The government of South Korea went and ruined their 2006 Seoul Sex Education Expo. It was supposed to feature a bunch of sex performers in addition to the normal sex toy booths, but the girls were all intimidated into not showing up by threats of deportation.

Ladies of the Pen is apparently a penpal/long-distance-dating service for guys to hook up with female inmates. The girls each have their own page listing their release date. Near the bottom of each girl's page is a 'Verify' link - where you can verify that this girl is actually in prison somewhere in the USA. But in order to do the verification, you have to join the site. Very tricky, and thus, likely a scam.

Former NBA player Latrell Sprewell, last famous for choking coach P.J. Carlesimo in 199 is in trouble for choking somebody again. He was allegedly having consensual sex with a 21 year old aboard his yacht in Milwaukee when he started choking her, against her will. Hopefully this isn't true, but beyond the criminal charge there is another disturbing fact about this case.

Sprewell's yacht is names 'Milwaukee's Best'.

Yeah, like the $7/case rotgut beer. An elite athlete, worth millions of dollars, names his boat after one of the bottom 5 beers in the US. Classy!

Great one liner today at Wonkette in a story about how its OK to fly with lube in your carry-on bag.

Next time the high-school-dropout TSA goons try to take your moisturizer, conditioner, Neosporin, suntan lotion, bath oil or hair gel, just look 'em straight in the eyes and say, "It's personal lubricant, and it's for fucking."

Ninn Worx has announced that Sacred Sin is going to be released on September 13th. This is the DVD that Eddie Van Halen did 2 songs for the sountrack. Eddie also glossed Ninn with this:

I like his work. Michael Ninn is like Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just sensual.

All sorts of info about the DVD can be found at the Sacred Sin website, including promotional pictures (no nudes), the trailer and a behind the scenes video.

Near the bottom of the site you can also find MP3s of Eddie Van Halen's two songs, Rise and Catherine.

Buy Sacred Sin from Adult DVD Empire

Doesn't get much worse than this: The Plague of Internet Pornography. They argue that Jews are "destroying their souls" by looking at porn. Geez, and I thought Catholics had the worst guilt.

I failed to mention this when it was released a couple weeks ago, but Stephanie Klein has a new book out called Straight Up and Dirty: A Memoir. Its about her having to re-enter the dating world after finding out that her husband cheated on her.

The reviews at amazon are pretty mixed, but everyone that has a blog has haters, so alot of the negative reviews need to be taken with a grain of salt.

The communist government of Vietnam confiscated a huge shipment of Chinese made sex-toys.

Nothing like a Communist pissing contest trying to see who can be more sexually repressive.

Gamelink is having a Britney Rears Contest (scroll down for the info after you click - or just click here). There is no purchase necessary and you can win a 15 minute customized video featuring the star of Britney Rears 3, Hillary Scott playing with herself while screaming your name. There are also 5 runners-up prizes including some Britney Rears DVDs and sex toys.

A Polish guy who had his tongue removed because it had cancer in it, just got a new tongue - made from his ass.

No word on if everything he eats tastes like shit now.

Its amazing what you can stumble into just by clicking random links in the blogrolls from Blogspot sites. Like this French sex blog, and this one and this one.

I have no idea whats being written, but the pictures are enough to keep you occupied. Make sure to look thru the archives by month, and the photo albums. Lots of good stuff. Just keep following links - its like every French speaking couple in the world has a site.

She Devil Films has launched a whole new series of alt-girl sites. Here's a gallery from each.

Tattooed blonde with a gun
Christina Chaos in go-go boots.
Candie Crush shows off her petite body.
Evilyn Machine in a pleather skirt.

Angel Dark has a brand-spanking new website: Club Angel Dark. With one of the better butts in the biz, there's plenty to look at if you are a fan.

More: Angel Dark DVD listing

The new NFL season isn't even here yet, and the Minnesota Vikings are at it again. Last year it was the sex boat cruise and the Ontario Smith 'Whizzinator' incident. This year, its the Koren Robinson $10 million DUI and Dwight Smith having sex in a stairwell at a nightclub after a game. Its like these guys think they are the Portland Trailblazers or something.

Late yesterday, I added a review of Pure Sapphic Liaisons 3 from Ninn Worx. Its a very artsy-lesbian DVD.


Buy it from: Empire or Action.

The new issue of Playboy magazine has photos of Paris Hilton look-a-like Natalie Reid, and Daze has the perfect question:

My first question: is there really a demand for softcore photos of an impersonator, when everyone has already seen hardcore video of the original.

She actually looks quite a bit like Paris with the right lighting, makeup and angles. There are a bunch more photos of her at her MySpace site.

Buy: 1 Night In Paris from Action or Empire.

Australia is up in arms over the news that a kid went to school with porn on his cell phone. I'm glad to see that this article doesn't call for all adult content to be eliminated from phones as that seems to often be the knee-jerk reaction of nanny-staters. But the quote from a Senator at the end of the article is just as bad:

"Scammers, con artists, thieves, fraudsters and, worse, paedophiles and pornographers ...can quickly adapt to using more treacherous and sophisticated methods of committing their crimes," Senator Coonan said.

Lovely. Just toss the LEGAL business of pornography right in there with all the criminals. That kind of mindset will only make finding real solutions to the problems of kids accessing porn more difficult.

If you've ever wondered how to get a labia tan, you're in luck. The basic instructions are to just lie back and spread em - gee, I would have never guessed to do that. But there's more ... why else would we need these extra pussy tanning tricks if it was just that easy.

In the mail this week:

New Whore at the Door featuring Aubrey Addams.
Don't Pull Out #3 featuring Allison Pierce.
3 Fucking Me featuring Jeanie Marie.

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Teagan Presley dyed red in a lesbian 3-way.
Vixen POV blow job.
Jade on a bear-skin rug (pictured).
Girl next door.
Chyanne Jacobs POV blow job.
Petite redhead in a 3-way.
Alexa Rae with dildo.
Daisy playing in the tub.
Ashley Robbins spills ice cream
Karey in bed.

Corporate Porn, NYC author David Grant's third novel, is an alcohol- and sandwhich-fueled romp through the darker side of corporate America and the lighter side of the adult film industry. Grant's voice displays a brilliant wit interspersed with moments of vicious social commentary as he leads us from the hopeless cubicles of the business world to the Speedo-laden sands of South Beach, along the way introducing us to a cast of disenchanted young men and women (and somewhere in between) who find redemption in an unlikely place--the burgeoning adult film industry of Omaha, Nebraska. Filled with memorable characters and dialogue that cuts to the heart of the first decade of the new century, Corporate Porn is a must-read for anyone who's ever struggled under a project deadline or thought about running away to Paris to shoot cowboy porn.

Related: author's website

Posting has been a bit slow of late as I've been busy working on a new layout for the site. It'll be up and running by Monday. No more dark background.

The Wicked Weasel Heat 4 finalists have been picked. None of them would have been my picks. I think Amy and Leanne were the cream of this crop.

The 5th Heat is just underway. Just this first group has more hotties in it than the entire Heat 4 did.

Melissa Midwest is having a contest to find a new 'girl next door'.

The upside: winner gets $100k over 13 months.

The downside: winner has to move to Lincoln, Nebraska. (yes really)

I also just learned that Melissa has a Virtual game with her as a character. Thats something that if you are going to do, you need to do it right so that you don't end up looking like a character from the old Dire Straits video for 'Money for Nothin'.

All via Hegre and Met Art.

Najra
Helena
Lascivious
Naomi
Luba
Gamble
Santorini
Onix

Digital Playground has announced the release of Teagan's Juice starring Teagan Presley. She's in 6 scenes on the DVD, including an anal scene with Erik Everhard.

Watch the trailer.
Buy Teagan's Juice from Empire
Browse all Teagan Presley DVDs at Action
Browse all Teagan Presley DVDs at Empire.

Below is a picture of Teagan Presley, Charlie Laine and Celeste Star from the DVD. After the jump are a bunch more pictures and screenshots from the DVD of Teagan. The 'ass target' photo after the jump should have been the DVD cover.

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Who wouldn't want to bid on a wax troll doll with a giant penis?

The MySpace blog of Halley Wallace, the Miss Teen USA contestant from Indiana. Lots of info about the contest, including the judges hitting on the girls, getting them drunk, and persistant rumors about eating disorders.

So, Saw 3 comes out in late October and just like the previous version, they are running a 'Blood Drive' advertisement campaign using hottie nurses.

Saw 3 Blood Drive poster 1
Saw 3 Blood Drive poster 2
Saw 3 Blood Drive poster 3

Its amazing how quickly and how cheaply they can turn out this series of movies. Just goes to show that you don't have to spend $100m dollars on a horror flick to make it entertaining.

From The Onion: Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign.

Some mid-week galleries:

Amy Reid hardcore

Amy Reid solo POV

Amy Reid hardcore POV

Crystal Klein solo

Ashley Anne hardcore

Paige hardcore

Lanny Barbie solo

So you meet a new girl and she tells you that she really likes to sew. Sounds boring, eh? Well, you can always hope that she's one of the types of girls that sews stuff like this porn skirt.

Its official, Alicia Keys is a stuck up bitch. Its not that she made her boyfriend wait a year to have sex with her, thats odd, but understandable. Its the hotter-than-thou explanation that bumps Ms. Keys up the bitch chart.

I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it.

The Flickr photoset of the day: BLOOOOOD.

Definately some disturbing stuff. If you scroll thru this users's photosets, there are a handful more with nudity (same girl).

A Socialite's Life has some good stuff today (just keep scrolling):

Nicole Richie is disappearing

Kate Bosworth nipple slip

Val Kilmer has put on a bit of weight. And whats with the cowboy hat?

Jenna Jameson isn't being allowed to play in the Lingerie Bowl because she can't get insurance. I suppose they are worried that her breasts may get exploded if she gets tackled.

Wild West
Cassie Courtland
Lotta
Cassie Courtland 2
Issima
Tiffany Taylor
Skyros
Wannsee
Tiang Fang

Selfish Causes is your 1-stop shop for Hookers wristbands, Female Gimp t-shirts and Floaty Pen suprises. I could drop some quick cash at this site.

Nudist Trampolining - exactly what it sounds like.

Anne 2

Monika and Lida from Met-Art

Amy Reid and Jana from Babes.tv.

Spiderman gets some action from Be The Mask.

Monique Alexander in a lesbian MPG.

Blonde and Brunette galleries from First Nude.

Some oldies but goodies Jana Cova galleries.

POV anal MPG featuring Sunny.

Gin 1 and 2

Paulina from Superlicious.

A Hillary Clinton bust at the NY Museum of Sex. Strangly sans nipples.

The Malaysian government fined the Pussycat Dolls for wearing skimpy costumes and sexually suggestive routines.

Some screenshots of Joey Valentine from the new Ninn Worx title, Eva Angelina (buy from Action, buy from Empire).


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Bunch of new DVDs in the mail last week from Platinum X and Red Light District, including:

Dual Invasion #4 (Empire)
Ass Juice Junkies (Empire)
Black Dicks In White Chicks #13, and
Spit Whores (Empire).

We've also put up a preview of Dual Invation 4, including a bunch of screenshots.

Paris drops two whoppers on us today - she's going celibate for a year and she's only slept with 2 men in her whole life.

Still clearing out the unpublished entries. Here are some MetArt galleries that got lost in the shuffle.

Koika Slastyonoff
Sasha Slastyonoff
Selene
Sveta Paromov
Uliya Goncharov
Vika Vadimrigin
Yolka

Wired News has an article about Red Light Center, the online virtual sex community. They claim to have 40k members, even though they aren't even in beta yet. This whole genre is just too weird for me.

Janet Jackson is topless on the cover of Vibe Magazine this month, though she's covering up her naughty bits. Brown Sista has scans of the cover and photos from the issue. She looks pretty good.

I see via Defamer that we finally have a narrative description of the Colin Farrell sex tape. Sounds just as boring as what I imagines.

Adult DVD Empire is having an 45% off Overstock Sale on a whole range of adult DVDs including Jack's POV and Jesse Jane: All American Girl from Digital Playground.

Time to clean out the unpublished archives again. This is the stuff that I started to post, but for whatever reason it never made it onto the site. Your enjoyment may vary.

Hong Kong has a 'love affair with Nazi Germany'? This is just too weird.

To many Hong Kongers, Nazis represent the epitome of desirability. Their tanks were made by Mercedes and Porsche; their uniforms were original Hugo Boss. Twenty years after the last British skinhead tired of the joke, it's still not unusual to see a Hong Kong teen in an Adolph Hitler European Tour t-shirt.

LA Times profile of Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild creator.

Jamie (pictured). I think she looks like a cross between Paris Hilton and Anna Kournikova.
Anna Kove
Kylie King (hardcore)
Genesis (amateur hardcore)

Its still summer, but its never too early to start planning your girlfriend's Halloween costume, right. Maybe this'll be the year you convince her to go as Captain Hooker or a Snow Princess. Yum Drop has a bunch of cool costumes.

Bella and Lola from First Nude.

Verunka and Veronica (great ass) from Watch 4 Beauty.

Jamie Juxley hardcore.

MILF galleries: Mrs. Starr, Whitney Wonders and Michelle Raven.

A new Marketa gallery.

Aliona, Flamingo and Ekos from Met Art.

Jenna Jameson became the 1st porn star to get a wax figure at Madame Tussauds (Las Vegas).

Agatha solo
Agatha & Gisele 3-way
Gisele solo

One of the more surreal things I've seen this week: Jenna Jameson playing whack-a-mole.

So Vanity Fair names Kate Moss as their Best Dressed for 2006. OK. I don't think I would have rewarded the little coke-snorting waif with the boyfriend who shoots up unconcscience girls at parties with anything, but OK. Kate Moss is best dressed.

So who thought it would be a good idea to feature Ms. Best Dressed on the cover wearing only boots, gloves and a hat. Am I the only one seeing a contradiction there? Its like awarding some bozo with a 'Best Abs' title, and then putting him in a sweater on your cover.

Does this image offend you? Yeah, me neither. But apparently alot of our neighbors are offended by this cover of Baby Talk magazine due to the exposed breast. Heck, I don't even see a hint of nipple in this cover - its just a side view of a breast.

But thats not stopping folks in Texas from shredding the cover.

One mother who didn't like the cover explains she was concerned about her 13-year-old son seeing it.

"I shredded it," said Gayle Ash, of Belton, Texas, in a telephone interview. "A breast is a breast -- it's a sexual thing. He didn't need to see that."

"I'm totally supportive of it -- I just don't like the flashing," she says. "I don't want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn't want to see."

What world is this lady living in. She's got a 13-year-old son. There pretty much isn't any breast that he doesn't want to see - baby attached or not.

Fast Forward: Confessions of a Porn Screenwriter

With dreams of becoming a highly respected screenwriter, Eric Spitznagel moves to Los Angeles. When Hollywood fails to notice him, he settles for the next best thing: writing scripts for adult films. Determined to make the most of his bad luck, he sets out to make a movie that will be celebrated more for its witty dialogue and gripping plot than its raw depictions of hardcore sex. As Spitznagel discovers, making the Great American Porn is far from easy, especially when you've been hired to write a sequel to Butt Crazy.

Adult DVD Empire is having a Sultry Summer Sale with 20% off Exotic Locale DVDs during August.