Bambi has a stretchy vagina.

Veronika has something to show you.

I keep seeing pictures of Gisele Bundchen waving shoes. And I'm not getting tired of them.

The trailer is out for 28 Weeks Later, the follow-up to 28 Days Later, but I can't get the Apple site to play it, so here it is on YouTube.

Loved the first film, hopefully this one lives up to it. Its off to a good start with the cool poster.

Stiffys for the stiffs. Folks in China have begun burning paper Viagra to help their dead relatives have sex in the afterlife. It just doesn't get much more weird than that.

Putting post-it notes to a good use.

Looks like Jenna Jameson and her ex are going to pick up where Eminem and Kim Mathers decided to leave off. On her MySpace page, Jameson called her ex a glorified pimp and accused him of raping someone (her?).

Hey, Jenna. Since all this divorce stress is making you uber-skinny here's a proposal. Next time you want to slam your ex, refrain and instead spend the time you would have spent typing on eating a sandwich.

Eminem and his former wife Kim Mathers agreed in court today to not insult each other publicly - for the sake of their daughter.

For fans of Eminem, this pretty much spells the end of his rapping career as his past albums have been full of songs entirely based around insulting Kim.

Melina's self pix

Lenka is modest

Lilian Tiger has a funky tattoo.

Zuzana has a tight body

Zoe likes her vibrator.

Are we really living in the age of the slut? In alot of ways, I think we are - but I'm not complaining.

We live in a world in which oral sex is now second base.

In which girls dress like porn stars.

Here are a couple of screenshots of Courtney Simpson from Teens Craving Cum from Platinum X, which just happens to have one of my favorite covers of the year (so far).

These Reef Dram sandals are a must have for sneaking liquor into events this summer. These things include a hard plastic flask hidden in the heel of the sandal.

It doesn't say how much fluid each shoe holds, but I'd guess about 4 ounces each.

Due to selective abortion practices, China and India are facing a shortage of women. The numbers don't seem as crazy as I expected (among kids under 4 in China, there are 120 males to every 100 females - usually this spread never gets bigger than 5 naturally).

India has actually trying to provide compensation for baby girls to encourage the parents not to abort them.

The authors here try to draw the conclusion that the relative lack of females is going to drive these countries away from Democracy and into a more authoritarian-type government. They apparently didn't stop to realize that China is already an authoritarian Communist government.

Was going thru some DVDs from early this year and Bore My Asshole from Red Light District caught my eye. Well, actually Bree Olson on the cover caught my eye.

Below are some screenshot of her from the DVD.

The new online Playstation 3 Home service is going to allow users to 'broadcast' porn on their virtual media player inside their personal 'house'.

I don't know enough about PS3 Home to know the answer, but it'd be interesting if you could either choose your house's location, or move into other neighborhoods. I wonder if something like a red light district would show up?

As always, because this is a gaming system, connected to the internet, the mere thought of porn appearing on it will send the religious wingers into a frenzy.

A rare Winona Ryder sighting. I sure don't remember her having such fabulous breasts.

Christa C doesn't realize that her toes are all the same length and so wearing a pointy open toed shoe, she has some overhang.

Porn from the inside - the story of what happens when you look at unedited porn photos all day.

The Kim Kardashian, Superstar sex tape was released by Vivid today.

The DVD is available from both Action and Empire

Starting a new category here, because I can't let this go on any longer without commenting. Why do celebs insist on wearing shoes that their toes do not fit on?

Here we have Natalie Portman unaware that she should have bought the wide. When only one half of your big toe actually fits on your shoe, the shoe doesn't fit.

Jenna Jameson says her weight-loss is the result of stress from her divorce. She's definitely too skinny, but I can accept her reason as legit.

Its funny that a porn actress can give people a straight answer about her weight issues when someone like Nicole Richie just continues to lie about it.

UPDATE: Nicole collapsed again - thats twice this month. But really, she's fine and she's gaining weight. Nothing to see here.

Forgot to mention that Reign of Tera 2 featuring Tera Patrick was released.

Tera isn't making many movies anymore, so we need to be thankful for every scene we get a peek at.

Available from: Empire and Action.

New porn DVD covers for Hillary:
3 Way Addiction from Vixen.

Me Myself & I from Addiction.

Double Teamed & Creamed from Acid Rain.

New DVD cover for Lanny on Anal Conduct from Critical X.

I'm assuming these scenes were shot prior to Lanny becoming a Vivid Girl.

Turns out the fired US Attorney's story has a porn connection - one of the reasons that Bush used to push these folks out is that they weren't pursuing obscenity cases sufficiently to the liking of the crazy Obscenity Prosecution Task Force.

Jordan (I guess thats her?) sure does like her cellphone. Based on her positioning, I think she's sticking that in her ass.

By linking to a story about Will Smith installing a wipe-free toilet in his house, this blog has officially hit bottom. We can only go up from here folks.

I always thought the idea of a sale at a brothel was just a joke. Guess not.

The Japanese are blaming the internet for them not having enough sex. Yeah, the internet is responsible for everything.

Jenny Sanders at the pool.

Disturbing bird porn.

Those claws are sharp, thats gotta hurt.

In the history of unfortunate acronyms arising from poorly named governmental organizations and committees, the Swedish governments' Ombudsman against Discrimination on grounds of Sexual Orientation is the worst ever.

Nothing says "whoops", more than the photo caption on the right:

Hans Ytterberg, HomO

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Nicara POV

More Nicara here.

OJ Simpson is claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

Can we all just stop talking about OJ Simpson now? Hmm? Please? I so very want the next article I read about OJ to be his obit.

CBS got a complaint that the Superbowl halftime show with Prince, turned a woman's son gay. She's totally gonna get his checked for AIDS now. Thanks CBS!

The Nipple Bra - for those days that you want to look like you are nipping out, but its just not chilly enough.

In Defense of Loose Women - here's hoping that the prudes don't make folks feel so bad about sex that the college kids stop having it.

Sharon Stone is looking harsh.

Lindsay Lohan giving the MySpace face

Kama Sutra condoms would be great for parties. Big fishbowl on the coffee table for those random hook-ups. Only rule is you have to use the position shown on the condom wrapper.

Adult DVD Empire is having a huge gonzo DVD sale all this month called Gonzo Mania where DVDs from 16 different studios are Buy 1 Get 1 Free.

The sale includes 26 DVDs from Vouyer Media including:
Bomb Shell Bottoms, Cum Drippers #9, and Make Me Creamy #3.

Kayla is a cougar.

Daisy is everyone's favorite neighbor

Cheyne and Brianna from MSHF

Sex on a desk.

Having sex makes you feel sexier. As if you needed another reason to get some tonight.

Cassia Riley from Babelicious

Great PSA ad about big balls.

Trust me, that sentence will make sense after you've seen the ad.

Got a PR release today for a new DVD They're All Whores from a company called Lu Bricate. Went and checked out the site and they are doing something different than any other porn DVD company that I've seen - they are selling panties used during DVD shoots. Pretty slick idea.

Hillary just signed a 5 year exclusive contract with Sex Z Pictures. Hillary then reminds everybody why we all love her:

"I'm super excited to be Sex Z Pictures' contract whore," Scott told AVN. "I plan to direct really awesome butt-fucking movies that people can jack off to and enjoy...

The newest Hollywood Madam book is out this week - Secrets of A Hollywood Super Madam. In it is a claim that Bruce Willis paid for prostitutes.

If you've worn out the old one, California Exotic has released a new Tera Patrick 'Perfect Pussy'.

Hillary Scott signed a 5 year contract with Sex Z Pictures.

Riley Mason is on the cover of Lords of Doggie Style Town.

Vivid has released a bunch of Lanny Barbie comp videos recently.

Count me as those on the side of hoping Paris goes to jail for violating her DUI probation. I'm more than a little tired of seeing event after event of unacceptable celebrity behavior go unpunished - its time for a crackdown.

I really liked this poster for Captivity with Elisha Cuthbert. Don't think I've ever seen a similar poster.