When I saw the cover for Ultimate Asses 6 (with Naomi on it), I at first thought she had been photoshopped to have a more exagerrated butt, but after seeing her scene on the DVD, its the real deal.

More pix of Naomi's ass after the jump.

Buy Ultimate Asses 6 from Empire or Action.

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Bubble Busting Butts is a new release from The Candy Shop (an inter-racial specialty production company) featuring Velicity Von. Five separate scenes, some inter-racial, some all black that are very ass-centric. The behind the scenes was interesting to watch also. We get to see Velicity literally throw up a bit while doing a deep throat, and one of the other girls has some recurring anal leakage (I could have done without ever seeing that side of porn). More pix after the jump.

Buy Bubble Busting Butts from Empire.

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Gamelink is having a sale: 25% off Anabolic DVDs thru November 6th.

The sale includes titles like: I Wanna Get Face Fucked #2 and Assman #28.

Perversions Unleashed is a new release from Red Light District featuring the very cute Rebecca Linares (looking as good as I've ever seen her). This is a pretty hardcore title, with lots of ass to mouth, cum swapping, DP's and gaping assholes. Thats Rebecca in the pix below. Four more after the jump.

Buy Perversions Unleashed from Action or Empire (or download the VOD).

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Is Marilyn Manson going to be playing Frank N' Furter (Tim Curry's role) in a re-make of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? I wouldn't hold my breath - Manson was also the early rumor to be playing Willy Wonka in Tim Burton's remake.

I'm so sad that the Carmen Electra Prepaid Mastercard isn't a parody. Would you want a card with Carmen's face on it.

'Wind It Up', the first single off of Gwen Stefani's new album is up on You Tube.

Nicole Richie is getting so skinny, she can fit into her own purse.

Adrianne Curry is the new model for a video game character named Dawn. They should have fixed her nose in the digitized version. Its so pinched just above the nostrils, I'm not quite sure how she breathes thru it.

Why are Tommy Lee and Lukas Rossi kissing eachother? This is becoming a recurring theme with Tommy.

Jerry Springer got bumped off Dancing With The Stars last night.

Get yourself ready for the potential horror that is the Screech sex tape. It'll be released on November 6, 2006. I haven't ever heard how long the actual Screech sex video was, but apparently short enough that Red Light felt compelled to add in some other scenes that don't involve him at all. Here's the description:

The Bride & The Bridesmaid have a little fun before they get Dustin's "Dirty Sanchez!". Also included are 4 Red Light's Hottest Hardcore Scenes featuring Rebeca Linares, Tia Tanaka, Anette Schwarz and Amy Reid!!!

Buy this DVD from: Action.

IGN has posted some Playstation 3 'porn' pix. This is almost as exciting as getting to see the new girl get fucked for the first time on screen.

YouTube video of Ben Affleck drunk and groping female reporter.

Pretty much any photoshoot where Kristianna Loken grabs her tits is worth seeing.

Did Naomi Campbell get arrested in London for assault?

Kurt Cobain passed Elvis as the highest earning dead celebrity.

Foxy Brown got 3 years probation for a fight with a nail salon chick.

Our server got drunk on Sunday and had a hangover for the past couple days. Its all better now.

The absolute, without-a-doubt, best enema story ever told.

Adult DVD Empire is having sale with 40% off Anabolic & Diabolic titles, including a bunch of stuff released this year.

And Action-DVD still has all their Maverick titles (5 hour comp tapes) for under $6 (except gay titles).

Young & Wild | Teenage Tramps | Slim & Sexy

The box cover for Young Stand-Up Titties easily makes my short list of favorites so far this year, even though its pretty plain. Thats Nadia Marie on the cover.

Gislane 'sunbathing'. I've never seen anybody try to get tanned in these positions before.

Unknown brunette and Veronica do hardcore from SoCal Coeds.

Alya is following the Nicole Richie weight loss plan.

Brooke (pictured)

3 blondes in a bed

Lanny Barbie is all tied up.

A MILF in need of an anal bleaching treatment.

10 Zen Monkey's has an interview with Violet Blue (mp3 version) up talking alot about her new job writing for the SF Chronicle and about porn in general. I got a kick out of the last part of the interview, when the topic turns to bad porn:

SR: I called him the Bruce Campbell of B-level porn.

VB: He's not even that good. I would do Bruce Campbell. Evan Stone is like the Chippendales dancer that got lost. Overly waxed. Lantern jaw. He' the kind of guy where girls like me look and say, "Where are all the hot guys in porn?"

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The cover for Ice-T's new CD Iceberg has him and his wife (Coco) naked on the cover. Photo of the album cover after the jump. Coco has quite the ass.

Related: Ice T's Pimpin 101 porn DVD.

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Instant classic - the Borat Halloween costume. Plus some clips from the film.

An Israeli sexologist had 40 vibrators and a $200 dildo stolen from her car in Tel Aviv.

Nude resorts are going mainstream.

Only in politics - where romance novels = porn.

A newsstand in Philly is refusing to stop selling porn. Then they kicked it up a notch and put up a sign that said they would rape anybody that complained.

Mike Tyson wants to work at a brothel as a stud.

Sunday is the best day to stalk Christina Aguilera - she hangs around naked all day.

Danny Bonaduce kill and eat Bobby Brown. With enough drugs & booze in his system, I believe him.

Paris Hilton gets confirmation of where her true talents lie. Paris music CD Sales = 103,000. 1 Night In Paris sex tape sales = 750,000.

Justin Timberlake is now a fashion designer. Yeah, him and 500,000 other people just finished watching the new season of Project Runway and thought to themselves - I can do that.

No, no no no no - men's string bikini.

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The fashions of Zoren Gold & Minori. This is some weird stuff that is actually a combination of photography, photoshop, and collage. [via Pink Mag]

3rd Degree has released Bring Your A Game 2, which features the always hot Lanny Barbie. You really just can't go wrong with a Lanny scene.

Lanny Barbie DVD listings from: Action, Empire and Gamelink

Related: Lanny Barbie official site

Courtney Love is a mess with big tits. As opposed to previously, when she was a mess with small tits.

Did Avril Lavigne get a nosejob? Looks to me like she got the Nicole Kidman model.

Cheryl Crow comes onstage in a bikini.

Scarlett Johansson has signed a recording contract. How many celebs have to make this mistake before before the agents out in Hollywood start telling their clients this isn't a good idea?

Brian Bosworth (The Boz) is getting divorced. At least the marriage lasted longer than his NFL career.

Wesley Snipes just got indicted for tax fruad.

Pubic hair dye - just what the world was missing.

Are plus-sized models gaining favor?

Researchers are claiming that spiking babies milk/formula with alcohol can prevent allergies.

The Chronic IAB has a couple of interesting photos up models posing for a 'body art' calendar.

Photos of Dita Von Teese in action at a burlesque show in London.

Is evolution causing men to have bigger penises and women to have bigger breasts?

As a result men are expected to exhibit symmetrical facial features, athleticism and the classic signs of testosterone such as a square jaw, deeper voice and larger manhood. Women will have smooth hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair and symmetrical features.

But don't get too exicited yet, these researchers don't seem to have a true grasp of what evolution means. Get this:

According to the report, the number of caesarian sections will rise as mothers give birth to larger infants.

So we are going to evolve bigger dicks, better breasts, but women won't be evolving bigger uterus/vagina's? Somehow, it seems only logical to assume that if babies are going to continue getting bigger, that women will evolve a bit to handle them.

Gotta love a hotel that makes a nice simple visual presentation of why their rooms are worth your money. And what better theme than to just come right out and put up a picture that shows they are good for fucking. [via Fark]

The picture above is actually from the hotel's 'Honeymoon Deluxe' room page. The photo below is just randomly appearing in their photo gallery. It makes me want to stay there.

In a backlash against the metrosexual man trend, flip-flops are on the outs with 'real' men. Not a moment too soon for my liking. Sandals are fine, but flip flops just look silly on guys.

"I think the cheap ones are non-manly - they are [lacking in] power," said Mark Wright, a business-school student in Cambridge, Mass. "They are physically weak (unlike, say, a boot); they're cheap, suggesting the wearer is poor (unlike, say, a nice Italian shoe); in addition they make no statement and have no character."

Napster is using a stripper video to demonstrate why their subscription-based pricing structure is better than the iTunes buck-a-song pricing.

Hot Flickr-babe Sandrine. 200+ pictures. [via Fleshbot]

Potatoes and pineapples are being used as fabrics by the "ethical fashion industry". No word on whether their "ethics" extends to not having 9-year-old Malaysians sew the garments.

"In southern China and only in southern China, silk is lacquered with a sweet potato paste and then buried in the ground," said Natalie Goyette, the company's development director.

"Then the silk is rinsed up to 30 times, and comes out with a soft off-black color that I find beautiful," she said.

"And the sweet potato dye makes the silk water repellent and able to absorb perspiration very well."

Kate Moss is getting naked in short films again.

Steve-O wants to fuck Paris Hilton. Get in line buddy.

OJ Simpson is fighting to keep publicity rights to his name - even though they aren't worth much these days.

Rosie O'Donnell is in talks to have her own drama tv show. TMZ thinks the "View" folks might be upset - I'm guessing that they'd be glad they didn't have to fire her. She's pretty much been on a "1 major stupid comment a week" schedule since joining the show.

Beck is going to be a daddy again.

I never saw the original Beer: The Movie, so when I opened up my mail on Friday and found a screener for Beer: The Movie 2. For those that don't know what this movie is (like me until Friday), its basically a bunch of sketch comedy with a 'documentary' mixed in where the guys try to find the Best Bars In America.

So I popped in the DVD, checked out the Baltimore bar, and sooner than I would have liked, I'm watching a guy light his balls on fire in the bar. In the Las Vegas bar, we get treated to an interview with JoAnna Angel that ends with her showing her breasts and spanking the guy that was interviewing her.

Overall, the comedy was just OK - but that can be very subjective. The soundtrack that runs during the bar scenes was excellent featuring tracks from Brand New, The Stryder, Heavy Rescue, Hello Nurse, and All Grown Up.

Buy Beer: The Movie 2 (available Oct 31, 2006).

Old school Nintendo controller panties.

Advertising at its finest.

Vote for the hottest law school dean.

Adult industry lawyers are meeting w/ the FBI about the 2257 inspections. So far, these inspections have been suprisingly cordial.

A court ruled that it was OK for a woman to protest a law that prohibits women from going topless by going topless.

The cops in South Korea have a problem - figuring out whether its illegal to pimp an inflatable doll.

Korean punters have developed a taste for "doll experience rooms", paying 25,000 won per hour (a tad over 14 quid, by our reckoning) for use of bed, computer, and pneumatic hussy. The market for the latter apparently took off after the Special Law on Prostitution came into effect in 2004, banning the sale of real flesh for purposes of sexual gratification.

Chosun.com says that in the immediate aftermath of the prohibition, "certain motels were providing the dolls to customers to bridge the gap". So successful did this gap-plugging initiative prove that pretty soon dedicated sex doll establishments had begun to open for business

Sony made some limited edition pink PSPs and they are using Pink to promote them.

Careful with that prostate exam. If it goes wrong, you could be looking at getting fitted for an artificial anus.

If you have to carry around a flash drive all day, why not get a usb puppet bag. Though, they could have done better than this brown Teletubby looking thing.

The fauxtoshop scandals are going to far: School photographer accused of adding cleavage to seven-year-old girl.

The trailer for Saw 3 is out.

Snaz75.com is selling what has to be considered the ultimate stripper shoe. These things have a clear sole with a small slot in it that allows the customers to put their tip right into the shoe. In addition to it just saying 'tips' near the opening in the shoe, they also have versions with lips and neon green dollar signs.

I'm sure they didn't intend it, but they've actually invented a perfect solution for anybody wanting to tip using Sacagawea dollars.

Is Jessica Beil going to be the next Wonder Woman? We can only hope that its true and that this is Wonder Woman's night-time apparel.

Alec Baldwin tells Howard Stern that he doesn't use condoms.

Elle MacPherson was inspired by a meeting with the Dalai Lama to drop her lawsuit against Heidi Klum.

David Bowie is going to be on SpongeBob Square Pants next year.

Nicky Hilton is starting to look like Kelly Tilghman from The Golf Channel.

Everybody needs some slutty lingerie to enjoy on occasion, and there is lots to pick from at the Dream Girl Fall/Holiday catalog. Wouldn't it be nice to wake up to this on Christmas morning?

New DVD review is up for Bitch Slapped from Platinum X pictures.

Buy: Bitch Slapped @ Action DVD.

Photos from the Erotic Festival of Barcelona.

The Dustin Diamond (Screech) sex tape has landed at Red Light District. It'll get fine treatment at RDL, they also handled the Chyna sex tape and the oh-so-famous Paris Hilton porn DVD.

I just changed our flavor of XML from RSS 2.0 to Atom. If it starts causing anybody problems, let me know and I'll roll-out multiple flavors.

UPDATE: And 5 minutes later I change my mind. The original feed URL will stay as RSS 2.0, I'm just going to add an Atom feed as a supplement rather than changing the format on everyone who already has subscriptions. So, there are now two choices:

RSS 2.0 feed

Atom feed

Caddy Chicks says that its a place golfers can book a female caddie for their next round of golf. With the noble goal of 'introduce more women to the game of golf'.

What it looks more like is a thinly disguised dating service. How else to explain why I need to know that my potential caddie is 5'11 and 145lbs. Hell of an idea though.

Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs is a book of photography that takes a look at the world of commercial sex in Japan. Outside of America, there isn't any place that I find more interesting than Japan. There is such blend of tradition and technology and fetish that its just hard to fathom how it all grew out of the same culture.

Related: Bad Girls of Japan, The Japanese Disease: Sex and Sleaze in Modern Japan, Tabloid Tokyo: 101 Tales of Sex, Crime and the Bizarre from Japan's Wild Weeklies.

Sex Packing is the best x-rated interactive clothing catalog I've ever seen. Its also the only one I've ever seen. Check out the women's fashions here, and the mens and womens here.

Madonna has adopted a son.

Neve Campbell is starting to look like KD Lang.

Paris Hilton dumped Travis Barker and already has a new boyfriend.

Tara Reid talks about her botched breast implants and liposuction.

Politics must be interesting up in Wisconsin. How else to explain why Sandy Sullivan, a 65-year-old Republican is running for Secretary of State pretty much on a platform of: Vote For Me - I had sex with the Green Bay Packers. All of them. Back in the Bart Starr days.

The final picture on this page of 'ready-to-wear' fashions is quite a doozy. [via Soft Blog]

Exactly what is she supposed to be ready to do in these 'clothes' (I'm pretty sure that sending a model down the runway just wearing a hat doesn't count as fashion design). Cheap trick to see a hot model naked - sure. But not fashion.

You may remember these Saw III blood drive posters that I linked to previously. Well, the Red Cross made them remove the red cross because it was a trademark infringement. Anyway, onward with the new posters.

First, from This Film Is Not Yet Rated


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If you'd like to be in a documentary about cybersex, here's your chance.

... production company based in the UK is looking for contributors for a documentary on cybersex. We are particularly interested in the way people are having sex in online worlds such as Second Life.

Related: Second Life: The Official Guide

A couple in Kenya has been sentenced to 18 months in prison for having sex in a mosque during Ramadan. Neither of the 2 were Muslims, and they claimed to be drunk.

18 months is a long time for fucking, but they are lucky they didn't get stoned to death.

A woman cleaning her teeth was hit by lightning and it passed thru her body and came out her ass. Wonder if thats a cheaper alternative to anal bleaching?

Tom Cruise has rock hard nipples, well, one of them at least.

Scarlett Johansson says that she's not promiscuous - at the moment. But she's dirty enough to get HIV tested twice a year.

Jessica Simpson is under the mistaken impression that she's going to be starring in 'Blonde Ambition' with Luke Wilson. Luke is publicly saying that he will never do a movie with Jessica. Ouch.

Johnny Depp is getting married to Vanessa Paradis. He's lived with her for 8 years or so.

When I saw an article with the title: What are the scientific reasons for having sex?, I expected to see a 4 word column - survival of the species. Instead, we get all kinds of stuff:

boost the immune system

helps ward off cancer

helps in losing weight

In fact, in this entire article about scientific reasons for having sex, the concept of procreation is never even touched on. Seems quite a glaring omission.

Oh well, we can't really expect scientists to have much knowledge about sex. Spending all their time around lab coats and test tubes, they aren't the most sexual folks on the planet. [via Geek Press]

Jenna Jameson is reportedly dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz.

If you don't know who Tito is, you can see pictures at his official site.

The Japanese robotics company Kokoro has just released their new fembot. You can see a movie of her in action here.

This thing could definately fool people until they got right up close to it. There is still a bit of the old shaky animatronic type action to her.

Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy has been named in a list of the world's most powerful blondes. (pic of her in the story)

Bad mother of the week award goes to Chytoria Graham of PA who swung her 4 week old baby like a weapon during a domestic dispute. More here.

Bush and Kim Jong Il still have a chance if Paris & Nicole can reconcile.

Remember when Prince was the sexiest mofo around? Now he's just a prudish little half-midget offering to pay strippers double their nightly earnings to put their clothes on and go home. Thankfully they declined.

Kevin Federline is going to be on CSI? Ugh.

Posh Spice says she looks awful naked. She's complaining of having saggy skin on her stomach and 'no bum at all'.

Just in time to order befor the holiday rush - make sure you get your girl some Oni-Eggs, a clay vaginal weight lifting egg.

Ladies, to use this thing, you are supposed to stand up, push it up your vagina as far as far as you can ... then keep it up there using just your vaginal muscles.

As you gain strength and dexterity you will be able to move your egg up and down and side to side. Eventually you will have enough strength to add weights. Put small stones in your egg's carrying bag and loop the filled bag onto the string of the egg.

Woooohooo now you're a vaginal weightlifter!

What I find really scary is that the place that sells these clay eggs also has kids potter camps. I have horrible visions of the kids unwittingly being used to make these eggs as part of this camp.

Paris Hilton's dress is too short - again.

Eddie Van Halen needs to take some of his new porn money and buy new boots.

The Illinois Supreme Court has upheld a law banning alcohol from strip clubs. Clearly the judges haven't been to a strip club lately. Lots of times, you need plenty of alcohol to make the girls look attractive.

In addition to the $5.97 Smash DVDs mentioned yesterday, Adult DVD Empire is now having a 30% off other Smash DVDs too. There are now at least a hundred Smash DVDs for under $14.

Just a random thought. I'm suprised that there aren't more oral fetish DVDs that utilize grills.

Smash Pictures has put up the trailer for Secretary's Day featuring Alektra Blue and Tori Lane.

Also, Adult DVD Empire is selling a bunch of Smash Pictures DVDs for only $5.57. Here's a few of the titles:

Hot Mamas

I Want My Baby Black

I Love Pink w/ Hillary Scott

Cumfucius

Photos from a drug mule beauty contest in Peru. via BB

New erotic galleries from PBase:

Concept III
Models
My Pad

Iran's supreme leader Sayyid Ali Khameini says not to masturbate during Ramadan.

Q:"If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

A:"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a haram (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a haram intentional breaking fasting."

No word on whether they should also be refraining from terrorist attacks on civilians.

New Sensations has re-released a bunch of older porn photo shoots and clips. Its an interesting contrast with the stuff being produced today. Bad lighting + lots of pubic hair.

John Holmes BJ
Victoria Paris w/ 80's hair

The 5th annual blogger Boobie-Thon is up and running. The 2006 photos can be found here.

Looks like BetUS.com is going to end up with the Screech sex tape.

Stock up on beer now, 4% of the hops in the US just went up in smoke.

A cop won Mr. Gay UK.

Pornstars on MySpace: Richelle Ryan

Mary Carey is running for Governor of CA again. It was cute the first time, this time its just, eh.

Lukeford.com has run across some pictures of what they think is a post HIV Lara Roxx condom-free anal photo shoot. Regardless of who the chick in the pictures is, or her HIV status, she's gross.

Robert Downey Jr is going to play Iron Man in the film adaptation of the classic Marvel comic book.

The complex character of Tony Stark (aka Iron Man) is far more complex then meets the eye. In fact, the similarities to Downey's own life are uncanny, as the character is a man whose life is plagued by substance abuse and chaos.

Oh, this'll end well. I just can't wait until this bombs at the box office (isn't it obvious already), and Downey plays pity party with himself, relapses and heads back to rehab. But thats OK, he's just like the character!

Lindsay Lohan's shaved vagina. Paris Hilton's got nothing on her.

France is pushing back against the recent ban on ultra-skinny models from runways in Spain. I rarely agree with anything the French do, but they've got it right here.