I haven't watched a single episode of Kill Reality on E!, but after reading this, I'm gonna start.

"The whole cast was drunk or wasted throughout the taping, and everyone was having sex with everyone else," says the insider. "Not only were there orgies, but at one point someone relieved himself on Trishelle [Canatella, of Real World: Las Vegas and Playboy fame] in full view of the cameras—and, from what I saw, she loved it." In another booze-fueled bacchanal, we hear Tonya Cooley, the lusty blonde of Real World: Chicago fame, begged co-stars to do lines off her genitals "because it turns her on."

Kelle Marie stripping

Mrs. Storm, MILF.

Claudia Rossi w/ anal beads.

Vanessa, now thats a nice butt.

Valerie from Rookie Babe.

Yanna from Hegre.

Jesse Jane has been named the host of the 2006 AVN Awards in Vegas. I'm planning on being there this year.

Szandora
Scar 13
Tophap tattooed chick
Miss Bunny

A Missouri law that had banned semi-nude lapdances was ruled unconstitutional by a judge on Friday. Nice to see some good news every once and a while.

"The state may not limit persons of majority age from engaging in lawful expressive conduct protected by the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution without a substantial and direct connection to adverse secondary effects, a showing that has not been made," Callahan said in the declaratory judgment.

Under the law, signed in July by Gov. Matt Blunt, seminude lap dances would have been banned and dancers would have had to stay at least 10 feet from each other. Customers would have faced misdemeanor charges for tucking money into a dancers' G-strings, and the minimum age for dancers and customers would have risen from 19 to 21.

A man who was raped by 3 women is so traumatized that he won't speak. I think he won't talk because he's trying to burn the image of getting it on w/ 3 different chicks in a row into his brain before allowing any new thoughts to creep in.

Hurricane porn? I guess thats a fair description of what we all saw on TV today. I was actually suprised the damage wasn't worse, though I suspect we'll see more with TV crews able to get in helicopters more easily over the next couple of days.

From the Doc Johnson press release:

Shaped like the animals they are named after, the Mini Mini Rabbit and the Mini Mini Mouse are both approximately two inches from head to tail and approximately one-inch wide. The rubber animal casing contains a remarkably powerful micro-bullet that is operated by a multi-speed controller.

Its not often that a press release for a new product will understate a products capabilities, but I think "remarkably powerful micro-bullet" doesn't do the Mini Mini Rabbit/Mouse justice. I'm not sure whether its the small size compared to other bullets, or the rubber material (as opposed to the hard plastic most bullets are made of), but the Mini Mini Rabbit has some serious vibration going on. With a turn-knob speed setting that goes from fast to insanely fast (there is no slow throbbing setting), this little toy will definately get things heated up in a hurry.

This little gadget comes in two different varieties - a rabbit (pink or white) and a mouse (purple or blue). The control mechanism takes 2 AA batteries and is about the size of an iPod Shuffle

This is a great starter product for the sex toy beginner. Its cute rather than odd looking, and is small enough to not intimidate even the most timid of folks. Of course, once turned on, cute is the last word you'd use to describe the Mini Mini - despite its appearance and small stature, its a serious clit toy.

Available for purchase from: Amazon.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for their next big budget film, Pirates.

This is a very clever use of a press release.

Kong and Kong Black Voodoo male enhancement tablets and capsules denies rumours that Paris Hilton, Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, 50 cent or Eminem are sponsoring Kong at this time.

By doing that, they ensure that everybody with any of those names doing a Google News search (or who has an Alert set) will get this as a result.

Would you believe the images below are ads for toilet paper. French toilet paper, no less. They even make black toilet paper.

The poster on the left for Saw 2 was the original version - but it got smacked down by the MPAA for being too graphic. The poster on the right is the modified version - I actually like it better.

Ms Monroe does anal and Ms Valley has horrendously large breasts.

Action-DVD is having a big weekend porn sale. Everything from DVDs to Sex Toys are going cheap until August 30th.

Rebels/Terrorists from the National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT) in northeast India are making porn films to finance their activities. In some cases, they are forcing women and men from captured villages to be unwilling participants. Here's what one of the guys responsible for turning the raw footage into edited and packaged DVDs had to say.

"We get a lot more money , much above our normal rates, to process these films and deliver a sleek final product.

"We know the insurgents are behind these films. When we process their raw stock, we can see boys standing around with automatic rifles and revolvers pulling in girls but we are supposed to cut all that out and just concentrate on the sex," the owner said.

"It is very good money and we don't think it is right to question the insurgents anyway," he said.

Not right to question the 'insurgents'. How very noble.

RELATED: Nazi's use porn to fund WW2

Playboy is going to release a digital version of its magazine online. And even though this sounds just like what their website currently has, but its not.

The digital version will be an exact reproduction of the print magazine, I imagine much in the same style of Senze Magazine

RELATED: Playboy Women of Wal-Mart, Playboy Women of Wal-Mart

Using sex to sell socks.

Johnny Depp is joking about making a porn film with Tim Burton.

"I don't want to be typecast as an eccentric. Maybe I should do something totally different and film a cracking porn film with Tim."

He's going to be so disappointed that Edward Penishands has already been made.

Fat boy and uber-sweaty chef, Mario Batali doesn't bring to mind images of orgies to me, but four of his restruant workers got all hot and had an orgy on the bar at Bistro Du Vent after the restruant had closed. The whole thing was caught on the security camera's, and after much of the staff watched the video the next day, the 4 participants were all fired.

The Dodge Tomahawk concept motorcycle. This thing is 2+ years old, and it still looks wicked.

If all I showed you was this picture, you'd probably never figure out that this is a My Sweet Pee kit to allow girls to pee while standing up. The girls actually pee onto the pink thing while standing and it then runs down the fold and into the toilet. Clever.

Of course, if your girl has mad skillz like Mrs. FlauntingIt, she could just literally hover over public toilets without ever actually touching them.

Howard Stern is apparently under FCC scrutiny again for a bit in which porn stars competed in a contest called 'The Stupid Bowl' that included strap-on dildos and four-inch sausages.

Nothing like kicking a guy who's already on his way out the door (to satellite radio).

Uh-oh, is Anna Nicole Smith gaining her fat back? She sure looks like she's gained a bit of weight in these photos, though she still has quite a bit to go before she's Orca-sized again. Plus she's turning into a bronze statue.

A blog that keeps track of the progress of an erotic painting. [via Boing Boing]

Some clarifications to the 2257 regs that are great news, if true.

Is Britney married to 2 guys right now? Whoops.

Enter coupon code 738849 to save $3 on your next ADULT order of $25 or more at DVD Empire. Offer Expires 08-25-05.

I suggest you pick up Posh Kitten, the latest Jesse Jane DVD.

Related: Official Jesse Jane website.

DVDTalk.com is giving away the Suicide Girls: The First Tour DVD. If you don't win, you can always buy it

Digital Playground has posted the trailer for Jack's Playground 25, which features Tera Patrick and Nikki Benz.

The DVD is available for purchase from Action.

Its good to see that Guy Ritchie is back to making films about criminals (Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels) with Revolver. I'm also heartened by the fact that the poster has exposed breasts on it.

Nicole Richie nip slip. (its pic #5)

British soldiers are being outfitted with germ-fighting underwear and boots with soles designed to withstand temperatures of up to 572 degrees.

The Sex & Games blog

Lust Films, a very different style of website for a porn production company. Good stuff.

Ron Jeremy is featured in a new PETA ad. The suprise here is that its not an anti-fur ad.

The Tom Sizemore sex tapes are here. I haven't had the chance to look thru anything more than a few preview shots, and they are of decent quality for a home sex tape.

Anybody else hungry for fruit? Whatever Nella is offering, I'm up for.

Meet Izabella Carr.

I don't think Angel could be any cuter.

Britney Spears is taking oral sex advice from Kim Cattrall. OK, not only should oral sex be pretty easy to figure out without instructions, how did I miss the fact that Kim Cattrall has been releasing sex instruction books!?

Kim Cattrall sex books: Sexual Intelligence, Satisfaction: The Art Of The Female Orgasm.

I've already given this story more play than it deserves, but talk of Mike Tyson having a 14 inch penis is just too rich to ignore.

Rumor is that there are full frontal nude shots of Jude Law floating around somewhere. The kicker is that he's apparently got a tiny penis - George Costanza "shrinkage" tiny. Fleshbot has the pix.

Mobile car wash (they come to you) promises the Best Hand Job In Town

The 'Library Bar' uses lesbian librarians in ad.

Nike is pushing big butts

Using sex ed to sell clothes

Porn could make you blind! At least for a split second.

The new study by US psychologists found that people shown erotic or gory images frequently fail to process images they see immediately afterwards. And the researchers say some personality types appear to be affected more than others by the phenomenon, known as "emotion-induced blindness".

Understatement of the year over at The Superficial: Eva Longoria Is Not Ugly. Wow. More pictures like that please. And here's more, extremely hi-res photos.

Tom Sizemore's manager says that poor Tom is suffering from a perpetual hard-on, that won't go away when he orgasms.

The Saving Private Ryan star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse. Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress.

I can't quite decide whether this was released to make folks feel sorry for Tom, or whether his manager is playing the role of pimp by talking up Tom's prowess in bed. 9 times!

The adult industry isn't very excited about the .XXX domains, and now the Bush Administration doesn't like them either. Is there anybody out there thats excited about this idea?

Natural Contours makes sex toys that look like modern art sculptures. Very cool stuff.

I can certainly appreciate toys like that more that stuff called I Rub My Fishie and I Love My Wormie. Those sound like toys you buy for somebody that would otherwise be too embarrassed to have a sex toy.

Liliane Tiger & Nicoletta Blue in a lesbian hardcore gallery.

Not An Exit is giving away 5 signed copies of Lunar Park, the latest novel from Bret Easton Ellis.

More: Buy Lunar Park from Amazon.

With her signing the 3 year exclusive contract with Vivid, I figured we'd be seeing alot less of her than when she was doing gonzo. So far, thats been correct, but at least we've still got the photos from her wilder days.

Lanny Barbie in blue bikini
More blue bikini shots
Lanny Barbie in fishnets on motorcycle
Lanny Barbie hardcore

There is also a new compilation DVD full of her old gonzo scenes that has been released by Suze Randall called I Love Lanny. Its available at both Action & Empire, and would be well worth your time.

More: Lanny Barbie photo gallery, official Lanny Barbie website.

Some new galleries for you to have a look at.

Crystal Klein (pictured)
Monique Alexander
Justine Jolie
Jenna 1
Jenna 2
Kari
Sky Lopez

And some hardcore galleries as well.
Christel
Alana Evans

The 4th issue of Senze Magazine is not online. Great photography as always.

I thought the idea sounded horrible, and made up, but apparently there is something to the Mike Tyson as porn talent with Jenna Jameson (her company, not her personally) interested in getting him onboard.

Knowing this, I'd guess that we will see Mike in at least 1 adult film in the next 2 years. Tyson needs alot of cash, and porn can't get it for him, but he seems to make bad decision after bad decision - so it'll probably happen.

Making soccer watchable.

Jimi Hendrix was a habitual masturbater while in the Army.

Funny, I don't remember the NY Times covering porn movie releases previously. I kind of doubt that this will be a regular feature.

Got a copy of Hooker Chic from No Boundaries in the mail today. The DVD features Katja Kassin and Trina Michaels. 2 more pix from the DVD after the jump.

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Today is the 2nd anniversary of the launch of Flaunting It. Only 16 more years until we're legal.

Some of the new erotic photography from over at PBase.

Linda
Sunny
Desnudos
Lauren
untitled by Johnathan Waiter
The Rainbow Parade

Hackers have figured out a way to get free hotel room porn. With all the time I've been spending in hotels lately, this could have come in handy.

Vegan Vixens. Stuff like this is the only reason I pay any attention at all to the PETA freaks.

Its a good sign that religious groups are not rallying behind the plan to slap a 25% tax on porn. Although, not everybody in the porn industry is threatened by this possibility.

"As soon as we get a universal or national porn tax, we get what we've always wanted - that comfort zone of respectability that cigarettes, alcohol and gambling have," said Bill Margold, a former porn performer who now advocates for adult performers.

Margold suspects the "greedy" adult industry will oppose any kind of tax, even if it's in the 1- or 2-percent range. But "in the long run, they’ll see it's the best thing that ever happened to them. It is respectability, and respectability has a price tag."

Previously: Dems propose 25% internet porn tax.

A collection of 1970's Spanish language porn film posters, with a few non-porn titles tossed in. I miss the days of posters like these. [via Boing Boing]

We can only hope that a new bill introduced to add a 25% tax on all internet porn will get shot down in committee. I'm afraid if it makes it to the floor in the House or Senate for a vote, it'll pass and there is no way Bush would veto it.

Hot chicks for a hot weekend.

Natasha (pictured)
Kelle Marie & Aria Giovanni
Klara
Christel (2)
Emily Marilyn
Ashton
Susan White
Taylor Rain
Adel Sharp
Sylvia Saint video
Jesy

That ought to keep you busy for a while.

Jessica Alba wins girl of the month over at Maxim Online. No suprise there.

In keeping with the Anal Sex Month theme, Hardcore Gossip has put up a gallery of images from Teenage Anal Princess 2 and Ass Brand New 3

AVN has a rundown of all the latest 2257 legal fights. AVN is a biased source in this story as they have an interest in seeing 2257 overturned, but from everything I've read, these hearings have gone very well for the porn folks.

Have a look at the erotic photography of Christine Kessler. I thought the Boobs section was particularly good. Not sure why I'm drawn to the picture of the girl that looks like she's about to pop her implants.

Since August is National Anal Sex Month, lets celebrate with some new anal DVDs.



Fuck My Ass from Platinum X
Ass Attack from Red Light District
Ass Breeder 2 from 3rd Degree
Ass Cleavage 6 from Zero Tolerance

Uh oh, sales of thong panties are lagging in Britain.

Would you give up smoking to have sex with Angelina Jolie? Brad Pitt did.

Everyone Knows Its Dildo. Set to the old Slinky commercial jingle.

I'm traveling, so updates will resume on Wednesday.