Pam Anderson was caught doing the walk of shame out of Stephen Dorff's house (Spab!) on Sunday morning. Hair messed up, same clothes as the night before...

Apparently Pam didn't think anybody believed her about the slut comment so she's set out to prove it by Christmas.

The NY Times has a Fashion & Syle article about plastic surgery on the vagina and labia.

But primarily, doctors say, aggressive marketing and fashion influences like flimsier swimsuits, the Brazilian bikini wax and more exposure to nudity in magazines, movies and on the Internet are driving attention to a physical zone still so private that some women do not dare, or care, to look at themselves closely.

"Now women shave," said Dr. Gary J. Alter, a plastic surgeon and urologist with offices in Beverly Hills, Calif., and Manhattan who has come up with his own "labia contouring" technique. "Now they see porn. Now they're more aware of appearance."

Here are a few before and after photos of women who've had the procedure.

Some free galleries for you:
Amber Rain
Lily Thai squirting (or see the video)
Katsumi w/ Mr. Biggz

I watched a couple of the previews of Click Here The Movie and was left wanting more. I'm sure I have a different interest in the film because of my involvement with this website, but I think there's definately an interesting story behind the internet porn industry. Make sure to watch the main preview trailer (see bottom of page).

Luke Ford has an interview with Rachel Bussel Kramer. Rachel is a sex columnist for Village Voice and is the editor of the recently released Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z. She also has her own blog.

Pamela Anderson says she's "a little bit of a slut". Hate to break it to you Pam, but you aren't a little bit of anything.

Dustin Hoffman was addicted to sex in public after filming The Graduate.

Here's a little preview of Big Titted Super Sluts, a new DVD release from Private.

More reality porn television - Private Idols, this time with some sort of an online component.

Five rookie females each with the ambition to make it big in the adult business are put under the scrutiny of acting professionals, glamour photographers, and other experts from the world of both adult and mainstream movie production as they spend a week living with 5 top name porn actors who will show them the ropes and find out if they have got what it takes to make it big.

Adult DVD Empire is also having Pornstar Bundle sale, where you can get a DVD and a pussy/ass novelty device from your favorite gal. The pix you see here is of Tera Patricks pussy & ass, but there are a bunch of different girls, and not all of them are as expensive as Tera.

Devinn Lane
Jill Kelly
Kobe Tai
Devon
Tera Patrick
Jenna Jameson
Briana Banks
Janine
Savanna Samson

One of the more interesting sex toys that you don't actually use during sex: the Hide-Your-Vibrator Pillow. Its a heart-shaped pillow with a 'secret' zipper compartment in the back that allows you to slip a vibrator and some lube into to hide from prying eyes.

The Heart Hide-Your-Vibe Pillow is the perfect hiding place for my prosthetic pricks. Not all of them at once. This pillow simply isn't big enough for that. But the ones I'm "into" (or are into me) on a given day or night fit inside the zipper pocket quite nicely. Now, when I'm not sliding my toys in and out of my sweet spot, they have a comfortable, hiding spot in this pillow where they can stay.

So you like to play The Sims, and you happen to be gay? Then My Gay Sim Life is just what you are looking for. Here's what you can do:

Hook up with guys all over the world in our virtual clubs.

Meet a great guy - and actually take him out for a latte!

Rent your very own private apartment.

Regina Lynn has an article at Wired talking more about Congress' desire to study pornography, and her conclusions are very similar to my own.

I'm more inclined to believe that poverty, disenfranchisement, desperation, racism, child abuse, ignorance and gang mentality contribute more to serious crimes than pornography does. I also suspect that almost everyone, especially males, keeps a stash of adult content somewhere. I have a small cache myself. But of course most of us aren't subject to police searches, and therefore our collections remain private. - Regina Lynn

Lynn did manage to dig up some additional choice quotes that would be humorous if the government wasn't going to put money behind these ideas in an attempt to 'prove' them.

Psychiatrist Jeffrey Satinover claims that porn "causes masturbation".

Dr. Mary Anne Layden states that "the myth that women are sexually aroused by engaging in behaviors that are actually sexually pleasuring to men is a particularly narcissistic invention of the pornography industry".

And in Scotland, porn is being blamed for violence against women.

South Africa is also cracking down on porn.

Is this just a shadow, or is Beyonce Knowles' public hair hanging out of her pants?

Wicked Weasel has posted 12 new galleries in their on-going tiny bikini contest. This group is a little bit weaker than some of the others I've noted here, but I suppose I'd choose Claudia as the winner.

Some free galleries for this weekend:
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Just because she's cute - Keira Knightley w/ Mickey Mouse. Check out the abs.

Burning Angel's zombie sex movie that had been yanked offline due to a dispute with a billing company over its combination of sex and violence will be back on-line in time for Thanksgiving. Here's what Burning Angel had to say when the film was originally 'banned':

"I never thought that a porno starring a sex-crazed zombie and a perverted mad scientist could be considered as "violence" in the pornographic world. In an industry that thrives off of video clips which display throat gagging, face fucking, and gang banging, I'm not sure why Re-Penetrator, a blatant parody of the 80's horror movie Re-Animator is being forced off the Internet."

The Re-Penetrator is the story of a stripper, who after being dead for 20 years, is resurrected back to life by a perverted mad scientist [Dr. Breast]. Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return from the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion, the insatiable stripper awakens.

Blender Magazine names Gwen Stefani as Woman of the Year for 2004. I'm not sure why as her solo album is just now being released, but she's cute enough that I'm not going to complain.

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I've put up a review of Diary of a Mad Porn Director from Madness Pictures. Turned out not to be my kind of porn DVD, but perhaps you'll like it more than I did.

Some pretty cool pin-up artwork.

Add them to your Christmas wishlist - Japanese hooker trading cards.

Getting some action the hard way. A 13-year old boy held an exotic dancer hostage and made her dance for him at gunpoint.

Authorities say when the woman eventually tried to leave the residence, she was stopped by the juvenile who pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance.

The dancer diverted the boy's attention and tried to dial 911 on her cell phone. According to police, the juvenile then grabbed the phone. During the struggle, the woman bit the boy's hand and was able to break free and run to her car.

Perfect10.com is sure keeping their lawyers busy. After suing VISA and Mastercard over copyright infringement (and losing), they are now going after Google for the same thing.

Google displays the images from rogue Web sites operated in foreign countries, according to Perfect 10's lawsuit. The search engine also provides links to password hacking sites that provide ways to gain illegal access to Perfect 10's Web site, the suit alleges.

I'd be suprised if they don't lose this case too.

Some more commands for the Subservient Beer.com girl (see here for previous stuff).

Have an orgasm (thanks for the tip Nick)
Fight a girl
Give me a lapdance
Do a magic trick
Change
Get wet
Knee a guy in the nuts
Tap dance

And here is an XML file with all the possible commands.

Hardcore Gossip is reporting that Larry Flynt is in possession of non-nude lesbian photos of Paris Hilton shot when she was 20 and are apparently headed for the pages of Hustler magazine.

Too late for the election, but the Strap On Vets For Truth are 'An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now known as Ann Coulter'.

Its like the Subservient Chicken a few months back, but its better because its a Beer.com chick.

Some stuff that worked for me:
Kiss a girl
Drink a beer
Show me your thong
Shake your ass
Show me your tits

Get ready for the crackdown. Congress is thinking of funding research on porn addiction in the hopes of further regulating its distribution. The problem I have with this, is that everybody involved has already pre-determined the outcome of this research. Here's a perfect example:

Judith Reisman, a vocal critic of the Kinsey Institute and the field of sexology, suggested Congress require police officers to gather evidence of pornography at crime scenes to further research.

So we might end up finding out that 80% (just a made up #) of homes w/ domestic violence reports had porn in them. And that'll be presented as evidence that porn leads to domestic violence. Never mind the possibility that there is porn in the homes of 80% all married/co-habitated couples.

But just by the nature of their data collection, they won't know that 2nd piece of information - and they probably don't want to know it either because it might undercut their claims.

Rocco Siffredi, filming his final movie (Emperor for Vivid) with Janine and others goes out with a thud. A few days after pissing off Vivid Girl Tawny Roberts in Budapest - she punched him during anal sex; he cut the tip off the condom he used to fuck Janine and she threw a fit (rightly so as Vivid has a mandatory condom policy).

"He only had a ring around his cock. He did tear the tip off the condom. I was betrayed. I felt violated. For some people, this is not a big deal. To me, it's a very big deal.

"I did give him a reason why not to do that," Janine continued. "It was a slap in my face. This is his thing. He's done this in the past. I was clueless. I had no idea this could happen. I just didn't think this could happen. I thought we had enough respect for each other as human beings. I trusted him in that situation. I was definitely susceptible of getting pregnant. We are not in Budapest."

Rocco, ever the gentleman, says that things went sour because Janine could handle his huge cock.

Also: Janine's official site.

Stuff Magazine's 25 Things We Shouldn't Find Sexy... But Do. Here's a couple of excerpts.

6. OUR FRIENDS' MOMS
They were hot when we were 13 and didn’t know any better. Then we grew out of it—only to grow back into it. We were right the first time.

7. GIRLS HUGGING
Look! Their nipples are almost touching! Damn those blouses!

Scrotal Safety Commission via some forum I can't remember.

Portable stripper poles via New Yorkish.

Nude Dita von Teese w/ Marilyn Manson via Voluptas.

3 Women photo gallery of nude art photos.

There have been a couple of Briana Banks nude galleries posted at Girl Fusion.

I stumbled upon an amateur lingerie contest at MySpace today. CamGirls I'm guessing, but haven't really dug into it. MySpace appears to be a LiveJournal alternative.

My high school was never cool enough to have a cross-dressing day. And thanks to some idiot parents, now the school in Texas that has been doing this for years is going to have to quit. They've replaced it with the always fun ... Wear Camo Day. Woohoo, I'll bet that party gets crazy!

The parents against the cross-dressing day are clearly total religious zealots - though they may not even know it. Listen to this here logic:

Davies, whose 9-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter attend Spurger Elementary, said she viewed the day not a silly Homecoming Week activity, but as an effort to push a homosexual agenda in a public school.

"It's like experimenting with drugs," said Davies, who also has a 2-year-old daughter. "You just keep playing with it and it becomes customary. ... If it's OK to dress like a girl today, then why is it not OK in the future?"

You know, she's right. We'd better do away with Halloween too though. Cause if its OK to dress like an axe-wielding demon today, why not the next. Pretty soon everybody will look like demons all the time. And they'll probably be having anal sex too! Oh the horror.

Xax has posted the Playboy Women of McDonalds for all to see. Some of the pictures are so airbrushed, that the girls look plastic enough to compete in the Miss Digital World contest.

I don't think I'd trust a spray-on contraceptive. Especially not one thats designed to be sprayed on a woman's forearm once a day. Its currently being tested in Australia and is 4 years away from public availability down there (probably longer here).

Ron Jeremy has a Live Journal site. Probably fake, but worth a chuckle anyhow.

Here is the promised preview photos from Contract Star (see the trailer) from Digital Playground featuring Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley. I don't much care for Jesse's made up hair in some of the scenes in this DVD, but hey - its still Jesse Jane, so I'll get over it. You can buy this DVD from either Action or Empire. Click on the PERMALINK text below for 6 more preview pictures of Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley from the DVD.

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Jesse Jane was named best actress at Delta di Venere, an International Erotic Fair at the Il Girasole Centre in Milan, Italy. Congrats to Jesse.

"Thank you Italy! I can't believe this. Wow! I’d like to thank Digital Playground for giving me the best adult company in the business to represent, the best projects, the best directors, the best characters, the best movies and of course, the hottest girls and guys in the business! I love you all. Thank you Digital Playground!!!"

Next up on the Euro porn award circuit - Extasia in Sweden.

Politicians - always doing the important work of the people. Like, say re-naming Indiana's I-69 to something less sexual. Yeah, thats imporant, right?

(John) Hostettler, a proponent of the interstate extension, agrees. "Every time I have been out in the public with an 'I-69' button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it. I have had many ask me if they can have my button. I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do."

I say they ought to seek corporate sponsorship of I-69. Certainly companies like Trojan, or products like Viagra would be interested in adopting that stretch of road. Or maybe the good people at Hershey's chocolates could rename the thing 'The Hershey Highway'.

Sharon Reed - a news anchor in Cleveland is going all out for sweeps week - she's posed nude for an art project and will be reporting on her experience tonight.

If you've ever wondered what'd happen if you had sex at the speed of light, here are your answers.

10. Penile length contraction:
According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed of light will contract down to a length of only 1.8cm (this is about the same length as the smallest functional penis officially recorded). At the speed of light, length contraction leads to an interesting paradox in which the penis seems to have no length at all, but is still managing to have sex somehow.

4. Religious values:
Certain branches of Christianity would view porn-at-the-speed-of-light immoral anyway. It's in the Bible.

Also, don't miss the article on wormhole assisted masturbation. [link via Geek Press]

The nominations for the 2005 AVN Awards Show were announced today. The nominees in the 'Best DVD' category include:

Beautiful
Bella Loves Jenna (more details @ Empire)
Cafe Flesh 3 (more details @ Empire)
Dinner Party 3 (more details @ Empire)
Eye of the Beholder (more details @ Empire)
Fetish Circus (more details @ Empire)

Captain Cum has the Denise Richards Playboy pix up. I was underwhelmed after seeing them. Maybe this would have been a bigger deal if she'd have done it right after Starship Troopers and Wild Things.

A Romanian judge has resigned after it was discovered she appeared in a porn movie. She had initially denied the claim, and asked a state crime lab to compare photos of her with images from the film to clear her name, but they instead determined that it was really her in the film.

There are some small photos of her - from both the film and now, but the article is in Romanian.

Some of the best items from other weblogs this week:

Photo scans of J-Lo's new lingerie line @ The Superficial

Celebrity Bang 3D, you can fuck Britney, Paris and Natalie on your computer. [via Fleshbot]

Get the naked mod for The Sims 2 game at Art Of Love.

The covers of video game magazines look alot like porn mags these days.

Why is it that Japan gets a sexy female 'Ronald McDonald' and we get the creepy clown guy. [via Kottke]

Clothing made of condoms @ Daze Reader.

The Joy Rider Fuck Machine @ Eros Blog.

Bill Maher has been hit with an $9 million palimony suit by former girlfriend (and nude centerfold) Coco Johnsen. Seems Bill promised to marry her and have kids, but instead roughed her up a bit and then made some verbally abusive racial comments (allegedly). Thats Coco in the pic below.

The newest advertising trend - simulated female orgasms. The article says its all Meg Ryan's fault.

Is searching for porn on the internet losing popularity? Thats the gist of this article from Norway which claims that searches for porn and sex now comprise only 5% of all searches vs 20% in 1997.

Perhaps that difference is because teens get mental complexes from seeing porn. Seems it give them a bit of performance anxiety when they can't do 5 positions over the course of an hour without ejaculating.

There have been a bunch of new Maverick porn DVDs for under $5 released over at Action-DVD. These are all comp tapes that run between 4 and 6 hours, and for the money - can't be beat. Below are some of the newest titles.

Hardcore Little Girls
Fresh Young Amateurs
19 & Nasty
Double Invasions

The Upcoming DVDs page was also updated earlier this week with titles to be released thru November and December. Action also has a deal going where you get a free DVD with every $75 you spend.

Here's a Fark thread debating whether these tits belong to Avril Lavigne. I'm guessing no, but I'm not going to be the party-pooper.

Big shocker - the quicky wedding between Nicky Hilton and Todd Meister has gone sour and been annulled. As bad as this looks for Nicky, she did make it about 30 times longer into this marriage than Britney Spears did with her first hubby.

In an interview in the November issue of Stuff magazine, Hilton claimed that her August wedding was "planned" and that "Paris orchestrated everything," which should have been a clear tip-off to all involved parties that the nuptials were disaster-bound.

We can only hope that Todd is crushed by this break-up and that he decides to turn their home sex tapes loose on the internet.

The 1st episode of the HBO documentary on the porn industry begins this Friday. This first episode follows some girls to the famous World Modeling Agency and profiles Jill Kelly Productions. (HBO schedule)

Digital Playground has released the trailer for their newest DVD - Contract Star (buy from Action). The DVD stars both Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley. I'll put up a full preview of the DVD within the next week.

Cockolada is being billed as the 1st dring from a cocktube. I suppose thats true at the retail level, but girls have been drinking direct from the manufacturer's cocktube for quite a while now. The same company appears to also be marketing cosmetics in a cocktube.

I mentioned it last week, but this morning I stumbled across more photos of Tara Reid's boob falling out. From this series of photos, I'm guessing her tit was flapping around for quite a while before being covered back up. Funny part - it was a member of the press who came over and grabbed Tara's dress strap to put it back on her shoulder rather than Tara noticing it herself.

Worst decision ever: Natalie Portman's full frontal nude shots have been removed from her upcoming movie Closer, where she plays a stripper.

Actress Natalie Portman ordered director Mike Nichols to remove her full frontal nude scenes from her latest movie Closer - despite playing a stripper in the film. Nichols is very protective of the 23-year-old beauty and agreed the topless footage was acceptable, but decided raunchy shots of her fully nude were gratuitous and should be deleted from the drama. Portman explains, "He wants to see my bare ass much less than (even) my father would. He's as or more protective of me than my parents are. So doing sexual, physical stuff for him felt very uncomfortable."

I'm so disappointed.

Kate Beckinsale (the chick from Underworld is hurt by the 'worst boobs in Hollywood' tag thats been layed on her. She claims to not ever had implants - she says they got big during pregnancy. I can't find any great shots of her 'new' tits, but the best stuff I've seen for comparison purposes is here. They are certainly larger.

Best porn reality show idea since Lapdance Island (which was fake) is a new show in the UK where regular couples have sex on camera and are critiqued by the shows host.

And the footage is extraordinarily frank, even with clever cropping and pixellation. Couples draw their bodies on a blackboard and identify the bits they like stimulated. Then there's the jaw-dropping moment where one of the men admits he ejaculated so fast after a spot of spanking he temporarily blinded his partner.

Your favorite people at the airport - the security folks - are going to be seeing you 'nude' as you pass thru their x-ray machines.

An X-Ray machine that sees through air passengers' clothes has been deployed by security staff at London's Heathrow airport for the first time.

The device at Terminal 4 produces a 'naked' image of passengers by bouncing X-rays off their skin, enabling staff instantly to spot any hidden weapons or explosives.

The US is hesitant to deploy these machines until they can figure out a way to cover up passenger's naughty bits. We ought to leave the naughty bits exposed, perhaps it would pep up the spirits of the security workers, they'd certainly be more interested in carefully reviewing each scan if they thought they'd get to see some nipples and ass.

Plus, we're all going to be fair game to mobile phones equipped w/ x-ray ability in a few years time anyhow. Just get used to it.

Best of the other sexblogs this week. Got something you want me to feature her next week - email me a link.

Apneatic, fetish model via Voluptas.

Katie Price (Jordan) photo shoot) featuring her Jessica Rabbit sized breasts @ The Superficial.

Carly has a bunch of interesting tidbits of her trip to New York with Seymore Butts: Part 1 | 2 | 3.

Fleshbot has photos of Tara Reid's entire left tit falling out of her dress. Check out that last pic, it appears you can see scars around her nipple where it was removed for the implant to be shoved in. Ick.

Folks visiting brothels in Hong Kong are secretly being filmed for porn movies. This will probably hurt their tourism business - they need to adopt Las Vegas' "What happens here..." slogan.

Uh oh, celebrity catfight time. Sharon Osborne has been badmouthing Paris Hilton - saying she's bad for kids. And Sharon's drug-addled kids are of course perfect little rolemodels.

"I was at the Teen Choice Awards with Kelly and little girls were screaming over Paris Hilton. A fucking piece of scrawny old grizzle who's only famous for sucking cock in a home-made porn video."

The Miss Digital World contest is now in full swing - with a submission deadline of December 3rd. Wired News also has an article about the contest with some screenshots of the virtual contestants.

For being 'perfect', they aren't all that good looking. Luba would beat them all.

Eros Guide has an interview with & photos of Bianca Beauchamp up. She's a French Canadian (I forgive you) fetish model who cleans up nice too. Check out her official site for more photos.

At least we aren't like Europe: The Scottish Parliment is hearing arguments that pornography should be classed as an incitement to sexual hatred in the same way other material is deemed an incitement to racial hatred. And you thought the Bush Admin was puritanical?

... hoped to make porn as unacceptable as drink driving, domestic abuse and passive smoking, which were largely ignored 30 years ago.

There's something very wrong about lumping 2nd hand smoke in with domestic abuse. Somebody's priorities are messed up.

Well, Bush won pretty convincingly, so I guess its bye-bye to Larry Flynt, right? Oh, Larry, you're such a kidder. Just keep making with the good porn and all will be forgiven.

With the election today, its nice timing for Larry Flynt to claim he'll leave the USA if Bush wins re-election. I hate to see Larry go, but Bush is my guy in this election.

Leonardo DiCaprio is now saying that he should have taken the role of Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights instead of doing the movie Titanic. Hmm, lets see. Hot simulated porn scenes with Heather Graham and Julianne Moore, or some kissing with Kate Winslet while getting soaked with seawater. Somehow, I don't think it should have taken him 7 years to realize his error.

How about some fake celebrity nudes: here and here.

The Kylie Minogue fake and this Uma Thurman fake are both pretty good.

R Kelly is suing Jay-Z because their concert tour together is going about as well as Howard Dean's presidential campaign. Kelly blames Jay-Z for a series of technical glitches that have occurred and thinks some audience members were threatening him with guns. Oh, and one of Jay-Z's goons pepper-sprayed R Kelly on Saturday.

The breach of contract suit suggests Jay-Z was perturbed because Kelly was the higher-paid performer.

This is a tough one to pick sides on. You either get to choose Jay-Z, who admitted in open court to stabbing a man; or R Kelly, an alleged child pornographer.

Since Jay-Z gets to kick it with Beyonce, I'm choosing him.

I'm starting to like Nerve's 'Sex Advice From FILL IN THE BLANK' each week. We at least end up with some answers that you wouldn't expect - unlike most sex advice columns. The most recent advice column was from Costume Shop Employees. Best part - if you are a guy looking to get laid from your costume, its all about the vinyl pants, tight vinyl pants.

Anything that's tight and shows off his ass. Vinyl pants are a good staple for a man, but you can't wear them baggy. You have to wear them tight, so they show off the guy's ass and the front too. That's always a plus. And we have men's vinyl shirts that are really tight.