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Just another by-product of relationships gone wrong - whomever has the naked digital pictures will sell them on eBay. Hey, their pain is our gain.

The girl is cute, though I'd like to see more than 2 thumbnails before making the decision to purchase or not.

Some very cool nude photography from Olivier Spillebout (scroll down to the "Nu" section). I also really like the way the individual model set pages are designed.

These Silicone Cock Ties from Doc Johnson are probably the most the most versitile cock ring style device that you could ever have.

Without going thru the trial and error process of getting a high quality cock ring to fit properly, most folks just end up buying some kind of 3 pack in various sizes. The trouble with them is that the largest of the 3 is only useful if you have the girth of a Pepsi can, and the smallest looks like its gonna hurt once you get an erection - so you are left with only the middle size - and maybe it fits good, probably it doesn't.

Thats where these adjustable cock ties come in to fix the problem. You only have 1 device to hide in the sex toy drawer rather then 3 and you can get the exact fit that you want. And in the off-chance that something goes wrong and your cock ring starts hurting you and you have trouble getting it off - well good luck with a traditional cock ring, but with the ties, you just have to pull on the bead to loosen the fit. The package actually comes with 2 different ties - one thats just for the penis and another that has 2 adjustable sections in it - one for the penis and one for the testicles.

One thing I was afraid of with these ties was that I thought I'd get pinched when tightening up the bead to the desired size after slipping it on. But it didn't happen. After safely getting it on the first time, I actually tried to see if it would pinch if I was more careless or rough in the tightening up process, but it always cinched down smoothly with no pinching.

The other possible problem - does the loose ends of the silicone tie poke you or your girl - turned out to be a non-issue as well. The silicone is so soft and rounded on the end that it doesn't poke or scratch. In fact, neither I or the Mrs. ever feel the loose ends during 'testing'.

Overall, a highly recommended device and a great alternative to a more traditional cock ring - particularly if you have problems with a comfortable fit with other rings.

The Doc Johnson Silicone Cock Ties are available in purple, black, or pink and you can buy them for $9.95 from Adult DVD Empire.

Previous: Doc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit review.

Not suprisingly, Kid Rock has sued Red Light District over the sex tape they were planning on distributing featuring him, Scott Stapp, and some groupies. Late last week, a judge went ahead and issued a temporary restrainging order against Red Light that keeps them from distributing the tape until they can have a hearing on the issue.

The new cover of Vanity Fair, the one with the nude Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson has gotten people talking about why there are no nude males on magazine covers. And adding to the issue is the fact that Rachel McAdams (of Wedding Crashers fame) was supposed to be on the cover with Keira and Scarlett but decided she didn't like the nudity - so they replaced her with the clothed guy.

Writing in Salon.com, Rebecca Traister called the cover an "over-the-top orgy of self-love, misogyny and idiocy" by Ford. Of McAdams, who also starred in "Red Eye" and "The Family Stone" in 2005, she wrote: "There you have it, ladies, straight from Vanity Fair. We don't care if you star in three successful movies in one year; if you won't get naked for a 'threesome,' you can forget your spot in our pages!"

The O'Donohue twins from American Idol have posed for MAXIM. Nothing annoys me more than twins that always appear together. Get your own life.

UPDATE: The pictures were apparently taken 2 years ago.

There's news of yet another Paris Hilton sex tape, this time with Playboy gal Nicole Lenz. This is such an undramatic moment in sex tape history that it almost isn't even newsworthy

The existence of this tape was rumored on this website back in 2003. Of course, with Paris its a pretty safe bet to just circulate rumors of a Paris + Whomever sex tape - chances are that its likely true.

ESPN is running a poll to determine the hottest female athlete. Of the group they have listed, I think Maria Sharapova and Tanith Belbin are the cutest - but where are all the beach volleyball girls?

A handful of new posters for the upcoming film A Scanner Darkly have been released along with a trailer. If you haven't seen anything about this film, you've got to check out the trailer - it looks different than anything I've ever seen.

Below are the character posters for the film, after the jump is a large version of the primary theatrical poster.


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Put up a new DVD review for Spank Me I'm A Bad Girl from Colossal Entertainment.

Loads of free galleries over at Girl Fusion. Just keep scrolling.

A girl was asked to remove her 'Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian' t-shirt for picture day. Like usual, the heavy-handedness of the school backfired.

Golden Fiddle has pictures of both the new Lara Croft - Karima Adebibe, and the new Bond girl - Eva Green.

Karima at least resembles Angelina Jolie, but poor Eva Green isn't very good looking. Reminds me of a pre-historic Jennifer Gardner.

Ninn Worx has released their newest DVD, Neo Pornographia 4. If you haven't ever seen a Ninn film, you've got to pick one up. Its an entirely different experience than the average porn film.

Evan Seinfeld writes in Stuff Magazine about what its like being married to a porn star (Tera Patrick). Doesn't sound much different from most people's lives. Except that whole naked on film thing.

So she wants me to lose weight, and it's a sore spot. To be naked is one thing. To be naked on film forever - overweight and humping - is something else altogether.

Tera Patrick DVDs: Desperate, Reign of Tera.

Red Light District has obtained a Kid Rock sex tape (featuring Scott Stapp of Creed). More info at AVN.

Tom Cruise is all pissed off that a writer has hired a porn star to investigate him for an upcoming biography.

The Chicago Tribune has an article up on the porn industry's plans for wireless phones. What strikes me about this article is how positive the adult industry is portrayed - particularly their quick adaptation to new technologies. And there isn't a negative angle in the whole story. The closest it comes is the quote in the closing paragraph from the Family Research Council saying they are keeping an eye on things.

A lady is pissed (and probably on the verge of filing a lawsuit) after sitting down at her computer to show off baby shower pictures on a photo CD from Wal-Mart. She fired up the CD, and the first picture was a naked chick spread eagle - and it wasn't mother in the delivery room. In fact, the whole CD was filled with porn photos that apparently got mixed up with her order.

What I find most amazing is that there is somebody out there taking nude pictures - and getting them developed at Wal-Mart. Try a digital camera.

There seems to be more and more of these porn-horror DVDs being made recently - this one is called Grub Girl and its based on the Verotik comics and has a soundtrack from Glenn Danzig. The plot is basically that Brittney Skye plays a zombie hooker.

The trailer from NorthStar Associates gives a pretty good look at the film, with lots of blood and hard fucking. Looks interesting.

Buy it from: Empire or Action.

The Olympics is back, but this time its the sucky winter version - where the sports are better but the women are all covered up. They need to add women's snow volleball as an official sport, that way scenes like this and these would have erect nipples to stare at in addition to the asses.

Madonna tries to get a better look at her clit.

I noticed a couple of interesting new books over at Amazon today:

First Hand: An Erotic Guide to Fisting. The only review at Amazon is from the author, but this might be worth picking up just for the cover.

And then there is this one:

Sex & Death In Television Town - A band of hermaphrodite gunslingers fight for their lives in a desert infested with crispy black demons. Along with a motley collection of survivors (including a sex-crazed female samurai modified to resemble a bipedal stegosaurus) they take refuge in the only safe haven left: Telos . . . a strange town near the end of the world, where the citizens have televisions instead of heads.

Looking at these sexual statistics will keep you busy for 5-10 mintues.

Average Ejaculatory Speed - 28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak.

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New cherry-flavored soda claims to be aphrodisiac. Its called Turn On and is made with guarana, ginseng and caffeine and has been 'banned' in France & Denmark (perhaps for false advertising, but there are no details in the story). Foodblogging has actually done a review of this drink - they say it tastes like sparkling Red Bull (apparently not a good thing), and it didn't work.

More: Turn On - a love drink official site.

Britney Spears is pregnant again? [via BadAssMofo] This is either not true at all, or proof of Britney's sub-standard IQ. And she's already such a great mom...

Lauren Pope photos from Zoo Magazine.

Need a Valentine's Day resturaunt suggestion?

Advice on how to get a killer lapdance.

I'm having a hard time believing that surgical castration is seriously being discussed for sex criminals.

Under a law approved in 1999, criminals convicted of certain sex crimes in Virginia can be held in treatment facilities, even after they have completed their prison sentences, if a judge determines that they remain a threat to the community.

Under Hanger's bill, such offenders could choose a surgical procedure known as orchiectomy, in which the testicles are removed, in exchange for their freedom after serving their prison sentences.

I know they are giving the inmates a choice in the matter, but it seems to me that a choice between having your testicles removed or remaining in prison for decades after you've served your court-imposed sentence is bordering on the 'cruel and unusual'.

I love it when my wife send me links to things, especially when its Pierced Attachable Nipples .

Thailand is stepping up their war on internet porn by adding hundreds of government employees whose job will be to scour the internet searching for materials that violate Thai laws.

They are also going to add surveillance to post office boxes in Thailand to make sure that nobody is receiving porographic magazines or DVDs thru the postal service. They also launched a radio show where citizens can call in and rat out porn websites.

Related: Babes In Thailand 2, Girls of Thailand, Clash of the Teen Thais

The foot fetish is probably the 2nd thing non-fetish people think of when someone mentions fetish to them (bondage being 1st). Here are a couple of new foot fetish sites, and if they don't do it for you, there's always the Foot Fetish Directory for lots more.

ExtremeFootJobs.com - If you like a dick to go along with the feet: massage | couch.

BallKick.com. Not my kinda kink, but here are a couple of galleries: ouch | damn.

FootWorld.com. A more mainstream kink. I don't mind looking at feet like in this first gallery, but it doesn't do much for me. The 2nd gallery linked here though, well, thats more like it: asian feet | red head, white feet.

The new round of Wicked Weasel bikini competition photos is up. Tatyana's bikini is is small that it doesn't cover any of her pubic hair.

So far this year, my favorite set is Kristijana, thought I give major slut points to Amelia for having 10 of her 14 photos be ass shots. She's playing to win.

FHM 2006 Calendar via Gorilla Mask.

The girl who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House is a recovering meth addict.

Vida Guerra photos at FHM.

Hollywood Tuna has a bunch of pix of the 2006 Lingerie Bowl practice.

For your next long road trip, the Auto-Suck (travel size).

New pack of DVDs from Platinum X showed up in the mail today. Kelly Kline looked so hot on the cover of On Your Knees Bitch that I went ahead and reviewed the whole DVD.

Here's everything that showed up today: