I like that we have magazines like Stuff to answer life's really important questions: Can Women Survive On Semen Alone?

Can women survive on semen alone? Planning on "accidentally" getting stranded on an island with your famished girlfriend? If so, she'll need to crank out 120 hummers a day, and swallow every time. Ejaculations contain up to a gram of protein, so if yours pack just more than half that amount, she'll get her daily protein requirement of 68 grams (along with a scorching case of TMJ). But with an average of six calories per shot, she would consume only 720 calories, which, according to Dr. Richard Kowal, a licensed nutritionist in New York City, is 80 calories less than what is already considered a super-low-calorie diet. "Within weeks of initiating this diet, aside from a three- to four-pound weight loss per week, the dieter would begin to report symptoms such as nausea, fatigue, constipation or diarrhea and, finally, gallstones," says Kowal. "Once this busy dieter shrinks in weight to a very low body-mass index, [the body] will begin to cannibalize its own proteins, such as muscles and organs. Once the body begins to break down the heart muscle, it is just a matter of time before she has a heart attack and probably dies." Sheesh, some girls will do anything to get out of giving a blow job.

Ron Jeremy is launching a mobile phone portal called RJ Mobile in early April. Just like Jenna Jameson's 'moantone' service, Ron will be offering up 'groantones' for your phone. MocoNews has the whole story.

Burger King is denying reports that Jenna Jameson is in their new tv commercial starring the lead singer from Hootie and the Blowfish.

A frat house out in California is in trouble for hosting a Shane's World 'College Invasion' porn DVD shoot.

The film, featuring the members of Chico State's Phi Kappa Tau chapter, was shot in October 2004 at the students' off-campus frat house for the adult film production company Shane's World. The national chapter of the Greek organization also suspended the school chapter and is currently investigating the situation further, according to The Associated Press.

Please. Somebody needs to start a frat that encourages porn parties in their houses. They'd get a huge membership.

Burning Angel has released their 1st porn film - Burning Angel: The Movie [buy it here.

The feature film includes 5 sex scenes, shot and edited to capture the feel of an uncensored music video. Tasteful yet trashy, it's everything you've wanted to see on MTV but Viacom would never allow. It's real hardcore porn, including Joanna Angel's (Burning Angel CEO and starlet) first anal scene, two girls on one lucky guy, hardcore fucking and some dildo lesbian action.

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Courtney Love is slated to portray Linda Lovelace (from Deep Throat). This assumes that she won't be locked up in jail after all her run-ins with the law over the past year.

The project is being developed through Jason Blum's Blumhouse Productions and will trace Lovelace's life from 17 until she died in 2002 at 53.

Britney Spears spotted reading 'Diet' magazine. Its a start.

Madonna is dressing like a nun again and in the bottom picture, her shoulders and arms look massive.

More later, I'm finally out from under the rock thats been squishing me for a week:

The Pat O'Brein Sexual Harassment Scoreboard.

By night, he fires people for a stupid tv show, but by day he's got a soft spot in his heart for Miss USA contestants with DUI convictions.

"She was 22 when this happened. What 22-year-old hasn't done that?" said Mary Hilliard McMillan, Miss USA spokeswoman. "[Trump] said, 'What are we going to do? Ruin this girl's life over one mistake she made a year ago? That's silly.' "

Love that justification - all the 22-year-olds do it. The girl has it right though.

"I'm not just a drunk driver."

Correct! You are a drunk driver with a hot body and a cute smile. I'm actually suprised she was even ticketed.

Couple of free weekend galleries:
Michelle, a good looking blonde from My Sister's Hot Friend. More of her here, and video files here


Plus, a tattooed brunette getting nailed.

The Utah anti-porn law will likely be litigated by ISPs in attempt to get it overturned. They were successful in getting a similar law in Pennsyvania rules unconsitutional a few years ago, so hopefully they'll do the same in this case.

Signed earlier this week by Gov. Jon Huntsman, the law requires ISPs to offer free porn-blocking software or face felony charges, and requires content providers—especially adult content providers—label their sites harmful to minors or face a year behind bars and a $2,500 fine.

The biggest problem with Sony's new PSP - that you have to re-purchased any movies you want to watch on it in a different format - may have been solved by the PSP Video 9. That little software can convert your existing DVDs into a format thats suitable for play on the PSP. Wired News thinks this may be the mobile porn killer app. They talk about this thing like it could be a sex toy.

The PSP is a non-intrusive device, less threatening than a laptop if you want to bring it to bed, alone or with your partner(s). I know several folks who use porn to help transition quickly from work and parenting to sex and loving. It's a shortcut on those nights when they want to have sex but know they're too tired to expend major effort warming up.

Rather than playing the movie on a television, why not cuddle around the PSP? My inside source at gamer channel G4 says the video quality is great and believes it would be "an incredibly intimate experience" to watch erotic movies together on the device. The PSP won't be in your way like a laptop or a DVD player, and you don't have to clear off the nightstand to set it down when you're done.

A prisoner in Europe was allowed to go home after getting a 'permanent' erection while in jail. Seems he suffered from a condition called priapismus that causes blood to become trapped in the penis during an erection. The only way to fix it is to have immediate surgery. Since the guy was only serving a 6 month sentence, they just let him go home after having the surgery.

Hardcore Gossip has a gallery of shots from Barely 18 #17 up.

AVN Blog is reporting that Janine is leaving Vivid and signing a bigger deal with Digital Playground.

Vulva University

40 mistakes men make while having sex with a woman.

The most unsexy man in the world, Leonard Nimoy, is publishing a book full of nude big bottomed women. Never figured him for a chubby-chaser.

New hardcore gallery of the cute but dirty Cytherea. There is also an MPG gallery that shows her squirting in action.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Jack's Playground #20 featuring Heather Hunt (last 2 pix after the jump) and newcomer Leanella (pictured below).

You can buy this DVD at either Action or Empire.

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Kylie Minogue is squeezing into a 16 inch waist corset, or not.

Nobody is mistaking Victoria Beckham waist for 16 inches. She's apparently hiding out while she tries to lose the weight she gained during her pregnancy.

Britney Spears can only dream about a 16 inch waist as she continues to chunk out. What the hell are those shoes!?

Salma Hayek almost broke in half at the beach.

Playmate shooting Playmate: Carmen Electra & Jennifer Walcott.

Stuntgirl preview via Fleshbot.

Shiny blue bikini gallery. Nice swimsuit. Too bad it doesn't come off.

Sex & Sox isn't a white socks fetish site - its porn and the Red Sox.

Banana girl

One province in China is going to start testing people working in hotels, nightclubs and other entertainment outlets for AIDS and firing those that test positive. Somehow, I think that'll just make it more likely that people will try to avoid being tested, or somehow cheat on the tests - leading to further spread of the infections. Ain't communism grand.

If you ever wondered how investors would react to the opportunity to invest in a porn company (Vivid is flirting w/ going public), wonder no more.

Tristan takes a tour of the Doc Johnson sex toy facility.

I can't adequately describe the sight of copper cock molds moving swiftly along a conveyor belt, of toys being pulled from those molds and tossed into a cold-water bath to cool, of sparkling pink jelly dongs laid out in a row, of fat baby-blue butt plugs waiting patiently to be put into their custom-designed packages. Or the area where certain toys (known as "the realistics") get a personal touch: hand painting. Here, women gingerly brush pink dye onto cock heads and pussy lips and clits (to mimic the engorgement process during arousal) or draw bluish veins on peach-colored shafts.

She was very disappointed to not find that holy grail of a room full of hot naked folks testing out all the new creations. I'm guessing she just needs to stick around until the cleaning staff comes in at night.

Yeah, what else is new. The evil slippery slope of porn (use BugMeNot if you need a login) - as envisioned by a high school kid:

An early introduction to pornography could have long-lasting consequences. Teens who view a lot of pornography can develop a tolerance to it, Sweet said. And as their tolerance for porn increases, it can lead to "potentially developing a sexual addiction," he said, complete with "withdrawal when they stop using pornography."

A porn addiction could also lead, Sweet said, to a life "that gets more and more out of control" as well as "damaged understanding of sex, relationships and intimacy."

This type of article could be written every day about just about anything - like say cheeseburgers. Kids could start eating them, and get hooked, get fat, have trouble making friends...

More of the same crap here.

Big Headed Inc is producing mens boxers with a condom pocket and a built in tape measure.

The Playgirl editor that outed herself as a Republican has apparently been fired according to Drudge.

"Hello Drudge,

"After your coverage of my article about coming out and voting Republican, I did receive many letters of support from fellow Republican voters, but it was not without repercussions. Criticism from the liberal left ensued. A few days after the onslaught of liberal backlash, I was released from my duties at Playgirl magazine.

"After underlings expressed their disinterest of working for an outed Republican editor, I have a strong suspicion that my position was no longer valued by Playgirl executives. I also received a phone call from a leading official from Playgirl magazine, in which he stated with a laugh, "I wouldn't have hired you if I knew you were a Republican.

"I just wanted to let you know of the fear the liberal left has about a woman with power possessing Republican views."

If this is true, its sad. With the current crack-down on porn going on in the government (see 2257 laws and Sam Brownback's crusade), the industry needs all the allies it can get. And running off a perfectly capable person because they don't agree with some of your politics is just childish.

I'm officially boycotting Playgirl magazine. Uh, well, since I've never read Playgirl, I'm officially putting Mrs. FlauntingIt on boycott for me. Thay may be a bit more appropriate.

An Asian company called B2Up claims that their Bust Up gum can enlarge women's breasts. The gum contains a plant called Pueraria mirifica which mimics the female sex hormone oestrogen.

...tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University which found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size by 80%.

Further tests carried out in England found that the plant had a beneficial effect on the skin, and hair, as well as the breasts.

An 80% increase in breast size from chewing gum! If this stuff is even 1/10th as effective as that claim, it'll end up being the best selling gum in the world in no time.

Related: Bust Up Gum official site

Gallery of nude photos of Gina Lynn from Dream Babes.


More galleries:
Britney Skye
Ashton Moore
Jesse Jane by Earl Miller
Susan & Angie
Nika & Anastasia

Wanted List is having a Name A Porn DVD contest where you can win 100 Red Light District DVDs as the grand prize. 25 other people get a 1 month membership to Wanted List. Some of the 'editors examples' are a hoot:

Ow... My Eye!
Its the Dick That Says Bad Motherfucker!
A Chop Stick for Every 2 White Chicks
I'm All In
Heads Up Poke Her
Bumper to Bumper
They're Jigglin' Baby
Eat My Cabbage Patch, Kid
Smile like a Donut

The Season 1 DVD of Stripperella (w/ Pam Anderson) has been released. I think I watched one episide of this thing last year. It was better than I expected, but still pretty darn bad. There is also a cheesy Stripperella flash game that features the character grabbing dollar bills in a Donkey Kong type environment.

Looks like Lil Kim will be going to jail for perjury - maybe for as much as 20 years. What I really enjoyed about the article though was its decscription of what Kim looks like:

As plastic surgery slowly transformed her from cute around-the-way girl to glam, top-heavy pinup, she morphed into a sexy fashionista who, for some, exemplified female empowerment.

I'm not sure 'empowerment' is how I'd refer to the results of all of Kim's plastic surgery. Other than her nose disentegrating, she was well on her way to becoming the female Michael Jackson.

A lawmaker in Texas is going to try and ban 'sexy' cheerleading manuvers. No more ass shaking or grinding.

"It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down," said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas House. "And then we say to them, 'don't get involved in sex unless it's marriage or love, it's dangerous out there' and yet the teachers and directors are helping them go through those kind of gyrations."

What was once looking so good, turns into the worst case scenerio in this ad.

Here are some porn DVD trailers for some Platinum X Pictures new releases.

Double D POV featuring Tory Lane [buy it]

Bit Tit Anal Whores also featuring Tory Lane [buy it]

Sinful Asians 4 featuring Lily Thai [buy it]

Intensities In 10 Cities starring Gloria Gucci [buy it]

Part 2 of the Alana Dante sex tape via Double Viking. Here is part 1 if you missed it.

Nicole Ritchie looks like she's on the Olsen twin diet.

Jessica Alba pix from GQ

Bono launched a clothing company as a social activism statement. The brand name is Edun - nude backwards. How clever.

York University: Dolls, toys and lubricants, oh my!

Virginia Tech: Pornography is a threat to civilized society. This is the classic 'the sky is falling' article where porn is blamed for everything from rape to serial killings.

Jane Fonda has an autobiography coming out, and in it she reveals that her ex-husband forced her to have 3-way sex with him and other woman - sometimes prostitutes. Its a shame that the ex wasn't Ted Turner, but rather Roger Vadim who she was married to from 67-73.

She states that Vadim - who was previously married to Brigitte Bardot - encouraged her to find other women willing to join them in bed, suggesting she used the skills she adopted in her Oscar-winning performance as a prostitute in the 1971 movie Klute.

She claims she agreed to the sexual encounters because he made her feel "less than perfect" and he said she was obliged to satisfy his sexual fantasies.

I suppose this isn't too suprising considering Jane was well entrenched in the whole 'make love, not war' scene during Vietnam.

Prostitutes in the Netherlands have filed a formal complaint against policeman who are watching them have sex with their clients.

"Instead of focused inspections, they are coming and watching like monkeys," the foundation said in a written complaint handed to the mayor.

The foundation wants Groningen Mayor Jacques Wallage to get police to cut down on the number of patrols to one per night instead of "up to a dozen an hour".

That'd be an interesting job - watching a dozen John's getting laid every hour for a whole night. Probably beats running radar.

Vanity Fair has posted a behind-the-scenes video from their swimsuit issue. Lots of pretty girls frolicking on the beach in tiny white bikinis.

Its mildly amusing for a few moments, but would have been better with less clothing.

Added a review of Crack Addict #2 from 3rd Degree Films.

One of my favorite porn girls over the past year, Lanny Barbie, has signed an exclusive contract with Vivid.

Barby (Barbie) will begin filming her first Vivid feature for director Paul Thomas on April 22. She performed almost exclusively in wall-to-wall and gonzo productions until now, with over 50 videos on her resume for companies such as Anabolic, Diabolic, New Sensations, Devil’s Films, Zero Tolerance, Third Degree, Gina Lynn Productions/EXP Multimedia and Jules Jordan/Evil Angel, among others.

Related: Lanny Barbie in Analgeddon 2, Lanny Barbie gallery

Lego Porn

The descent into ugliness continues for Britney Spears at Double Viking.

Daze Reader is taking a sabbatical partly due to a problem with Google. I have that same problem with Google ever since I changed domain names from GetSwank to Flaunting It - no idea what the problem is and they haven't responded to my email inquiries.

Boing Boing has unearthed some prehistoric sex gadgets.

Bad day for female celebs getting caught naked: Sharon Stone topless on the beach. For her age, I was actually impressed at how good she looks ... until that final picture when she's all frumpy-like.

News of the World has a couple of topless pix of Sheryl Crow as she was changing clothes at some photoshoot.

A couple of new galleries / porn DVD previews have been put up at Girl Fusion:

Sammie Rhodes in Photographic Mammaries (buy).
Brittany James in Teens Need Chocolate Cum 2 (buy).

Doctors remove wedding ring from penis. Further evidence that somebody needs to start advertising cock rings because there are way too many people out there improvising with odd items. In this specific case though, it may not have been the guy's fault.

The patient, who is married and has two children, told doctors he had a one night stand with another woman. He couldn't say how the ring got onto his penis but suspected the mistress wanted to embarrass him because he fell asleep during sex.

Previously: Threaded metal nut removed from man's penis, same thing in 2003.

Best halloween themed sex pix ever.

Word is that Kirstie Alley has overcome her taco addiction.

Tara Reid is suing over a 'let it all hang out' ad in a magazine that makes fun of her breast falling out of her top a few weeks ago.

Cameron Diaz got 19 stitches to her head after falling off some furniture.

Lizzy Jagger managed to get her own amateur sex tape blocked from airing. She was taped while having sex (of some kind) inside a London nightclub.

I had no idea there was a documentary of XXX Church in the works. After all this time, I still can't quite understand what they are up to.

Elegant Angel has released the trailer for Big Wet Asses #6 featuring Tiana Lynn.

You can buy this DVD at either Action or Empire.

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Our chances of seeing those nude polaroids of Shannon Elizabeth just got alot better - she's getting a divorce. Please, please let her ex-husband be a bitter vindictive asshole.

Prince Charles is being protested by topless women in New Zealand - probably ensuring that he'll come back for more. One woman had a message on her chest:

Get your colonial shame off my breasts

Not very sexy, but I suppose when you look like Charles does, you'll take what you can get.

Female Japanese Olympic skier Tae Satoya has been suspended for five days after starting a brawl when she was stopped from having sex in a bar.

The weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun, in its March 10 edition that went on sale Thursday, reported that a screaming Satoya threw glasses, kicked tables and chairs, and ended up injuring a bar staffer when he tried to stop her from engaging in sex with a foreign man whose pants were down on the sofa in the VIP room.

Bloody Disgusting is reporting that gay horror film 'Hellbent' has been picked up for US distrubition and will hit theaters in June of this year.

Synopsis: Gay-themed horror project follows five characters fighting for survival during West Hollywood's annual carnival.

Starring: Dylan Fergus, Bryan Kirkwood, Hank Harris, Andrew Levitas, Matt Phillips and Nick Name.

Related: Hellbent official site.

What kind of party-poopers go to Aruba these days? A hotel manager had to ask Paris Hilton and her guy pal to keep the noise down after other guests complained she was moaning too loudly during sex all night long.

Heck, the other guests could have probably made a few bucks off the audio tape of her moans if they were smart.

If you are one of the 1st 500 people to order Reign of Tera you can win a wake up call from Tera Patrick.

If you just want the best price, Action DVD is the place.

Drunken Stepfather has posted a link to the Alana Dante sex tape. Alana is apparently a pop music star in Europe ... like you care. A celeb sex tape is still a celeb sex tape, even if we aren't even aware of why the celeb is a celeb. Right?

Anyway, she has a rather unusual method of giving a blow job that consists of short strokes with only her tongue on the underside of the guy's penis. There was no sound in the version I watched, so I couldn't tell if the guy was enjoying it or not since he stopped her to go play w/ her pussy (off camera), and then to bang her doggy style (good angle for amateur stuff).

Columbia: My boyfriend urinated in me while having sex. Twice

U of Wisconsin, Oshkosh: My sexual dominance is chasing off the women I like.

Cal: Some Like It Rough.

UCLA: Bone Up On Stimulating Masturbation Techniques.

Kansas: The Ins And Outs Of Pornography.

Kansas: Polyamory, The More The Merrier.

The Dutch Institute for Art History is set to publish a study explaining why Michelangelo's David sculpture has an appropriate sized penis. They claim that his penis isn't just small, its got 'shrinkage' because of his impending fight with Goliath.

"David is not really highly gifted, but he is totally normal. His penis measures 15 cm which, considering the height of the statue, corresponds to 6-7 cm in an adult," Gulisano told Discovery News.

"Here we have a naked man who is about to fight. He has an orthosympathic activation consistent with the combined effects of fear, tension and aggression. A contraction of the genitals is totally normal in such conditions," he said.

Maxim UK has managed to make scat porn non-offensive (or is this pigeon bukakke) with its layout of a topless girl getting nailed by pigeons flying overhead. Larger and more photos at the Maxim site.

If you've ever wondered what the scars look like on a nipple when its removed to shove an implant thru it - here you go. Another pix of the other tit from the same girl after the jump (click PERMALINK below).

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Digital Playground has released the trailer for Jack's Playground 19. I've also uploaded pix of some of the girls from the DVD. After the jump, they are (in order): Megan, Jada Fire, Makayla Cox, Charlie Laine and Trina Michaels.

You can buy Jack's Playground 19 from Action or Empire.

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Here is the new Adult DVD Empire coupon code for March: 668539 - $10 Off $100

They've got loads of new releases listed if your porn stash is getting stale.

And March is also Gonzo Month, wich a bunch of titles you can get Buy 1 / Get 1 free. Although, you cannot use the coupon code for any sale items.

The Slut Test. Works for guys and girls. I didn't have a very exciting number, unlike Pagan.

A thick, metal nut is not a cockring.

... substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours

Surgeons ended up having to remove it (here it is). What I don't get, is all the references to body piercing in this article. What does wearing a cockring have to do with bodypiercing?

Playgirl magazine is trying to get hip-hop producer and rapper, Kanye West to pose nude for them.

A nude portrait of Kate Moss sold for $7.3m. Last week, a nude portrait of Sinead O'Connor sold for about $20k. Proof that hair is more valuable than weight.

Lindsay Lohan admits to trying pot and says that she'll never do a nude scene. Then she turns around and complains that she's typcast as a teen actress (yep, and Morgan Freeman is typecast as an middle-aged/elderly black man). Hey Lindsay, the easiest way to fix being typecast like that is to do a nude scene - or just suck cock in Hustler!

Denise Richards has filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen. Plus, she's hugely pregnant. And shiny gold outfits that show off your belly don't really go with the whole humpty dumpty shape she's got going right now.

Pimp My Burger

Lindsay Lohan gets caught having sex in a New Orleans bathroom.

The condom cap/ [via sexblo.gs]

A dating service for people w/ herpes. [via Double Viking]

I'm usually not a big fan of red heads, but this girl is an exception.

Round 4 of the 2005 Wicked Weasel bikini competition has been added. My fav from this group is Yuli.

All of these are direct WMV links:
Welcome To The Valley 5 (buy it)
Club Inferno (buy it)
Space 2077 (buy it)

We've finally got our server issues worked out. Thanks for sticking around thru the mess.

As idiotic as the Alabama sex toy law is, at least they made it legal if you have a prescription for that vibrator. Do you think pharmacies actually carry sexual aid devices?

Hottie Shannon Elizabeth says that she takes nude photos of herself in public every year on her birthday for 'extra points' as part of an annual scavenger hunt.

She told American TV host Conan O'Brien: "There's a lot of Polaroid pictures that need to be taken to prove you did stuff and if you're in your underwear for the picture you get a certain amount of bonus points and if you're naked for the picture you get another amount of bonus points.

"I have all these Polaroids of all these people. Unless somebody specifically asks for them (I keep them) but nobody really has. We put them all in folders this year."

Polaroids? Come on Shannon, all the cool celebs are storing their personal porn pix on their T-Mobile Sidekick's these days.