Stockholm now has a condom ambulance. You just dial 696969 and an ambulance will come deliver 10 condoms to you.

Caretakers of the mentally handicapped in Scotland are being encouraged to buy porn for their learning disabled clients.

Silicon.com is claiming that the amount of porn spam is way down as spammers switch to other products that are easier to get past filters and are more profitable. I haven't noticed any kind of decline.

And neither has ZDNet, which reports that porn spam is actually up.

Not only did illegal sexually-explicit spam fail to slow down after the regulations took effect May 19, but pornographic e-mail measured by one antispam company jumped from around 2 million messages in a 40-hour period last week to around 2.5 million during the same period this week.

3 pictures of Britney Spears nipple slip while performing on stage.

I didn't realize until today that Tera Patrick was married to Jazz Hoyt from the HBO show Oz who'se real name is Evan Seinfeld and who'se porn name is now Spyder Jones. More pics of Jazz/Evan/Spyder here and here.

You can see Tera and Spyder in action in the newly released Tera, Tera, Tera [alt].

The 2004 World Series of Poker wrapped up on Friday, with another no-name guy winning the title (Chris Moneymaker last year). If you are looking for a spot to play online, I suggest Party Poker, its where I play.

2004 Miss World photo slide show.

Coming to your email soon: Why you should never put your picture on the Internet ...

ET has some footage of Paris Hilton filming a scene in the House of Wax remake.

Nude on the beach.

Here's one you won't see often - a whole group of people naked on a roller coaster. The article has a bunch more pictures.

Wicked Weasel has a whole new group of bikini contest photos up.

Tidy Butt: The enema for the anal retentative asshole in your life.

Got a new shipment of DVDs in yesterday from Madness Pictures that included Valley Girls 1 , Ass Driven and Legal Tender 1. I got a chance to watch about half of Legal Tender last night and they look nice. Good lighting, good sound, hot sex and hot girls. Can't really ask for any more than that.

Suggested reading: Generation S.L.U.T.

Action-DVD has a bunch of Avalon Productions DVD's for only $3.90 including Spanish Sluts:

New DVD review is up for Red Light District's Just Over Eighteen #9.

Now thats what I call a party: Man sues over $28,000 bill at Scores (the NYC strip club).

Is this the first pyramid scheme built on internet porn?

Big photoset of the American Bikini Team. And here I thought Sweden was the only country doing this.

Small nude photoset of Danielle. More B&W nudes here and some girls fighting in milk.

Strip clubs are registering voters in an attempt to get Bush out of office.

Fearful that conservatives might turn off the colored lights for good, a trade organization for adult nightclubs is asking owners to register customers and employees and then encourage them to cast their ballots against the president. Micheal Ocello, president of the Association of Club Executives, said the group believes the president's brand of conservatism is bad for business.

''We must do everything within our power to help ensure that Bush and his ultra-conservative administration are removed from the White House,'' Ocello wrote in a letter to nearly 4,000 club owners. ''If we are to survive, we must act now.''

Action-DVD is taking pre-orders for the Paris Hilton sex DVD - 1 Night In Paris. So is DVD Empire.

Rumor also has it that Paris Hilton and Ron Jeremy played doctor in a bathroom stall with Bijou Phillips. A stranger trio you might not ever find.

Got a new shipment of Platinum X Pictures DVDs for review yesterday including: Natural Beauties 1 | Sinful Asians 3 | Fully Loaded.

Speaking of DVD reviews, I'm so far behind I've got a stack of over 50 discs up in my closet waiting to be reviewed. Thats alot of porn.

Star Magazine presents their evidence of Lindsay Lohan's breast augmentation.

Keep an eye out for Ashton & Demi sex pictures also. I'm not sure if this is legit, or just a publicity stunt. My gut says its a stunt.

Porn Trailer Alert: Hot Rats from IFG with Sophie Evans. Nice cover as well.

Would you buy a candybar that help you orgasm?

Easily the worst neighbor ever.

Nerve has an interview with Jo Weldon - a 'strippers advocate' who has actually lobbied the UN about 'sex work'. She has an interesting take on how the internet has affected stripping.

How has the internet changed things?
I have issues with the ability of the clientele to critique. I hate it. There are message boards where men theoretically warn each other about what clubs or girls are rip-offs, but really they're using it to validate their preferences and to invalidate other people's. I've worked in bars for years, heard it all, but it still makes me sick. I don't want to be in somebody's blog. Part of what I liked about stripping was the anonymity.

Perhaps the strangest fetish I've seen in a while: Man coat his entire hotel room in petroleum jelly. The walls, the carpet, the bed, the furniture, everything.

Cross dressing car theives were on the loose in Alabama.

German couple trying to have a baby go to fertility clinic for help - clinic tells them to start having sex, they'd never tried it before. Amazing. And here was under the impression that Europe was so much more sexually liberated than the US.

Nothing rallies the country like a presidential candidate's daughter showing some breasts. Lose the underwear and she's got a future on this site!

I think I've mentioned her previously that Larry Wachowski - the co-creator of The Matrix - is rumored to be on the verge of a sex change operation, and has been cross-dressing for a while now. Well, the photos below show his transformation so far (all pre-op as far as I know). Larry seems to have started off as Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom, flew right thru his Janet Reno phase, and is currently, well, I can't pin down who he looks like currently.

Anyway, in addition to getting the sex change op, Larry has also taken up residence with a dominatrix named Karin Winslow. Karin also goes by the name Ilsa Strix and has appeared in a whole slew of fetish porn videos. Here's an interview with her also.

It was rumored, and now confirmed. Just what we needed, a Paris Hilton perfume.

Blender names the 50 worst songs of all time. Pretty solid list.

Porn spammers may simultaneously be the smartest and dumbest people on the internet.

Italian wives shut down porn star's comeback.

Is Madonna ruining Britney Spears?

So how long will it take for the Lynndie England porn photos from the Iraqi prison to make their way to the internet? I'm guessing if she keeps doing interviews and the like blaming her superiors, that we'll see photos within 60 days.

Sin Is Her 1 | Sin Is Her 2 | Sin Is Her 3.

If you are going to be in California on May 30th, you can go bowling with some porn girls.

Or, you could participate in the Masturbate-a-thon. Just don't try to do both - the cum makes the bowling lanes sticky.

A woman is claiming that some blank VHS tapes she bought actually had porn on them. I'm skeptical.

Reeves said she still has receipts for the tapes, which she plans to return to the store Monday. She said both tapes appeared to be packaged correctly and sealed.

"Before we give them back to corporate offices, I want the district manager to view part of the tape," Reeves said.

I'm thinking she's a bit of a voyer type.

More mixing of the music and porn industries: The lead singer of Korn is going to direct a porn video for Vivid.

Some free Alexa galleries: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6.

Plus a couple of other girls: Staci | Hollie.

InkDate: online dating service for tattoo lovers.

Will it be porn that eventually saves the environment? A couple of Norwegians have set up a porn site from which they will donate the proceeds to enviro organizations.

Oral sex lessons to teens help curb intercourse rates. No word on what happened to oral sex rates.

Sineplex has the trailer up for Sliders 6. You can buy it here or check a bunch of photos from the DVD.

Traci Lords turned 35 today. Snoop Doggy Blog still has the best Traci story ever.

I mentioned the trailer for Digital Playground's South of Eden earlier this week, but here's the cover art and a few screenshots from the DVD. Click each picture for a larger version. You can buy this DVD from Action or Empire.

Lil Kim shows off her pussy by accident.

Porn actress Miss Arroyo tested positive for HIV yesterday, bring the total to 5 and unfortunately expanding the pool of those possibly infected even further. The best place to get the testing status of the performers is straight from the AIM quarantine page.

Some screencaps from the Gena Lee Nolin sex tape are making the rounds. Take off that bra!

A near nipple slip for Lindsay Lohan.

Here's a small gallery of artsy black and white nude photos

By women for women: Playgirl TV has been announced. Its going to start as PPV and VOD only, which will severly limit its market.

A disturbing photo of Laura Roxx apparently post HIV infection that shows the 'rash' she had complained about after having her double anal w/ Darren James.

Here are the May coupons for Adult DVD Empire to go along with free shipping: 605399 - $5 Off $35
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Free gallery: Book Worm Bitches.

Here are some unflattering photos of Britney Spears. She looks pretty good showing off some ass cleavage though.

The blow job legal defense worked, woman acquitted.

The trailer for South of Eden has been released by Digital Playground. This DVD features one of my favorite gals in it, Alexa Rae [official site | gallery]

I'm not much of a fan of reality TV, but now we've got a reality movie? Games People Play. It might be interesting, it might be crap. I can't quite tell from the trailer.

Rodney Moore makes the case against anal creampies as another way to help control the spread of HIV in the porn industry.

Public Service Announcement: Browser hijacks, I've seen a handful of computers that have had some pretty bad stuff happen to them because of it - if you've suddenly got porn links galore in your bookmarks, you've probably got a CoolWebSearch trojan on your machine. Get yourself something like AdAware, and tell your family friends about it too.