You've heard too much sun causes cancer, but now we're being told too much sun can get you an STD.

Researchers using data from Holland found that detection of papilloma virus infection during routine cancer screening peaks during August. Their theory: Sunlight suppresses women's immune system defenses.

Here's a picture of Anne Hathaway in a see-thru top with no bra at the School of Rock premiere.

The Corner had a discussion yesterday about porn in cars, and the consensus was that it ought to be banned. But the big question now is, what to do with cell phone porn.

But a bigger issue you may want to consider along these lines is when porn is delivered to your cell phone or PDA. Short video clips for $0.99 (or whatever) are already widely available in Europe and the Far East and are coming to a small screen near you very soon. Then what do we do about the guy on the subway or in line at the bank or at the next table in the restaurant who's spending an awful lot of time "on the phone"?

Hopefully, our government doesn't react like Thailand's did on this issue.

A 21 year old woman caught by police receiving oral sex in her car is going to challenge Virginia's 'crimes against nature' laws.

The woman's attorney is arguing that the charge is unconstitutional because the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in a Texas case that states can't pass laws that restrict the private sex lives of consenting adults.

Virginia's statute on crimes against nature says people can't have oral or anal sex, whether homosexual or heterosexual. But the law doesn't specify whether the sex is illegal in public or in private.

I think she's gonna lose - but only because she wasn't in a private place.

Uh oh. Sex scandal at the Willy Wonka factory.

A gallery of scanned penises. Just keep hitting Previous to see the junk in all its glory.

Some dark disturbing sexual art from Daniel Ouellette.

New pick up line - having sex makes you clever. Now you've just got to come up with a clever way to work that into a pickup line.

An interview with Victoria Zdork, Penthouse Pet of the Year.

Of all the women on The View that we could see in a swimsuit - Star Jones isn't the one I would have picked.

Heavily modified Barbies. [via Daze]

More weekend galleries: Spice Raw 1 | Spice Raw 2 | Playboy Twins & Sisters | Alicia Rikter.

Whole bunch of free galleries today:
Caroline | Lokeni | Amber | Amber 2 | Amber 3 | Hot Mom 1 | Hot Mom 2 | Hot Mom 3

What today's celebrities are going to look like in 30 years.

The New Republic is advocating the creation of a XXX top-level domain for the purposes of getting all porn sites onto it and making it tougher for kids to access. Its a pretty large article, but it never addresses one of the toughest questions surrounding this issue: What qualifies as a porn site.

This site would probably meet my definition of a porn site, but the text to picture ratio here is pretty heavily tilted towards text. Does that matter? Would Daze Reader be considered a porn site? We have alot of similar material, but he has even fewer pictures than here. How about sex diary websites?

The XXX domains may be created, but I can't see any existing porn sites moving to them. I can envision lots and lots of sites setting up either a mirror of their site on the XXX name, or additional sites - but not moving. Its way too big a risk, both in how that section of the internet will be treated and in how the move to a new domain name would affect Google rankings and traffic.

Sting's a swinger.

What happens when mainstream actress Chloe Sevigny gives an actual on-screen blow job during a movie? She gets dumped by her agent. "The scene was one step above pornography, and not a very big one. William Morris now feels that her career is tainted and may never recover, especially after rumors began circulating about the even more graphic outtakes that didn't make it into the actual film," a source told Page Six. The movie in question is called The Brown Bunny and doesn't appear to have been released on DVD yet.

New DVD review is up for Platinum X Pictures' Feeling Black #2.

Grant Stoddard gets fucked in the ass by his own cock for science.

Warning, the following link is most definately NOT SEXY: The Atlas of Congenital Anomalies of the External Genitalia. [via MeFi]

Scientists are growing human breasts on mice.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Jack's Playground 8, with Jesse Jane. Below are a few screenshots from the DVD. Click each picture for a larger version. You can buy this DVD from Empire.

Lindsey Marshal was a cheerleader for the NBA's Toronto Raptors - until they discovered she was also a porn model. Now there's talk of her showing up in Playboy - she's certainly got the cuteness for it.

Its not her Playboy photoshoot, but here's some Rachel Hunter photos - with massive cleavage - from a clothing line launch.

Butt crack cleavage is a 2004 fashion trend. I'm all for that, as long as its on a cute girl, and not a chubby man.

Forbes has a big article about Visa's squeezing of adult industry clients. Over the past couple of years, credit card companies have made it increasingly difficult for adult sites to use their services. There's lots of money to be made here for a company willing to step up and not treat porn as a 2nd class service.

A medical photographer is in trouble because somebody thinks his full body photos of dermatology patients are 'pornographic'. Right, because looking at bad skin is such a turn on. No word on whether National Geographic has also been yanked from this hospital's waiting rooms.

This thing is all over the internet, but I've been gone so I'm behind: Fake Celebrity Facials.

Bollywood - India's version of Hollywood - is finally getting into steamy sex scenes.

Ladies, have you taken the semen taste test? Here's how some women describe the taste:

Ajax cleaner, maybe salty, smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it, Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed, thick Clorox, rancid Elmer's glue, tastes and smells like Brie cheese.

If your man's semen stinks, perhaps they need to try Semenex - a semen sweetening drink for men.

There are now 4 urinals in JFK airport shaped like a woman's mouth - complete with lipstick. The urinals are the work of a company called Bathroom Mania.

Here's an open directory full of public nudity. [via GoodShit] Plus a few more here.

Ass Duels. A very nice looking site.

Getting back at your ex girlfriend by hanging nude pix of her up at the post office probably isn't the best idea.

A rather large archive of accidental porn in video games.

Here's more on the Nazi porn book thats been yanked by the publisher that I mentioned earlier this year.

Porn DVD Trailer: Sineplex has the trailer up for Gooey Buns 5. You can buy it here or check a bunch of photos from the DVD here.

Action-DVD is having a big sale on porn DVDs. They've got something like 10,000 DVDs for under $10 each, including a couple of Belladonna movies. Alas, Bella Loves Jenna is not among the sale items.

Adult DVD Empire is also having a Gonzo porn sale this month.

Considering the positions we've all seen Paris in over the past few months, this little nipple slip hardly seems worth mentioning.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have started their cross-country trek in a pickup and a live-in trailer. I haven't seen their whole route posted anywhere as of yet though.

Goth makeup tips. This is some great stuff.

If you have scars on your wrists from suicide attempts, by all means display them proudly. The same goes for bruises, cuts, and track marks. Abscesses, however, should always be coyly veiled in filmy black fabric.

A little late, but yesterday was Steak & BJ Day. You could always try and convince your SO to celebrate today, since you didn't know about it in time.

The online orgasm simulator.

A judicial ruling I didn't expect: Judge rules 'Girls Gone Wild' not child porn, even though it has underage girls topless on it. Considering the current crackdown on indecency in TV and radio, this decision is pretty out of step.

And another I didn't expect (and this time disagree with): A judge just threw out pictures of R Kelly having sex with an underage girl as evidence in his kiddie porn trial on a technacility.

Kelly's attorney, Ron Toward, argued that Detective Robert Mateo failed to mention in his probable cause affidavit for the child-pornography search warrant that he had already seen the illicit images while looking for evidence of the singer using drugs.

Normally, I'm all for technicalities, but we're talking about protecting kids here.

Dolly Buster dropped out of EU politics after learning her party was going to replace her if she won.

The worst legal argument ever?

The Bush administration's top Supreme Court lawyer says he typed the words "free porn" into an Internet search engine on his home computer and got a list of more than 6 million Web sites. That's proof, Solicitor General Theodore Olson told the Supreme Court on Tuesday, of the need for a law protecting children from a tide of online smut.

I typed Bush Rape into Google and got half a million results - is that proof of anything?

The University of Washington student newspaper published a special sex edition that includes an article on How To Be a Pornographer. [via Daze]

The trailer for The Whole 10 Yards has been released. I mention this only because it again has the lovely Amanda Peet (nude in The Whole 9 Yards) in it.

Just what housework needed - a little porn reward. You do your ironing on this board and the bikini clad girl gets naked for you because of the heat. Every dorm room needs one of these.

Did you realize the US started a condom war against Zimbabwe?

THE United States was trying to remove Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe from power with millions of condoms as weapons, state radio in that country claimed on Wednesday.

It said American President George Bush's regime was behind the "rebranding" of prophylactics that carry a bright red and yellow sticker advertising "revolutionary condoms". The condoms are also said to carry a message urging Zimbabweans to "get up, stand up!" - lyrics from a Bob Marley song.

Somebody's a bit paranoid I'd say.

The British government is doing great work helping mentally ill women - if you count getting them jobs as strippers as great work.

Gallery of Playboy photos - all the way back to 1953.

How long before the term porn rage is used in a news article about some driver being upset an another vehicle because they are watching porn inside their car?

This can't be good for employee morale.

Due to the recent hijackings and rapes of our employees, all female staff are now to wear a female condom at all times while on the job. - The Management

The NY Times talks about rappers crossing over into porn. Are they just now noticing this trend. Snoop Dogg, Ice-T and MC Ren have had their hand in porn for years.

Damn governments. Germany has denied a legal bid by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand.

He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight porn films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn."

I'm guessing the German government realizes that if they granted this guy his porn stipend, they'd have every schmuck in Europe flocking to Berlin for their cut.

Some guys in Tokyo got busted for putting porn easter eggs into video games.

Its safe to go back to McDonalds in Connecticut - the drive-thru flasher has been caught.

Keep your dick warm with the penis mitten.

Impress your friends with your new vocabulary: Dictionary of Obscure Sex Terms. I'm not easily shocked, but the definition for 'Bait & Tackle' is just disturbing:

The Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

An erotic self photography site: I Shot Myself [via Fleshbot]

Sweet Asian Flavor | Load Droppers.

I'm out of town all weekend, so enjoy some new porn sites while I'm away.

Cute Girl Girl Action | Outrageous Toons | Ebony Society.

ESPN has set up a whole page devoted to sex and sports.

Download a high quality copy of the Paris Hilton sex tape here.

Maybe the best name for a fetish model *ever*: Fetus de Milo. She alternates between cute, gross and scary - which means she's good at what she does.

Missy Stench is a goth model with a weblog. You can also buy, umm... souveniers I suppose you could call them from her. You know, regular stuff - like used panty liners, panties that've been peed on, toenail clippings, used q-tips, or even a used condom.

The Captive, Vol. 1 and 2.

A blow-by-blow account of what its like to have sex with a Real Doll.

PinkWitch has some cute Asian galleries. Some are disappointingly non-nude.

Kelly Ripa is showing off her camel toe. No doubt Regis hast his picture up in his dressing room.

Porn DVD Trailer: The trailer for Digital Playground's Repo Girl is up. The DVD stars Celeste, Penny, Aurora Snow, Fallon Summers, Vicki Vogue & Reese and gets released March 16th.

***You can now buy this DVD from Action

When your sexual pleasure body enhancement start looking like a disease, its probably a sign you've gone too far.

The indecency crackdown isn't just limited to the US. An Elle MacPherson lingerie ad has been banned in the UK as too sexy.

17 photos of women wrestling in coleslaw [via Fark]

Woman charged with vehicler manslaughter claims innocence because she was giving a blow job to the driver at the time.

But Specyalski (the woman) claims that Esposito was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him at the time, said her attorney, Jeremiah Donovan. He noted that Esposito's pants were down when he was thrown from the car.

Not content with simply shutting up a few radio DJ's and shaming Janet Jackson, our elected officials are now going to change the definition of 'nudity'.

Legislation sponsored by Missouri Sen. Matt Bartle and headed toward a final Senate vote this week defines it as “any bare exposure of the skin located on a person's body below the armpits and above the knees.”

Like a backless formal evening gown, perhaps? A mini-skirt? Tennis shorts? Or even a man wearing swimming trunks, since the bill makes no distinction for gender?

So, its apparently inappropriate for a paramedic to 'honk' the breasts of a dead woman. Who knew!?

Empire is also giving away another vagina this month. This time its the Serenity's Sensual Feel Pocket Vagina. Slip that into your carry-on luggage and give a TSA agent a thrill.

Action DVD is also having a porn giveaway. Buy Rawhide (which won a handful of 2004 AVN awards) and get Carmen Luvana: Stripped for free.

Here are the March Adult DVD Empire coupons. Nothing beats porn on sale:
590622 $5 off any order of $35 or more
590623 $10 off any order of $75 or more
590625 $15 off any order of $150 or more

Would you bang me?

Red Whore.

Nude cartoons.

Looking for a way to make your relationship with your imaginary girlfriend more realistic? It might help if you could smell her.

How to use a handpuppet to attract women.

How women screw up foreplay. Ladies, a nice long BJ is your penance.

The fine art of labia stretching. I'm guessing Jennifer Luv has done something like this considering how far she can stretch her labia (scroll down to 1st scene)