Hillary made the cover of Mercenary's Top Guns 7.

Ask Alice: Are 'nipple orgasms' real? I expected the answer to be no.

Porn dominates Saudi mobile use. Nearly 70% of the data on phones confiscated from teens was porn - according to King Fahd Security Academy.

So, are we really to believe that porn is this prevalent in a Country with such tight controls over its people that women aren't allowed to drive - or is it possible that the Saudi royalty's definition of what 'porn' is differs from what we think of as porn. Considering that in some Muslim countries, a woman showing her whole face, or her shoulders in public is a taboo punishable by stoning, I'm guessing its the latter.

Previously: Muslims Should Have More Sex, Muslim Cleric Ruining Sex.

Carmen Electra appears to be wearing a swimsuit made out of toasted Vanilla Wafers in the Russian edition of FHM. (via Derek Hail.

Nelly from BabesTV.

Pregnant sex is hot.

The 'Dr. Ruth of Egypt' is encouraging Muslims to have more sex. Yeah, that'd probably help the whole terrorism thing if they were busy fucking instead of building IEDs in Iraq and plotting the destruction of the entire oral-sex loving Western world.

The story of Pamelina Hovnatanian - the most famous 'erotic guitar' artist of all time.

Katherine McPhee is cute, and can do cartwheels.

In a pinch, you can usa a condom to start a fire. And not in your pants.

Gamelink is having some pretty good porn DVD sales right now:

10 Strange Sex Scenes (non-porn). He most definitely picked the correct #1 scene by choosing Team America: World Police. That scene was an instant classic.

A 2.5-hour comp DVD with tons of great Amy scenes.

Buy it from Empire or Action

Another cover for Lanny, this time on Natural Born Big Titties 2.

Danny Boyle, the director behind Trainspotting & 28 Days Later is going to be making the 'sequel' to Trainspotting based on the Irvine Welch novel, Porno. I put sequel in quotes because the only way this qualifies as a sequel is because it uses the same characters - its not really a continuation of the previous storyline.

I read Porno when it was released back in 2003 and really enjoyed it. The basic plot line is that the guys from Trainspotting get back together again to make a porn movie to try and get rich. Its a much funnier story than Trainspotting, and as long as they get the whole cast back together again, should be worth seeing.

Regina Lynn is worried about people getting fired for putting 'erotic' stuff online.

I can't see these problems going away. As long as the job market has plenty of applicants for a given position, employers have to use something quick and easy to get down to the potential hires. Whether its IT folks getting cut for using a Hotmail email account, or regular folks getting cut because they put sex stuff online - there just isn't a way around it.

Perhaps the most interesting adult coffe table book ever - The Pop-up Book of Sex. Its also great for those that have short attention spans as it has less than 20 pages.

Sharon Osbourne hates Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age)

"I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his dick fuckin' falls off so his mother can eat it."

All of that venom just because Homme said that his band was treated like shit during OzzFest last year.

Digital Playground has released Jack's Playground 34. 34!

Its hard to believe how long this series has been going, but I can still remember the very first Jack's Playground cover.

This installment features Katsumi on the cover, and a scene with Courtney Cummz (below), but I was most interested in Kelly Kline (see her pix after the jump).

Image from Jack's Playground 34 is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

Adult DVD Empire is having a 25% off Wicked DVDs sale. There are currently 51 titles still available.

Also, XXX Anime DVDs are also on sale. And so are Shane's World DVDs.

Cracked Magazine has put together a list of the 15 Most Outrageous Claims In Pop Music History. Here's #7:

"I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse."
DMX, "Bring your Whole Crew"

Just what your horny-leg-humping dog needs - a sex doll dog. Complete with rear orifice for real penetration.

Sharon from In Focus Girls.

Why is Jessica Simpson dressed like a Knots Landing fashion nightmare? Could she pull her pants up any higher? They make her look 30 pounds heavier than her best also.

Some Micah Moore screenshots from Almost Jailbait 5 from Lethal Hardcore.

This DVD is over 3 hours long and also features scenes with McKenzee Miles and Veronique Vega. There is a little bit of anal, but Micah isn't doing any of it here. Just alot of good quality straight-forward fucking that she seems to enjoy alot.

More pix after the jump.

This can't be true: Us Weekly magazine sent a letter to Victoria Beckham pleading with her to wear a bra because they are tired of seeing her nipples.

UPDATE: Maybe it is true, Yeeeah has a post up today titled: Victoria Beckham Wears A Bra. I didn't realize people were so concerned about her breasts.

People in India like their quickies.

I don't like the darker hair, but Jessica Simpson's breasts are in top form right now

Though its short and plain, My Space has to be considered the best porn DVD name so far this year. Sinsation Pictures has managed to pick a name that both conveys exactly what the movie is about (all girl masturbation), and that piggy-backs on the huge popularity of MySpace.com.

With 20 different girls and over 2 hours of solo action, there's almost got to be something in this for everyone.

Here's a photo of Felix Vicious from the DVD.

Buy this DVD from Action or Empire

More photos after the jump.

This is what Lindsay Lohan wished she looked like.

Men are more likely than women to look at faces before genitals, and women focus longer on photos of people having sex than guys do. For some reason, this doesn't translate into women looking at lots of porn online though - I assume there are vast differences in how much we seek out porn photos. Men must be after them all the time, while women just occasionally view them (but stare like crazy when they do).

My wife sent me this article: Chocolate is 4 times more exciting than kissing. The love is gone.

New poster out for 28 Weeks Later. This one isn't as severe as the first, but its still pretty good.

Here's some screenshots of Bree Olsen from Tinker With My Stinker.

An Muslim Egyptian cleric's has issued a fatwa saying that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage.

All the more reason to have lots of naked pre-marital sex, right?

Of course, this guy is just the radical nutjob - lets see what the 'moderates' in the article had to say on the subject.

...that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other's genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.

How progressive, lets try again - this time from a Muslim woman:

Nothing is prohibited during marital sex...

Ooh, a promising start, but

...except of course sodomy.

Scientists are trying to get permission to create synthetic sperm from women's bone marrow. It would allow women to be both mother and father of a child - I guess.

Creating sperm from women would mean they would only be able to produce daughters because the Y chromosome of male sperm would still be needed to produce sons. The latest research brings the prospect of female-only conception a step closer.

Pretty soon, the hardcore feminists really won't need men at all anymore.

Waiting for a man

Julie is rockin' the Wonder Woman boots

Chicks with a strap-on

Dorina shows off her ass

Vanessa just can't keep her ass empty

Sandra shows off in the shower

Rebecca Linares on the roof

If you want a job in Germany, you'll have to go up the ass.

A video interview with Rebecca Linares on the set of a porn shoot.

Related: Rebecca Linares DVDs

Eros-Guide has an interview with Jesse Jane up. I agree with her about drawing women into viewing porn:

I know why women are disgusted with a lot of porn - a lot of it is crap. I see it and - I would never want to do that, and I think it's nasty!

So I think the level of what we're doing, what Joone's done, can bring more people into watching porn. Women are more comfortable with watching it with their boyfriends if there's a story to the movie. They get eased into it; they don't feel as uncomfortable.

So that's what we're tapping into - we want this to be a movie, so we can broaden our fan base. So that more couples, more women - and men - watch porn, because there's something to watch.

She completely correct. When you stick in a porn tape to watch with a girl for the first time, lots of girls treat whats going on in the scene as an actual suggestion of what you want to do to her (her to do with you). So if that film is full of oral sex gagging, cum farts and Nacho Vidal stepping on a chicks head while he fucks her ass, then she's likely to be intimidated and uncomfortable.

If thats the stuff you actually want to do, it might serve you well to work your way up to it with some softer stuff first.

Related: JesseJane.com

Julissa has some interesting breast tattoos

Kayden Faye (pictured) has a bit of that Courtney Love syndrome - she alternates between looking hot and like a meth addict.

Asian POV anal

Fishnets and ass

Redhead gets fucked in class

New Riley gallery

Some photo sets from a new Naughty America site - Diary of a Nanny. Where all the nanny's have great asses:
Aubrey
Lexi
Cassie

Hopefully, not a coming trend: nude clothing.

Very cool, just nasty to look at.

Regina Lynn's new column at Wired: 10 Reasons Geeks Make Better Lovers

The free Subway Logo condoms distributed in NYC have been a huge hit - they've distributed 5 million of them in only 1 month.

This is part of a Viagra ad, but just the idea of Twister bedsheets is great.

Come in, the water is fine

The Indonesian editor of Playboy magazine was acquitted of indecency charges that would have jailed him for 3 years if convicted.

Efran Basyuning, presiding judge of the South Jakarta District Court, said pictures of scantily dressed women, some in underwear with their breasts partially exposed, could not be categorized as pornography under the country's criminal law.

"This is a bitter pill," said one demonstrator, Bachtiar Ali. "Do we have to wait until our wives and daughters are raped? We will keep fighting. Pornography as a moral crime that destroys the nation's faith."

Actually, yes, you do have to wait until your wives and daughters are raped - because that, unlike Playboy magazine, is actually a crime.

The Japanese military leaked some top secret US data after somebody bungled a porn file transfer. The naval officer had apparently burned a CD of porn from his friends computer that ended up having some top secret info on it in addition to the bukkake and hentai photos (nothing beats a little stereotyping in the morning)

Lucie does a naked headstand.

Alan Moore has Some Thoughts Concerning Pornography.

So it was with the arrival of the internet: in cyberspace, no-one can hear you climax. Since reputedly the greater part of all the traffic on this information super-highway is devoted to the viewing or downloading of pornography, we must assume that the demand for porn is almost universal. Perusing smut would seem to be no longer an activity confined to isolated sexual deviants, but more a pastime human beings simply enjoy when left to their own devices. Also it would seem as if commercial porno has become the undiscussed wallpaper of contemporary society; is so ubiquitous that it's accepted without question as a fact of life.

Some old, but hot Christina Aguilera photos.

Halle Berry is inviting her fans to come inside her. Yes really. Well, no not really. But sort-of.

A Kate Moss sex tape? I'm not very excited at the possibility. Lets just say that she better be doing some freaky shit if its going to interest me.

Want to be a Durex condom tester? Here's your chance.

Not sure who she's supposed to be, but here are some topless Lucy Pinder photos at Toxic Magazine.

Not sure why, but Fergie is talking about her past lesbian experiences. Other new stuff I didn't know about her in this article - she was: raised Catholic, a crystal-meth addict, appeared on Mr Belvedere as a child.

Scary Movie babe Anna Faris is getting divorced.