Lady Gaga barbie. A test run for the full-blown sex doll?

I'm not sure why Lindsay Lohan is worried about a sex tape of her leaking onto the internet.

What, its going to ruin her reputation? She's not going to get acting gigs anymore? Hasn't that pretty much already happened to her?

Fleshbot has the pics of Carrie Prejean's nipslip. Surely this is somehow yet another example of her hypocracy (how dare a Christian wear a bikini).

I've always thought of Chloe Sevigny as kind of a poor-man's Sarah Jessica Parker. Regardless, here's some old nudes of Chloe.

A Lady GaGa upskirt. I'm disappointed that she's actually wearing panties.

The headline says that Mena Suvari has a huge ass - I beg to differ. Thats a nice ass.

Lily Allen goes topless for ID Magazine.

Why are girls flashing their tits at Mickey Rourke? His face has had the same high-quality plastic surgery that Tara Reid had on her tummy.

Charles Barkley sending 2008 out with a bang - All I wanted was a blow job.

Prices are falling at Wal-Mart on Jaime Lynn Spears breast-feeding pics.

David Duchovny is in rehab for sex addiction.

I sure hope Tom Cruise is happy now that he's basically married to his twin.

AVN has an interview with Verne Troyer's girlfriend from the sex tape - Ranae Shrider. They've also got a photo gallery of her - she's pretty cute.

Some interesting tidbits - she met Verne at a Playboy Mansion party and they still live together today even thought they aren't dating anymore.

Farah Fawcett wants everyone to look in her ass on a new NBC tv show.

Actress Farrah Fawcett is reportedly in talks with NBC to televise a program documenting her treatment for anal cancer.

If the deal goes through, Fawcett, 61, could get some $2 million to show her jetting between the U.S. and Germany, where she is undergoing a revolutionary treatment currently not available in the States.

Mr. Mini-Me Verne Troyer is suing everyone over his 'stolen' sex tape, including TMZ for posting snippets. I love the tagline that Sugar DVD was using to push the DVD.

...full-length 50 minute video of Mini-Me in bed with a hot, young, FULL SIZED sexy woman

Full sized. Ha, ha.

Now that Sarah Larson can no longer mooch off of the George Clooney gravy-train, she may pose for Playboy. A girls gotta make a living somehow.

These bikini pictures of Katherine Heigl just affirm my thoughts that she's the most over-rated hottie in Hollywood. Cute face, but thats just about it.

Lindsay Lohan's dad just outed her lesbian relationship with the skinny Joel Madden-hat wearing wannabe DJ. What a lovely relationship Lindsay must have with her parents.

Victoria Silvstedt flashes her panties getting out a car. This must be much harder to do than it would appear because almost everyone ends up flashing the cameras this way.

Dita Von Teese half nude in the new German Maxim.

Is Clay Aiken wearing a wig? Check out his forehead in this photo and tell me you don't see a wig line being badly concealed by makeup.

Why was Megan Fox given deer antlers for winning the 'Next Big Thing' award from Spike TV?

I'm gonna have to go see Megan Fox's new movie if she's going to be walking around wet and naked.

Mischa Barton is claiming that the photos of her cottage cheese thighs were photoshopped. Clearly, she has misunderstood the word photoshop with the term zoom lens.

So not only is Rob Lowe a "nanny-groper", his wife is a sexual harasser as well (allegedly). Though, I'm not sure how walking around naked in your own house can be considered creating a hostile work environment.

Natalie Portman got pissed on by a random dog.

AVI Videos of Penelope Cruz's nude scenes from Elegy. [via]

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Her face looks like it has 2 inches of make-up on it alot of times, but nobody can dispute that Fergie has a hot body.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz - NOW - LATER.

Oh ick. Roseanne Barr had vaginal refreshing surgery.

The Kristen Davis sex tape may not be real, but the photos are legit.

Best news this week - we may get a Gisele Bundchen Sex Tape.

The bad news is its from a wine cellar so I can imagine it'll be darkish and hard to see.

Note to self.

Step 1 for getting into Brittany Murphy's pants: make diagonal cut pb&j sandwich sans crust.

Step 2: Feed it to Brittany

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Enjoy Brittany Murphy's vagina.

Fleshbot has the details on the girl in the Gene Simmons sex tape.

Just what the world needs, a Bret Michaels sex tape.

I'm not sure who she is, but Lucy Clarkson likes to show off her vagina to people with cameras.

Now that Katherine McPhee has been dropped by her record label, she'll have to rely on her other assets for attention.

Hollywood Tuna has started a Jessica Alba boob watch, and it looks to me as if she's already getting bigger.

Vivid has got the rights to the Jessica Sierra sex tape. Jessica is a bit trashy looking for a Vivid Girl, don't you think?

At least Kim Kardashian had a cute face and wears expensive clothes.

Gamelink is offering Britney Spears $1m for a Paris Hilton lesbian sex tape.

So apparently Tony Parker is cheating on Eva Longoria already. Thats not suprising. But I absolutely love the reason that the other woman - French model Alexandra Paressant - says that Tony needs another woman:

Eva won't have sex in front of a mirror, doesn't like certain positions, and thinks sperm causes acne.

Thanks for the tip Eva!

Jessica Alba is confusing me with her statement that she didn't want to hang out in a jacuzzi with naked people.

Jessica, this is what celebs do when they aren't in public. You take off all your clothes, do lines of coke off of your boyfriends penis, slosh around in the jacuzzi naked, then dry off with all the cash you have laying around on the floor. Oh, and you videotape the whole thing.

Heather Mills is going to have a hard time continuing to claim she never did porn now that these crotch spread photos are floating around.

The Daily Mail thinks that Amy Winehouse's drug problems have caused her to lose her teeth. Thats probably true, but she probably wasn't going to have great luck with her teeth anyway - she's British.

Jennifer Aniston got herself a new nose for Christmas. I think it actually looks great. Thinned it out, gave it a little ski-slope action. Thats a good use of plastic surgery.

Monica and Penelope Cruz will play pornstars in their brother's new music video. Because pretend fantasies about incest are hot!

Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin) is going to star in a new comedy called Zack & Miri Make A Porno with Elizabeth Banks.

If they do this right, it has the potential to be a very funny film.