Anna Benson has filed for divorce from her husband, Kris. Rumors are flying that he blamed his trade to the Orioles (from the Mets) on Anna's slutty persona.

This is interesting considering that Anna interviews Kris in the April 2006 issue of FMH and one of the questions she asks him is where they will be in X (25 I think) years. His answer is ... "divorced".

Related: Anna Benson's official site.

Here are some preview shots from Control 2 from Digital Playground.

The pic below is of Jenaveve Jolie (on the left) and Alektra Blue.

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New stuff from PBase:

Figure Study
Candace (redhead with a guy)
AKT various (lots of breasts and butts)
My Models (Barbie doll)

TheStar.com has put together its list of the 10 sexiest female TV characters.

10. Sun Kwon (Yunjin Kim) - Lost
9. Samantha "Sam" Jane (Vanessa Marcil) - Las Vegas
8. Cheryl David (Cheryl Hines) - Curb Your Enthusiasm
7. Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) - Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
6. Catherine Willows (Marg Helgenberger) - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
5. Andrea Moreno (Aisha Tyler) - Ghost Whisperer
4. Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) - The O.C.
3. Audrey Raines (Kim Raver) - 24
2. Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria) - Desperate Housewives
1. Pam Beesley (Jenna Fischer) - The Office

Porcelain is the latest release from Digital Playground.

The DVD features Jana Cova, Nikki Hilton and Celeste Star (you may remember drooling over her in our preview of Way of the Dragon)

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With Kris Benson out of New York (and his wife Anna Benson gone with him), there was a sexual hole that needed to be filled - and in steps Johnny Damon. Johnny dropped the tidbit that his wife (Michelle Mangan) wants him to put a sex swing in their new house [via Deadspin]. Damon had this to say about his wife:

"She's awesome," says Damon. "You meet a lot of women who are beautiful, but not a lot of women who are beautiful and cool. She's like a five-tool player."

5 tool? Does that mean she's a 3-input-girl?

Big photo of Michelle Mangan after the jump.
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The ultimate prom vehicle.

In one of the more unexpected stories about prostitues I've ever read, Germany has a program to re-train prostitues to be elderly care workers. It would be an understatement to say that this represents perhaps the weirdest career path of all time. But I particularly like the reason that they think it will work:

...prostitutes have "good people skills," aren't easily disgusted and have "zero fear of contact."

[via Daze]

Helena Karel and Vika from Hegre.

Courtney hardcore from American Day Dreams.

Adelina Gargul, Vika Tsumibito and Anna Ingret from Met Art.

Monkia Vesela and Zafira from Watch 4 Beauty.

Allie Ray hardcore POV.

The idea of spray on clothing from Fabrican Ltd is very cool, but I'm struggling to figure out exactly who is going to buy this stuff - other than maybe the Duck Tape Prom Dress crowd looking for something new. The resulting clothing tends to be very thin, but you can apparently just apply more to thicken it up.

It works by spraying the chemical in the can directly onto your skin to produce a 'cloud' of non-woven cloth. So basically, its like spraying silly string onto yourself and calling it clothes. One positive, we'll get to see lots of nipples poking thru this stuff.

Ooh, too bad valentines day has passed, these Erection Collection Weenies Bears would make great presents.

Each one of the different little animals also comes with his own tasteless poem., below is the turtle's, but Rover the Dog's is best.

I'm Slowpoke the Turtle
I may not win the race
'Cause with my big pickle
Slow and easy's the pace

Grabbing non-hardcore screenshots from Michael Ninn's Neo Pornographia 4 was maybe the most difficult thing I've encountered. This film is shot with such odd camera angles and with such hardcore content that I had to work for everything I got here.

3 more pix after the jump.

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A former school teacher in the UK is suing the school for over $1 million dollars in a sex discrimination case because she was made to sit on a chair that made farting noises when she moved.

Don't know if this is legit, or somebody's quick rendering - but here is what Paris & Nicky Hilton look like as cartoons (see story here).

The porn war in Indonesia continues to heat up. The new proposed anti-porn regulations are apparently so vage that they don't distinguish between pornography, obscenity and eroticism - to the point that even kissing your spouse in public is illegal.

The bill states not only that anyone engaging in obscene public acts such as spouses kissing, women showing their navels and people sunbathing could be arrested, but it also says that anyone has the right to detain the offenders.

Some traditional dancing, such as the hip-gyrating that often accompanies the folk-pop dangdut music and is hugely popular with the lower classes, would also be branded as pornographic, as would visual art and performances depicting people not fully clothed and some local costumes, from Javanese outfits where women bare their shoulders to those of Papuans who wear nothing but a penis sheath.

Previously: Playboy coming to Indonesia

Didn't Paris Hilton get a trademark on 'Thats Hot', or at least attempt to do so? (yes she did) I wonder then, how she's going to react to the release of a porn DVD titled Thats Hot from Sex Z Pictures. Also interesting that the DVD includes a scene with Nadia Hilton.

The liberal politicians in Australia want to have internet porn blocked by default at the ISP level, forcing those that want an unfiltered web to 'opt-in'.

"The reality is ... only about a third of the parents put some sort of blocker in relation to the sites on their home computers, it's too hard for most of them but if you did it at the level of the provider, probably very few people would opt in."

The # opting-in would probably depend heavily on how easy it is to opt-in, and what kind of database their name goes into when they do it. I know Australia doesn't have the same freedoms of speech that the US has, but this is just outrageous.

Newest erotic photos from pBase:

Iona Lynn
Akt
Tavia (cute blonde)
I Spy (like looking thru the digital camera of a pervert)

Paris Hilton is in talks to have a cartoon series made out of her life. Whats the chances that the first episode features something like the Team America puppet sex scene?

I also can't wait for the episode where Paris tells her boyfriend to speak English or die and then dumps him when he explains that English isn't his native language.

Adult DVD Empire is in the middle of Gonzo Mania - a Buy 1 Get 1 free sale that includes a bunch of good titles including all the Jack's Playground titles from Digital Playground.

Loads of other titles from Anabolic, Diabolic, Red Light, Zero Tolerance, Seymore Butts, Elegant Angel, Platinum X, 3rd Degree.

Here are 4 screenshots from Michael Ninn's Exposed: Brittney Skye. The first one below is of Terri Summers.

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The 2007 Serial Killers Calendar. [via Dogmatic]

Me and the Mrs. went to see V for Vendetta last night, and it lived up to every bit of hype I've bought into about it over the past year or so. The story is very much styled after the generalities of George Orwell's 1984 (in fact, the High Chancellor in Vendetta is John Hurt, the same guy who played main character Winston Smith in 1984).

There was a suprising lack of action in this movie (for an action film), but the story itself was compelling enough that it wasn't really missed. This will be a must-own DVD for me, I'd give it a 9/10 stars.

More idiocy in the federal government, this time from Sens. Max Baucus (D-Mont.) and Mark Pryor (D-Ark.) - notice they are Dems, don't delude yourself into think the Republicans are the party of puritanicals, this kind of shit knows no party boundries - have indroduced the Cyber Safety for Kids Act of 2006. This act would force sites with 'matieral that is harmful to minors' into their own top-level-domain, likely the oft-mentioned .XXX domain.

"The term 'material that is harmful to minors' means any communication, picture, image, graphic image file, article, recording, writing, or other matter of any kind that is obscene or that a reasonable person would find…with respect to minors, is designed to appeal to, or is designed to pander to, the prurient interest; depicts, describes, or represents, in a patently offensive manner with respect to minors, an actual or simulated sexual act or sexual contact, an actual or simulated normal or perverted sexual act, or a lewd exhibition of the genitals or post-pubescent female breast; and taking the material as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors."

Whether this ultimately fails or not, they'll keep trying.

A handy PDF 2257 handbook (scroll down). At 119 pages, this might be longer than the actual regulations, but is really a must read for anybody dealing in adult images in the US. It just isn't worth it to be ignorant of some arcane rule and end up going to jail for it.

Tila Tequila is on the cover of Stuff Magazine this month.

She's got a nice body, but I think I'd need to drink alot of Tequila to make Tila's face cute.

Kate Moss has apparently bought a 24-karat gold plated vibrator for $350.

Eros Ezine has an interview with Rachel Kramer Bussel - editor of the previously mentioned Naughty Spanking Stories.

Rachel is also a senior editor for Penthouse.

Action-DVD is having a huge sale on porn DVDs right now. Almost everything from Zero Tolerance is 60% off, including:


Also, nearly all the titles from Smash Pictures are 60% off, including:


We also have a new coupon code good for 10% off all purchases (excluding sale items) thru the end of March: PA16175durir.

Related: Action DVD bestsellers.

This ring may look like something that you could buy for a quarter out of a little gumball vending machine, but it isn't. This thing is a weapon.

Its actually a Pepper Spray Stunning Ring that can be used to fend off attackers. Its made to be worn on the index finger and there is a button on the side that you can depress with your thumb to shoot the pepper spray.

Having pepper spray so handy would be OK as long as it was very difficult to accidentally spray it by bumping your hand into something.

Oh, the stuff politicians worry about:

The mayor of a New Zealand town wants a nude cycling race to be called off because the participants won't be wearing helmets.

The mayor would like to just be able to cancel the whole event, but his legal people have told him that he can't. So he'll try the next best thing - harassing the participants with a silly law.

Tory Lane anal POV from POV Fantasy.

Mari Possa lesbian set from Earl Miller.

Riley Mason hardcore via New Sensations.

Jaraslova via Pure Beauty.

College co-ed 3 some via Bookworm Bitches.

Anne Marie via Global Pornstars.

Leave it to Jason Whitlock to breakout the porn references when talking about Vince Young's chances as a quarterback in the NFL.

Playing quarterback in the NFL is the equivalent of getting in the sack with Jenna Jameson. Oh, everybody wants to do it, but it can be an incredibly humbling and "short" experience.

David Hasselhoff is being accused of domestic violence by his wife (whom he's filed for divorce against).

Aussie model Annalise Braakensiek has posed nude for a new PETA ad aimed at saving sheep.

PETA may be a bunch of wackos, but they are smart enough to know that putting hot naked chicks in their ads will get them attention.

My first nomination for porn DVD cover of the year goes to To Die For from Vivid. With the film being directed by Paul Thomas, you can probably expect it to be a cut above most DVDs out there.

My favorite cover from last year was for Ass Fukt.

The DVD is currently available as a pre-order from both Action and Empire.

Oh no. Paris Hilton has a CD being released in June. Yikes.

Paris Hilton was banned from the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party because she isn't 'A-list' material. That'd be a decent argument except for the reports that they let Nicole Richie in. Maybe there's a weight limit and they only had room for 58 more pounds.

A deputy fire chief is in trouble after getting caught trying to fuck his neighbor's sheep.

Is there a connection between sexual repression and violence?

Lesbian wins homecoming king at Hood College in Maryland.

2006 Sports Illustrated swimsuit photos.

Amateur 2006 Mardi Gras photos.

So, I sure you've all been wondering why it is that humans have sex instead of, say, just having the females be able to clone themselves with snot or something. Yeah, well me neither. But leave it up to scientists to take something as fun as sex and make it boring.

The new work could help test a hypothesis first proposed nearly 20 years ago, stating that sex evolved as a way to purge harmful mutations from a population. According to this view, the random shuffling of genes through sex will sometimes have the effect of concentrating many harmful mutations into single individuals.

These individuals will be less healthy than their peers, and therefore more likely to be weeded out by natural selection, the thinking goes.

A hockey team in Duluth, Georgia, handed out Runaway Bride bobblehead dolls to the 1st 1,000 people to show up. The eyes needed to be much bigger.

I'd be suprised if they don't get sued.

Back in January we mentioned that a state representative in Utah wanted to classify video game violence as porn as part of an effort to criminalize the showing of 'inappropriate violence' to minors. The actual proposed legislation is here.

The bad news is that the bill actually passed the House of Representatives by a vote of 56-8. The good news is that the bill won't become law, for now, because the Utah Senate never acted on it.

More: Download the Utah House floor debate of the bill.

I'm not particularly sure what the In Pact is supposed to simulate - anal sex with somebody with hemorrhoids perhaps? Its billed as a "replica vagina with massaging beads on the inside for extra pleasure" and comes with its own special lube. But it sure looks like a diseased ass to me.

Pornography is under fire in the Phillipines, pretty much like it is here in the US. I'm getting tired of the same old argument that we need to ban porn because some people might get addicted to it and make bad decisions. Is there any thing out there that that description doesn't work for? Alcohol - yes. Cigarettes - yes. Fast cars - yes.

Plus, you'd think that the porn opponents would be tired of losing this argument over and over, and would spend a little time coming up with a new one.

It just keeps getting worse for the new Bond film. First, they decide not to have Quentin Tarantino make the film, they they pick an ugly relative-unknown in Daniel Craig to play 007. Then he says he doesn't like guns and has to be taught how to properly hold and fake shoot one, then gets his teeth smashed out on the first day of filming. And he couldn't drive the stick-shift Aston Martin vehicle either. And now, he's going to try and make up for it by going a nude scene in the film.

Um, wouldn't it be better if the some of the Bond Girls did the nude scene? Just a suggestion.

Memphis Monroe (pictured) from Jizz Bomb.

Roxxxy Rush anal series.

Monica Mayhem with vampire teeth.

Rachel Elizabeth and Christine Vinson from All Pro Models.

Stacy Keibler from Stuff Magazine.

There is something very wrong about the idea of a Baby Jesus Butt Plug. More discussion over at Pandagon.net.

Jessica Alba is threatening to sue Playboy magazine for using her picture on the cover even though she doesn't appear inside. Cheesy tactic by Playboy, they deserve to get sued.

Not sure why the subject even came up, but Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko has permission from his wife to fuck 1 NBA groupie per year if he wants to.

""What's forbidden is always desirable. And athletes, particularly men, are susceptible to all the things they are offered," Lopatova said before the Jazz's loss to Charlotte on Wednesday. "It's the same way raising children - If I tell my child, 'No pizza, no pizza, no pizza,' what does he want more than anything? Pizza. "So this is the arrangement that Andrei and I have," she said, adding, in the spirit of openness, that she does not have a reciprocal agreement with her husband. "If I know about it, it's not cheating."

Andrei's wife is former Russian pop star Masha Lopatova.

Lindsay Lohan's boob fell out of her dress. Pretty nice, but tiny nipples. The linked article has the full sized picture.

A firefighter who had gender re-assignment to change from a man to a woman is complaining that she's being treated unfairly now that he's a she. I think its because she looks like Andy Dick in drag.

It always amazes me that people who have gender re-assignment surgery are shocked, *shocked*, that they are treated differently after the change. Is it really so suprising that society treats people playing dress-up differently? Especially when its bad dress-up, like in this case?

I think if people who changed genders were able to actually look convincingly like their new gender after surgery, they'd get treated alot better. And yes, I know its more serious than dress-up, but we can't see your penis or vagina when you are walking down the street - all we see is a homely woman walking toward us, who on closer inspection is pretty obviously not a woman.