This is an archive page. It contains all entries added to the site during January 2007.
Need Sauce With Those Ribs?
I like skinny girls, but this is way too much rib for me.

Here's more rib-fetish porn for those that are into it.
Miss Nude Porn Internet
I don't want to criticize, but it seems odd that Hailey Young can be named Miss Nude Porn Internet when she doesn't have an active website.
She does have a bunch of porn titles under her belt though.
Sexy Russian Vodka
If only vodka ads in the US were like this.

Asian Girl Galleries
$7,000 Jumping Jacks
The City of Pensacola, FL agreed to pay $35k to pay off a teenage girl who was forced by cop to do topless jumping jacks or face arrest on an indecency charge.
Manslaughter For Brandy
Brandy is probably going to get charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter after a guy she rear-ended on the freeway was killed in the resulting crash.
Lady Sovereign Likes Ladies
Is Lady Sovereign a lesbian? She was spotted in Minnesota hanging at a club with her lady friend.
Is Fun Sex Sinful?!?
The United Church of Canada is running this ad thru their Wonder Cafe site. If you can't read the text, it says:
How much fun can sex be before it's a sin?

Um, any church that tries to imply that having too much fun, whether its thru sex or otherwise, might be sinful is gonna have to do without me.
Little Known Penis Facts
Men's Health published 15 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis.
8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.
Mobile Blow Jobs For The Disabled
One thing the adult industry has always had going for it is that where there is a market, they are willing to fill it. Short of snuff and child porn, there really aren't any undesirable customers out there.
Enter the Enjoy Club. This is a mobile service that was built to provide on-call oral or hand relief to the disabled.
Yep, a mobile hand/blow-job unit. I think this would be a good idea for non-disabled folks as well.
Blu-Ray Losing The Porn War?
A couple of weeks ago, it appeared that Sony was going to repeat is Betamax mistake by not helping the porn industry publish titles on its Blu-Ray format discs. But, it appears that they either backed off, or the original reports weren't entirely accurate.
Digital Playground released a few of their titles on Blu-Ray in 2006, but has since decided to go with the HD-DVD format. Have to wonder whether that decision was pushed along by Sony, or if its just a coincidence.
Deeper 4
Celebrity Porn Comics
I can't see how Sinful Comics isn't just a cease-and-desist waiting to happen.
Paris To Help Virgins?
Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson may be starring in a reality show where they instruct virgins on the finer points of sex. Decent idea, but it'll never happen.
Banana For Breakfast
Live Sex In Hotel Rooms
The NY Times is reporting that we may be able to view live sex-on-demand in hotels.
Gregory Clayman, the owner of the live-action company Video Secrets, predicted that the industry would soon be selling not just videos on demand in mainstream hotels, but images of people having sex live over the hotels' entertainment systems."We feel that live, right now, is coming of age," Mr. Clayman said. "We are planning to make the jump to hotel rooms."
High Definition Porn
The NY Times has an article about how hi-def porn may be too detailed to be sexy. I've heard this argument going way back - I think first when big screen TVs came out.
It will make for some interesting cosmetic surgery news though:
Jesse Jane, one of the industry'ss biggest stars, plans to go under the knife next month to deal with one side effect of high-definition. The images are so clear that Ms. Jane's breast implants, from an operation six years ago, can be seen bulging oddly on screen."I'm having my breasts redone because of HD," she said.
The stretch marks on Ms. Jane from seven years ago when she gave birth to her son are also more apparent. But she deals with those blemishes in a simpler way: by liberal use of tanning spray.
USB Pole Dancer
Just what every man wants for Valentine's Day - a USB powered pole-dancing girl to set on his desk.
Bruna Surfistinha Sex Diary
Just flipping thru Amazon this morning and ran across The Scorpion's Sweet Venom: The Diary of a Brazilian Call Girl. This girl was a prostitute for 3 years in Brazil and initially published alot of her stories online, ala Jessica Cutler. From what I can tell, this book is just a compilation and repackaging of her original online entries with some other narratives added.
Her current weblog can be found at BrunaSurfistinha.com (Its written in either Spanish or Porteguese).
Monday Galleries
Early Weekend Galleries
Revenge Of The .XXX
You may have thought it was dead in the water, but the idea of the .XXX top-level-domian is coming back again. But this time, it seems to have some different proposed rules.
The use of the proposed ".xxx" domain name would remain voluntary, but any porn sites that choose to use it instead of the more popular ".com" would be subject to the new terms issued late Friday by the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers.
So if I move to .XXX, I agree to be subject to a bunch of new and likely more restrictive terms. Or, I can stay right here on .COM and those rules don't apply. Gee, I wonder how this is all going to end?
New Sex Maneuvers
50 All New Sexual Maneuvers. Some of my favorites:
The Britney Spears
Fuck a piece of shit, and then pay it millions of dollars to leave.
The Almost Threesome Buy a cadaver's hand and wrap it around your balls while you have sex with your wife.
The Inconsiderate Driver When having sex from behind, you "change lanes" without signaling.
See Thru Panties
Tricia Helfer In Playboy
Fatback & Collards has the Tricia Helfer Playboy pics. Looks like she's got implants, but they are nice small ones.
Bai Ling, Bi-Sexual
Bai Ling comes out as bi-sexual.
Jezebelle Bond
Jezebelle Bond gets busy on the couch.

Dirty Soap
It sounds naughty, but its really not: Scrub Your Butt Soap Co.
Hillary Scott Hardcore
Hillary Scott hardcore gallery.

Blonde Lanny Barbie
Lanny looks odd as a blonde.

I like her much better in her natural brunette.
Prostate Cancer: Death or Tiny Penis
As if getting prostate cancer wasn't bad enough, now comes news that a common treatment will shrink your penis, 'significantly'.
Men who receive combination treatment with hormone therapy plus radiation for local or locally advanced prostate cancer may experience a significant reduction in penile length, according to a report in the January issue of the Journal of Urology.
Over 18 months of treatment, the average 'stretched' penis size of a group of participants shrank from 5.6" to only 3.4" inches.
Lanny Barbie Blonde
Lanny looks odd as a blonde.

I like her much better in her natural brunette.
Mia Rose Nude
Mia Rose gallery.

Wii Porn?
Somehow, I don't think optimizing porn sites for the Wii Opera browser is such a hot idea. I've got one, and this thing is primarily a kids machine - it doesn't make sense to spend alot of effort to make porn viewable thru a device with the Wii's user base. XBox and PS3 - sure thats worth doing.
But, maybe I'll change my mind.
Top Nude Scenes of 2006
Recapped has put up their list of the top nude scenes of 2006. They also have links to clips of lots of the scenes as well.
Manson and Jolie Shooting H
In addition to getting served with divorce papers from Dita, its being reported that Marilyn Manson & Angelina Jolie have been shooting heroin together. This is based on drawing conclusions from a couple of NY Post stories that seem to be saying as much.
Kelly Osbourne In Playboy?
Kelly Osbourne has lost some weight recently and now wants to pose for Playboy. Lets all hope and pray that this doesn't happen.
Enjoying It
Alyssa has that girl-next-door-thing going on.

The Oh Face
Lindsay Meadows hardcore gallery.

Pink Butt
Tiffany Rose gallery.

Celeb Round-Up #17
These Naked Parties Suck
What good is going to a naked party in college if you are going to get asked to leave if you start making out with a girl. Um, your all naked. Isn't that really the point?
Pubes Aid
Best celebrity fundraiser idea of the new century - Pubes Aid. Celebs cut off their pubic hair, send it in to be mounted with a photo and an autograph which is then auctioned off with proceeds going to charity.
Manson And Dita Are Done
Its never surprising when a celebrity marriage breaks up, but I really thought that Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese were both weird enough that it might last - guess I was wrong.
Media Inflating Porn Economy
The media is getting called out for way over-estimating the size of the porn economy. Is it just me, or is this an everyday occurrance (someone pointing out glaring problems with big media stories)?
Its like they never check any of their facts and when they get a story right, its just based on pure luck.
Heather Vuur In Fem L'Amour
One of Michael Ninn's newest lesbian titles, Fem L'Amour featuring Heather Vuur has been released.
I'm not sure how I've missed Heather Vuur in some of the previous Ninn titles I've seen, but she is absolutely smokin' hot in this DVD.
Couple pix of her below with some bigger photos after the jump.

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Sinful Money Spent Calculator
So your always broke and don't know why - well, the federal government is here to help with this handy Drug Calculator Money Cost (yep, thats what they actually call it - sounds like they were on crack when they named it).
Anyhow, this thing asks you to put in how much you smoke, drink and what drugs you do and it'll calculate how much money you spent on it over the past year. Then, it'll taunt you with all the cool stuff that you could have bought had you not blown all your cash on such sinful items.
No section in the calculator for porn or hookers though.
Mickey Rourke Is Melting
Sure, Tara Reid got a bad boob job and a messy stomach, but at least she didn't let the hack work on her face like Mickey Rourke did. Yikes!



















