In the mail today:
Taboo III with Kay Parker
Taboo IV with Ginger Lynn
Taboo V with Amber Lynn
Taboo VI with Nina Hartley

The thing I noticed about this older porn - no anal, and lots more kissing. Some pix after the jump.

Something to like about wrestling: Michelle McCool.

Adult DVD Emipre is having a 50% off Jenna Haze titles sale, including Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze.

Brett Ratner (of X-Men fame) is going to be directing a biopic-type film about Hugh Hefner. Its got the potential to be a very good movie given everything that has gone on in Hef's life.

Sheep Fucker apron and lots more sexy kitchen aprons at eBay.

So school is out and you are looking for a summer project? Why not spend the summer turning ordinary objects around your apartment info sex toys. With photo captions like this one...

Chinese goats will have welcomed the arrival of ivory cockrings.

Make Your Own Sex Toys has 50 projects that will cover just about any fetish.

Some old news that I somehow missed - horror porn movie shot on the capus at Ball State University. Is there a better name for a college thats the site of a porn shoot than Ball State?

Once you pick that location, the movie kind of writes itself.

Are your sex toys environmentally friendly? Doubtful, but that may change soon.

Trying to get back in the swing of posting. Traveling makes it tough.

We might be getting treated to a Tyra Banks sex tape sometime soon. That wouldn't suck.

More evidence that women like porn too.

Women who admit to enjoying porn do feel guilty about enjoying sex without the love and romance and do worry that they're sluts. They think they shouldn't be enjoying it so, on that basis, we still have a long way to go. In the meantime, there's no harm in looking...

Best ad for a lapdance in a field. Ever. Granted, the competition is pretty thin.

Nice pants Petra. I'll forgive her since she's topless though.

Considering her husband is a stud athlete, you'd think that Victoria Beckham would have learned how to throw a ball without looking retarded.

Angelina Jolie is pulling a Paris Hilton and letting her lawyer take the blame for the fiasco of trying to control what the press could talk to her about and excluding Fox News from the red carpet of her new film that is about freedom of the press. I'm not buying it.

These shadow sculptures are awesome. They'd make a perfect medium for surprise porn.

People told me if we elected Bush that people in the porn industry would face great peril - they were right .

Ugly bathroom, cute chick.

Lanny Barbie video 1
Lanny Barbie video 1
Lanny Barbie video 1

You'd need a serious foot fetish to own a SiFeet Pussy Foot.

The Amanda Beard Playboy photos were a bit of a disappointment. They are all way too tasteful.

Sharon Stone still looks good topless (especially at a distance).

A couple in Pakistan were ruled to be both women even though the husband had a sex change operation prior to their wedding. Even though the court ruled that their relationship was 'against Islam', they were suprisingly only sentenced to 3 years in prison. I expected a death sentence.

A group in Hong Kong is going to hold the first-ever nude photography contest on the islands.

What are you doing this weekend?

Nothing would be funnier than Paris going back to jail. Here's hoping that the judge asks her if she's feeling better now (as in not suicidal, stressed, etc) - she says yes - and he says back to jail with you then.

UPDATE: YES!!

What would it look like if you were photographed kissing yourself. Other than your head exploding, probably not much.

Sabrina looks alot like Britney Spears younger sister.

Riley spreads her ass for the camera.

Eli Roth has a 24 inch devil dick.

An interview with Audacia Ray, author of Naked on the Internet: Hookups, Downloads, and Cashing in on Internet Sexploration.

Make your woman's life easier during the day and you'll get more sex. Makes sense to me.

Or, you could just totally deprive her of sleep and hope for something like sexsomnia to set in.

The internet, which has previously helped porn companies make millions of dollars relatively 'easily', is now hurting big porn companies as amateurs and others saturate the market with free and low quality materials. Apparently a big chunk of the audience doesn't care whether the girls are hot or whether the lighting is good, they just want quick, cheap access to porn.

I'm sure some of this is going on, but I have a hard time believing that the net effect of the internet is negative on the porn industry at this point.

How to flirt with a chick in a burkha in Kuwait. Apparently, its all about the toenails and slutty shoes.

The E Cup is the new C Cup? Is this kind of like anal sex is the new oral sex

When is all this stuff going to start happening where I live?

Catholic church organist told to either quit her sex toy business or stop showing up to play the organ.

Using porn to defeat Islamic Fascism. Who would've thought that porn could be the cure-all for the worlds terror troubles.

I'm just catching up after being on special assignment for the past week - PETA is having a contest to name the World's Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity. Some of the selections on the male side are pretty weak though: