Drunken Stepfather has some photos of Jessica Simpson's cameltoe in a Santa outfit. That Santa outfit is velvet (or something pretending to be velvet) - do you know how big a cameltoe has to be to show in velvet? Me neither, but I'm guessing huge.

Recapped has a nude scene with Marley Shelton from The Last Kiss up for download.

Some galleries from a brand new site - Model Joint:

There are stories all over the sex blogs today about Google penalizing some blogs by either removing them from the index or bumping them way down the search results list for no apparant reason. I had this happen to me a couple years ago, and it took a couple of months to get fixed, but as of this morning, I don't see any of the problems that are pointed out in these articles. A search for tiny nibbles still returns TinyNibbles.com as the 1st result.

Tara Reid isn't looking very good in a bikini these days - and it isn't just her stomach thats the issue.

Land of Tuh has some scans of a book called Treasure Chests up from 1967 that features all kinds of breast-centric photoshop-in-a-pre-photoshop-era photos. Interesting stuff.

In what I can only guess was some sort of toilet painting contest, some creative folks decided to make a toilet look like a guy's face.

This would be a dream come true for some fetishists.

Happy Holidays! We should have lots of new posts next week. No slacking off over the holidays for me - I save that for the rest of the year.

Would you want a former porn star teaching your highschool student? I'm not sure what the right thing to do here is, but I'm pretty sure that firing her wasn't it.

Considering we've got teachers having sex with students that are getting off with the same punishment, it doesn't seem very fair.

An Indian 'female' runner was stripped of her Silver medal in the 800 meters of the Asian Games after she failed a gender test. Yeah, I don't know whats worse here - the fact that a guy was pretending to be a girl in a race, or that a guy got beat buy a girl in a race.

I was hoping this was a parody, but the more I read, the more it seems all-too real: ForeUS Women's Golf Tour - the tour for lesbians.

OutSports has some additional details about when and where the tournaments are to be held.

The trailer for GRINDHOUSE is out. Looks fucking awesome. Lots more at Everything Tarantino.

Also, the trailer for Black Snake Moan is out. Not sure if this movie is going to be any good, but its got some kick-ass posters and Christina Ricci looks hot in it.

Rebecca Linares

Cynthia from Babes UK
Silvie from Euro Babez
Miko Sinz from New Sensations

Tia Sweets from New Sensations

Brooke Hogan so desperately wants to be a famous party girl, but its just not working out for her. She needs to do something dramatic to kick-start her celeb life - a sex tape might work.

High school student adds a little of his own secret sauce to cafeteria salad.

Fleshbot has put up their Sexy Holiday Gift Guide. We've done something like this the last couple of years around Christmas and Valentine's Day, but I'm not going to do one this year, so check out theirs instead.

Nicole Richie got busted for DUI. According to her booking sheet, she's 5'1" and a whopping 85 pounds.

Which, if true, probably means that she could have been drunk on about 6 ounces of beer.

Movie I most want to see in 2007: 300.

SexZ Pictures is really going all-out to try and drum up interest in its DVD Corruption (description, photos). They initially pushed it as a best picture candidate for the AVN awards, then made a big deal about paying the legal bills of anybody that got in trouble for selling the DVD due to a fisting scene in it.

Now, they've staged a fake arrest of SexZ owner Bo Kenney by the Feds at a DVD release party.

As gossip, accusations and concerns about the very nature of Corruption swirled over the internet, Kenney asked event organizers to stage a fake arrest that would take place near the DJ booth and be broadcast over the PA loudspeakers during the height of the party. Many party onlookers were totally shocked when a mainstream commercial actor playing the part of a government agent abruptly interrupted Bo Kenney who was being introduced on stage along with cast members Hillary Scott, Kylie Ireland, Alana Evans, Trina Michaels and director Eli Cross. The fake agent began violently placing Kenney in handcuffs which shocked the cast, crew and party goers.

Buy Corruption from Empire

Bunch of pictures and a YouTube video from a Belgian sex ed campaign trying to convince people that talking about sex leads to better, safer sex. Here's the text of one ad:

Oral, vaginal, anal. How about verbal?
Say what you like, what you expect, how far you will go. And expect the same from your partner.
Because good agreements makes good sex.'

Amy makes another DVD cover!

This title is called Tits Ahoy 4 from 3rd Degree. This DVD is over 2 hours long and also features Daphine Rosen.

I'm not a huge fan of this particular picture of Amy - I think she looks best when her hair isn't quite so blonde. Plus its just hard to beat the cover of Teen Tryouts 49. Pigtails!

Lanny Barbie hardcore gallery. Not the best quality photos though.

And another one here - similar quality.

If Amy Reid is your kind of girl, then you definitely want to check out My Plaything: Amy Reid.

These type of virtual sex DVDs are really incredible when they are done correctly, and the whole My Plaything series is awesome. Here's a brief description:

Direct her to strip, masturbate or tease you in a variety of ways. Take her in any one of a multitude of sexual positions that will leave you both spent yet yearning for more. She is ready for you at the push of a button.

Nicole Graves is the Twistys.com treat of the month for December.

Law enforcement is catching on that alot of the nude pix of teens on the net were put there by those teens.

What do you do when the child porn was created by the child?

Have a NSFW Christmas with pornaments

The Denmark's Council for Animal Ethics has decided that there is no need to outlaw sex with animals unless its part of a porn movie or sex show.

Need a new hard drive? Buy a Seagate - they support the use of their product for porn.

"Let's face it, we're not changing the world. We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn.

Lanny's breasts from Analgeddon

Please, please, let us never get to the point where we need sexual consent forms.

One guy's list of the 15 sexiest sci-fi babes. I'd only really argue with the inclusion of Seven of Nine from Star Trek - she's just not that cute.

Screenshot of Lanny from Analgeddon

Selena's Nice Ass. A wonderful use of animated GIFs.