Kick Ass Pictures, an adult video company that has “No Fake Breasts” as a guarantee on the front of every movie it releases, is countering with an offer of its own. The company will give any honorably discharged female veteran whose breasts are still natural a full day at the beauty spa of her choice, plus $500 in high-end lingerie, as a reward for resisting the temptations of cosmetic surgery.

The potential dancers have to prove they can dance in the nude, immigration lawyer Mendel Green said yesterday. "They can't be partially nude," he said. "If they don't have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada."

"She said to me, 'I have always thought that I was a gay man in a woman's body,'" Quinn recalled. "And I said to her, 'And honey, that's just the body a gay man would choose.'"

Sources say Hilton wanted Carter's name somewhere intimate and for his eyes only.

A close source claims Salomon and film company Red Light District Video have agreed to pay the blonde beauty more than $400,000 (€323,500) and a percentage of the sales of their release One Night in Paris - Salomon has consequently dropped a lawsuit which accused Hilton and her representatives of defaming him.

"Because it is widely known that testers look for something resembling a white veil located high in the vaginal canal (believed to signify an intact hymen), some girls in KwaZulu-Natal have resorted to pushing toothpaste or a piece of white lace dipped into tomato sauce into their vaginas.

"By trying to mimic the white veil effect, girls hope to fool the testers. Other girls have gone to the extent of inserting freshly cut meat into their vaginas in order to make their vaginas look tight."

He insisted he wouldn't knowingly employ a Republican, yet he champions freedom of expression. He is opposed to teenage girls' getting breast implants yet uses ample cleavage to sell his magazine and lure customers into his strip clubs. He is openly partisan and relies on checkbook journalism, yet criticizes the mainstream media as lazy and muzzled by conservative management.

Lucian Tarnu head of the police in Sibiu county told the Evenimentul Zilei daily: "These signs are illegal and whoever put them up will be fined.

"They are meant to attract male drivers looking for a woman. We had to remove some a few months ago but now there's even more - and the new ones have been set in concrete."

The researchers have discovered that the beach wears contain toxic phthalates, which can mar men's performance in bed. The researchers suspect that phthalates act like hormones and may cause damage to the liver, kidneys and reproductive organs.