Axe deoderant has unleashed a viral marketing video wherein a female deprived town in Alaska sprays itself w/ scent to attract women.

Melissa Joan Hart announced that she's 3 months pregnant.

Melissa Joan Hart, the former star of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, is expecting her first child with husband, Mark Wilkerson, People magazine reports.

Hart, 29, is reportedly three months pregnant. The baby is slated for a January arrival.

Some very cool photography (particularly in the Style and Personal sections) of Roxy Erickson's site. Thats also her picture here in this post.

Also check out Ronny Knight's photogs - the Fashion section has some very neat and colorful photos in it (sans nudity).

And just because the chick is hot and I like the design - Roxanne. There is some nudity here, but you've got to dig thru the Lingerie section to find it.

Guy gets busted for hanging out in a septic tank in an outhouse looking up at girls while they use the bathroom. How the hell was that worth it? Has he never heard of Google? You can see all that kind of stuff you want to without the need to wallow around in human waste. [via BadAssMofo]

Jenna Haze is a free agent again. I haven't seen anything with her in it in ages - hopefully that changes.

Extend your penis (or just disfigure it) with either the ViMax Extender or the Power Assist. The illustrations of the Power Assist in action make me want to cross my legs.

From The Onion - Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards.

"In this day and age, shame alone is no longer adequate to deter emitters," Boston's Father Antonio Luigi said. "Year after year, the worst polluters consistently go unpunished, leaving others to clean up the mess. Unless we start to actively regulate abuses, boys will have no incentive to curb their outputs."

Subtle Lesbianism In Sports.

"This is the story of what women's sports are all about, and the hardcore driving lesbian rage that resides within every successful female athlete."

Just a couple of weeks after Mexican President Fox said some nonsense about Mexican migrants take jobs in the United States that "not even blacks" want, his government issues some monkey/blackface stamps based on an old comic book character called Memin Pinguin. Way to patch up that screw-up guys.

Why the hell is Paris Hilton walking around with a fake pregnancy suit on? Is she practicing what it'll be like when she's pregnant for real?

interview with Jessica 'Washingtonienne' Cutler. She's like a train wreck - seriously fucked up, but you've still got to watch.

More: Jessica Cutler's Playboy photos.

Thanks to Bobby for sending in these pictures he took of Jeff Gordon's new girlfriend (and here I was believing the gay rumors) this past weekend at Sonoma.

I have not been able to get her name... but I did detect a foreign accent when she said "No" to my request for an autograph!

2 additional pix after the jump (click the PERMALINK text below).

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Here's something I didn't expect to be discussing today - Jennifer Tilly's poker skills. But, she actual went out to the WSOP in Vegas and won the $1,000 Ladies-Only No-Limit Hold'em event. She's apprarently been dating Phil Laak (The Unabomber).

If you missed it last night, the King Kong trailer is online. I've been pumped for this movie since it was announced. Plus, its got Naomi Watts in it. [screencap from Mullholland Drive]

Something that was missing from the most recent Star Wars movies was all those cool glasses you could get back in the day from A&W or Hardees or Burger King with the characters on them. And not the cheap plastic crap that they are pushing these days, but glasses made from - gasp - real glass. I think those type of glasses were pretty much all I ever drank Kool-Aid from as a kid.

Now that I'm all grown up, I need to find these porn glasses that Ian Glitter photographed - they are more age-appropriate.

Peta Wilson is going to be in the new Superman movie to be released on 2006.

I'm glad and all that Nicole Ritchie was able to lose some weight and not look so frumpy all the time. But now that she's gotten skinny as all get out, its kind of weirding me out that she's starting to look alot like her old buddy, Paris Hilton.

Blonde hair, check. Big glasses, check. Gaudy jewelry, check. Collar bone protruding, check.

I'm just hoping that we aren't headed for a Single White Female moment in the future.

A USB drive shaped like a thumb. Looks pretty real. How long before there are porn version of these with miniature penises or entire women's bodies?

Coming soon to a strip club near you? The Lapjuicer is a device made for, ahem, extracting, uh, juices from strippers. Imagine ordering a drink in a juice bar and having a performer grab half an orange, slap it on this thing and then sit on it and grind it into the juicer to make your drink (notice the little glass that site below the seat to catch the juice).

I can't decide if this is the best idea ever, or if its just too gross to think about drinking fresh squeezed juice mixed in with some ass sweat of a stripper named Candy. *shudder* The official site is here, but there isn't any info as to whether you can buy this thing. [via Sexblo.gs]

An Illinois State Trooper has been suspended after he got caught having young couples strip instead of writing them traffic tickets.

Seeing a celebrity out on the street should be a fun experience, something you can remember and tell your friends about. But seeing Jack Nicholson out wearing a trenchcoat with a big black strap-on dildo hanging out the front of it crosses way into the surreal. You wouldn't just remember seeing Jack, it'd be burned into your brain, haunting you in your dreams. [via JoBlo]

Would you kiss somebody wearing lip balm called Chicken Poop?

Hi-res photos of girls at at topless beach. Very good photos.

The 2257 debacle continues, this time with the Free Speech Coalition making a deal with the DOJ to get temporary immunity only for its members until their lawsuit can be litigated. I'm a bit disappointed in them, as they could have easily played hardball and forced the hearing now and most likely won a temp restraining order against the new regs.

This was certainly easier for them to do, but it smacks of an attitude of 'justice for me, but not for thee'.

Intimate Teas are supposed to 'increase your sexual passion'. Or you can just make your semen taste like maple with their other flavor of tea.

A lingerie weblog - Lingerie Dreams


Performance & Sound Magazine is holding a cover model search. I had no idea there were modeling agencies devote to 'car girls'.

Oh my! Courtney Love is even worse off than I thought. These photos are apparently from the premiere of Rize.

More fat Courtney Love photos.

Tons of pictures of this orgy (its bigger than what I've got below) along with an explanation of why it was built.

Courtney Love looks huge next to Pam Anderson. Even her hand looks massive - approaching 2003 Anna Nicole Smith proportions.

The Scrolling Belt Buckle. Program it with cheesy pick-up lines and head to the bar.

Modern pin up girl photos at Java's Bachelor Pad

Fight 2257 via Fleshbot.

Christina Ricci - the sexy forehead.

Mary Carey has a secret desire to have a lesbian 3-way with the Bush twins. Funny thing, I imagine there are lots of guys that have a secret desire like that too.

The American Film Institute has released their list of the Top 100 movie quotes of all time. The quote at the top of the list is not suprising:

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

The one quote that seems a glaring omission to me is Arnold Schwarzenegger's "I'll be back" line in The Terminator.

UPDATE: Well, crap. The "I'll be back" line is in there. Don't know how I missed it the first time - I even did a search for 'back' that came up empty.

Adult DVD Empire is running a couple of promotions right now:

Buy Otto & Audrey Destroy the World, you get a free t-shirt.

Spend $60 on porn DVDs and get a free mainstream DVD.

I've always been a bit of a poster junkie, so why not share my obsession with you all. My favs in this batch are the AeonFlux poster and the teaser poster for Scanner Darkly.

Some preview pix from the latest out of Digital Playground - Jack's Playgound 23 . The trailer is here.

In order, the girls are Smokie Flame, Montanna Rae and Venus.

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Limelight Girls 12 gets released on Wednesday. These DVDs always feature a bunch of cute natural-looking girls that are new to the industry. Its not available yet, but Empire will have it in a couple of days.

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Sure to be a party favorite, the Anal Ring Toss sex toy.

And some older stuff I forgot to publish back when I first noticed them.

Animal penis shaped dildos @ Eros Blog.

Forgot where I saw this: A low budget sex doll.

Digital Playground has a new girl under contract - Sophia Santi, who went by the name Natalia Cruze when she was runner-up Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2005.

The Free Speech Coalition filed their lawsuit to fight the new 2257 regs late last week. They are seeking a temporary restraining order to keep the Justice Dept from enforcing the new regs.

I hope they win, but for now, I'm in the process of making this site compliant by removing all the hardcore stuff. Should the regs get overturned, I've got all my original images in a separate directory and can simply re-upload them to get right back where I started.

We've already shown you some of the Japanese titles here, but now comes the sort-of-official announcement that porn titles for the PSP will be available soon.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is pimping Hanes underwear. Where is the ad with the thong, or the hotpants?

The new Rolling Stone [buy it] has Jessica Alba on the cover, and the interview has some interesting quotes:

"I got plenty of ass."

The body. Hers of the mesmerizing torso showcased to full, undulating perfection in several films, most recently Sin City and in this month's summer opus Fantastic Four, and bested only by the aforementioned ass, a heart-shaped beauty that sends men into fits of sputtering praise, but an ass that Alba nonetheless believes is a tad too large.

"I hear people in this industry talking shit all the time about how Jennifer Lopez is fat," she says tersely. "And I know if they're calling her fat, they're saying the same shit about me."

Sex Tech Conquers Nasty Past. How sex gadgets went almost entirely from being anti-sex (chastity belts, etc) to almost entirely sexual aids.

More on the new 2257 regs. I'm already in the process of purging some images from the site to comply. So if you see broken images, or occasional black bars - thats the reason.

More video-game porn. I think this one is a photoshop though.

I'm heading out of town for a day and a half. Updates will resume on Friday.

Egotastic has 4 photos of Liz Phair in a see-thru top.

It appears that the Jessica Simpson / Bam Margera sex story was just a way to get $8k out of the tabloids.

And finally, the job I'd love to have - getting paid $100k to blog about the Dukes of Hazzard for a year. Why didn't I hear about this sooner?

Best new Flikr photostream: Maxx Manboeuf.

Drudge posted this headline today: Boss Strips Naked To Interview Woman. I was extremely disappointed when I got to the story and it wasn't about Bruce Springsteen.

Former Penthouse Pet, Jesse Capelli managed to get a layout inside Biker Magazine, and a cover to boot. Too bad they didn't spell her name right.

Jesse's official site is here, and she looks even hotter than in the Biker layout.

Yet another reason that porn is good for you (if you are trying to have a baby): Watching hetro porn makes a man produce higher quality sperm. Now fellas, there has to be something in this for the ladies and in this case that means, no hot girl-on-girl action. The lesbian flix just don't make your little swimmers work as well as the classic guy-girl scenes.

Oh, whatever will we do for amusement when Paris Hilton retires from public life in 2 years?

The 24-year-old hotel heiress, star of "The Simple Life" reality series, tells Newsweek magazine that when she was younger, "I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it's funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand."

"When I was younger" is really code for 'last week'. If Paris actually does pull back from public life, it'll only be until she's had her baby and then she'll be strutting around town with that thing like a trophy.

Wired News explores the possibilities behind the .xxx domain names. Some sites will use the new names, but they won't give up their current .com's - it'll just be a mirror.

Madonna feels bad about her image, says she was too sexy for her own good.

Japan is still apologizing for the sex slaves they kept for their military during World War II.

Satanic church in Louisiana gets busted. Among other things, they were having sex with dogs. Wouldn't having sex with a goat be a better tribute to Satan?

Not sure what to think of these - it may just be photoshop, or it could really be porn hidden in video games. Either way, this first one is plausible given how weird the Japanese are about their sex and cartoons: Battle Raper 2.


This one is supposedly a screenshot from a hidden piece of code in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Not An Exit has a ton of information on the upcoming Bret Easton Ellis novel - Lunar Park. Very cool site, and the book looks like it'll rock.

An unintended fetish site: Fast Women. Fast as in they run track and field events fast. But hey, sweaty women in tiny clothing - thats gotta be somebody's thing.

Sad to hear that Chloe Jones died in Houston recently. She was quite a hottie.

Got mad photoshop skillz and nothing to do this weekend - Tampax Tampon Design Contest.

Great slogan too:

You design it, we build it, women put it in their vaginas.

In preparation for hosting the World Cup next year, Dortmund Germany is building sex huts to keep prostitutes from fucking fans on the streets.

Experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their services to fans during the tournament.

Placed near the sex huts will be condom machines and a snack bar - because turning tricks makes the girls hungry.

Maxim UK has a short list of tips on how to get the most from a lapdance. The use of a prosthetic arm is mentioned.

Congrats to Lexington Steele for picking up an XRCO Award for his scene with Katsumi in Lex Steele XXX 3. AVN has a rundown of all the XRCO Award winners.

Yes, this entry is just an excuse to post this picture of Katsumi. Also, check out Katsumi's DVD history

Lindsay Lohan apparently had her breasts digitally reduced in Herbie: Fully Loaded to 'avoid offending family audiences'. The denies it.

I don't see why it would be necessary. Dads are part of families too, and dads typically like seeing young women with nice breasts in movies.

Would you use a rented dildo? The system works just like the DVD rental places, you put in your order, get stuff shipped to you and can keep them as long as you want before turning them back in for a new toy.

Its still in beta, hopefully because its fake. If you really want sex toys, please just buy your own.

Lanny Barbie boxing
Sex @ the gym
Mail Delivery Girl
Mrs. Saskia [milf]

Paris & Paris have a wedding registry at Macy's.

On getting her car smashed by a papparazi photographer, Lindsay Lohan says:

I'm just such an easy target, I guess.

Linday, you were alot easier target back before you went on the Whitney Houston slim-fast and crack diet.

New coupon code for 10% off $100 at Adult DVD Empire: 691796.

Kelly Osbourne is back in drug rehab.

Daze has a hanful of nude pix of Karen Elson, the gal that just married Jack White of The White Stripes.

Related : New album - Get Behind Me Satan released June 7.

More pictures of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard movie. This scene looks a whole lot like that Paris Hilton commercial for Carl's Jr. 3 more pix after the jump, click the PERMALINK text below to see them.

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If you like your women with a big ass and big tits, but small enough to store in your dresser drawer when you mom comes over, then Booty Babe Art has your gal. These 'dolls' will make the little girl down the street with her Barbie & Bratz dolls cry when she sees how badass they are.

On June 1, Bruce Campbell (of Evil Dead / Army of Darkness fame) released his 2nd book - Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way.

The book is a work of fiction, but Bruce is the main character who gets cast in a movie with Richard Gere and Renee Zellweger - and then things go wrong.

No word on whether he trades in that chainsaw arm for a dildo in the sex scene though.

Action-DVD is now selling sex toys. I haven't had a real in-depth look at their store, but based on their pricing history with DVDs, they are probably cheaper than most everybody else.

They are having a 20% off sale for being a new store, plus you can get another 10% off with this coupon code:

10% off coupon code: NA543uqubb at Action Novelty.
This coupon expires June 12th.

Maybe I would like to learn to play the guitar.


Just Jared has the Lingerie Bowl III celebrity pictures, including Adrianna Curry, Trishelle, and Willa Ford.


And if you ever wondered what happened to Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years, Double Viking has the pix of her STUFF layout.

The City of Knoxville, Tennessee used tax dollars on lap dances in an attempt to find violations of regulations and shut down the topless bars.

The investigator gives a very dry and straight forward recounting of all the lap dances he received, how much he paid for them, what his tip was, and how the women rubbed themselves on him.

Related (barely): Lamonte's Birthday Party.

So you love sex and you're a bit of a handy-man too? Why not build your own sex machine with the help of Slashdong.

Oh, and teledildonics is my new favorite word.

Glayz has announced that they are going to begin distributing their porn DVDs in UMD format - for the Sony PSP. It'll be interesting to see how both these porn DVDs (and non-adult movies) sell for the PSP since they are relatively expensive (I saw Kill Bill for $29.99 at Best Buy this weekend).

China has officially banned the serving of sushi off the nude body of women.

... officials have finally deemed that the practice of serving Japanese food on naked women is not up to China's standards of conduct because it "insults people's moral quality", the Beijing Times reported.

Sounds alot like what some of the prudes in the US are saying right now about sexy stuff on TV.

Are there any B-List celebs out there who don't have nude photos or sex tapes floating around? Now, its Melania Knauss, Donald Trump's new trophy wife who has had some nudes show up.

Rookie Babe added 3 new girls. Angela P | Becky | Jeanna.

Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty went back to the Chatanooga River in Georgia where they filmed Deliverance only to find that the area had been renamed Sodomy Creek.

Accorind to IMDB, 31 people drown in that area of the river the year following the movie.

Ted Turner thinks CNN is doing too much 'pervert of the day' coverage. Maybe they should focus more on the perverts in the porn industry, and less on criminal perverts. That'd probably help ratings.

Now, after you take a pill to get hard, you can take a pill to delay your ejaculation. [via Daze Reader]

Christian Slater got himself arrested after getting drunk and grabbing a woman's ass in public. [via Bad Ass Mofo]

Kid tells teacher he wants to be a necrophiliac for career day. [via Double Viking]

Kate Moss topless during costume change. [via Fleshbot]

The crusade against the nipple.

Sixteen months after the Super Bowl's tempest in a C-cup, war has been declared on women's breasts. From Desperate House-wives' deployment of digital nipple-erasers to Victoria's Secret's nipple-negating bras, a campaign is under way to conceal one of the natural features of the female breast.

I suppose that this kind of pushback is to be expected. Afterall, porn and sex is much more prevalent in our society right now that at any time in its history. I just hope the prudes don't win.