Babysitters has been released by Digital Playground. With the uber-hot line-up of Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan this DVD makes me want to be a 9-year-old boy in need of a babysitter again. More pix after the jump.

Image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

Buy from Action or Empire.

Swallow My Children
Cannibalism or Fat Bastard reference? Neither is much of a turn-on.

Crimes of the Cunt
The pussy is always right, hence it can commit no crime.

Log Jammers
Any talk of 'logs' just makes me think of poop - and thats never good.

How's That Big Cock Gonna Fit In My Mom's Ass
Mentioning 'mom' in the title is fine ... as long as its not my mom.

Julia looking nice on the beach.

Religious nuts have banned nudity on Mt. Everest. But hey, at least they aren't threatening to behead anybody.

Bill Clinton removed a nude painting so he wouldn't be standing in front of it during a speech. Somehow, I get the feeling that he's getting off easier than John Ashcroft did for a similar act.

Perhaps thinking it would be difficult to get a good identification on him, a guy robbed a convenience store in the nude - but ended up being caught when they matched his tan lines from the surveillance video.

Finally, a scientific study that I can use: Flirting Makes Up For Antisocial Tendencies.

"I don't think women like bastards," Clark says. "I think antisocial men who behave flirtatiously are either fooling women into thinking they're not really so bad, or they're actually demonstrating that they're not so bad."

Slate asks itself the important questions like:

In the mail this week: Pop That Trunk from The Candy Shop. More screenshots after the jump.

Regan Reese hardcore gallery.

When a "liberal progressive" with a "libertarian value system" starts saying that a huge and powerful porn industrial complex has grown out of control the industry might have some real political problems ahead of it.

Or, this is just another liberal do-gooder that thinks he knows whats best for society (read: only libertarian for the drugs, man) starts poking his political finger where it doesn't belong. Check out the quote below and particularly the term "First Amendment purists" - as if a plain reading of the text of the Bill of Rights somehow puts me into some little weird club.

The porn industry should not enjoy our collective denial in terms of its real-world impact on women - and men - simply because we might be berated by First Amendment purists or be uncomfortable grappling with complex issues of sexual expression.

Hey libs, we've got enough trouble in the industry with the prudish crowd over here in the conservative world - we don't need your hippie ass ratting us out too.

And the winner for the weirdest YouTube video of the day goes to... Sex Life of Robots. Wired has some background.

BOOK: Big Spankable Asses

GAME: Halo 3

DVD: Knocked Up
DVD: My Name Is Earl Season 2

Is this really a sex tape starring Meg White (of White Stripes fame)? It sure looks like her, but she isn't exactly the most unique-looking person in the world either.

For an article titled Five Shocking Stats About Men and Sex, I really didn't see anything even remotely shocking mentioned.

Kim Kardashian will be in the December issue of Playboy. Supposedly, she's mostly covered up and we'll only see one boob and her ass (which is obviously way to big to cover up).

Vendula from Dream Babes.

Gisele Bundchen in a water dress. Tom Brady is a lucky, lucky, lucky man.

10 Zen Monkey's has an interview with Jessica Cutler (The Washingtonienne up. I don't understand why she continues to get attention. She comes off as a little pompous to me, and she's 'famous' for all the wrong reasons.

Only 1 thing to go buy today.

DVD: Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof

Hillary makes the cover of the much-hyped Not The Brady's from Hustler Video.

SugarBank has the info on a scat-swapping video making the rounds called Swap.avi. Nasty, nasty stuff.

Been a while since I've seen an anal bleaching article. Marie Claire is asking whether anal bleaching is for you.

The reason that the after sex thank-you card never caught on.

What am I supposed to think when a feminist tells me that men's magazines are sexist, but its not men's fault? Its wrong in so many ways that its almost OK with me.

The truth is that men's magazines are not sexist, and are the 'fault' of men. Men like looking at girls, so we are the reason the magazines exist. But they are filled with women, being paid to do a job - who apparently don't agree with the feminists that their work is sexist.

A modified vacuum attachment that works as a sex toy. Brilliant!

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

Desire from MetModels.

What are conditions like in the brothels of Nevada? Probably not like we see on 'Cathouse' on HBO

"I saw a grated iron door in one brothel," says Farley. "The women's food was shoved through the door's steel bars between the kitchen and the brothel area. One pimp starved a woman he considered too fat. She made a friend outside the brothel who would throw food over the fence for her." Another pimp told Farley matter-of-factly that many of the women working for him had histories of sexual abuse and mental ill-health. "Most," he said, "have been sexually abused as kids. Some are bipolar, some are schizophrenic."

If all you could see was the expression on the face of the girl, could you tell the difference between a sex scene and a murder scene. I only got 6 out of 10 right.

This was bound to be a slow week anyway because of my schedule, so I'm just going to use it as a vacation from the site. See you all next Monday!

Red Light Districts has released Addicted To Boobs #3 featuring Presley Maddox (looking alot like a darker-haired version of Ashlee Simpson).

Presley's scene is with Mark Wood and takes place in a shower. After a good long warming up with the shower head, we get a very straight-forward scene.

Look, I'm Hairy! #6
A comma in the title?

Anal Hell
What, is this about problems during anal sex? I'm not hard enough ... you're clinching ... ooow, there's shit on my dick...

Blowjob Ninjas 2
Ninjas, need I say more?

It appears that the item I posted yesterday about Larry Wachowski becoming Lana was not accurate. Defamer did some digging and apparently Larry still looks like a guy - which actually makes it even more confusing because he didn't look like a guy to me 3 years ago.

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists is warning women to be wary of the vaginoplasty surgeries being offered on late-night TV. Seems there aren't any real standards for this type of procedure so a doctor could do just about anything they wanted.

Neither vaginal rejuvenation nor designer vaginoplasty have been adequately described or evaluated, according to critics. Practitioners say they tighten women's internal genitalia by making incisions and stitching muscles more firmly together.

"What are the doctors doing? We're not really sure," said Dr. Steven Sondheimer, a professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of Pennsylvania and vice chair of the ACOG committee. "We have doctors contacting us and asking, is this something now being taught? And we have to say no."

The 10 Most Beautiful Polish Women. Can't argue with anything on this list.

The micro-bikini that was popularized by Wicked Weasel has spread like wildfire over the past couple of years. Now, Dubio Bikinis has added men's bikinis to the mix along with their own version of the women's line.

Some of the men's stuff is ... interesting, largely due the fact that the stuff is made to fit guys with erections (which most of the model pictures feature). The most over-the-top piece is the C-Ring G-String Extreme Bikini. This thing has a built in metal cock ring.

You've got to be one hardcore swinging motherfucker to wear that bad boy.

Its amazing that any couple can stay together given all the apparent differences we have with regards to perceptions surrounding sex and affection. The latest is that kissing is way important to women, and not at all to guys.

While we are just using it as a way to grab some ass while the girl closes her eyes, she's testing our technique to make sure we still love her.

According to Obsessed With Film, the Wachowski Brothers (The Matrix) are no more as Larry has completed his gender re-assignment surgery and is now known as Lana.

Previously: Larry Wachowski's Gender

A new 'scientific' study shows that despite what men may say about their preferences in a woman, they usually pick the hot ones when given a choice.

Perfect Gonzo has launched a brand new MILF site called MILF Thing. If you aren't familiar with them, Perfect Gonzo is known for large images and hardcore content. Lots of facials, anal, and extreme close-ups. The early galleries for MILF Thing appear to be in the same groove.

Here's a sample with more after the jump

BOOK: Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book

GAME: Stranglehold

Kim Kardashian is still talking about her sex tape - just making sure everyone believes that she didn't piss on Ray-J

Eva Longoria shows off her butt nicely.

Carmen Electra posed for FHM Russia looking as good as ever.

Belladonna posted a vlog of her decision to retire.

The summary - she thinks she has herpes.

If sex has gotten too boring and regular for you, a visit to next years Adult Treasure Expo in Japan would probably fix you right up. The Japanese have some very different ideas about sex - this expo would be a blast to attend.

Its a pornstar name vs candle scent match-up. It was actually a little tougher than I thought it would be.