Wal-Mart is teaching little girls that they can sell their body for money by selling kids panties with the saying "Who Needs Credit Cards" on them,

The micro-bikini that was popularized by Wicked Weasel has spread like wildfire over the past couple of years. Now, Dubio Bikinis has added men's bikinis to the mix along with their own version of the women's line.

Some of the men's stuff is ... interesting, largely due the fact that the stuff is made to fit guys with erections (which most of the model pictures feature). The most over-the-top piece is the C-Ring G-String Extreme Bikini. This thing has a built in metal cock ring.

You've got to be one hardcore swinging motherfucker to wear that bad boy.

JBS has the right idea of how to market mens underwear - use naked women in the ads

I suppose its a good idea that sex workers can wear GPS enabled shoes, but isn't there a big potential problem that the cops could just subpoena the locations of the wearers? They are known law-breakers, so I think probable cause would be easy to obtain.

A Korean company has created a bikini with wireless functionality built in so that you can control your iPod from buttons on the breasts. No word on whether its waterproof - I'd guess that its not.

Crap, yesterday was National Underwear Day and I missed it. However, I was wearing underwear all day, so I participated in spirit.

Edible underwear for real men - Brief Jerky. Yep, undies made of beef jerky.

Maybe a little too much chewing needed.

Hopefully, not a coming trend: nude clothing.

Very cool, just nasty to look at.

Got a PR release today for a new DVD They're All Whores from a company called Lu Bricate. Went and checked out the site and they are doing something different than any other porn DVD company that I've seen - they are selling panties used during DVD shoots. Pretty slick idea.

Just in time for a Valentine's day gift - the sculpted lighted bra.

Nicole Graves is the Twistys.com treat of the month for December.

The mesh tank-top was one of the more horrible mens' clothing options of the 1980's, but it looks suprisingly good on girls.

The fashions of Zoren Gold & Minori. This is some weird stuff that is actually a combination of photography, photoshop, and collage. [via Pink Mag]

In a backlash against the metrosexual man trend, flip-flops are on the outs with 'real' men. Not a moment too soon for my liking. Sandals are fine, but flip flops just look silly on guys.

"I think the cheap ones are non-manly - they are [lacking in] power," said Mark Wright, a business-school student in Cambridge, Mass. "They are physically weak (unlike, say, a boot); they're cheap, suggesting the wearer is poor (unlike, say, a nice Italian shoe); in addition they make no statement and have no character."

Potatoes and pineapples are being used as fabrics by the "ethical fashion industry". No word on whether their "ethics" extends to not having 9-year-old Malaysians sew the garments.

"In southern China and only in southern China, silk is lacquered with a sweet potato paste and then buried in the ground," said Natalie Goyette, the company's development director.

"Then the silk is rinsed up to 30 times, and comes out with a soft off-black color that I find beautiful," she said.

"And the sweet potato dye makes the silk water repellent and able to absorb perspiration very well."

Snaz75.com is selling what has to be considered the ultimate stripper shoe. These things have a clear sole with a small slot in it that allows the customers to put their tip right into the shoe. In addition to it just saying 'tips' near the opening in the shoe, they also have versions with lips and neon green dollar signs.

I'm sure they didn't intend it, but they've actually invented a perfect solution for anybody wanting to tip using Sacagawea dollars.