Simply put, the generation of young people who were watching Tom Brokow and Peter Jennings during the dinner hour entone the explicit details of Clinton's immorality and subsequent obfuscated confession, adopted his carnal values and definitions as their own. It really doesn't require a lot to convince a teen that anything resembling or leading to sex is acceptable on a good day, but when you hear about the President of the United States playing doctor with a young intern in the Oval Office of the World's greatest nation, well -- I'm mean -- isn't a he a role model?

It's probably the one period of history most 13-18 year olds can recall in perfect detail without so much as the need for a quick reference to a messy spiral-bound notebook. Thanks to President Clinton and his intern-cum-hussy Monica Lewinsky, traditional definitions and standards among teenagers regarding sex have been completely obliterated.