alot like a darker-haired version of Ashlee Simpson).

Presley's scene is with Mark Wood and takes place in a shower. After a good long warming up with the shower head, we get a very straight-forward scene.

Look, I'm Hairy! #6
A comma in the title?

Anal Hell
What, is this about problems during anal sex? I'm not hard enough ... you're clinching ... ooow, there's shit on my dick...

Blowjob Ninjas 2
Ninjas, need I say more?

InTERActive is a completely innovative, totally interactive flick that will rock your porn universe. Everything Tera, Hillary Scott and Jessica Jaymes do is completely up to you.

Buy from Empire or Action

In the second installation of the decadent Reign of Tera series, Tera Patrick gets back in action with her first ever boy-boy-girl scene.

Buy from Action or Empire

Previously: Reign of Tera 1

A big compilation video starring Amy Reid - The Girls Next Door, Vol 1-4. This is a 4 disc pack for less than $30.

Fucking Your Ass Is The Best Sport Ever (BRONZE)
Its way too long and since when is fucking a sport.

Fur Ever Hard (SILVER)
This is just confusing. Its straight porn made for gay men featuring hairy guys fucking girls.

Gravy Bath (GOLD)
I don't ever want to see 'gravy' in a porn title again.

Amy is on the cover of 3rd Degree's Ready Wet Go 4. The DVD also features scenes with Rebecca Linares and Presley Maddox.

Some new Lanny Barbie movies.

Whore 2 is the new gonzo release from Acid Rain with Hillary Scott on the cover.

Just what the porn world needed: Janine Loves Jenna Special Edition DVD is the world's first talking DVD box. When you open it up, you hear Jenna's voice.

GOLD: The Art of the Cumfart
SILVER: The Making of An Anal Ring Toss Girl
BRONZE: Bubble Butt Barbeque

Dave Navarro (Carmen Electra's ex) is going to be directing a porn DVD for Teravision called Broken.

Set for September release, the movie stars Sasha Grey as "a woman torn apart by the duality of control and powerlessness in her life."

Broken is the first in a planned series of celebrity-directed porn movies from Teravision.

The film also features Jenna Haze, Victoria Sin, Audrey Bitoni, Lisa Daniels and Kayla Paige.

Related: Teravision DVD releases

Is the world ready for comedy porn from Vivid? They've created a new label called Vivid Ha! and the first title to be released is called Stood Up with Savanna Sampson and Lanny Barbie.

Buy the DVD from Action or Empire

My favorite porn title in a few weeks: I Dream of Weenie.

Lanny has a scene in the new Vivid HD-DVD release: Stood Up.

Hillary made the cover of Assfensive #8 from Anarchy. Its a huge 3 hour comp video.

Another cover for Riley. This time its Suburban Sex Party

Volume 3 of New Chicks Cum First from Red Light District has been released. This DVD is worth your time just for the Cayton Caley scene. I don't remember seeing her in much previously, but she's got an incredible body.

Also a good scene with Alexa Sparxx.

Some Cayton Caley pix from the DVD after the jump.
Buy the DVD from: Empire or Gamelink

One of the better names for a porn series - The Good The Bad & The Slutty 2 is a new release from Platinum X. This disc is flat full of hot girls, with Audrey Bitoni on the cover and backed up by scenes including Chelsie Rae and Presley Maddox.

After the jump are some preview pix from the DVD.