The allegations stem from an episode of reality show The Simple Life: Interns, when Hilton reportedly offered teens marijuana and bourbon to "loosen them up" for a taped segment. One of the teens involved has told police, "She loaded myself and two other underage kids on shots of Jack Daniels to loosen us up for the show."

The Position: Up and Over
Difficulty Level: 8.5
The Move: This one starts out simply enough, with your garden-variety doggie style, but quickly descends into a nightmare as you get into it, planting your legs on either side of her and essentially crouching over top while still pounding away like a carpenter.

Say the Judges: "Two words: leg cramp," says Mike. "I couldn't figure out where to put my hands so I kept trying to plant them on her back to keep my balance. That was uncomfortable for her because I was leaning all my weight into her shoulder blades. We did it once, we never did it again."

"I'm tired of this rumor. It's something that's followed me forever," the supermodel said Tuesday on "The Tyra Banks Show."

After Banks asked the men in the audience to leave, Dr. Garth Fisher from ABC's "Extreme Makeover" performed a touch test and then the sonogram. He concluded: "Tyra Banks has natural breasts; there are no implants."

8. "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"

7. "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

6. "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

For people who yearn to be recognised, but have no specific talent, the sex industry holds out the olive branch of fame.

Simply put, the generation of young people who were watching Tom Brokow and Peter Jennings during the dinner hour entone the explicit details of Clinton's immorality and subsequent obfuscated confession, adopted his carnal values and definitions as their own. It really doesn't require a lot to convince a teen that anything resembling or leading to sex is acceptable on a good day, but when you hear about the President of the United States playing doctor with a young intern in the Oval Office of the World's greatest nation, well -- I'm mean -- isn't a he a role model?

It's probably the one period of history most 13-18 year olds can recall in perfect detail without so much as the need for a quick reference to a messy spiral-bound notebook. Thanks to President Clinton and his intern-cum-hussy Monica Lewinsky, traditional definitions and standards among teenagers regarding sex have been completely obliterated.

Also from Colossal, Navy Girls Love Semen. 4 preview pix of this DVD after the jump (click the PERMALINK text)

Buy Navy Girls Love Semen from: Empire (its on sale) or Gamelink.

In the mail from Colossal, I received their new DVD Fuckeroos. Gotta love the fun titles.

The DVD features Michelle B, Tyla Wynn, Tiffany, Kinzie & Cherokee. The pix after the jump are of (in order) Cherokee, Tiffany, and Michelle B. Click the PERMALINK text to see the pix.

Buy Fuckeroos from: Empire or Gamelink. Or, download the VOD.

Team Red Light District, Red Light District Film, and Platinum X are proud to announce it is teaming up with Johnny Barraco and The Forbidden City in Hollywood, this Saturday night, 9/10/05 as a fundraiser, proceeds will be donated to The Red Cross' "Hurricane Katrina Relief Fund". The Fund link may also be found on our websites; www.clubredlight.com and www.clubplatinumx.com.

The party is being built around Red Light District Film, Inc. first full length feature film, DARKSIDE, and many of that movie will be included in the donation processes.

RLD, RLD Film, Platinum X and all directors within each of these companies are donating 600 DVD's which will be available to those attending the party for their donations, all the proceeds will be donated 100%. The Forbidden City will donate 100% of it's door revenue. These total amounts of donations will then be matched by both David Joseph, owner of RLD, RLD Film, and Platinum X, and by The Forbidden City.

Arch your back: you want him to look down and see hair, ass, feet.

Spit or swallow: Are you fucking kidding? You spend fifteen minutes to an hour begging for a mouthful of spunk and you spit it out?

A pro-choice crafting group using their skillz for good.

The Yusufali-A Trojan horse monitors the websites Windows users are visiting by examining the title bar of the active window. If the Trojan finds a word it doesn't like, such as "teen", "xx", "sex" or "penis", it minimises the window so the user cannot see its content and displays a message from the Koran instead.