A middle aged woman in Oklahoma got upset with her ex-husband after she found a pubic hair on her vibrator that didn't belong to him. (Don't worry your silly head with questions as to why her ex-husband is still allowed to play w/ her vibrator.) So she set out to get some revenge.

She found him sleeping at a truck stop, and glued his left testicle to his leg using an entire bottle of super glue. The guy had no idea until he woke up and his balls were burning.

Thats evil, pure evil.