Alicia Keys Is Too Beautiful To Fuck
Its official, Alicia Keys is a stuck up bitch. Its not that she made her boyfriend wait a year to have sex with her, thats odd, but understandable. Its the hotter-than-thou explanation that bumps Ms. Keys up the bitch chart.
I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it.
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