The poster for Casino Royale - the new James Bond film - has been released. Very understated.

The other poster is for Uma Thurman's Super Ex-Girlfriend, which could be entertaining if its as campy as it looks.

Its also worth mentioning that the official website for A Scanner Darkly was launched. Most interesting movie of the summer as far as I'm concerned.

AVN seems to think that Bush basically torpedoed the 2257 regs while recently talking about immigration reform:

And they show up and they put a Social Security card out there and it looks real. You know, our small business owners are not document checkers. These are people trying to get ahead, and it's impossible ... to really effect the enforcement of our laws if people are able to use forged documents."

"Now, we've increased the amount of manpower there to hold people to account for hiring illegals," the president continued, "but it is difficult to hold somebody, an employer to account if they're putting false papers on...

I'm sure that you could bring up the President's statements in a court case about 2257, but I doubt whether it'd be a compelling argument.

Ekaterina Kurapov (pictured)

Adelina Gargul

Alena Voronin

Anna Vadim

Cuba Max

Dasha Goncharov

Ildiko Magoo

Katya Voronin

You know porn is mainstreaming when young authors are sitting around thinking up endings to porn films.

I had an idea today: a Jewish-themed porno that ends w/ the guy ejaculating in the girl's face and saying, "Want some milk with your meat, you kosher cunt?"

Made me laugh.

Tissiana, artsy nudes.
HH, topless asian girl - nice ass.
Gloria, nude black & whites.
Amateur-ish softcore porn.
Nude Polaroids

What to do when you get caught masturbating to internet porn at a college library - tell the truth:

According to a February police report published on the Arizona State University student newspaper's website, an 18-year-old student, arrested at Hayden Library for masturbating openly while watching Internet porn, explained to police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."

Melanie P from Honey School

Sammie Rhodes from New Sensations

Eve Angel and Renata Daninsky (pictured)from Hungarian Honeys

Texas Presley hardcore POV from POV Fantasy

Anna Nova hardcore from 2 Dicks In A Chick

Naughty America has launched a new pay-as-you-go VOD site called Naughty Drive Thru. Their prices are anywhere from 10 to 24 cents per minute depending on how many you purchase.

Kevin Costner is officially a perv after being named as the previously unnamed celebrity who rubbed one out on a massage table with an unwilling masseuse. Gawker has been speculating this for months, so props to them.

The Denise Richards / Charlie Sheen fued heats up a bit more with Charlie claiming that Denise timed her damaging court filing (linked below) in order to ruin his kids clothing line launch and that he's been subjected to her "mind control" and "psychological terrorism" for too long to stay quiet.

Well, considering that one of Denise's complaints was that Charlie has a thing for kiddie porn, maybe her sabotoging his kids clothing line launch was planned.

Related: Charlie Sheen: Not A Nice Guy

Chris Rock hired Pellicano to investigate Monika Zsibrita after she made a paternity claim against the him.

Matt Labov, Rock's spokesman, confirmed Monday that the comedian's representatives had hired Pellicano after Zsibrita alleged in 1999 that she was pregnant and carrying Rock's unborn child.

Two subsequent DNA tests indicated Rock was not the child's father, according to several sources familiar with the paternity claim, which Zsibrita ultimately pursued in court. Rock was separated from his wife when he met Zsibrita. The case was sealed by a private judge and is now concluded.

My question, is what's Rock doing screwing a white chick? Isn't that bad for his comedy cred?

Flikr photoset of the day: Beach.

This one is my favorite.

Ian McKellen - who plays Magneto in the X-Men movies, is a bit miffed that he didn't get any gay sex scenes with Professor X in the new movie.

It would be wonderful if the camera hovered over Magneto's bed, to discover him making love to Professor X.

Its been over a year since we mentioned the possibility of sex in a can - which turned out to be an experimental nasal spray that was meant to make women horny (somewhat like a female viagra).

Now there's a new story out about PT-141, a nasal spray manufactured in New Jersey that purports to do the same basic thing - only it works in men too.

...a dose of PT-141 results, in most cases, in a stirring in the loins in as little as 15 minutes. Women, according to one set of results, feel 'genital warmth, tingling and throbbing', not to mention 'a strong desire to have sex'.

Among men who have been tested with the drug more extensively, the data set is richer: 'With PT-141, you feel good,' reported anonymous patient 007: 'not only sexually aroused, you feel younger and more energetic.' According to another patient, 'It helped the libido. So you have the urge and the desire...' Tales of pharmaceutically induced sexual prowess among 58-year-olds are common enough in the age of the Little Blue Pill, but they don't typically involve quite so urgent a repertoire. Or, as patient 128 put it: 'My wife knows. She can tell the difference between Viagra and PT-141.'

Its not clear if PT-141 is the same stuff as was mentioned in the year-old article, or if its a different version on the same concept. The spray from last year was being developed in Australia rather than New Jersay - which makes me think its different.

I'm not usually one for strong looking girls, but some of the fitness girls at SheMuscle.com are actually cute and not scary. Over at the bodybuilding section, its a different story though.

I think we may have our first poker/porn scandal. It appears that David Williams (he finished 2nd to Greg Raymer in the 2004 WSOP) may be featured in a foot fetish video at a site called Janet-Exposed under the name Tony (David's middle name is Anthony). In the picture here, the left side is a screencap from the video and the right side is David's bio picture.

Screencaps from the video are available from the Janet-Exposed site. A portion of the actual video is up on PutFile right now.

Maybe its not him, but it sure looks and sounds like him. If its true, can you imagine the kind of smack talking he's going to have to deal with in poker tournaments from here on out?

Paris Hilton is going to be featured in mobil phone games targeted at teens. What a lovely role model for them.

The Smoking Gun has revealed Denise Richard's divorce petition against Charlie Sheen, and if the stuff in it is true, his career is over.

Richards's declaration, filed in support of her request for a restraining order against Sheen, contends that Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other." Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults." Richards added that she also discovered that Sheen "belonged to several sex search type sites" on which he "looked for women to have sex with." His online profile, Richards noted, included a photo of "his erect penis."

And this doesn't even cover the violence, gambling, prostitutes, and suggestion that Richards abort their first child. Oh, and then there's the part where Sheen wouldn't let the dogs piss in the yard anymore, became fascinated with Nicole Simpson autopsy photos, and was convinced that 911 was a government conspiracy. And the topper, it appears that Denise believes that Charlie may have had something to do with the death of Chloe Jones.

Taylor does anal (pictured) in the back yard from ADD.

Sara has a big ass, but its perfectly shaped from AM.

Marquetta makes the argument in favor of illegal immigration from DLM.

Blonde MILF auditions for a new husband from Diary of a MILF.

Redhead co-ed gets initiated at FTNAU.

Asian housewife shows off deep throat and anal skills.

Mexican farmers are protesting by standing naked on oil drums. This tactic works alot better when its good-looking young people taking off their clothes. Seeing middle-aged overweight farmers in the nude makes me root against them in their protest - and I don't even know what they are protesting.

Playboy magazine has sent some photographers to Baylor University in the hopes of finding hot chicks. In response, the University is warning students that they could be expelled if they pose for the mag - even if its not in the nude.

Playboy’s most recent Big 12 issue in 2002 resulted in the suspension of one woman who posed nude - though her picture did not appear in the print version of the issue - as well as a one-year suspension of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity. About 50 fraternity members were photographed, clothed, along with four bikini-clad women in a picture that ran in the issue.

She's not brand-new to the porn industry, but she is new to Digital Playground - Roxy DeVille.

You can see a listing of all her DVDs at either Empire or Action.

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Jack's POV is a new release from Digital Playground.

The DVD features Roxy DeVille, Lauren Phoenix, Lexie Marie and Hillary Scott (DVD covergirl).

After the jump are 3 preview pix from of the DVD (the last one is of Roxy DeVille), or check out the trailer.
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Vivid is going to start offering downloadable movies that can be burned to a DVD and watched on a TV.

...allow consumers to copy digital movies for backup use. Those copies will be software protected so they can not be burned onto DVD discs and replayed on DVD players.

Vivid's move to enable viewers to burn the films onto a DVD for about $19.95 apiece and then be able to watch them on the TV marks a first for Hollywood.

"With this, we're giving users the ability to download and burn a movie. And not just a movie, but all the things that come along with a standard DVD, like menus, graphics, art," said Bill Asher, co-chief executive officer and co-owner of Vivid.

Cheating In Vancouver is a new blog about a guy who cheats on his wife. So far, no stories of sex hook-ups, but lots of explaining of why he does it. Could get interesting.

Who wouldn't love a gimp doll.

I continue to be suprised by the popularity of 'mobile porn'. The screen sizes are just too small for it to interest me. But, according to Google-connected researchers, mobile users search for porn at twice the rate that non-mobile users do.

Less than 10 percent of all searches done on PCs these days are porn scavenger hunts, a number that is down 50 percent from 1997. As the Web has matured and more consumers have come online, porn's percentage of searches has consistently dropped. On mobile phones, though, users are still partying like it's 1997 - more than 20 percent of all mobile queries looked at in the study were for "adult" content.

The case for why porn needs to be part of sex ed. Their specific desire is to develop new classes that look at the impact on porn in society rather than integrating it into existing sexuality classes.

I suppose this is a fine idea, but the possibility of the class getting extremely political (depending on the professor).

AdultDVDEmpire is having a big sale on Zero Tolerance Comp DVDs for only $10.95.

All Star Anal
All Star Big Boobs
All Star Cream Pies

Wet t-shirt contest

Erica Star and again

Ocean girl, lesbians in the tub and random nudes around the apartment from First Nudes.

Ashley and Marilyn from Rookie Babe.

Blonde #1 and #2 from Earl Miller.

Lacie Heart and Leah Luv from New Sensations.

Olga and Natasha from MET Art.

Monique Alexander softcore and hardcore from Vivid.

1980's curly haired blonde from Hegre.

Briana Banks softcore and hardcore from Vivid.

Naomi bathing from Hegre.

Wendy Navro (pictured) and Claudia from NS Honeys.

The UK version of MAXIM is a much more interesting publication as evidenced in the picture below and here.

In the mail this week, new DVDs from Platinum X, Ninn Worx and Red Light District. Among others, here's what's new:





The upcoming DVDs page has also been updated.

Indonesia is asking Playboy to delay the release of its next issue because of all the violence and protests that have broken out there since they released their first issue (with no nudity). The control being exerted/granted to the violent fringe has got to cease. We simply cannot continue to allow violence, or the threat thereof, to censor what we say, draw and publish.

Comedy Central hasn't learned this yet. They are about to get more bad publicity in the next week than they've had in their entire existence after censoring South Park's attempt to show an image of Mohammad (the same episode had no problems showing Jesus defecating) due to being scared of violence from Muslims.

"In light of recent world events, we feel we made the right decision" - Comedy Central explaining why they won't show Mohammad

Lovely. So to get them to back down from criticizing your particular interest group (gays, mormons, communists, whatever), all you have to do is to convince Comedy Central that they might face violence if they cross you. What kind of behavior is that encouraging?

British researchers have developed a mathematical formula to determine just how great of an ass you have. The formula is (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V). Definitions of each variable are below:

First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:


* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
* C = circularity (rounder is better)
* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.

Related: Girl Fusion Ass category.

Kylie Minogue goes Sinead O'Connor. Its been so long that I didn't remember that she had breast cancer last year - maybe that explains the short 'do.

Well, if they were going to get all crazy about some cartoons, I suppose its to be expected that they'd go nuts over a Playboy Magazine. About 150 Muslims attacked the Playboy offices in Indonesia today and burned copies of the magazine in protest over the local edition (with no nudity) that Playboy released earlier this week.

The protesters smashed several windows and the door and gate at the magazine's offices in south Jakarta, witnesses said. Several were seen scuffling with police officers guarding the building.

Playboy's first local edition in a Muslim country went on sale Friday. It features no nudity, and its photos of women in undergarments are less risque than in other magazines already for sale in the country.

Less risque. So why the violence? Well, its an American publication, and we've pretty much established that the hard-line Islamists in the Middle East will use any excuse to attack American stuff.

The Federal Government is going thru alot of sex-related workplace problems right now. Between the Homeland Security guy in trouble for solicitation of a child, the US Mint in Denver paying an $8.8 million settlement for sexual harassment and a NASA guy caught with child porn on his computer, it kinda makes us long for the days when bribery and the occassional whacked-out postal worker was all we had to worry about.

Yahoo! has a slideshow of the Playboy magazine release in Indonesia. The version of the magazine released over there is nudity-free. So when they say that they 'read it for the articles', they will actually be telling the truth.

Friday happened to be National Cleavage Day, and I totally missed it. Pussy Galore didn't miss it though, they were posting stuff all week leading up to the big day.

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Worst idea so far in 2006: Baywatch: The Movie, starring Jessica Simpson. They better put her in a 2 piece, or that casting is a total waste.

Joanna Angel is now a sex columnist for SPIN magazine. Click the link to ask her dirty questions.

Action-DVD has given us another coupon code good for 10% of any purchase in April.

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We suggest you pick up Throated 4, Virtual Girl Sunny Leone or one of the pictured titles below or in the right hand sidebar:

Fatal Beauties is a brand new site that just launched on Friday. The girls featured on the site are alt-girls, similar to what you'd see at Suicide Girls. Below are a few free galleries from the site:

Maroon-haired asian chick
Tattoo filled blonde (pictured)
Short-haired brunette

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By now, everybody has seen the Britney Spears birth sculpture. You may not have seen it from this angle yet though.

Carmen Electra was on Jay Leno recently, and gave Rob Schneider quite a show.

Nikki Benz is promoting her first anal DVD - Test Drive (directed by Tera Patrick's husband, Spyder Jonez) by heading out for some stip club headlining. Here's her upcoming schedule:

Mario's 2
April 6-8
Webster, MA


Vixens
April 20-22
Bunker Hill, WV

Big nude photo of Nikki after the jump.
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Hey Bush-hating smut lovers* - get over yourselves. Enough with this Bush has ruined erotic films bit. I can't believe AVN would stoop so low as to run this article. How did Thomas J. Stanton manage to write that dreck without mispelling words as he laughed at its absurdity.

Sharon Stone still can't keep her mouth shut about Basic Instinct 2 tanking.

SHARON STONE is frustrated ... BASIC INSTINCT 2 was butchered by film censors, because her favourite sexy scenes were cut. "We shot this amazing menage a trois scene and the girl was beautiful - really hot. However the ratings board made us take it out. "I guess it was too hot for them."

Hay Sharon, ratings boards don't MAKE anybody take anything out of their films. Your studio execs decided to remove it to get an R rating rather than an NC-17. That is not censorship. That is not Bush's fault - he doesn't control the ratings board the MPAA and Theatre owners do - and its voluntary.

And seriously, does Sharon believe that this 3some scene was so awesome that its inclusion would have turned BI2 from a total dud into a megahit? Sharon, YOU are the reason that most folks in the USA think that Hollywood is disconnected from reality and does not share their values.

* I'm a Bush-loving smut lover.

Its nice to see that I'm not the only one upset/amused at the thought of Basic Instinct 2 tanking because "anything that is erotic has been banned".

The Rotton Tomatos rating is a whopping 6%. For comparison, Catwoman is sitting at 9% and Battlefield Earth is at 3%. Nice company for BI2.

My favorite headline so far has been Bush Ruins Sharon Stone's Career.

Must be something in that California water right now:
Mariah Carey flashes beaver while getting out of a car. Gotta love dress + no panties outfits.

Lindsay Lohan showed up at the Kids Choice awards in the dress + no panties outfit as well. She sprinted onto stage, causing her dress to bounce and her ass to hang out (bigger version here).

Fergie, from the Black Eyed Peas, isn't showing off her cooter, or her infamous crotch-sweat - but just look at this I-Dream-Of-Genie gone wrong hairdo. I'm gonna go rinse my eyes with Scope now.

Tease Me Then Please me #3 is a new release from Red Light District.

The DVD features Cassie Courtland (the covergirl), Marie Luv, Sierra Sinn and Tiffany Rayne

You can buy this DVD from either Action or Empire. Empire also VOD

After the jump are 4 preview pix from of the DVD of Cassie Courtland.
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Paul Verhoeven - director of the original Basic Instinct - is blaming the sequel's flop on Conservatives in government. His actual words were, "Anything that is erotic has been banned in the United States".

Um, right. I have 2 different theories on why this movie bombed.

1. Sharon Stone is old. No longer a hottie, she's a stroked-out old bitch who has done nothing but complain about how how middle aged women are treated in the US film industry for months. Most Americans don't want to hear a millionaire, who's making millions more on this film, complain about how she's being treated at work. They are paying you millions - deal with it.

2. Its a sequel. There probably aren't 10 sequels (ever) that have made more money than their original. Why should this film be any different.