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Vibrator Airport Security Risk

A vibrator in a trash can in an Australian airport caused a big security alert before they figured out what it was. I immediately thought of this scene from Fight Club.
Narrator : My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer : Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

Airport Security Officer : [whispering] it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".

Narrator : I don't own...


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