Rubber Glove girl
Stockings
Janova
Kathryn (b&w)
Yanka

The Smoking Gun has a series of mugshots of strippers from Florida that got busted for prostitution while on the job. Some of these girls are just scary looking, #12 in particular. Whats up with that eye? Is that pink eye?

Here are a few new posters that I liked. None of these are yet available for purchase, but they will eventually be available from All Posters.




After the jump is an alternate Aeon Flux poster - I have a feeling that the posters and trailers for this film will be much better than the film itself.
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The trailer for Ghost Rider is out.

So Paris Hilton needed someone more classy than Nicole Richie to hang out with, and the best she could do was Tara Reid? Yikes.

And since barefoot and drunk in a bar isn't quite classy enough, Tara had to go and show off her apparently expanding ass in the next pix (after the jump)

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More proof that the film industry is completely out of ideas. Jessica Simpson is going to star in a sort-of-remake of Private Benjamin. In Simpson's version, she's a stressed out actress who decides to joing the marines.

Sad to see what passes for creative thinking in Hollywood these days.

Related: JoBlo is having a Dukes of Hazzard contest where you can win some Daisy Dukes (among other stuff).

For all your freaky Japanese porn needs: Japananime - Animated Japanese porn with great titles like Sex Warrier Pudding #3.

For the non-animated stuff, Amorz has a ton of trailers and box covers from Japanese porn DVDs. I've got to find a place that sells this stuff online.

The Smoking Gun has a list of all the 'obscene' materials being turned away at the borders by Canadian customs officials. With titles such as Anal Latex Whores 2 and Basic Training: San Francisco Style on the banned list, it would appear the our Canuck friends to the north are more even more prudish than the US govt.

Either the best, or worst, possible shirt to be wearing for a mugshot.

The world's oldest dildo was discovered in a German cave.

Its not all that often that a truly big budget porn movie gets made. Throw in a guy like Nic Andrews and some vampires, and you get Dark Angels 2: Bloodline. The DVD won't hit the streets until September, but the official site already has a bit of info on the movie, including a teaser trailer, photo galleries and some desktop backgrounds.

Sunny Lane and Monica Mayhem are the featured girls in the DVD.

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Easily one of the better porn DVD spoof titles so far this year - Texas' Asshole Massacre from Evolution Erotica.

It got an OK review from Rog and AVN gave it a nice little quip:

It's a fun commentary on the whole mainstreaming of porn phenomenon with the victims/porn starlets being told that they can just say no to extracurricular sex and become more than the anal whores that they are.

Starring: Gia Paloma and Isabel Ice

Got a copy of Platinum Angels from No Boundaries in the mail today. The DVD features Brittney Skye and has a nice scene with Chloe Dior in it too. 4 pix from the DVD after the jump.

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The Upcoming DVD Release page has been updated with about 25 new titles.

Box Lunch : The Layperson's Guide to Cunnilingus

The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks

Best Women's Erotica 2005

Wicked: Sexy Tales of Legendary Lovers

Mike Tyson is claiming that Club Jenna is trying to get him into the porn movie business. I actually think this would be a good place for him at this point. For quite a while now, he has only been popular because of the gawk factor - certainly not because of his boxing skills. Rolling him out in a porn film would just continue down the same path.

I wonder whether he'd be an actual participant in the films, or if he would simply be a host like Snoop Dogg did.

Also, didn't Tyson become a Muslim in prison? How does porn and Islam mix?

Best King Kong poster ever. Just happens to be the first also (a re-creation in this case). Hopefully the new version that gets released next year stays true to the films roots and uses an illustrated poster as well.

Image after the jump since its pretty big.
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The 1976 movie, The Omen, is being re-made by John Moore. The updated version will be called Omen 666.

Wacko docter claims that porn literally rots our brain.

According to Dr Judith Reisman, pornography affects the physical structure of your brain turning you into a porno-zombie. Porn, she says, is an "erototoxin ", producing an addictive "drug cocktail " of testosterone, oxytocin, dopamine and serotonin with a measurable organic effect on the brain.

...people whose brains have been rotted by pornography are no longer expressing "free speech" and, for their own good, shouldn't be protected under the First Amendment.

Thats nice. Make up some brain damage crap, then try to silence anyone countering your argument by saying they shouldn't be provided the protections of the 1st Amendment.

Nobody's Business has a ton more analysis of this claim and of the woman behind it.

A perfume that smells like a vagina. Where's the body lotion that smells like cum?

Is Britney trying to copy Demi Moore's life? K-Fed looks alot like Ashton Kutcher recently (its the hillbilly beards), and now she's going to pose nude while pregnant in Vanity Fair. Hmm, I wonder where they got that idea from? And shame on Vanity Fair for being so damn unoriginal that they have to re-create something from the past rather than think of new ideas.

Angelina Jolie spent $1500 in a sex shop recently. Gee, and all she got Brad Pitt for the trip was meningitis.

The DVD for Constantine was released this week. This movie actually had a ton more potential than what the film ended up being, but it was still pretty solid. This is the rare film where a sequel could actually be better than the original movie (though I don't think we'll see one).

You can also try to win the DVD here if you don't think its worth buying.

The Justice Dept has responded to a few issues in the 2257 litigation. There are no bombshells in this article, but thats good because at this point a bombshell would be to find out something was going to be intrepreted stricter than expected.

Related: Adult DVD Empire is having a 2257 sale - everything is 22.57% off.

Crossing an ATM with a slot machine. This particular one is just a side game that waives the fee if you win, but I'm sure something like this will hit Vegas soon.

In India, about 200 people caught watching porn at a local theater were forced to do 10 sit-ups in public as punishment. It was supposed to humiliate them I suppose. It sucks that they are cracking down on porn over there, but it is encouraging that this is the type of punishment being handed out.

Its certainly alot better than whats going on in Iran, where gay men are being hanged in public.

Probably a smart move for Colin Farrell to pre-emptively sue over the sex tape that he made with Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain a couple of years ago. Although I'm suprised he didn't find a way to do it without actually admitting that the tape really existed.

The DVD isn't even available for pre-order yet, but I saw these preview pix from Digital Playground - Jack's Teen America 6 and they were too good to wait.

In order, the girls are Nikki Benz (2), Eva Angelina (2), and Tory Lane.

I don't think I've ever seen Nikki Benz [official site] look this good.

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From MAXIM UK - Twisted Sisterz.

Just a few galleries of hot ladies I collected over the weekend.

Jezebell w/ glass dildo.
Jelena in purple fishnets
Isabel Ice
Tiffany taking a bath

And, the smokin' hot Cassia (pictured). Cassia is just about as good as it gets, though I could do without the tattoo.

Rob Thomas comes out as a fan of internet porn.

"My entire life now is internet porn. It's nice and easy - hopefully, I'll never have to buy another porn magazine again."

Then he drops this gem about his wife:

"And my wife's one of my best porn partners. When you've got a woman that has a degree, loves James Bond movies and will watch a porno with you, that's a keeper."

Um, he just described my life.

Is it only a matter of time until the lap dance as we currently know it is a thing of the past? Seems that way with many of the regulations City's are trying to push thru. This time, its Seattle that wants dancers 4 feet away from customers when performing lap dances and wants tips to be put into a special container, rather than in the dancer's clothing.

Sex advice: Why are my labia purple?

The gal that played Rogue in the X-Men movies. Kinda starting to look like Juliette Lewis, but without all the skank. Another pic after the jump.

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Cum Oozing Holes from Platinum X
Tiffany & Cumpany from Evil Angel
Collision Course from Vivid
Erotik from Wicked

Hillary Clinton wants a federal investigation into GTA: San Andreas because of the sex mod available for it on the internet.

Yep, good thing its only those damn Republicans that are pushing their morals on us. At least we still have the Dems to rely on. Oh shit.

Its apparently just a prototype, but if the Optimus Keyboard is ever released to the public, I'd buy it on the first day just for the cool factor.


Each of the keys on this thing is actually a tiny LCD screen that can be customized to match whatever program you are working in - at the link above they have a Photoshop specific keyboard setting, and one for the game Quake. [link via Uber Gizmo]

Tristan went out on assignment for the Village Voice to check out anal bleaching (no, its not an urban legend).

Likewise, anal bleaching is based on the idea that there is one perfect shade of ass. If you've seen as many cunts and rumps as I have, you know that this is false. Every person's nether regions have their own unique look (and personality, for that matter). I'm not interested in all of us having identical coochies!

This I know for sure: The pinkest, happiest buttholes I've ever seen are those that have been stroked, licked, and fucked till they couldn't help but blush with contentment (lots of blood rushing to the area helped too). And each one looked perfect to me.

The SF Chronicle has an interview with Bai Ling.

Our fascination with her goes way back: Bai Ling Gets Nude, Gets Fired, Bai Ling Goes Blonde, Bai Ling Playboy Photos.

The jury has been selected for the Cameron Diaz nude photos lawsuit. I wonder if Fox/CNN/MSNBC will be covering this trial like the Michael Jackson fiasco.

Saw this ad today for a DVD on how to enlarge your penis. I would love to get ahold of this thing for a review (hint, hint), because there is no way I'm paying the $50 that AVN is asking.

Have you ever wondered why most porn stars have an unusually large penis? It's because they possess the mystical secrets of penis enlargement using classified industry secret exercise. Imagine being exceptional, popular, known for something other men only wish they had. A big penis will give you all these things and more. If you have always wished you could have a long, thick, powerful penis like a porn star, then this will be the most important DVD you will ever purchase.

The porn scenes inside of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that can be unlocked with this mod are turning into quite the scandal in Australia. Seems they've launched an official inquiry into the game to determine whether it needs to be banned.


Previously: Porn In Video Games.

Brittany Murphy just might be the cutest gal in all of Hollywood. Glad to see she ditched the brunette look from this winter.

3 more pix after the jump (click the PERMALINK text below).

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Breaking the hearts of millions, Jessica Alba announces that she won't do nudity.

And to the joy of millions, Tommy Lee has turned down the offer to be a porn star made to him by Ron Jeremy.

The movie will probably suck worst than the original, but the first few pix of Kate Beckinsale in Underworld 2 have started showing up. Just wishful thinking here, but hers is one celeb sex tape I wouldn't poke fun at.

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Lots of photos of The Price Is Right models. Most of the pics are either of girls I recognize from the show or of girls that look like they should be on the show - Rebecca Mary is an exception. She has a tattoo! I can't believe Bob Barker would ever allow that on his show.

Nothing like taking a hot commodity (poker) and throwing in some porn to create the Porn Poker Tour to try and cash in on the bandwagon. Cheesy tagline included:

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

Also on the bandwagon: Adult Celebrity Poker Tour

Some good looking new movie posters:



Also, AllPosters.com is having a 10% off sale (click HERE and use the code 7RVJULY) Tuesday & Wednesday, though I doubt any of these 4 posters are available yet.

The little thing pictured below is actually somewhat of a belt buckle from ancient Japan that appears to be made of ivory. To keep their rope belt that held pockets (their robes didn't have any) up, these little sex carvings were used as stoppers. They are actually available for sale, with the item pictured below selling for about $1200.

The rumor is that David Lee Roth is going to be stepping in for Howard Stern when he moves to satellite radio. I thought DLR was busy being an EMT.

Dream Stripper - a video game that allows you complete control of a virtual stripper.

The Game Mode is a stripping game where you make money by having the dancer dance. The more exciting the dance, the greater the tips (rather like in real life, dancers have said). The money is then spent buying more exotic moves, costume changes, and lighting effects.

I would like to see a game where you got to try and lure the customers back to the 'champagne room' and had to avoid getting busted by the cops for prostitution.

Mariah Carey has a HIV positive hooker sister in New York? Why am I just now learning of this?

Got a copy in the mail this past week of No Boundaries Entertainment newest DVD, Dale Jordan's White Slut Black Nuts #4. After the jump, I've posted some pictures of the girls in the DVD. In order, they are Mandy Bright, Deja Daire, Jennifer Luv, and Avy Lee Roth (apparently David Lee Roth's daughter).

The Avy Lee Roth scene is the 1st time I've gotten to see her in action. I wasn't prepared for her Euro accent - Spanish I guess - and she is very vocal during the scene (straight sex and oral).

An interview with Natalie Portman. Not many girls can pull off this whole shaved head thing - but she still looks good.

Today is International Kissing Day - or at least one blogger is trying to establish it as such. July 6 is actually National Kissing Day in the UK. I always thought the British were too uptight to have a holiday like that.

Slideshow history of the vibrator [via Kottke]

Updates will be off-and-on this week. I'm taking some time off to enjoy the outdoors and the family.

Ghada Amer is an Muslim Egyptian-born artist who embroiders large canvases incorporating images of women taken from porn magazines. If you are in the KC area, she currently has an exhibit up at Kansas City Art Institute's H&R Block Artspace.

Amer at first turned to porn as a way of expressing frustration with repressive attitudes about the female body in her native Egypt - where religious conservatism has taken hold - and in certain strains of American feminism.

"I totally reject," Amer said in a 2000 interview, "the 'old' feminist attitude toward the female body (that says) women should behave like men and despise makeup, miniskirts and seduction."

I wonder if there is a jihad on her yet?

Nice to see that propaganda isn't completely a dead art. The British government has launched some anti-smoking ads that claim that smoking makes you ugly and impotent.

Not sure why they picked bad teeth though - the British have a reputation for horrendously ugly teeth regarless of their smoking habits.

Now that iTunes 4.9 supports podcasting, all sorts of XXX podcasts are popping up. I'm not a big fan of iTunes, but I'll have to stroll thru it and check this stuff out.

A little late for Valentines Day, but there's always next year - Pornstar Bears [via Fleshbot]

This whole octopus/squid sex thing is getting way out of hand. There can't be a very large market for this stuff, but it seems to be everywhere.

Ben Afleck & Jennifer Garner got married? Great. Just don't go making Daredevil 2 please. The original was torture enough.

Rainbow Parties - where were these things when I was a kid?

Japanese female sex slaves from WWII are still trying to get justice. Its not working so far.

Not a sex toy, but there ought to be a sex toy called a Nipple Guide.