Ambra in of my favorite poses

Some holiday ass

Jezebel Bond from My Sister's Hot Friend.

Regina Lynn isn't a lesbian, but she plays one on the internet.

Microsoft gets all the bad publicity for being the 'evil' corporation, but between trying to get bloggers thrown in jail and throwing fits about the iGasm - Apple is rapidly approaching the same image problems.

One of the better sex gag gift ideas I've seen in a while - Weiner Kleener Soap.

I like the caution on the bottom of the packaging - its very, uh technical.

If Weiner Kleener Soap becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.

Nerve has started a wikipedia of pick-up lines called Pickupedia.

Apparently nipple slips are so common and boring now, that some folks are rooting for 'ball slips'. Please no.

Blonde breaks out a huge purple vibrator on the stairs.

Lesbian hardcore from Only Cuties.

3-way lesbian action from Sapphic Erotica.

I wasn't a fan until fuzzy boots until I saw this gallery with Jana Mrhacova

Before you start all the summer parties, fill up your couch with penis cushions.

Maxim has their list of the Hottest Women of Horror.

Below is a nice close-up shot of Allison Pierce's butt from Teeny Bopper Club 4.

More pix after the jump.

The very odd idea of prostitution insurance.

Expensive day for new non-adult media for me

DVD: Pan's Labyrinth

Book: Falling Man by Don DeLillo

Music: Megadeth - United Abominations

Marilyn Manson apparently had had real sex with Evan Rachel Wood in his new music video.

I suppose if I had millions of dollars, a quirky persona, and a hot girl - why bother faking it.

Silicone and fiberglass bondage and pin-up statues. There is even a customizable model that you can have made to look like anyone you want.

A note about these links: the site uses spaces in its filenames, so the links may not work in all browsers. If you get a 404 error, just go to hotboxdesigns.com and navigate from there.

This is bad news: Oral sex linked to throat cancer. Lets all hope this turns out to be junk science

We could use some more oddly named candy in this country. Something to rival names like Plopp, Pricks and Spunk.

Maxim has a slideshow up of the sexiest movie assassins ever.

What about Natalie Portman in The Professional?

Here come the sex games for the Wii (we can only hope). Jenny Chowdury has created some intimate video game controllers that are embedded in a bra and panties.

#1 sign your military needs upgrading - when you decide to ban a sex toy because it could interfere with your military communications.

A remote-controlled "love egg" has reportedly been banned by Cyprus amid fears that the device could disrupt military systems.

Heaven in striped socks.

A good question: Why is it still illegal to pay for sex?.

How to score twins.

If she'd lose this silly mid-1980's Debbie Gibson hat, Polina would be smokin'.

Somebody either was crazy or was crazy like a fox when they designed this bear wall hook.

So your girl likes oral, but you have no idea where to lick? Luckily, there's the Hot Licks Pad, which you literally fit over the clitoris like a puzzle piece.

It apparently works a bit like a cock ring for girls, trapping the blood in their clit for greater sensation. Here's a close-up pix.

Double the fun with Rebecca Linares

Related: Rebecca Linares DVDs

Adult DVD Empire has added another cheap porn category - Under $11. Lots of titles here.

A looong screed about how Best Buy's Geek Squad staff scour the computers they work on for porn. The people who would be surprised at this are exactly the kind of people who would take their broken computer to Geek Squad to be fixed in the first place.

She's even cuter from the front.

Iranian President (and true evil genius of the world today) Ahmadinejad is being accused of indecency for hugging and kissing the hand of an elderly woman in public.

Also in Iran, their 'culture committee' has passed a law making the production of pornography subject to the death penalty.

Previously: Muslim cleric ruining sex, 70% of Saudi teens have porn on their mobile phone

Useless but fascinating information: Former CIA director George Tenet and porn stud Ron Jeremy went to high school together in Brooklyn.

So you think you would like a harem - 5 things you need to know before you get one.

Adult DVD Empire is having a 25% off Swank DVDs sale.

Great vibrator storage device.

Related: Vibrators from DVD Empire.

Some scientific evidence that shows a higher IQ makes you less likely to have sex in your teen and early adult years. [via GeekPress]

Depending on the specific age and gender, an adolescent with an IQ of 100 was 1.5 to 5 times more likely to have had intercourse than a teen with a score of 120 or 130.

By the age of 19, 80% of US males and 75% of women have lost their virginity, and 87% of college students have had sex. But this number appears to be much lower at elite (i.e. more intelligent) colleges. According to the article, only 56% of Princeton undergraduates have had intercourse. At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.

Casting has begun for America's Next Hot Porn Star. 12 girls make the show, with filming to begin in mid-may.

Anybody interested should contact Derek Hay (Derek@LADirectModels.com).

What would have to be considered a miracle drug for both men and women is under development in the UK. The drug makes women eat less and crave sex more.

It may take 10 years to get ready for human usage, but if it does get release it'll be the biggest drug since Viagra. Where do I invest?