Couple of new cool posters. Apocalypto on the left and the Lex Luthor character poster from the new Superman movie.

According to AICN, we are finally going to get to see Natalie Portman nude in a film in the upcoming film Goya's Ghost. It happens in a torture scene though, so we'll still have to wait for that erotic 'Red Shoe Diaries' type of scene from her.

It may be a re-make with a thin plot outline:

A couple who never meet each other face to face establish a relationship together over the telephone. A remake of Theo Van Gogh's "06".

And it may have a weak male star in Denis Leary.

But dang, you just gotta support a film with a poster like the one below for 1-900 [via JoBlo]

DC Comics is bring back Batwoman - but this time, she''ll be a lipstick lesbian.

In her latest incarnation, she is a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another 52 character, ex-police detective Renee Montoya.

Batwoman, who first appeared in July 1956, has not been seen since September 1979 when she was killed by the League of Assassins and the Bronze Tiger.

Good use of hair.

New in the mail this week from Red Light District:

I'm Only Squirteen featuring Chloe Morgan - looking hot as ever.

Stuff My Hot Pink Oven, with Sue Diamond on the cover.

A MILF DVD from David Luger, I Just Fucked Your Mother - with a bunch of 40-50 year-old women.

Plus, Cum Fart Cocktails 4 and Cream Filled Chocolate Holes 2.

Real life snuff film turns up in Missouri.

Mills said a videotape stamped May 14, shows a nude Spicer with her arms bound and her eyes taped shut while the man and woman raped, beat then suffocated her. The tape, which seasoned detectives admitted having difficulty viewing due to its violence, showed the suspects clearly.

The condom dress. Perfect for prom.

How to defeat the 'On Command' TV system at Mariott hotels and get free porn in your room.

Digital Playground has released the Jack's Teen America: Mission 14 featuring Brooke Haven, Sara Stone and Jamie Elle.

The DVD is available from either Empire or Action and Digital Playground's newly minted VOD partner - Gamelink.

After the jump, we've got a handful of pix from the DVD.
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Tawnee Stone (Peekaboo Teen)

Taylor Little (Four Girl Sleepover)

Jordan Capri (Bathtime Teen)

Courtney (Teen Srips On Chair)

Ashley (Panty Tease)

LS University (Outdoor upskirt pantie shots of horny cheerleaders)

Erica (Tongues Touc)

Gigi (Gigi in Tight Capris!)

Reel 18 (Shaved Teen)

Nikki Grinds (Nikki fondles Stacy)

Stacy Bride (Sexy Teens)

XXX Raimi (Teen Cumshot)

New in the mail from Red Light District this week:

Lick Her Ass Off My Dick featuring Monica Sweetheart and Brianna Love.

Ass Attack 3 featuring Jasmine Tame.

Below is a pic of Brianna Love, and there are 4 more of her and Monica Sweetheart after the jump.

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You will never be able to use Adobe Acrobat without giggling again after reading this.

Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba want you to compare their asses. Sure, its photoshopped, but its still a great pic. Its actually taken from 2 separate photos of the girls.

Click on the image for a huge version. Lots more celeb photos at Celebrity Inc.

BadJocks.com has pix from the Northwestern U women's soccer team freshman initiation that I had read were very provocative and embarrassing for the university. Instead, it looks like a silly little sorority party where the new girls have to wear undies and t-shirts, drink alot and get written on. This story sure sounded alot better before I saw the pix.

A woman who took a nap in a U of Cincinnati library woke up with semen in her shoe. [via Attu]

So you want to masturbate at the movies without risking the PeeWee Herman treatment, try this Popcorn Bucket Pussy. Easy step-by-step instructions.

Ever wonder what sex positions work best for the obese? Well, wonder no more.

The Dil Stick via Fleshbot

The .XXX domain suffix was rejected by ICANN. No suprise there - both porn protectors and smut haters didn't like the idea.

After 17 years, woman finally figures out her husband isn't a man.

Weekend galleries from Met-Art:

Adrienn (pictured below, left), Anna, Alisa, Jovanna, Julia (pictured below, right).

Paris Hilton showed up at E3 to pimp her new mobile phone video game. Too bad she called it by the wrong name.

The game is actually called Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam, and she called it Diamondquest.

Check out these very cool erotic resin sculptures that I found via Sexoteric.

I also found Playwitch via the same site. Pure genius.

Firefighters protesting in the nude. I don't think the boots and helmet look are going to catch on. [via Soft Blog]

Double Viking has a bunch of photos of E3 booth babes.

Elle Macpherson says she is a believer in joyous and spontaneous sex.

Nicole Richie doesn't watch porn. Right.

Natalie Portman's hair is finally growing out. Unfortunately right now she looks like a cross between Toby Maguire & Haley Joel Osment.

The full trailer for Miami Vice is finally out. I'm still torn as to whether this movie will suck or not.

Just some random links to things that I've saved over the past year, but that never made it onto the site. Your mileage may vary:

Veg Porn

A gingerbread gang-bang

Monkey's pay (in juice) to see pics of female monkey's asses.

Tokyo Topless

The newest galleries from Watch 4 Beauty.

The porn art of Paul Laurenzi. Its all in French/Italian (I'm terrible with languages) so I have no idea whats being said, but its neat stuff to look at.

This is the kind of porn that you could hang in your house and guests wouldn't immediately know they were looking at porn. I particularly like how he's put porn in the background of the central figures of each painting. Its always nice to look at something a 2nd time and realize that there are more details in it than you saw the first go around - doubly so when the new discovery is a breats, ass, etc.

I just notice this Rub One Out Masturbator from Red Light District. I'm just not sure about this item. I mean, its a hand. You can't very well pretend its a pussy or an ass, its just a hand. Like the two that you already have.

Its not even obviously a girl's hand. First order of business for anybody buying this thing has to be to add some fingernail polish and maybe a bracelet or a girls watch to it.

On the other hand, this may be good for couples as it could double as a fisting device for the girl.

Via the Tax Prof Blog, here is the actual Australian government website with the tax rules for sex industry workers. One interesting find - sex toys over $1000, like this CyborGasMatrix doll, would have to be depreciated.

Related: Tax Deductible Sex Toys.

Its hard to believe that Mamie VanDoren is 73 from looking at this nude photo (or for that matter, the other photos on the site). Photoshop and plastic surgery can do wonderful things, but I would have missed her age by 30-40 years if I would have been asked to guess.

A USC Women's Studies professor posted nude pics of herself on her personal website.

"The couple of conservative USC students who have dedicated themselves to attacking me clearly grew frustrated at my refusal to react to them, so they upped the ante and contacted the media about my nudie pics. One station bit, and voila, we have a scandal,” she wrote on her Web site.

The pics, are currently part of her photoset on Flikr. There isn't anything erotic about them. Huge nipples though.

Iran has announced they they are going to ban girly-men from their sports teams. No dyed hair, no plucked eyebrows. Because a man that has a metrosexual look is "disrespecting society".

I guess they won't be fielding a women's beach volleyball team anytime soon either.

Alieia Tyler - major facial

Allie Ray - big butt

Lacie Heart - who wouldn't want to fuck a chick wearing a cowboy hat?

Sara Stone

Jaime Elle - anal

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Hot Rod For Sinners featuring Jana Cova, Jesse Jane, and the very hot Carli Banks.

The DVD is in pre-release at DVD Empire

The pix immediately below is of Carli Banks, there are 4 more after the jump.

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Prostitutes, strippers and other sex workers can get tax deductions for sex toys, in Australia. These should already be deductible here in the US - assuming that the sex workers are actually reporting their income.

Mrs.Ann (vid)

Chloe Dior (vid)

Mrs.Kupcakes

Mrs. Devine (vid)

Mrs.Sinn (vid)

Giovanna (vid)

Mrs.Foxxx vid

Mrs.Charlei vid

Playboy's June issue is going to feature the women of MySpace. They are also supposed to be featured at Playboy Digital as of yesterday.

Google is being sued by a local NY politician for profiting and promoting child pornography. This suit isn't going anywhere.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Jack's Big Ass Show 2 featuring Teagan Presley.

After the jump are some additional promo pics of Teagan from the DVD.


Related: Jack's Playground official site.
Buy:
Buy Jack's Big Ass Show 2 from DVD Empire.
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Naughty America The Game will not be allowed at the E3 convention due to adult content. The game is supposed to launch this summer.

Related: 2006 Adult Video Games.

The trailers for Superman Returns and Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest have hit the net.

Superman just looks plain cheesy - and not in that intentionally funny kind of way. I just think that our culture passed by Superman a long time ago. The movie will probably make money, but not like Spiderman. More like Hulk-money.

Pirates 2 on the other hand looks every bit as good as the first. The story probably isn't as tight - it is a sequel after all - but I'd pick it over Superman Returns in a heartbeat.

AdultDVDEmpire is having a porn DVD clearance sale. There are a whole bunch of DVD's for less than $10.

Some rare advice (rare only because I've never seen anybody ever ask the question before due to the obviousness of the answer) about anal sex and how to keep cum from dripping out of your ass the whole next day.

After your boyfriend comes in your ass, LTCHTM, pull your ass off his dick and plop it down on the toilet. Bring a magazine. Then crap it out - crap it all out. Cum and lube and santorum that aren't left in your ass can't leak out and soil your undies the next day.

Related DVDs: Stuff My Ass Full Of Cum 2, Stuff My Ass Full Of Cum 3, Cumshitters, Cream Filled Asses.

Private has spoofed Sin City and created Sex City featuring Afrodite Night, Sonia Carter, Xenia Lova.

3 pix from the DVD after the jump.
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