Black and white nude women in action erotic photography via Creamlog.

Ooh, too late for Christmas, but Valentines Day is coming up - the Velvet Vulva. A purse that looks like a vagina via SoftBlog (in english).

A big gallery of Rachel Bilson photos via Bad Ass Mofo

Sin City is having an Undertow Contest where you can win a trip to Hawaii by ansering 5 multiple choice questions about the Undertow DVD starring Hannah Harper & Aurora Snow.

I haven't checked to be positive, but I think all the answers are provided in the trailer. Here's some more details:

Participants are asked to answer a series of multiple choice questions found on the site and fill out a form to enter to win. Eligible entries will then be entered into a raffle that will be drawn during a screening of the movie by a Sin City contract girl. First prize winner will receive a free trip to Hawaii for two, while the runner up will receive a trip to Los Angeles to see a Sin City Ultra title being directed. Other prizes include an MP3 player, a year's worth of Sin City Ultra titles, and a selection of titles from the Sin City library.

Dang. It seems that the rumored Paige Davis sex tape (the chick from Trading Spaces) isn't real afterall. The sex tape thats been talked about does indeed exist, its just not Paige thats in it. The girl in it apparently looks like Paige, and sounds like Paige, but it isn't Paige. Or, at least thats what some lawyers are making somebody say.

Seriously, looks like, sounds like, but isn't? I think somebody got a C&D letter and sharted. Give it a few months, and this thing could turn out to be true. I mean, come on. If the pix below is any indication of how Paige acts at charity events, I can only imagine what she's like in the bedroom. The quote below is what takes place on this mystery tape.

The Trading Spaces hostess is on tape having rough sex with a boyfriend several years ago. She sucks, gets spanked, and is eaten out in this tape, according to the distributors."

West Coast Customs, the guys who do all the hard work on MTV's Pimp Your Ride, just got fined $16,000 for replacing air bags with LCD screens and DVD players. How am I supposed to watch porn in the front seat if I can't remove that passenger side airbag?

Anyone have interest in a butt painting by Belladonna. Its not a painting of her butt, but rather a paiting she created by squirting the paint onto the canvas from out of her butt.

Not bad (for ass art), but they really should have stayed away from the yellows, greens, and browns, if you know what I mean.

Eros Zine has an interview with Laurie Wallace, the Playboy Mansion's official party girl. The best part - she recalls her horror story of Jeff Goldblum hitting on her and going so far as to remove her boyfriend from a movie shoot set so that he could do so unchallenged.

I didn't recognize the name, but Laurie has also done some porn films (more here), including one of the very first DVD reviews I ever posted here - Sinful Creations, Laurie is actually the cover girl for that DVD. Laurie is the one on the right in the photo below. Click the PERMALINK text to see more photos of her from the Sinful Creations DVD.

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Digital Playground has released the trailer for Story Of J, the newest DVD featuring Jesse Jane. Below is a pic of all the girls from the DVD, and after the PERMALINK jump, there are 5 more photos of Jesse from the DVD.

You can buy the DVD from either Action or Empire. Click on the PERMALINK text below for more.

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What does a sex toy company do when they want to engineer a new way of attaching a dildo to their riding toy? They ask a blogger of course. Very cool, via Eros Blog.

Erotica Lee photos and writings via Fleshbot.

Nerve goes and gets sex advice from Santas.

Artistic porn photos via La Petite Claudine.

In Ohio, a local cable company accidentally played a porn movie on their local access channel on Christmas morning instead of the scheduled religious show.

"I turn it to Channel 15 and there's this naked lady on the screen - I mean full-frontal, get-the-hell-out-of-here pornography," said David Umana. "When I tell about Christmas 2004, I'm betting this will be one of my best stories."

"Get-the-hell-out-of-here pornography", I like that. I wonder how long till the FCC gets involved.

Since she's going to be in the January 2005 Playboy, Jenny McCarthy is out and talking about her sex life again. She apparently refused sex for 8 months after having her baby before relenting.

"It took that much time and a naughty weekend in Vegas, and now I'm back with a vengeance. It came down to letting go and having fun with my husband.

"So I could say, 'Hey, let's play some blackjack and - ooh, let's go up to the room, and I'll give you a blow job."

She's also got a Dirty Dozen interview up at the Playboy website.

What kind of Christmas bonus did your company give you this year? I'm guessing it wasn't trips to brothels and strip clubs. If only...

A guy in England decided to try out some new sex toys while his wife was at work and ended up dead on the bedroom floor after suffocating himself with a leather mask and dog collar. The police offically labeled it 'death by misadventure'.

Action-DVD is having a big holiday clearance sale with different sale prices depending on what studio the DVD is from. Here's the stuff:

Evil Angel from $13.90
Private from $8.90
Adam&Eve from $4.90
Vivid from $8.90
Wicked from $7.90
Red Light from $13.90
Sin City from $7.90
Sunshine at $5.90

They are also having some buy-1 get-1 sales: Buy Dinner Party 3 and get Dinner Party 2 for free.

Buy Barely Legal 38 and get Barely Legal 1 for free.

I've put up a review of 1 Night In China with Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman (Chyna and X-Pac from WWE wrestling).

Lloyd Grove of the NY Daily News has announced that he will no longer write about Paris Hilton in his gossip column. Calling himself an enabler to her bad behavior, his cold turkey column is a scathing critique of everything wrong with Paris.

Seymore Butts is going to be in a mainstream movie. If you can consider movies made by Troma to be mainstream (they are famous for the Toxic Avenger movies).

Did Maxim photoshop Jennifer Ellison nude on their UK cover. She claims she posed in a flesh colored bikini that was digitally removed.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan might end up posing nude in Playboy shortly. Apparently, her management pitched the idea to Hef to have her in the magazine (like he needs convincing on that), but they had to pull back because Lohan has a 'no nudity' clause in her Disney contract. And now her publicist is saying there's no story here.

Right. Little miss Lohan can't wait for that Disney contract to expire so that she can show us all her 'natural' boobs. I'll play along.

Playboy Magazine is currently developing a Women of the WWE for publication sometime summer 2005. I'm sure we'll get treated to a few of the WWE Divas, but unless they can top Chyna's sex tape, I'll be diappointed.

After a long break in making films, its good to see Tera Patrick back in action on a more consistent basis. Her next DVD - Reign Of Tera (again with her husband Spyder Jones) - will be released on January 19th. You can pre-order this DVD from either Action or Empire.

The DVD also comes with a 120 minute bonus DVD called The Girls of Asian Love Palace that features 14 girls chosen thru a contest on Tera's official website.

Tera Patrick Official Site
Tera Patrick Gallery, Tera Returns To Porn, Tera & Husband Spyder.

Paris Hilton is now claiming that she's too lazy for sex and would rather just kiss.

"I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss."

Um, yeah. I guess she and Rick weren't in a relationship when they made the sex tape, because I don't remember alot of kissing on it.

I suppose pole dancing lessons would be a good companion gift to go with that portable stripper pole you're giving your girl this Christmas.

ESPN has their annual Sex & Sports special up for 2004. Alot of the items they run thru (the article is 3 pages long), have already appeared here on the site, but its nice to have it all in one place.

Daze has a post up about whether Abraham Lincoln was homosexual. [Hey Daze, update our link, we aren't GetSwank anymore]

I Fuck Like A Girl t-shirt

Get a Free Digital Camera

High school cheerleaders caught making sex tape, just 1 week after other squad members got busted for drinking. [via The Bitch Girls]

Gillette is introducing a vibrating razor for women called the 'Venus Vibrance'. And with the large oversized and bumby handle, they are definately playing up the 'this thing could double as a vibrator' angle.

I actually have the mens version of this thing, a vibrating Mach 3 I think its called. It does vibrate like crazy, but moreso in the handle than on the actual blades.

Playboy is distributing Playmate pix that are sized for your iPod under the clever name iBod.

Right on the heels of Natalie Portman's full frontal scene's being cut from the movie closer comes the story that Keira Knightly has a nude body double in her upcoming movie Domino because she's not comfortable w/ her body. Its not like she's new to nudity on screen.

Is there anything more disappointing to us pervs right before the holidays than having these two nude scenes yanked right out from under us!?

I suppose the glasses in the picture below are a great way to incorporate a piercing fetish into a more mainstream look. I suspect most people wouldn't be able to tell your glasses weren't connected and didn't have ear stems unless they looked at them hard.

One-upping golfer Natalie Gulbis' swimsuit calendar is Sophie Sandolo, an Italian professional golfer, who has a nude 2005 calendar. A face shot and the cover of her calendar are shown below.

Some free galleries of Kellemarie, a hot new blonde model
Kellemarie 1 | Kellemarie 2.

And a couple of movie galleries of her as well:
Kellemarie Movie 1 | Kellemarie Movie 2.

Strip club dancers in San Antonio are going to have to wear ID badges while they dance to 'increase safety'. Talk Left makes what would be a great point about this 'safety':

Of course, displaying the real names of strippers will actually jeopardize their safety by exposing them to stalkers...

But they failed to actually read the article because it clearly says that the ID card will only contain the dancer's stage name.

Sure to be coming-to-a-city-near-you-soon, the a company in Japan has started renting sex dolls (they call them Dutch wives) like the Real Doll. The doll looks like this, and they actually deliver the thing to you. I wonder who's job it is to clean these things up after the customer is done. At least I assume, they actually clean them.

The best assignment a local reporter could ever ask for - checking in on what goes on in the local strip clubs. For a newspaper, we get some pretty racy descriptions of what goes on.

The Army has now said sodomy is OK. Previously, it was considered a crime for members of the armed forces to engage in oral or anal sex, even if it was consentual and regardless of whether it was a straight or gay hook-up.

This part of the transcript from the trial struck me as funny. I think its the word 'actually' that the judge uses that makes it seem that she just can't quite believe what she's hearing. A penis ... in a woman's mouth ... why, what will they think of next.

According to the transcript, quoted by the court, the judge asked Bullock, "Tell me exactly what part of your body went into what opening in her body?"

"My penis into her mouth, ma'am," Bullock responded.

"And you actually penetrated her mouth with your penis," asked the judge.

Bullock responded affirmatively.

Snoop Dogg and Paris Hilton are promoting a pot-flavored candy.

Presently found in 43 stores across the Big Apple, Chronic Candy, hemp-rooted lollipops and gumdrops promises that "Every lick is like taking a hit." It's quickly becoming top choice for local costumers with the munchies, while drawing criticism from politicians who feel the candy promotes drug use to the youth.

The official site has a description of all the different flavors, including Icky Sticky Skunk Buds.

In the on-going battle between men and women to get the upperhand in the dating scene, women have developed a new weapon - the fake engagement ring.

I wear a flawless, 4-carat, emerald-cut sparkler all the time - a $10 dime-store trinket that's the smartest fashion accessory I ever bought.

For my friends and me, bogus jewels have put an end to the constant harassment that dogs so many young women in New York.

We get hit on everywhere - on the train, the bus and even in taxis. Guys hold doors for us for the mere purpose of getting a view of our backsides.

Ever wonder why mistletoe (which means turd on a twig) made the dark ages folks (blame it on the druids) so damn horny that we now hang the stuff up in doorways so that we can kiss strangers during the holidays? Yeah, me neither. Who cares why we do it, I'd be fine with hanging old gum wrappers from the ceiling if it made kissing strangers socially acceptable.

Anyhow, 'scientists' have discovered that dwarf mistletoe ejaculates, or as close to it as a plant can get.

The stubby variety might be a clumpy green parasite of conifers, but it turns out to have the world's only water-pump seed ejection system. One that can fire a seed up to a dazzling 20 meters (65 feet).

Perhaps the most unsuprising porn survey result ever: Many people have porn on their work computers.

I put together some preview screenshots of the Nadia Styles scene from Who's Your Daddy 5 from Zero Tolerance. If you are looking for a solid, straight-up sex movie that doesn't mess around with plot, the Who's your Daddy series is an excellent choice.

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The Elegant Angel website has finally been re-designed and it now features Quicktime trailers for a bunch of their movies.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Jack's Teen America 2. I've also uploaded some pix as a preview of the DVD, including Jennifer Luv and Nikki Benz. You can buy Jack's Teen America 2 from Action. Click on the PERMALINK text below for 5 more pix of the girls from the DVD.

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I suppose that the thought of getting blasted in the mouth with chunky semen, is reason enough to ask how to avoid it. I don't see any articles on avoiding female ejaculate though. From some of the squirter videos I've seen, my suggestion would be a welder's mask.

How come there weren't any cool security guards around my highschool that were handing out satanic sex calendars to the students. I so missed out!

Cancel that story about China's TV sex-talk show, the Chinese government just stepped in and cancelled it. The people of China pretty clearly want more sexual freedom, I just wonder how long till it happens.

Porn Happy - Excerpts from an upcoming book by Susannah Breslin. Previously of Reverse Cowgirl fame.

Based on her previous writings, it ought to be good. And based on the sales of Jenna Jameson's book this year, her timing is pretty damn good for maximizing sales as well.

When a charity starts rejecting gifts during the holidays because they come from strippers, they've got problems. To deny the less fortunate folks they are set up to help just because they don't like the occupation of the donor is unconscionable. Its not like they are donating g-strings, brass poles, and lap dances.

Target is selling chastity underwear. The description says they have a lock on the front, but I sure don't see it in the picture.

Rion Vernon, of Pin Up Toons fame has created a 2005 Suicide Girls Pin Up calendar. The pix below is an example of the art.

The dildo-cycle. With illustrations and pictures.

Georgina Verbaan, a Dutch actress, has proven her breasts are real by posting an x-ray of them on her website.

A doctor in Thailand performed a sex change operation live via video conference at Asia's first sex reassignment workshop.

The Superficial has a couple of big photos of Jessica Simpson in her Daisy Duke outfit. Hugh thighs indeed.

Get a free digital camera

Tight-fitting pants will break your cell phone. Makes sense to me.

Free gallery from a brand new site: Latin Adultery.

25% of Londoners are ditching dial-up internet access for broadband in order to have easier access to porn.

Some preview photos off of the Firebush DVD from Platinum X Pictures. Click on the PERMALINK text below for 5 more pix of the girls from the DVD. The pictures are of Keiko, Cherry Poppens, Amber Simpson, Dani Woodward & Lena Juliet, Keiko (again) and Kylie Ireland.

You can buy this DVD from either Action or Empire.

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The Supreme Court rules unanimously that the 1st ammendment doesn't protect a police officer who was selling videos of himself stripping his uniform and pretending to write tickets.

Roe was fired in 2001 after his supervisor discovered the sex videos were being sold on eBay, the Internet auction site. The videos showed Roe, a seven-year veteran, removing his police uniform and then masturbating. In one video, he pretends to issue a traffic citation. Roe also sold men's underwear and police uniforms online.

The high court seemed particularly disturbed by his use of a uniform, although it was not his official San Diego outfit, and said "the debased parody of an officer performing indecent acts while in the course of official duties brought the mission of the employer and the professionalism of its officers into serious disrepute."

I'm a bit suprised at the verdict because this guy wasn't using his actual official police uniform and did all the filming/etc while off-duty.

The LA Times has a biggish article on roadside porn megastores in the Midwest.

The discord in Abilene was set off last fall when, without warning, the Lion's Den opened this superstore in a former Stuckey's restaurant off Interstate 70, one exit west of the town of 6,500.

Lion's Den executives would not comment on why they picked the location. But several adult-store managers said stores on rural offramps thrived - not because there was an unusually heavy demand for pornography in the heartland, but because the market had not been well-served until recently.

"There's no competition within 40 miles of me," said Jeannie Smith, who manages a Lion's Den in Newton, Iowa. "We're doing great."

The problem with that strategy is that if you get the locals riled up, they'll run you out of business on obscenity charges - which is exactly whats happening in a couple of the cases in Kansas. More details in the story.

Denny Neagle, a pitcher for the Colorado Rockies, just got his contract terminated for soliciting a prostitute in Denver after offering $40 to a girl for oral sex. It ended up costing him the remaining $19 million on his contract.

Maybe he'll end up re-signing with the Mets and can get in on the forthcoming Anna Benson gangbang ... and she'll blow him for free.

The long rumored sex tape of Joanie Laurer (Chyna from WWE) and X-Pac is going to be released on December 13th.

More than just your typical Paris Hilton blow-job fest, Joanie (Chyna) actually does anal, and from the preview pictures we get to see some sure-to-be-embarrassing stripper pole dancing. There is also a trailer.

Hotboxxx is a new production company that is going to make nothing but porn DVDs mixed with mainstream music - (stuff like Groupie Love w/ 50 Cent). Their first DVD is gonna be Bottom's Up with Tory Lane, Tiffany Holiday and Jasmine Byrne and featuring music from The Hiwatts.

Carmen Luvana and Tera Patrick will be doing a 3 hour webcast sex show at Flirt 4 Free on Wednesday, December 8th. No info on what time it starts yet though. Here's how Carmen is promoting it:

This may be a once in a life time oportunity that you are not going to want to miss. The show will be transmited true my site (For Free) so the official members of my web site get to see the 3 hour show for free by being a member of my web site. You get to see me slobering all over tera's pussy and taking all of her cum in my dirty mouth...Mmmmm Cant wait.

Club Carmen - Carmen Luvana's official site
Club Tera - Tera Patrick's official site

A late night sex talk show will debut in China on Jan 1. The show will be called The Mask because the show's guests will hide their identities by wearing color-coded masks that coincide w/ whatever their problem is.

A tomato that can make you horny? Apparently, the Kumato tomato, which is super-sweet and black are going to be marketed in the UK as an aphrodisiac. Not so sure I'd trust the results though, as their powers were first noted in the Galapagos Islands when the giant tortoises who ate them had more sex than the turtles who ate regular tomators.

Tommy Lee claims that he ruined his marriage to Heather Locklear by having sex w/ a porn starlet in a bathroom after being invited on-set by Ron Jeremy.

The trailer for Jack's Playground 16 has been released. I've also uploaded some pix as a preview of the DVD. You can buy Jack's Playground 16 from Action. Click on the PERMALINK text below for 5 more pix of the girls from the DVD.

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Canadaian cable tv now has a gay male porn channel available called MaleFlixxx.

The channel offers all-male hardcore movies from gay filmmakers such as Falcon Studios, with each film starting on the hour or half hour. The current monthly subscription is $19.95 (Canadian) per month.

Presenting close to 100 full-length movies per month from a variety of genres including muscle, twink, leather and fetish, the operators of Maleflixxx Television say they plan to air at least one new feature film every day.

Intrinsia, the new 'sex patch for women' which is supposed to help boost their sex drive was sent back to the lab by the FDA yesterday - without approval.

Antonio Banderas gets spotted browsing porn DVDs at a Virgin Megastore.

No one's ever labeled Melanie Griffith a prude, but she got a shock after momentarily losing hubby Antonio Banderas while browsing for records at Virgin Megastore. Somebody pointed her upstairs, where she found El Hunk-o poring over porn videos! Melanie looked none too pleased as she beckoned him back down to the music department!

The perfect Christmas gift for your wife/girlfriend - the Peek A Boo Pole Dance Game. You get a 3-piece pole dancer's pole, some fake cash for jamming down her g-string, a garter, and an instruction booklet (apparently because pole dancing isn't self-evident?).

And since Mrs. FlauntingIt sent this to me, so I'm considering this officially on her wishlist.

The spiky bra and other spiky stuff.

Couple of neat photo galleries at PBase this week: two lesbians playing (more from this photographer) | B&W nudes.

And then there is this nude CGI w/ motion gallery that just defies a good description.

There have been a couple of Jesse Jane nude galleries (2nd nude gallery) from Earl Miller posted over at Girl Fusion.

Much like the Free iPod deal, now there is a Free Digital Camera. Just complete 1 of the trial offers, and get 7 of your pals to do the same and one of the following will be yours in time for the holidays:
* Canon A95
* Canon S1 IS
* Sony DSC-W1
* Sony DSC-P100
* $325 cash - just in case you don't like any of the cameras

People thought the free iPod deal was a scam for a while, but it wasn't, and this deal is from the same company. If I end up getting the camera, its going to be a gift to my daughter. So Sign Up!

I'm kind of suprised it took this long, but LPGA hottie Natalie Gulbis is finally marketing herself as a sex symbol - with a calendar and an FHM interview and photoshoot. [via AdRants]

A LJ blog on bodypainting, with some nudity thrown in.

FHM's 'Hottest Baseball Wife', Anna Benson has an interesting way of keeping her husband (Kris Benson - pitcher for the Mets) from cheating on her. She says that if he cheats and gets caught, she'll fuck the whole team. Players, coaches, groundscrew, everybody. Howard Stern asked her what would happen if her husband told her he needed a threesome:

Stern asked: "What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, 'Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?' "

Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He's a saint . . . he took me out of hell" — a reference to her years on her own.

Kris is never going to live this down in the clubhouse no matter how many years he plays in the league. Players will either be pushing him to go for the threesome request, or they will be doing their best to push hot horny chicks at him on road trips in the hopes that he cheats and they get to bang his wife.

Here's the current Mets roster.

The Sun has photos from Konami's Rumble Roses video game launch party with girls dressed up as the wrestler characters from the game. Gamespot also has a load of info on the game.

December 1 is World AIDS Day, and Invincible Rubber is offering hand made Latex Aids Awareness Ribbons (link via Lust Love Latex) with any money going to AIDS charities.

2005 Nude Kansas Anarchists Calendars are now available. Need I say more.

Is the editor of FHM just obsessed with Abi Titmuss (sex expert for the mag), or is he cheap and trying to save money by putting her on the cover twice in 7 months rather than paying for a model?