Petter Hegre (of Hegre-Archives.com fame) is launching The New Nude Magazine, which looks to be awesome. The magazine isn't just limited to Hegre's photography though, it also features the work of a bunch of other photographers who share the same style that Hegre has made famous.

As long as it features heavy doses of Luba, I'm sure it'll do just fine. Hopefully it doesn't end up being a re-hash of content already available on his main website.

Hustler has released the trailer for 'The Desperate Housewife', with Tera Patrick (Club Tera - official site). The production values on this film look great. Click the PERMALINK text below to see 3 more pix from the DVD.

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A Republican member of the Colorado legislature is in a bit of hot water after telling a colleague, "If you try that again, I'll ram my fist up your ass". I guess he's not a social conservative.

Is there a Tootsie sequel in the mix? Three more pictures after the jump (click the PERMALINK text below).

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A woman in Alaska cut off her boyfriends penis and flushed it down the toilet after he told her he wanted to break up with her.

Sex shops in NYC, and probably elsewhere too, are selling pre-paid porn cards (PPP) that have a scratch-off section with a code underneath that gives holders access to adult sites without the use of a credit card. Great for you privacy buffs.

Egyptian model, actress, feature entertainer and entrepreneur, Cleopatra of the Nile, will be appearing on Playboy 's 'Nightcalls' show on XM Radio for a special live interview Tuesday, February 22, 2005 from 4:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. PST. You can call in to the show at 1-877-205-9796, or listen on Channel 205

A student at the University of California, San Diego, used the university's closed circuit television station to show some home-made porn. Suprisingly, the university itself is not taking a position on the issue:

School administrators are staying out of the fight, saying it's up to the student government to determine if York and the station violated any rules.

UPDATE Or, maybe the administration is going to get involved now that the incident has made big news.

Cal: In Love We Lust
UCLA: Nothing Wrong With Sex
Arizona: Porn does anything but objectify women
Harvard: Have Sex In The Stacks

The porn scandal in Tahiland of Natt Chanapa. Hardcore porn is apparently illegal in Thailand (conservative Buddhists run the government there), but the people seem to have different opinions.

Chanapa became instantly popular based on the media and police attention she gained as a result of the investigation and has been offered large sums for mainstream acting and modeling jobs. In addition, and far more striking, is the widespread mainstream interest in the video itself. It would seem that if only 10 copies of the illicit video compact disc (VCD) were in Thailand before the story broke, by the following day millions of copies were changing hands throughout the country.

It would seem that the government's effort to suppress the illicit material has only served to fan the flames of Chanapa's popularity and that of the video itself, taking the underground video from the shadowy black market and thrusting it into mainstream pop culture.

I think this kind of cultural 'rebellion' is almost certain to happen anywhere that you have citizens with alot of freedoms and a sexually repressive government. Hell, its probably in its early stages here in the US - porn has become alot more popular and accepted just along with the government (FCC) becoming more conservative and restricting with what they will allow on the airwaves.

Wiki After Dark - a wikipedia for everything sex related. Important stuff, like How to Use Anal Beads and How To Finger A Girl.

X-Rated and B Movie posters. All of them are illustrated, and most appear to be from the 1970's.

Fred Salaff is a pornographer who was filming movies in Panama before being arrested in late January for what appear to be rather weak charges. However, the company Salaff was shooting for at the time, Devil's Films, is declining to pick up the legal costs associated with his defense.

The link above has a bunch of info about the circumstances surrounding Salaff's arrest, and they are asking for Paypal donations to try and mount a legal challenge to the imprisonment.

Between now and March 1st, you can get 10% everything at Action-DVDwith this coupon code: PA15644misuv

Keith Olbermann uncovers some interesting advice from Jose Canseco to kids regarding steroid use and sex.

"One definite side effect of steroid use is the atrophying of your testicles. I can confirm that. Whatever size they start out, they will definitely shrink if you are taking steroids over a period of time. But here's the point I want to emphasize: what happens to your testes has nothing to do with any shrinking of the penis. That's a misconception. As a matter of fact, the reverse can be true. Using growth hormone can make your penis bigger, and make you more easily aroused. So to the guys out there who are worried about their manhood, all I can say is: Growth hormone worked for me."

Kid Rock got arrested after he assaulted a DJ at a strip club. Kid Rock in a strip club? Wow, I never would have guessed.

Ashley Olsen (the fat one) is suing the National Enquirer because they hinted she might be using drugs. Except all they did was use a really bad picture of her in a story about her drug dealer boyfriend. She wants $40 million.

Naomi Campbell appears nude in the 2005 Pirelli calendar.

Victoria Beckham is going to pose nude in the same magazine that Rebecca Loos (see her breasts) just did an interview with about her affair w/ Beckhams' husband.

Strangest looking duet ever? Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson for the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack.

Chloe Sevigny is trying to become more mainstream [via A Socialite's Life], never occurred to her that giving blow jobs in artsy films with Vincent Gallo won't work. She obviously needs to give blow jobs to guys like Peter North in porn films. If she makes that adjustment, she'll be a household name overnight. Hows that for mainstreaming.

The Superficial says that Britney Spears is fat, and he has photos to prove it.

ESPN's Page 2 is having another hottest female athlete contest.

Da Brat says she only wants rich guys with big dicks.

Wicked Weasel has begun their 2005 bikini competition and already they are on Round 3. So far, my favorite is Elena, only because she's sporting the biggest cameltoe.

A woman in Sweden found a human adult penis in her ketchup bottle. The lady that found it, noticed the penis in there before squirting the ketchup onto her food - her husband and daughter weren't so lucky.

A group of 5 British soldiers are in trouble for filming a gangbang on their barracks. These particular soliders happen to have largely ceremonial duties - opening Parliment and doing parades.

I think if I signed up to be a soldier and ended up being a doorman and a uniform model, I might turn to porn for some entertainment and excitement too.

Dennis Rodman is the latest Peta celeb spokesman to get naked to protest fur. His little ad is entitled 'Think Ink, Not Mink' and has him nude from the side in the classic 'thinker' pose.

Hiphop groupie, Karinne Steffans (Superhead), signed a tell-all book deal wherein she is going to tell tales about her exploits with some of raps biggest names. Supposedly on her list is Usher, Jay-Z, Chris Rock, Ja Rule, Ice-T, Vin Diesel, Xzibit and P Diddy.

Former Friends' star Matthew Perry was hospitalized after a 'bad reaction to prescription medicine' and released the next day. Um, I think the word they were looking for was 'overdose'.

Tom Sizemore, who is probably best know for playing Detective Jack Scagnetti in Natural Born Killers and beating up Heidi Fleiss got nailed for a parole violation after he failed a drug test.

But, in typical celeb fasion, he didn't just fail the test by testing positive. Nope, the testers realized his urine was not warm enough to have come from his body, so they searched him and found a prosthetic penis attached to a pair of men's underwear with a plastic container filled with clean urine. Something like this kit perhaps?

Its not terribly suprising that Vivid has signed a deal to open a nightclub on the Vegas strip. But what is suprising, is that it won't be a strip joint, and actually won't feature any nudity at all.

The Vivid Entertainment porn stars making periodic appearances won't be taking their clothes off because the club isn't licensed as a sexually oriented adult business. Fornication and nudity are forbidden.

Other than a giant red bed behind the bar, Vivid doesn't stand out much from its rivals on the Vegas club scene. It boasts holographic images of scantily clad women dancing - along with live dancers - that are projected on the club's walls.

A woman in Texas is being charged with murdering her husband in a pretty strange way - she allegedly gave him a sherry enema that raised his blood alcohol level to .47%. Yep, alcohol up the ass.

Seems the old guy wasn't allowed to drink alcohol because of medical problems, and was determined to get loaded. Combine that with what his wife says was an 'addiction to enemas since he was a child', and well, the idea of loading up a couple dozen ounces of sherry in your ass doesn't sound so crazy.

She said he paid $1,000 to study colonics at a school and corresponded with other enema users on the Internet. Not all of his enemas involved liquor, she said.

"He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap," she said. "He had enema recipes."

She said he liked to use wine or sherry in enemas because that would allow his body to absorb alcohol faster than drinking it. Sherry and wine were easier on his digestive system than other forms of alcohol, she said.

"He would drink, too, but his favorite was enemas," she said.

Scientists in the UK Australia (thanks Paul) have developed a sort of sex in a can for women. Its an 'arousal aerosol' that simply gets absorbed thru the skin and can boost women's libidos.

Surely I'm not the first guy to read about this and figure that every horny college student will be carrying it around at parties, spraying it on all the coeds in the hopes of getting laid. That may not work so well because it can take 24 hours to start working, and there are some potentially ugly long term side effects:

...could cause beard growth, hair loss, greasy skin and acne...

That can is gonna need an additional warning for the guys that reads 'For Use With One Night Stands Only'.

UPDATE: According to The Sun, its a nasal spray, which kind of ruins my idea of spraying it on female party-goers without their knowledge.

UPDATE #2: Over a year later, another story about nasal spray sex drugs.

Adult DVD Empire is giving away a Tera Patrick Perfect Pussy that sells for $92 normally. They also have all their silicon pussies on sale.

Virginia has cancelled plans to fine people who's underwear were visible above their pants, in a stunning moment of clarity. I'm sure it won't last long.

Adult DVD Empire is having a Valentine's Day promotion where you can get a free bottle of Love Jam Aromatherapy Massage Oil with any purchase from their Valentine's Botique, which includes a ton of novelties and DVDs. And to help you along, I figured that I'd have Mrs. FlauntingIt help me put together a short list of good stuff.

Click the PERMALINK text below to see the list in all its glory.
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Digital Playground has released the trailer for Devon: Erotique. I've also uploaded a some pix of Devon from DVD.

You can buy Devon: Erotique from Empire and Action.

Click on the PERMALINK text below for 5 more pix of Devon from the DVD, or check out her official website.

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Ass Fucked - Mayhem XXX - buy it
Jack's Playground 19 - Digital Playground
Assploitations 4 - Mayhem XXX - buy it
Semen Demons - Elegant Angel - buy it
POV Squirt Alert - Mayhem XXX - buy it
Tight Wet Panties - Elegant Angel - buy it

Over the past two days Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross has been rumored to be a lesbian - she is supposed to 'out' herself by posing nude for The Advocate. But today, in The Advocate no less, she's denying everything. Not a lesbian, and no forthcoming nude layout in the magazine.

Click the PERMALINK text below to see a shot of Marcia topless from the movie Female Perversions. Surely a late-night Showtime classic if there ever was one.
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Uh oh, the Britney Spears, Keven Federline wedded bliss isn't working out. Who would have ever guessed. Seems Kevin hasn't been wearing his wedding ring, and is frequenting strip clubs in Vegas; while Britney is spending all her time with her little dogs (when she's not hanging out in public restrooms ... barefoot).

It wasn't as dramatic as the Janet Jackson nipple last year, but Fox got its Superbowl nipple exposure this year also. (Middle girl, left breast)

If the photo has already been removed by Fox by the time you read this, click the PERMALINK text below because I've saved the actual image.
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Wheel of Fortune has been on television in the US for what, 30 years now? And I'll bet Vanna White has never turned over the letters f-o-r-e-s-k-i-n in all that time. Damn waste.

Whats better than having a wingman at your side when you are out hunting for some action - a wingwoman of course.

Wingwomen.com is a revolutionary service for men who want to meet women. Every guy out there knows that it is much easier to meet women when you're around other women. Here at Wingwomen.com we are able to provide you with those women.

At Wingwomen.com we provide "Wing Women" to help you have a good time and more importantly to assist you in pick up those girls who always seem to slip through your fingers. We've all been there, out with one of your buddies standing against a wall watching everyone else have fun and meet women. Well now you can be one of those guys who are having fun and meeting women.

Neat idea, but at $50 an hour they are amost pricing themselves up there w/ prostitutes.

An odd loophole in privacy laws that holds that you do NOT have a reasonable expectation of privacy under your clothing in a public place is making it very difficult for law enforcement to deal with upskirt voyers. One guy who was caught videotaping up teenagers skirts at a mall received only a 10 day sentence, other offenders haven't been punished at all.

Memo to Hillary Duff, when you carry a see-thru purse, everybody can see your Trojan condoms.

Oh, For The Love Of Courtney!

A sex offender in California got busted after police found out he was using the State's Sex Offender registry as an online dating service. [via GeekPress]

Girl Fusion has a couple of Belladonna galleries up. Belladonna Softcore | Belladonna Hardcore.

Installment #11 of Porn Happy has been put online.

I just noticed that AVN has started their own blog as of Feb 1st. I went digging into the last week of archives that I had missed and noticed an interesting rumor that Teagan Presley is shooting non-Digital Playground movies in violation of her contract. DP is going to be able to check out when the movies were made based on the size of Teagan's breasts. Here's a before and after comparison.

Further evidence of the mainstreaming of porn, Selena Silver (official site) is going to appear in a mainstream horror film as herself.

Prior to this story, my only knowledge of Selena was that she was the only porn girl I knew of who put her prices for on-screen sex acts on her website. She's still out in front in terms of using her website to connect w/ fans - she's active on her own forum. Very cool.

Wired has an article about The Erotic Museum's Human Body Project in Hollywood, CA. Its kind of a hodge-podge of naked photos of all sorts of regular folks. And every now and again, they do more photo shoots for the exhibit - at this point they are looking for non-white folks who aren't between 20-40 years old.

A female National Guard solider was demoted for indecent exposure in a mud wrestling contest. With everything else going on over there, you'd figure that the soldiers would be cut a little slack for something like exposing their breasts.

What with me on the road this weekend, and then the big Superbowl festivities, I figured I owed you some free galleries:

Best Of: Shelby Belle | Cynthia
Asian: Pink Tee
Porn Girls: Malibu | Melissa Lauren
MILF: Mrs. Saskia
Latin: Estefana
Teen: Blonde 1 | Blonde 2 | Lacey White

Sure, the FCC may be prudish, but hey - at least we aren't like Europe. A fashion billboard which presents an female version of the Last Supper painting has been banned. Part of the ban was that the ad would potentially offend people (presumably Christians) because of the religious symbols in the ad - ad chalice and a dove. And the other part of the ban was because it showed one of the women kissing the naked torso of the lone man in the billboard.

I used to think Billy Zane was a pretty cool guy, but finding out that he's such a possessive dick that he tried to get girlfriend Kelly Brook's nude scene's cut from three movies after he started dating her has changed my idea of him. Luckily for us all, his ploys have failed and Brook's nude scenes will stay in all three movies.

We always knew there was something just not quite right about Ronald McDonald. But, this wasn't quite what we were expecting to see.

And is it me, or does that image look like Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote? I have the feeling that this image is gonna haunt me for a few days.

The Playboy Mansion game for the XBox, PS2 and PC was finally released last week after being delayed from its original ship date.

The early reviews on Amazon are mixed, with 2 people thinking its the best game ever, and 2 others saying its got problems.

Related: Playboy Mansion game announced, Playboy Mansion game delayed.

If you see a girl wearing this t-shirt, you may want to steer clear. The shirt says "Bad Girls Don't Swallow, They Spit It In Your Mouth". [via Creamlog]

Why do women flash their breasts? PervScan says because its fun.

Gram Ponante, a former editor of AVN, now has his own blog.

Carly answers a reader inquiry as to whether working in the porn industry has 'desensitized' her. I'm just suprised to read that she was married.

A Fire Chief down in Florida got fired for allowing a porn photoshoot at his fire station. There seems to have been alot of these 'public servant' type firings over the past year or so.

Deputy fired for nude photos.
Cop fired for masturbating.
Paramedic fired for honking dead chick's breast.
Firefighters quit over porn chick co-worker.

Nina Hartley has written an article at CounterPunch entitled Feminists For Porn where she refutes an older CP article on the porn industry. Nina bitch-slapps the author of the latter article in the usual form. Does every anti-porn person in the world have the exact same arguments against it? Sure seems that way sometimes.

By focusing on one or two examples she finds particularly heinous, she obscures the broader truth, which is that the marketplace of sexual entertainment contains products for almost every taste and orientation, including material made by and for heterosexual women and couples, lesbians and gay men. It's not all Bang Bus, and by no means does all of it, or even most of it, conform to the author's notions of porn-as-expression-of-misogyny. For her to project her own, obviously conflicted, feelings regarding men and sex onto all of the incredibly broad medium we call pornography is intellectually indefensible. - Nina Hartley

The National Enquirer has a bit more info on the Bill Cosby sex abuse complaints than I've seen elsewhere. Hopefully its not because they are just making it up.

Seems Ol' Dirty Bill gave a 'strange drink' to at least two women which knocked them out (jello shots perhaps?) and then had sex with them while they were out.

Cable TV provider Adelphia is ading hard core porn movies on their VOD service in Southern California.

The move is a radical departure for Adelphia, the largest cable provider in Southern California and the nation's fifth biggest. Five years ago, Adelphia stirred a local controversy by dropping Spice - a popular soft-porn channel - from newly acquired cable systems here because Adelphia founder John Rigas considered X-rated programming immoral.

Today, the 80-year-old Rigas and one of his sons are facing prison terms after being convicted last summer for looting the company and engaging in fraudulent accounting.

Adelphia also filed for bankruptcy in 2002, and this is likely an attempt at making them a more viable option for somebody to purchase.

Porn Week might just be the ultimate vacation for a single porn-obsessed guy. Ever.

Porn Week is an exciting, 5 day all-inclusive adult vacation package that takes YOU behind the scenes of big budget porn shoots in exotic locations around the world. Guests get to know the porn stars, enjoy our private adult parties and games with the girls, assist on the set, or just watch and have an "all access" VIP pass to all the action. You'll also enjoy many photo and video opportunities including each guest getting to film their own solo scene with one of the girls to take home as a naughty souvenir. There is even the opportunity to take part in front of the camera through one of our special castings if you're wanting to get into the business. This really is the Ultimate Fantasy Vacation for singles and couples!

Their next vaction will be in the Canary Islands in March with Sylvia Saint being the main attraction. Lanny Barbie is also scheduled to be there. Sylvia's hot, but she's yesterday's news compared to Lanny.

AVN Insider has an interview with Krystal Steal up that was fun to read. She seems like a very grounded gal - doesn't present herself as some overly-glamorous starlet, and doesn't hate herself for doing porn either. And she's got an interesting preference for fake breasts:

Krystal: With girls, I'm not really too picky. Sometimes I like new girls, sometimes I don't. I just have to have girls with big fake boobs. I love ... I'm a big fake boob girl.

AVN: Big boobs?

Krystal: Fake ones though. I'm not into the real ones.

AVN: Oh wow! That's a reverse of just about everything I normally hear. And your breasts? Are yours real or fake?

Krystal: Are my boobs real? Are you serious? No way they're not real. I'm like 105 pounds, a 5'5" little girl. Little girls like me don't have big real boobs.

AVN: They do in a little place I like to call Fantasyland.

Related: Krystal Steal gallery and DVD history, Official Krystal Steal website.

The Vivid Comix website has been updated with some preview art from two of the storylines from their first issue. Below is some of the art from the 'Dry Heat' storyline. The comic is priced at $14.99.

Related: Vivid official website.

Straight out of the anal bleaching myth (Daze calls it a myth) comes the true story of Nipple Brightening.

This elegant Nipple Brightening creme will help lighten hyperpigmentation of the nipples and bring back nipple's pink natural appearance.

Directions - Apply to the nipples and gently massage 2-3 minutes each morning and night.

Considering this appears to be an actual skin-care product, it makes the idea of anal bleaching much more plausible. It may indeed be an urban legend, but I would bet this cream (or something similar) could be used to lighten up the pigment of an asshole just as well as it could a nipple.

Best catch phrase ever emblazoned on an apron - Take It Like A Man ... Up The Ass

Spanking animations

A Small Victory has an open thread about opinions of oral sex. Lots of comments.