MSN Money picks the porn stocks worth owning.

Hayden Panettiere wants to show you her boob, but she's just too much of a good-girl (so far) to actually do it.

A too-easy quiz at Radar: Porn Star or Fox News Babe.

10 Zen Monkey's has an interview with Hillary Scott up. Lots of topics get covered, including the question of why some girls think fucking black guys on film will hurt their careers. Then, there was this about everybody's favorite - anal bleaching.

I don't need it. I have a nice little pink, puckered asshole. But I think it's more for the girls who have the brown asshole, and it kind of always looks like they didn't wipe all the way. So, I don't need the anal bleaching, but I can respect it. I'm not gonna hate on the girls that need it and do it. Good for them!

Nagota from Pretty 4 Ever.

What every guy needs during allergy season - porno hankies. This orgy version is my favorite.

Mail some panties to Bangkok to help sap the strength of the repressive government of Burma.

Lola from Watch 4 Beauty.

In Germany, a 77-year-old guy has filed an age discrimination lawsuit against a 19-year-old for refusing to have sex with him. Classy.

Rule 1: Don't hitchhike

Rule 2: If you hitchhike, expect to be asked to perform oral sex on the person you are bumming a ride from.

Rule 3: Even if your ride looks like a chick, there will be a penis involved.

Some hump day galleries for you.

More after the jump.

The first step in getting the dumb 2257 record-keeping rules overturned has finally hit as the 6th Circuit Court ruled that 2257 is unconstitutional. The government's primary argument was that the 2257 laws are pointed at conduct rather than speech, but the Court didn't buy it.

"This argument is unpersuasive," Kennedy wrote. "While the government is indeed aiming at conduct, child abuse, it is regulating protected speech, sexually explicit images of adults, to get at that conduct. To the extent the government is claiming that a law is considered a conduct regulation as long as the government claims an interest in conduct and not speech, the Supreme Court has rejected that argument."

"Adult sexual conduct is not illegal and it is in fact constitutionally protected ... The regulation of visual depictions of adult sexual activity is not based on its intrinsic relation to illegal conduct. It is, therefore, a regulation of speech, because both the photograph and the taking of a photograph 'bear … [a] necessary relationship to the freedom to speak, write, print or distribute information or opinion.'"

Rock Confidential is giving away a wake-up call from a Digital Playground hottie of your choice from their new DVD, Babysitters.

They've also just named Kasey Poteet the newest RC Girl.

Gisele has a big wedgie for such a little ass. More pix.

Adult DVD Empire is having a bunch of DVD promotions right now.

Action-DVD has the Seymore Butts DIY Porn DVD available.

Previously: DIY Porn.

Vanity Fair photos of Hayden Panettiere as a pin-up girl.

Joanna Krupa's nude photos from her 2008 calendar.

Viktorovna is quite the cutie.

Hottie French news anchor Melissa Theuriau is on the cover of Park Magazine this month.

Previously: Melissa Theuriau, Hot News Babe

Canada's Sex Party sues mailmen over explicit pamphlets. Wait, Canada has a 'Sex Party'? I had no idea.

The Sex Party (official site)

It may look like a Cup-O-Noodles from the outside, but Cup Nudes looks like a fleshlight on the inside.

This photo from Torsten Solin is my new favorite. The eyes, the breasts, the hairless cat - just a great photo. [via SexBlo.gs]

Destructoid has put up a new nerdcore (sexy girls with electronic gadgets) post.

T3 has lots more hot gadget girls if you need a more regular fix.

If you've ever wondered how the sex scenes in soft-core porn films are made, here comes more info that you could ever want.

For the men - The Sock
For the women - The Patch

I knew about the sock. It only makes sense that the penis would need to be bound up somewhat to keep it from flopping around and ending up in the frame where its not wanted. But I didn't have any clue about the patch - and the idea of a giant bandaid over the girl's cooch is going to take some getting used to.

Naughty America has launched another new site called Naughty Athletics.

These guys don't have the hottest girls or the best-looking site out there, but if you do sign up, you get tons of content.

In an effort to hopefully raise the quality of all the amateur porn being created these days, Seymore Butts has released Do It Yourself Porn: A Guide to Shooting Great Sex Scenes. Seymore says its mostly for beginners - and, yes, you are a beginner even if you've been secretly taping sex with your girlfriend from a hidden camera in the closet for years.

UPDATE: Action has the DVD for sale

The best campaign slogan ever: If you like oral sex, vote Caragol for council. Thats the campaign slogan of Jose 'Pepe' Caragol running for re-election to the Hialeah, Florida city council.

Not even Mary Carey had the guts to use a slogan like this when she ran for Governor of California.

The stories about Britney going broke must be true - she can't afford panties anymore.

Enjoy some Friday galleries

More after the jump.

The Onion sure is hitting the topic of sex alot lately - Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few Decades.

And in what should be fake news but isn't: Emails promising nude celeb pix caused 80% of computer viruses last month. Gosh people, use Google!

The best Food TV clip ever produced.

Couple new titles from Digital Playground have hit the pre-order list this week - Control 7 and Hannah Erotique.

Here's Tiffany Sweet from Hannah Erotique

More pix after the jump.

Lots of photos from the Folsom Street Fair in SF. Mostly full of erect penises, and some oral sex.

How exactly did they manage to get a permit for this?

The halloween themed galleries have started. I love this mask

Visual instructions on how to have sex in a car. I love that they used the flight-safety style art.

Charlie Sheen killed his Real Doll after a four-way between himself, the doll, and two chicks didn't go over so well.

It sounds weird, but not anymore weird than knowing that he shot Kelly Preston.

Gemma Atkinson's calendar photos from Nuts magazine. She's got some seriously fake boobs.

I've seen this group of pictures before, and may have even posted about it, but thats no reason not to point to Melissa Theuriau pix. She's easily the hottest TV news babe in the world.

An awesome ad for Durex condoms using the condoms to make balloon people in sex positions. This kind of stuff always makes the condom ads in the US look so lame. [via SoftBlog]

Another celebrity pregnancy - Val Kilmer looks like he's carrying twins.

The Fembot Mistique - whats the fascination with sexy androids/robots?

Katya is well lit.

Strippers make more money when ovulating.

Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility, versus about $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.

Nicholas Cage woke up to find a naked guy wearing only a leather jacket standing in his house.

And it wasn't Robert Downey Jr.!

Those gals on The View are just so damn classy: Whoopi suggest 3-way with Nancy Pelosi and her husband.

At least it wasn't Rosie O'Donnell making the suggestion. Ick.

Some galleries from the new site - I Film Myself. I really like the fish-eye type look the photos tend to have when they are taken this way.

Thainee is apparently the world's smallest non-midget pornstar. Does that even mean anything?

She's 4'5" tall and weighs 72lbs.

China has banned bra, underwear and sex toy ads.

Nice communist collective they still have going over there. Maybe they'll join the civilized world sometime before I die.

Sophi Santi in one of my favorite poses from the new DVD, Jana Cova In Blue

Image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

DVD: Metalocalypse - Season One

Book: If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans by Ann Coulter

The top Catholic official in Mozambique is claiming that condoms distributed in his country are infected with HIV by the manufacturers.

"Condoms are not sure because I know that there are two countries in Europe, they are making condoms with the virus on purpose," he alleged, refusing to name the countries.

"They want to finish with the African people. This is the programme. They want to colonise until up to now. If we are not careful we will finish in one century's time."

How long is it going to take for churches and nanny-state leftists to realize that you can no longer lie to people and get away with it - even if you think its for their own good. Its not going to happen, but this guy ought to be removed from his position by the Pope.