This is an archive page. It contains all entries added to the site during September 2004.
Erotic Photos
Making Of Island Fever 3
Modvox has posted an article on the making of Island Fever 3 (1-24-05 update - the site is now dead). This movie is getting an inordinate amount of attention for a porn DVD release - though from everything I've seen, it deserves it.
New Paris Hilton Sex Tape
Not satisfied with just the one homemade porn tape circling the web, a new Paris Hilton tape w/ Nick Carter that features both porn and drugs has apparently suraced, at the News of The World tabloid of all places. Which makes me think this may just be a publicity stunt by the tabloid. But, if it turns out to be true, we wouldn't be suprised.
Stephen McClure Photography
Eros Guide has a small feature on Stephen McClure's photography From the galleries on his official site, he seems to specialize in photos of 'injured' women. The pic below was my absolute favorite (I've cropped it, check the official galleries for the whole thing).
Erotic Artist Weblog
I just noticed that Ed Mironiuk, who is an illustrator for Tattoo magazine and creates some very cool erotic art, has a weblog. His official site with a ton of examples of his work is here. Mironiuk was originally mentioned here back here.
Cheap Porn Alert
Action-DVD is still selling a massive number of Maverick DVDs for under $5. These are all comp tapes that run between 4 and 6 hours. Below are some of Maverick's recent releases.
Troops Need Hookers
US troops stationed in Germany are ticked off because there is talk of changing the US Military Code of Justice to make paying for sex a crime. Prostitution in legal and regulated in Germany and apparently alot of our soldiers pay-to-poke.
The Sinulator
Wired has an article about a USB controlled sex device called the Sinulator. The thing allows other people to control your sex toy via the internet. There's even a webcam service that will allow you to see the person you are 'touching'.
Here's how it works. Your Sinulator package includes the transmitter, a vibrator and a receiver. You download the client application from Sinulator.com. During installation, you connect the transmitter to a USB port. (If you use Windows XP, make sure to read the installation note in the user guide and save yourself some frustration.)
When you're all installed and have the client running, you attach your toy to the wireless receiver and switch it on. Finally, you go to Sinulator.com and choose a name for your toy. After that, anyone who knows your toy's name can set your toy a-buzzin' using the Sinulator control panel. Neither of you has to register or divulge any personal information -- not even an e-mail address.
Dying During Sex
At least he died happy. A 25 year old guy was killed while having sex while driving after another driver swerved into their lane and hit him. The girl he was fucking survived but is seriously injured.
And to read the police comments in the story, they are blaming the couple having sex even though they never veered from their lane. The police didn't have any bad things to say about the guy who actually caused the accident.
And to read the police comments in the story, they are blaming the couple having sex even though they never veered from their lane. The police didn't have any bad things to say about the guy who actually caused the accident.
Island Fever 3 Photos
The screenshots for Island Fever 3 have finally been released by Digital Playground
with Jesse Jane, Devon and Tera Patrick.
You can buy the DVD from Action and Empire. Below is a shot of Devon from the film.
with Jesse Jane, Devon and Tera Patrick.
You can buy the DVD from Action and Empire. Below is a shot of Devon from the film.
Snuff Beating Porn In Iraq
This is definately bad news in the Iraq war: The popularity of porn videos (which jumped after Saddam was run off) has now been surpassed by the market for beheading videos, which are selling for about 30 cents each.
Vibe Rider
In my new issue of Maxim, there's a little snippit about the Vibe Rider. Its basically a little bullet-style vibrator that you can attach to a motorcycle seat in the hopes of making the ride more enjoyable for your female passenger. Afterall, if she's gonna get her hair all messed up - from either the wind or the helmet - then she might as well get something out of the deal.
Illustrated Erotica
The illustrated erotica of Hazel Dooney. Gotta love her if for no other reason than she scans internet porn sites for poses to base her works on.
Porn Posters
Kinky Walls is a new site that lets you print your own posters - with a focus on the adult industry. The AVN story about the site mentions that it may be a good way for strip clubs to create promo posters for upcoming feature dancers. But it is also one of the few places I've seen where an individual can buy some relatively explicit posters. Perfect for decorating your virtual sex room ... er, home office.
Free Weekend Hardcore
GirlFusion has a whole slew of free hardcore galleries linked for the weekend.
How To Ask For Anal Sex
When you write into a sex help columnist for advice about convincing your girlfriend give you anal access, it is not necessary to proclaim you are not gay. Twice. It never would have occurred to the audience, except now that you've denied it twice about half of us think you really are gay.
Cemetery Sex
As if you didn't know already, sex sells. But did you realize that sex could even sell a fundraiser for a cemetery?
To raise money for the cash-strapped cemetery, whose 60,000 deceased residents outnumber the living in Troy, the cemetery's board lifted an idea from the film "Calendar Girls" and posed some of the Capital Region's most prominent residents seemingly naked in the cemetery.The linked article has a little example photo. My favorite part of the story - there's no talk of some nitwit protesting the whole thing or talking about how its degrading to the corpses.
Emphasis on the seemingly: In fact, they are wearing tiny bits of attire that don't show up in the photographs.
Erotic Photography
A couple of good photo galleries have been uploaded to PBase. The Nuts Bikini Competition and some Tom Kendall nudes. Some of the Kendall nudes are excellent (top 2 rows), but the shots with the light ball aren't my thing.
Britney Wedding Photos
Jaggle has some of the Britney wedding photos. Or rather, fake wedding perhaps.
How To Date A Stripper
Some interesting advice on how to date a stripper. The most important part - have a plan for what you want to get out of it:
A few fun evenings out on the town with a little hottie on your arm? Sex? Free passes to the Titty Bar where you met her? Everlasting true love? Handjob? Look — walking into this without a goal is certain means for failure, because she operates on her own terms and if you let her manipulate you and lead the show, you're sunk. She meets 50 guys a night who are potential dates, so she's just playing the odds with you. She's thinking she just might meet someone who can handle her, but no one can. Trust me. No one can handle her. You'll never change her or pull her out of Stripperville. Remember that and keep your eyes on the prize.
Person Seeking Person
The EU is not going to allow women to advertise for female roomates. They say thats discrimination.
I'll be interested in how this new rule will affect the singles classifieds in Europe. Think of all the categories they'll have to do away with - Men Seeking Women, Women Seeking Men, Men Seeking Men. They are gonna be reduced to Person Seeking Person. Doesn't that just conjure up romantic images in your head!?
I'll be interested in how this new rule will affect the singles classifieds in Europe. Think of all the categories they'll have to do away with - Men Seeking Women, Women Seeking Men, Men Seeking Men. They are gonna be reduced to Person Seeking Person. Doesn't that just conjure up romantic images in your head!?
Russ Meyer Dead
A pioneer in pornography (though his films were extremely tame) Russ Meyer has died. IMDB has his complete filmography. I didn't realize he had made a film as recently as 2001.
This Roger Ebert obit for Russ is probably the best thing you'll see written about Meyer. Back in the early 70's Meyer made his first major studio film (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls), for which he chose Ebert to write the screenplay.
This Roger Ebert obit for Russ is probably the best thing you'll see written about Meyer. Back in the early 70's Meyer made his first major studio film (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls), for which he chose Ebert to write the screenplay.
Cheetos and Red Bull
Defamer has the story of Britney's last hours as a single gal. Here's all you need to know:
Honey, the Cheetos and Red Bull are not your friend.
Seven Deadly Sins
Some neat 7 Deadly Sins erotic illustrations by Daniele Cascone. Now that I've seen this, I'm suprised the concept hasn't been repeated more often.
Black & White Nudes
We continue our erotic photography theme today with some great black and white nudes from Brent Leideritz.
Jenna Jameson Mainstream Site
Jenna Jameson has launched a non-porn website to promote herself, and her new book. It even includes a blog, but she labels it a diary.
Eccentris Erotic Photog
It takes a while to get thru the flash intros and the menu's, but Eccentris has some amazing erotic photography.
UK Porn Censor Retiring
The man chiefly responsible for the UK's current porn video regulations is retiring. He doesn't seem a happy camper when it comes to his days of reviewing porn.
'No matter what anybody imagines,' he says, sighing, 'regulating porn is the least attractive and most exhausting task of an examiner at the BBFC. We have had to be vigilant that at no point should any of our examiners start to find themselves overwhelmed by this stuff. Nearly 20 per cent of all submitted porn has to be cut, and the reason is simple: the distributors have been using us as their editors. They save money and time on viewing their films by simply sending them straight to us. You ring up and say, "You do know there's bestiality in this film?" And they say, "No, we didn't. But thanks for telling us!"'
Paris, Thats Dumb
Oh Paris. She's now trademarked the phrase 'That's hot'. She has some vision that she can sell a bunch of t-shirts with that slogan on it.
Keep trying Paris. You'll eventually find something you are good at besides giving head in a hotel room.
Keep trying Paris. You'll eventually find something you are good at besides giving head in a hotel room.
Manhammer 2 DVD Review
Our review of Manhammer 2 from Mercenary Pictures has been put up. It features Lexington Steele and Jane Darling and is easily the best DVD I've seen in 2004.
American Psycho Porn
Just flipping
thru some IMDB entries and noticed this little tidbit from American Psycho.
thru some IMDB entries and noticed this little tidbit from American Psycho.
The first porn movie Bateman is watching is White Angel (1998).Note it says the 'first'. Its been a while since I've re-read American Psycho, but now I'm gonna have to thumb back thru it to see what other videos are mentioned. Suprisingly, you can still buy this title from both Action and Empire.
Ijaculater
If you are too lazy to masturbate by hand, and instead buy a machine to jack you off - you are a loser.
New Sex Site: Modvox
There's so few quality porn blog/zine type sites out there that I get excited whenever I see a new one. Modvox (1-24-05 update - the site is now dead) is brand spanking new, but shows good promise - and almost as importantly, presents dirty content with a clean design. Go have a look.
The magazine debuted with two reviews of adult films (the classic Behind the Green Door and Jenna Jameson in The Masseuse), two reviews of porn sites (Vivid.com and BustyAmateurs.com), a review of six different brands of lubricants, a column about having sex with an ex, and a feature article about common fantasies men share.
After this week, the magazine will continue to add at least one article or review per weekday. Upcoming stories include a sex advice column, a feature about lingerie modeling and a weekly round-up of porn industry news.
In what we hope will become a signature element of MODVOX, we showcase commissioned illustrations from up-and-coming illustrators for our feature articles and masthead.
Votergasm
If you want to get laid in the next four years, you better vote. Below are the Votergasm pledges. The disclaimers section is classic too.
Citizen: I pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election.
Patriot: I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election. American Hero: I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.
Nudity In The Sin City Trailer
More nudity in movie trailers. This time in a trailer for Sin City shown at Comic Con. The trailer looks great (even excluding the nudity).
Finding Sex Toys
If you share an apartment with a friend, you should probably hide your 'sex box' pretty damn good if you don't want it being found. And considering what roomates will do to your sex stuff, you may want to put it under lock and key as well.
Keith Olbermann Is Sexy?
Ugh. Playgirl magazine named Keith Olbermann as the sexiest male newscaster after he won an online poll. At least Keith had a sense of humor about the 'honor'.
"I'd like to explain that I don't run the (Web) page those are several of my late producers whom I have, in fact, just strangled with my bare hands," he joked. "My only interest was that I finish ahead of Andy Rooney. You want to finish sixth or eighth out of 18, just as long as you're ahead of an 85-year-old man."
Lesbian Books
New Zero Tolerance DVDs
I got a new shipment of DVD screeners from Zero Tolerance late last week that included Grand Theft Anal 5, Market Fresh, Strip Tease Then Fuck 4, and Wrecked Em 2. Below are a couple of screenshots from the Wrecked Em 2 DVD.
Shaved Girls
Like your women shaved? So does Kumi, but thats not quite what I had in mind. Their preview thumbnail page has some very cool photos on it though. [link first noticed at Voluptas]
Manic Jane
Manic Jane is a newish site thats similar to Suicide Girls. The girls they have previews up for are ... well ... interesting. But then, I'm not much of an alt-girl kinda guy. I'm more of a 'cute girl pretending to be alt' kind of guy.
The Rickshaw
Jennifer Jason Leigh Tits
Only mentioned because Jennifer Jason Leigh is topless in it (see pix below), but the trailer for The Machinist with Christian Bale has been released. Interesting looking movie - Bale looks like total shit.
Adult DVD Empire Redesigns
Adult DVD Empire has re-design and re-lauched their site. It is now hands-down the nicest looking porn DVD website on the net. Though it loses points from me still using tables - CSS baby! I suppose that using the cut off corner style will turn off some because of its over-use, but I always liked it.
PayPal Cracks Down On Porn
If you are still using PayPal to pay for online porn or gambling (its been against their TOS for quite a while now), be careful because they are going to start fining people $500 for violating that policy.
Sliders 9
Sineplex has the trailer up for Sliders 7. You can buy Vol 8 here as 9 isn't yet available or check a bunch of photos from the DVD.
Prison Sex
Some prisoners in Romania were trying to get released early to have sex with their wives. They were concerned that without a regular diet of sex, their wives would have affairs and as such, they applied for early release under a 'compassionate release' law.
I guess the idea of conjugal visits hasn't reached Romania yet? The prisoners request was denied.
I guess the idea of conjugal visits hasn't reached Romania yet? The prisoners request was denied.
We Like It Shaved
Paris Versus Julia
Gorilla Mask has an interesting comparison of Paris Hilton and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Why compare them? Well, because like Paris, Julia is an heir to her family's fortune - $2.9 billion in Julia's case (Paris is due a measly $500 million). Here's the summation:
Julia: Responsible, tireless actress who worked her way to the top of the entertainment industry, independently earning a lifetime of financial freedom for her and her family.
Paris: Dipshit socialite who wrecklessly rode her family's wealth and ex-boyfriend's dick to the top of the American disgrace that is the reality television food chain.
Porn For Life
China is going for life imprisonment for pornographers. Sure, its extreme, but I really don't expect much from the commie bastards. These are the same folks that sent the doctor who exposed the SARS infection story for 're-education'.
Downloading Burlesque
An old burlesque movie called Stripper - Famous Dancers has been released under the Creative Commons license and is now downloadable.
Retro Movies also has some vintage porn for download in WMV files.
Retro Movies also has some vintage porn for download in WMV files.
Strap On Vagina
The Original Venus - a strap-on vagina.
...designed to hide the male genitalia while providing an ultra realistic outer appearance. The Original Venus allows for body cavity penetration.
Nazi Sexploitation Films
Until a short time ago, I was completly unaware of an entire genre of films: Nazi sexploitation in the 1970's (explanation and top 10 movies of this type). These were basically women's prison movies, but with Nazis, and in concentration camps. Why Nazis? The answer I found made perfect sense, yet I never would have guessed it:
sex in film envelope any further than they already were, they just mixed in some historical concepts and costuming to make it acceptable.
The top movie in this genre is apparently Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS. I'm suprised these things were actually transferred to DVD format - I'd have figured they'd be shelved by whoever owns the rights out of shame. At least the cover art is neat.
...filmmakers had discovered that it was easier to get violently sexual situations past the censors if they were presented within the context of having basis in the historical facts of Nazi war atrocities.Genius! Unable to push the
sex in film envelope any further than they already were, they just mixed in some historical concepts and costuming to make it acceptable.
The top movie in this genre is apparently Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS. I'm suprised these things were actually transferred to DVD format - I'd have figured they'd be shelved by whoever owns the rights out of shame. At least the cover art is neat.
Cheap Poster Alert
Just an FYI, AllPosters.com is having a 25% off sale thru Labor Day. You just need to use the following code during your order: SAVE25LD04.
Tattoo Sex Advice
Would you seek out sex advice from a tattoo artist? Being ink-free, I don't have any experience with them, but with answers like this one, I have my doubts:
Hottest tattoo you've ever designed?
That has to be, in big, bold, Old English letters, "Eat Me Out." A girl came in here on her eighteenth birthday. She says, "I want 'Eat Me Out' written across the top of my pussy." She gets halfway through the tattoo and finally the explanation comes out. She went eighteen years without receiving oral sex, and this is to ensure that whoever sees her naked is going to know exactly what she wants.
Cheap Porn
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Advertiser Love
We've got a slew of new advertisers for the site over in the right hand column within the last week or so. Give some clicky-love to them so that they stick around.
Girls On Demand
Spankerville
Got Blue Balls?
Jenna Lewis Sex Tape
The Sex On The Side Club
Like My Nude Photo?
Girls On Demand
Spankerville
Got Blue Balls?
Jenna Lewis Sex Tape
The Sex On The Side Club
Like My Nude Photo?
Island Fever 3
I mentioned earlier
this week that Digital Playground's newest DVD (Island Fever 3) would be released in Hi-Def and now the trailer has been released. The DVD features Jesse Jane, Devon and Tera Patrick and looks to be a visually appealing (likely safe for couples) film.
You can buy the DVD from Action and Empire. Below is a screenshot from the trailer with Jesse and Devon.
this week that Digital Playground's newest DVD (Island Fever 3) would be released in Hi-Def and now the trailer has been released. The DVD features Jesse Jane, Devon and Tera Patrick and looks to be a visually appealing (likely safe for couples) film.
You can buy the DVD from Action and Empire. Below is a screenshot from the trailer with Jesse and Devon.
Dalene Kurtis Gets Paris' Leftovers
Nick Carter has moved on from Paris Hilton, now he's dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year for 2002, Dalene Kurtis. There is a pretty good gallery of her photos here (link removed due to a virus on that site - the fuckers. Thanks to Jonno for the heads up).
Erotic Photos
Four new nude photo galleries have been uploaded to PBase: Adrianna | Nude Studies | Female Body Parts | Tiana.
My Playtoy 3 Set Report
AVN Insider has a set report from My Playtoy 3 that tries to answer the enigmatic question:
How can I do anal dildo Nice?The set report also includes 7 photos.
Congressional Fuck Toy
Fleshbot has the goods on Washingtonienne's Playboy spread.
Tommy Lee's Penis
In a blatant attempt to 1-up his ex-wife and her recent book, Tommy Lee has included a whole chapter in his book narrated by his penis. When the excerpts start being published, hopefully thats one of the chapters included.




