Just in time to order befor the holiday rush - make sure you get your girl some Oni-Eggs, a clay vaginal weight lifting egg.

Ladies, to use this thing, you are supposed to stand up, push it up your vagina as far as far as you can ... then keep it up there using just your vaginal muscles.

As you gain strength and dexterity you will be able to move your egg up and down and side to side. Eventually you will have enough strength to add weights. Put small stones in your egg's carrying bag and loop the filled bag onto the string of the egg.

Woooohooo now you're a vaginal weightlifter!

What I find really scary is that the place that sells these clay eggs also has kids potter camps. I have horrible visions of the kids unwittingly being used to make these eggs as part of this camp.