Jessica Alba Doesn't Understand Celebrity
Jessica Alba is confusing me with her statement that she didn't want to hang out in a jacuzzi with naked people.
Jessica, this is what celebs do when they aren't in public. You take off all your clothes, do lines of coke off of your boyfriends penis, slosh around in the jacuzzi naked, then dry off with all the cash you have laying around on the floor. Oh, and you videotape the whole thing.
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