This is an archive page. It contains all entries added to the site during February 2004.
Cooking Women
What would it look like if a nude girl were served up to you like a turkey? How to cook a woman has the answers.
Mardi Gras
Fleshbot covers Mardi Gras. Lucky bastards.
Ducky Doolittle
Ducky Doolittle has a weblog. Here is her official website.
Vapire Nudes
Bondage As Art
The Severe Society is a BDSM performance art troupe. I happened across Kumi's site from here. She's a bald fetish model whose got some very cool pix in her preview gallery.
Me Luv u Long Time 5
Dangerous Oral Sex
This is not what I wanted to hear: oral sex linked with mouth cancer.
They found that patients with oral cancer containing a strain of the human papilloma virus (HPV) known as HPV16 were three times more likely to report having had oral sex than those without the virus strain.
"The researchers think both cunnilingus and fellatio can infect people's mouths," the magazine added.
Vamp Sex Galleries
Cell Phone Porn
Coming soon - widespread and easy to access porn on your mobile phone.
Paris Goes To College
Northwestern University is recruiting Paris Hilton.
Airport Porn
Group manages to film porn movie in Hong Kong airport without anyone noticing.
Blood Sucker Pictures
Crush Photo
Vampire Sex
DVD Copy Software
Presidential Sex
George W Bush: sex symbol.
Ski Nude
Extreme cold and nudity just don't do it for me, but somebody's gotta ski nude I suppose.
Fresh New Faces 3
No Sex For Pam Anderson
Pam Anderson is acting silly. After her whole career has revolved around sex (being in sex magazines, having sex on tape, playing an animated stripper on TV), she says she may stop having sex until her kids are grown up. Riiight.
Third Nipple
If you've got to live with having a 3rd nipple, I suppose getting it pierced is the way to go.
Horny People Can't Spell
Stating the obvious: Horny people who use the Internet can't spell.
Sex With Kristin Davis
A waiter in NYC offered to have sex with Kristin Davis (Sex in the City) outside a resturant in the bushes. Her reaction:
'Wow!' It was very bold, but I was sober and I just couldn't!"The lesson? Get Kristin drunk and you can probably have her anywhere you want.
Daze Reader Profile
Heather Mitts
ESPN names Heather Mitts its Hottest Female Athlete of 2004. Here's the list of finalists.
Teen X Two
Download Paris Sex Tape
The new extended version of the Paris Hilton sex tape is up for download (its free). Rick Salomon is also apparently planning on distributing another version thats even higher quality.
Tech TV Girls
The Tech TV girls are on Playboy.
Fuck Furniture
Little Deeper sex furniture.
Celebrity Dirt
What could be more fun than a whole book full of trashy stories about celebrities: Hollywood, Interrupted: Insanity Chic in Babylon -- The Case Against Celebrity.
Beyonce Nipple, Almost
Sexy Art
Gum Blondes: What does your favorite hottie look like make out of bubble gum. Cool stuff. [via Rex]
Porn Sale Alert
Adult DVD Empire is giving away a free Cherry Boxxx Pictures DVD when you buy Wet Between The Thighs 3 with Monica Mayhem.
Empire is also giving away a Nicole Sheridan’s Futurotic Pussy & Ass that normally sells for $109.
Empire is also giving away a Nicole Sheridan’s Futurotic Pussy & Ass that normally sells for $109.
Sex In The Valley
I mentioned the trailer for Digital Playground's Sex In The Valley last week, but here's the cover art and a few screenshots from the DVD. Click each picture for a larger version. You can buy this DVD from Action or Empire.


Creepy Valentines
Creepy Valentine's Day cards. [via Daze]
Car Stuck Girls
Comfort Women
South Koreans are all upset by some sex slave photographs. Apparently there were 'comfort women' who were forced to the Japanese front lines to work in WW2.
Nowadays it appears that all the comfort women are in the hotels surrounding Disneyland.
Nowadays it appears that all the comfort women are in the hotels surrounding Disneyland.
Paris Hilton Sex Download
The full-length Paris Hilton sex tape is up for download. I saw it last night at a big chunk of it isn't in that night-vision mode that the short version was.
Loaded
Porn For Valentines
A Christian group is telling guys to give up porn as their Valentine's Day present to their wives/girlfriends. I say use Valentine's Day to introduce your girl to porn.
Aimee & Katie
Pam Anderson Pictures
Pam Anderson is on the cover of Maxim UK and has a pictorial inside also.
Beyonce Pictures
Beyonce is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone.
Jessica Simpson Pics
Jessica Simpson is on the cover of this month's issue of Blender.
Wife Likes Porn, Not You
Happening across a video of your wife having sex with some guy on the internet is probably not the best way to find out your wife likes porn.
Sex Chairs
A hotel that has sex chairs in the rooms. Sounds like my kind of place.
Loaded
Sex Advice From Jesse
Jesse Jane's new sex advice column at RockConfidential.com is now up.
UPDATE: Jesse Jane's official site is now live. You can also see a gallery of her here.
UPDATE: Jesse Jane's official site is now live. You can also see a gallery of her here.
Sex In The Valley
Porn Trailer Alert: The trailer for Digital Playground's latest - Sex In The Valley is online. You can buy the DVD at either Action or Empire.
Whitehouse For Sale
The Whitehouse is for sale. Well, of course the Whitehouse is for sale, but today, Whitehouse.com - the infamous porn site is on the auction block, with some odd stipulations.
Tamosaitis said Parisi won't sell the site to anyone who refuses to identify himself.
"About one and a half years ago, Parisi was approached to sell the site by a buyer's broker who wouldn't identify the buyer, and they basically were putting a blank check in front of him, saying, 'Whatever you want, we'll sign it,'" Tamosaitis said. "And he wouldn't do it because he wanted to know who was buying it."
She said not only does Parisi want a good price for the domain name, but he also wants to make sure it doesn't fall into the hands of terrorists or anyone in the adult entertainment industry.
Swimsuit Issue
The 2004 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is now online for all to see.
Justin & Janet
The ultimate wardrobe malfunction.
Ass Obsessed
Paris Sex Tape Lawsuits
The lawsuits are still flying over the Paris Hilton sex tape. Paris is suing some company in Panama for $15 million for distributing the tape.
Paris Gets A Book Deal
Paris has also managed to get a book deal. She's going to write a book called Tongue in Chic: Confessions of an Heiress sometime this year.
Cheap Porn Alert
DVDs for under $5. There's about 40 titles at this price.
Miss USA, Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton may end up being the Miss USA Pageant host.
Paris' Fake Tits
Speaking of Paris, here's a spam I got today:
SEE PARIS HILTON FUCKING ON CAMERAFake tits? Jeez, if you are gonna lie to me about selling this video in a spam, you could at least make it believable. Apparently everybody has seen Paris naked except the guy selling this video.
She's Rich
She's Blonde
She has fake tits
She sucks a mean cock
The Olsen Twins
Now that they are almost legal, we can talk about Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen and not feel weird about it. They've got a new movie coming out soon.
HDTV Bad For Porn
Slate laments the coming broadcasts of porn in HDTV.
A big part of the allure of porn—at least the relatively highbrow variety that DirecTV shows—is that the participants appear to share few of our species' physical foibles, thanks to clever lighting, makeup, and surgery. The HDTV microscope could kill the fantasy that the adult industry peddles. Hollywood is already learning this lesson the hard way: HDTV has revealed that some glamorous stars look a lot more pedestrian than we've been led to believe. And the makeup tricks that protect the aging and less-than-perfect are easy to spot in HDTV. When technology pundit Phillip Swann first saw the Charlie's Angels movie in HDTV, he was taken aback by Cameron Diaz's appearance. "Diaz looks like a different person," he marveled in the pages of Television Week, noting that her face has been ravaged by acne over the years. "She's still very pretty. But to be very frank, I doubt that she would make People's 'Most Beautiful' list."
Nazi Porn Film
A fiction book (though based in fact) that was centered on Nazi efforts to produce porn movies to fund their war efforts has been yanked by its publisher. There were apparently 2 official Nazi porn movies produced. I'd never heard this. The author, Thor Kunkel's official website is here. I could find no mention of the Nazi porn book in question, but much of the site is in German so it may be there.
Here's a translated version of a German news article that provides much more detail.
Here's a translated version of a German news article that provides much more detail.
The novel plays 1941, in the center of the crime, in Nazi Germany, beginning in SS hygiene SS-Hygiene-Institut. A small group of biologist, Hobbyfilmern, Wissenschaftsfreaks and Sexabhaengigen, who live at the edge of the Nazi company, decides to make their luck with a small Pornoindustrie. Soon success adjusts itself. A large develops Pornohandelsnetz, which extends over far parts of the theater of war and which in ever more absurd situations and ever larger dangers brings the film producers, who exchange their commodity high-desired world-wide for iron ore and other raw materials.
We become acquainted with niche company, at which war happenings and the crimes, which happen before their own door to a dekadente, a moral-free, an pleasure-addicted, produce only boredom and weariness. Kunkel describes this society in such a way: "the service at the weapon was verpoent, the pursuit of the Jews held one for a scandal, but when topic fits completely. Also the daily ausposaunten victory messages were to a large extent ignored. However Rommels cabinet bits in North Africa diverted a little. "he should occupy Cairo, opens we a luxury hotel there." That is the fat, indifferent world intended for the fall, which constitutes a large part of the novel. The Holocaust does not occur practically. It is the reader however straight by its omission in particularly disturbing way always present.
Nekromantik
I found some interesting info on a German film called Nekromantik that was released back in 1987. You can probably figure out what its about just by looking at the title (or the pix below). You can actually find this thing (or its sequel) on Amazon: Nekromantik (srcoll down for the original - some are very pricey). More info here.


Bad Porn
Paris Getting Married?
Paris Hilton tries to get the spotlight back after Britney's marriage and Janet's tit - so she's gonna marry Nick Carter around Valentine's Day. Yep, that'll last forever.
Reimi & Kinzie
Sexy Nike Ads
A couple of Nike ads to rival the old Puma cumshot ads from 2003: Just Do It | Your shoes will.
Free Nude Vids
Porn Coupons
Here's the coupon codes for February porn from Adult DVD Empire:
586217 - $5 Off $35
586219 - $10 Off $85
586220 - $15 Off $150
586217 - $5 Off $35
586219 - $10 Off $85
586220 - $15 Off $150
Janet Jackson Superbowl
Janet Jackson pulled her tit out during halftime of the Superbowl. She's claiming it was a 'wardrobe malfunction'. Right. That was just as planned as the Britney/Madonna/Christina kiss last year. Can we all just stop paying attention to the freak family that the Jackson's have become? Please, why the hell was Janet their anyway - singing crap from Rhythm Nation thats a decade old.
Superbowl Nudity
Other than Janet, there wasmore nudity at the Superbowl too. [via Daze]
POV Pervert 2
DVD Review: Our review of Red Light District's POV Pervert #2 with Shelby Belle is now up. Excellent DVD.
Don't Spit
Advice to live by for the ladies: Don't Spit, Swallow.
Porn Music
Need some background music for at work? FluffertraX will stream porn soundtracks to your desktop.
Fishnets
When you take the term fishnet stockings too literally.
Cowboy Sex Advice
Spot-on sex advice from cowboys. On how to give oral sex to a woman:
I just do it every way I can. I just love eatin' it and I never stop. There ain't no way you can't do it good. If you're lookin' for advice, I'd say lick her from the asshole on up.
Hot Chick
Hot little brunette: Little Troublemaker.
Porn Spam Law
The FTC is going to require porn-related spam to be clearly labeled as porn beginning in June. I'd like to see how this is going to work. Its already illegal to send the spam - can we really expect people already breaking the law to comply with this new law?
Vintage Porn
Gallery of old porn posters.








