Never thought I'd see the day when oral fisting was used in a mainstream TV commercial. Very impressive.

Wicked Weasel has uploaded a whole new round of bikini competition photos. I'm a bit disappointed with this round as none of the girls were particularly remarkable.

All press is good press. But is it really good if you are Paris Hilton and you are getting slammed by Lenny Kravitz?

Kravitz on people who are considered celebrities without merit. "Can somebody say Paris Hilton?! I mean, look at the people we celebrate, a lot of people who really don't do anything. They just walk the red carpets and go to all the parties, and they're hooked up with the right people. So they're celebrities. But what for?

Here is a gallery of photos from a Reef Girl competition. Not sure exactly what a Reef Girl is, but I like em.

The trailer for Jack's Playground 13 with Devon has been released. Its a bit early for pre-orders, but it ought to be available in a few days time from Action and is already available at DVD Empire.

One of Digital Playground's next titles will be Island Fever 3 and will be recorded in Hi-Def.

A porn shoot in Oslo ended up filming a police confrontation with some burglers.

Spike Lee won a domain name squatting case against a guy who registered spikelee.com and then redirected the traffic to a porn site. Clearly, not the sharpest tool in the box. Its dangerous enough to register a celebs name as a domain (its just inviting a lawsuit, even if you use it for legit purposes), but when you start messing with them, you have to know you can't get away with it for long.

The Guardian has an article up about Melissa Panarello, who wrote a book about her sexual exploits at the age of 16. The book is called 00 Strokes of the Brush Before Bed. Here's a small excerpt:

When it was over, in the early hours, 'I went home full of sperm, my make-up running. My mother was waiting asleep on the sofa. I felt invaded, soiled by strange, lumpy bodies. I brushed my hair one hundred times, like princesses do but smelling of sex.'

She's 18 now, and seems quite matured by the whole ordeal that surrounded the release of her book.

'People are not used to teenagers talking about sex. It's still shocking for many. They prefer not to know.'

'We live in a society of hypocrites. In Catania several of my friends had to stay virgins until they got married. So, of course, they just had anal sex for years. That's how twisted this society is.

'But people don't want to be told this kind of reality. They just accuse you of lying.'

Its bad enough to get offended by the porn you buy for yourself. But to then burn it up, on an airplane, while in the air, is not such a hot idea post 9.11. He did at least ask the flight attendants if they would burn it for him first.

I suppose we can never have the government take a completely hands-off approach to porn, but they sure seem hell-bent on doing something - anything - since the AIDS issue popped up earlier this year. Now, a California Democrat is telling the porn industry to either voluntarily use condoms, or he'll draft legislation to require it. Leave it to Larry Flynt to get right down to the heart of the matter.

However, adult-film producers poured scorn on Koretz' proposals. Porn mogul Larry Flynt said: "I appreciate what the assemblyman is doing. But I want to know who is going to put the condoms on the actors. Is he going to come down here and do it himself?"

Our review of Dreams, An Erotic Fantasy from Colossal Entertainment has been put up.

7 Floor has some really amazing black and white erotic photography. Link found via Voluptas, which happens to be an excellent site that I just noticed in my referrer logs today.

Here are a couple of screenshots from Analgeddon , from the folks at Platinum X Pictures. You can buy it at either Action or Empire.

The German military has decided to let their soldiers have sex with eachother as long as its not during working hours. Both hetro & homo sex is allowed.

I've updated the Upcoming Porn DVD section with all the newest releases and pre-orders. There are a few titles that look especially promising including: Virtual Sex With Briana Banks | Maneater (w/ Janine) | Hustler's Taboo.

Astroglide is giving away free samples if you are interested.

What every guy watching Olympic Women's beach volleyball had hoped for all along - a nice lesbian scene in the sand.

Pubic hair researcher Kosai Jumon claims that the shape of a woman's pubic hair can help to determine her personality. A pubic hair researcher!? Is that what this person actually refers to themselves as? Do you think their business card is fuzzy? [link via Sxxxy.org]

"A perfect wife has a clearly defined endurance sub-zone and slight traits of a receptivity sub-zone. Put simply, this means she doesn't care a great deal about things like ethics or morals. A woman with pubic hair like this would be able to bear a lot, but also have a sexual side that allowed for unbridled wantonness," the pubic hair expert tells Asahi Geino. "In short, hair like this would indicate a good wife during the day who turns into a whore a night."

Miu has a bunch of follow-up information on the infamous Chloe Sevigny blow job scene from the film The Brown Bunny. Chloe had this to say about the blow job:

"When you see the film, it makes more sense. It's an art film. It should be playing in museums. It's like an Andy Warhol movie."

And she is downright modest compared to the guy in the scene, Vincent Gallo:

"This particular scene is the most complex, it's the most evolved thing that I've ever done in my life."

The blow job scene was previously mentioned here (old post includes screenshots of Chloe with cock in her mouth).

I almost hesitate to post this as it will make life harder for men everywhere (and give the Mrs. ideas), but its just too good not to share - The Price of Anal Sex.

And since we're on the topic, Fishnet has just reposted The Thinking Woman’s Guide to Butt-Fucking from 1997.

Something to help out the geeky teenagers not be so scared of girls. NES Controller Hot Pants. [via Gizmodo]

I didn't realize that the Athens Olympic Committee has tried to get Playboy removed from mag racks because they claim the magazine offends the games.

"(Playboy) humiliates and ridicules Olympic symbols, signs, mottos, terms and mascots... causing enormous economic damage to our sponsors, license holders and Olympic product manufacturers," ATHOC said in the text of their written request.

There is more insane legal positions from the Olympic folks in the article - including a bizarre claim to the year 2004 as uniquely theirs.

We've lauched a sister site - Girl Fusion that will be generally similar to this site, but with less text and more photos. Over the next few weeks, I also expect to migrate the galleries that are here, over to Girl Fusion and to expand them with more and larger photos.

I just noticed that Jesse Jane's official site has gone live. This thing has been a long time in the making, and it looks very nice.

There is also a free gallery of her on the beach for the interested.

I received a new shipment of DVD screeners today, including the following four from Red Light District. I particularly got a kick out of the last title - Cum Fart Cocktails. Excellent title.



I also got a couple of videos - Ass Feast and Dreams: An Erotic Fantasy - from Colossal Entertainment. This is the first time we've gotten anything from them, so I want to be sure and say thanks. I've also included a couple of screenshots from Ass Feast below.

A former Swedish equality minister (what a horrible title for a government official) says that women's beach volleyball is 'sex fixated and discriminating' because of the bikini uniform rules.

Also, the Norwegian women's beach volleyball team has been bullies into removing their birth control patches because the Olympic committee said they constituted product advertising.

Its been mentioned elsewhere, but for those that missed it, a Miss Norway finalist has been forced out of the contest because it turns out she was in a couple of porn videos here in the US a few years ago. [link sent in by Thomas]

Action DVD has just issued a 10% off coupon code (PA15416ponim) that can be used between now and the end of August. The code can be used as many times as you want.

To redeem your Action-DVD.com coupon, please simply type or copy-paste secret coupon code PA15416ponim into “Action-DVD.com Coupon” box on the "Your Shopping Cart" page (page you get right after clicking on the “Check Out” button).

Not sure how well this will go over, but California Exotics has created a solar powered vibrator. You just have to leave it in the sun (or under a light) for 5 hours to have it fully charged up.

Trouble is, most people I know use vibrators in generally dark locations. And most folks don't like leaving their sex toys sitting out around the house where they can catch some light to recharge. Maybe it'll be big with the hippie chicks.

Fishnet has a photo samples from David Steinberg's erotic photography book, Photo Sex: Fine Art Sexual Photography Comes of Age. Some neat stuff.

There is also a big repository of Steinberg's writings on sexuality here.

I happened across Perfect 10's 'Model Boxing' last night on Showtime just in time for the main event. I figured it would just be pretty girls dancing around the ring doing a bit of slap-boxing (pretty much like most girl boxing matches I've ever seen). But these girls were actually pretty decent, though mismatched. The taller girl in the white dominated, and was much more a true boxer than the other gal.

But the real show was inbetween rounds, when the ring girls came out.

If you want to cheat on your wife and get a way with it, you ought to marry a British gal.

The survey, released in New York, found that British women may be more tolerant of extra-marital affairs than others sections of women around the world. More than one in ten ... of both men and women in Britain said they were tolerant of affairs which "cause pain to neither party".

China was the most monogamistic (if thats a word) society according to the results. Those crazy French were a whole lot more uptight about sex than I expected.

New issue of The Onion is out, and it includes this gem: Naughty Baker's Diminished Sex Drive Starting To Affect His Work.

Christina Aguilera has gone and removed all but one of her body piercings. Even her earings are no longer pierced. I don't know if this is such a great career move. There are millions of older guys who could only tell Xtina apart from Britney by the number of visible piercings - now there's gonna be marketplace confusion.

Laura explains her irrational aversion to analingus. The short version: it all stems back to Chris Rock and prison movies.

Sineplex has the trailer up for Sliders 7. You can buy it here or check a bunch of photos from the DVD.

Since the Olympics in Greece have sucked so far, I'm turning my attention to the KSEX Games. In their honor, Adult DVD Empire is also having a Gold, Silver & Bronze sale where you can save $15 bucks on a porn DVD order.

A government funded survey in Australia has concluded that pornography is actually good for you in many ways. Which sent the politicians into a frenzy of idiocy.

No man who regularly uses pornography can have a healthy sexual relationship with a woman.

I'm sure this'll come to a suprise for the Mrs. sitting across the room from me, and millions of other married couples who have healty relationships where porn is not taboo.

7 of the top 20 most emailed photos at Yahoo! are of female Olympian butts. [via Kottke]

Always upstaged by her older sister, Nicky Hilton has gone all Britney Spears on us and got married at 3am in a Las Vegas chapel. We'll see how this one turns out. There isn't any talk of annulment yet, so she's at least got Britney beat.

If you are thinking that some of the ladies in your neighborhood are hot and are trying to figure out a way to get them in your bed, well, here's how NOT to go about it.

A former Cumberland County man who allegedly left pornographic magazines and photos at the homes of female neighbors has pleaded guilty to a stalking charge.

Police say pornographic magazines and other items were left at the home of one woman in the Hampden Township neighborhood where Fultz formerly lived. Other victims said they found sexually offensive notes, unsigned letters and photos.

Shocker! A new Paris Hilton sex tape - this time with Nick Carter may be leaking soon. I'm just so suprised by this news. Aren't you?

A couple of Scotland Yard's finest are in trouble after getting blow jobs from the porn girls they were supposed to be running off from an unauthorized porn shoot on a London street.

Well, the civilian human shields are back in Iraq - and just like before, they are more interested in getting attention than in protecting anything thats actually in danger. This time they are protecting a porn shop.

The volunteers planned to spend only one night at the station, but said others would rotate in to protect the infrastructure installation, which wasn't bombed during the 1991 Gulf War and isn't expected to be bombed in the current conflagration.

"The Americans have never bombed a porn video store before; they know how important it is to everyday Iraqis," claimed Raphael Sardino, a Spanish social work professor. "That's why I'm here. I'll be damned if I'm going to get myself killed in a war while demonstrating for peace. This is one of the safest places in Baghdad right now, and I'm staying here until it's safe to come out and be interviewed on Spanish TV, regardless of my colleagues plans. My whole family has been waiting weeks to see me on TV!"

Some free galleries of teen girls:
Sarah
Sarah 2
Sarah 3
Amber
Amber 2

And some of some MILFs: 1 | 2 | 3

Wicked Weasel has a new round of bikini competion as of yesterday with 12 new gals. I'd wager that Dee wins this round pretty easily.

The Kama Sutra, using ATST Scout Walkers from Star Wars.

Making politics interesting for even the uninterested: Fuck the Vote.

Believe it or not, even the most deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team.

They've got pledge sheets and even a models page. Be warned though - the site is slow as day-old-gravy.

Because everybody is getting tired of seeing the back of chick's g-strings sticking out the top of their pants (remember when this was sexy?), Australians have invented the backless g-string. From the picture below, it looks like keeping the front portion up may be difficult.

Perhaps its just time for women's panties to be made a part of their pants. Just sew them right in there.

GQ UK has a few photos of Dita Von Teese dominating George Bush. The backstory on these photos is here, but it generally has to do with Agent Provacteur.

Page6 has a few celebrity tidbits from the upcoming Jenna Jameson book - How To Make Love Like A Porn Star.

On another occasion, Jameson had a run-in with "Blade" star Wesley Snipes, whose suave pickup line was, "Do you like it up the [bleep]?"

"Being a porn star, I was used to such questions," Jameson writes. "But Wesley had no idea I was a porn star. Either way, I was offended. I looked at him blankly, stood up, and walked away. That was the first and last time I ever saw him."

Bruce Willis fared only slightly better. At a party once, "He didn't say a word," Jameson recalls, "He [just] pushed me up against the wall and kissed me. After 30 seconds of passionate tongueing, he just walked away without a word."

As Jameson was leaving the bash, she writes, "A bodyguard walked up to me and said, 'Mr. Willis is waiting in his limousine.' 'He's going to be waiting a long time,' I responded. There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and he had crossed it."

Elsewhere ... Jameson recounts her sex sessions with the "massively endowed" Marilyn Manson and her encounters with Nicolas Cage who smelled like "the distilled sweat of homeless people."

Wesley Snipes is my new hero. That takes some major balls to make your opening line to a girl a question about her preference for anal sex.

I don't care if he was kidding or not, the idea of Matt Damon directing a porn movie titled The Porn Identity is freaking hilarious. [via Daze]

The NY Times has an article (with photos!) about all the Olympic girls posing nude (or near) in men's magazines.

Female athletes appear to be more comfortable combining sex appeal with athleticism at the peak of their careers. Katarina Witt, a gold medalist in figure skating in the 1984 and 1988 Winter Games, caused an uproar by posing nude in Playboy in 1998, long after she was finished as a world-class skater. Now, female athletes are showing off their bodies in nonsports magazines and making no apologies for it.

Further evidence of the mainstreaming of porn? British pop singer Rachel Stevens is going to 'go porno'. Unfortunately, she just means she's making the move to the porn girl look, not actually attempting a double anal during a rendition of Funky Dory on stage with a nice messy facial for an encore. Well, I suppose we could just hope this 'new look' fails miserably and she turns to porn (for real please!) in an attempt to resurrect her career.

The new issue of Cosmo has been pulled off the shelves of some stores because of the blow job headline in the top left corner.

This isn't doing anyone any good. We just learned yesterday that girls need this kind of instruction because they don't get enough practice.

Continuing the cross-over the porn and rap worlds, the G-Unit porn DVD Groupie Love with Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent has finally been released. From the Digital sin press release:

Popular hip-hop emcee Lloyd Banks, multi-platinum recording artist 50 Cent and rapper Young Buck are slated to host an upcoming DVD from Digital Sin. Groupie Love, the interactive DVD is scheduled to hit shelves on August 12 and features Monica Sweetheart, Taylor Rain, Kaylani Lei, Lacey Duvall, Daisy and others.

You can buy Groupie Love at either Action-DVD or GameLink.

As much as the old codgers like to complain that the culture has become too sex-centered, it appears that old granny actually had more sex in her late teens/early 20's than the women of today. At least according to a study by Prima magazine.

I look at it as just another reason to dislike the women's libbers from back in the day. All that fuss they raised, and now nobody's getting laid like they used to. That doesn't sound like progress to me.

Fleshbot has the story about Russian tennis-gal Anastasia Myskina and her $8m lawsuit against GQ for leaking these nude photos of her to a Russian magazine.

Suprisingly, she's not as cute as I had thought she was. The same site has more photos of her as well: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5.

Sexxx Art has a whole slew of erotic comic book covers and art. Some interesting stuff, pretty good quality on the scans too.

Police raided a fetish shrine in Nigeria and managed to find more than 50 decomposing, mutilated bodies and 20 human skulls. Somehow thats not my idea of fetish.

Something like this is what I consider a fetish. Having a few detached feet laying around the basement just doesn't seem to fit into the same category.

The guys from Digital Underground (you remember Shock G, Humpty Hump and some no-name dancer that turned out to be 2-Pac, right?) who made a porn movie called Sex & The Studio (alt link) is now going to release a sequel that includes cameos from Ludacris, Chingy, Xzibit, Mystikal, Bonecrusher and Coolio.

AVN: Why do you think Hip-Hop and porn have been going together so well over the last say five or six years?

CM: Hip Hop is porn. Hip Hop and porn have been going together so successfully because of the attraction to each other. Musicians love porn stars, and porn stars love musicians. It’s an infatuation with each other. Like Money B always says: “We keep the same hours.”

AVN also has a small gallery of images from the new DVD and promos.

A new lady for you all to gawk at: Brandy Didder. Gotta love that big smile. Also, here's a couple of free galleries of her.

So, now that Paris Hilton's rented house has been robbed

A laptop computer and photos of Paris Hilton and boyfriend Nick Carter were also missing, the magazine says.

how long till we all get to see the porn photos/video of Nick & Paris (you know they exist!) on the web.

The trailer for Digital Playground's Slave to Love featuring Stormy, Jessica Drake and Alexa Rae (our fav) has been released. You can buy this DVD from Action

Nerve has an interview with Tammy Faye Starlite, whom I had never heard of but who apparently sings

...fantastically sacrilegious, Loretta Lynn-inspired country tunes, like the proto-feminist battle cry "Did I Shave My Vagina For This?" ("The pork chops are cold and my panties are dry / I roll me a joint and I try to get high")

For more, you can check out Tammy Faye's official site.

Frustrated by not being able to pin a crime on a foot-fetish guy who got caught licking sunbathing women's toes - the Netherlands is going to make toe licking a crime.

By far the best Mary-Kate & Ashley fake nude I've ever seen. Other than not seeing enough ribs sticking out, it looks real.

Shortly after killing his wife his wife disappeared, Scott Peterson ordered up the Playboy Channel on his satellite dish. I guess the soft-core stuff just wasn't doing a good enough job of replacing Laci, so he then cancelled Playboy and replaced it with 2 hardcore channels, leaving me with the question:

Whats the appropriate amount of time to wait to view porn after your wife disappears?

The 2003-4 edition of File Pile Cigarette Cards is out, and its glorious. FP is at this point a closed community, which is a shame because it can be a very cool place.

Here's even more details behind the Joanie Laurer (Chyna) sex tape. (previous story here)

"It's a pretty hot tape," a source tells The ENQUIRER. "It was shot in an L.A.-area apartment where Joanie and Sean lived earlier this year.

"They go through different sexual positions on her big bed. Occasionally, she's decked out in a tight black vinyl outfit with a flowing cape – kinda like something 'Chyna' would wear in the wrestling ring! There's even a segment where she puts on some leather gear and twirls swords that look straight out of 'Xena: Warrior Princess'!

X-Pac also has an official site where has apparently made some comments about Chyna and the tape, but I couldn't find them.

First, I had no idea that the Japanese government maintained a list of 'acceptable names' for parents to name their children. That sounds more like China than Japan. But anyhow, the list of names has recently been expanded (much to my amusement) to include the following:

Acceptable: Buttocks, Prostitute, Piles, Vagina and Slur. (all good names, no?)

Still banned: Rape, Excrement and Cancer.

Norwegian hotel workers are trying to get a ban on porn in hotel rooms because they are tired of being hit on by the guests. You can't really blame the guests though. After watching a typical cheesy-plot porn movie, when the cleaning lady comes in to remove your room-service food cart, it probably seems obvious that she wants a big cock up her ass when she bends over to pick up the napkin you threw on the floor.

This story is a bit old, but I sure don't remember seeing it previously. A supermarket chain in the UK is going to be selling Pizzagra - an aphrodisiac pizza.

The Pizzagra will contain items the company says are "renowned for their ability to lift the libido in both men and women including artichoke, asparagus, ginger, chocolate and banana."

Did Nick Carter beat up Paris Hilton? If these photos aren't fake (and they look OK to me), the answer appears to be yes.

Nick Carter, no longer a Backstreet Boy - now he's a Bitchslap Boy.