The 9th Circuit has ruled that its okay for cops to sell masturbation videos of themselves on eBay when they are offduty.

Rick Salomon - who's suing Paris Hilton's family for $10 million for slander - has made a settlement offer. All he wants is the rights to sell the Paris sex tape via pay-per-view. The Smoking Gun has the Hilton response calling the offer 'beneath contempt'.

The University of Colorado is apparently recruiting football players by throwing sex parties for them. Wow, you'd think they'd end up with better talent using that tactic, but they still suck the same as always.

Intercourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook

T-minus 14 days till Booble gets a cease & desist order from Google.

I had no idea that you could buy an imaginary girlfriend on eBay. Here's their pitch: I will tell you how much you mean to me. I can also talk to you online on MSN. This is great if you want to make another girl jealous, or to prove to your friends or family that you do have a girlfriend. Whatever you'd like. At the end of the four weeks, you can dump me however you'd like to, and I can beg you to take me back if you wish!! Please note I can only accept paypal So sweet. [via Gawker]

A review of Ron Jeremy's ExtenZe infomercial.

The Amazon description for Sexual Service has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while:

The one and only Haynes Blonde of MI6 takes on the infamous Eva Titskie, head of the all-powerful P.I.A., in her impenetrable Russian lair. Flying over the Oral Mountains, Blonde parachutes into Penisburg only to be swiftly captured by Eva. Bound hand and foot, he is dragged away to be tortured by his nemesis and her nubile female helpers. Blonde struggles in vain to escape, but it seems his torturers are starting to warm to their work.

If this thing is as campy as it sounds, it might be fun.

Huge update to the Upcoming DVDs section of the site. 57 new titles for February release were added.

Porn DVD trailer: Behind The Scenes With 20 Young Girls from Simon Wolf Productions. Buy or stream it at Action, Empire or GameLink.

The Guy Game: Because everybody needs a cool drinking game. That you can play on your computer. At home. By yourself. With half-naked women. Genius.

The trailer is up for Tripping The Rift - a new animated series on the SciFi channel. I've been following this little cartoon for about 3-4 years now - if you've never seen it, watch it. Absolutely hilarious characters. Chode (the purple guy) even gets in a reference to watching porn in the trailer.

You gotta check this one out - laystation. Its a it a "visual browsing system" that allows you to browse multiple videos at once, in an Flash environment that gets away from the standard list-based systems most sites rely on. Very nicely executed site.

Kazuhito Tadano, a Cleveland Indians minor leaguer, has apologized for appearing in a gay porn film. That'll go over well with the Gay Rights folks.

"I'm not gay. I'd like to clear that fact up right now."

Some free galleries for you: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4.

Nude wallpapers. Some cool CGI stuff in there as well.

Police now have flashlights that can 'smell' if you've been drinking.

XXX, the porno play.

The show's four actors are frequently nude, engage in explicit simulated sex acts with each other and, apparently, audience members, while on-stage video screens display uncensored hard-core pornography.

Lots and lots of photos from the Miss Desert Sun bikini contest. Here's one photo with all the girls. [via Your Dirty Mind]

Limited edition porn girl watches.

Stephen Hawking's last days: His wife slit his throat, broke his wrist, and made the nursing staff watch them have sex.

The Best American Erotica 2004

If marrying that pregnant model from a few days ago is too much of a committment for you, why not buy this girl's virginity.

She's good looking and socially responsible? No wonder Paris Hilton is so popular.

Would you like to marry this woman? She's a preganant nude model for Petter Hegre and he's running a competition (for subscribers only) to find her a husband.

Remember when Madonna used to be good looking?

College has gotten so expensive in Europe that students are making porn movies to pay tuition. Maybe we ought to raise fees here in the US too. [link via Candy For Dirty Minds]

I didn't realize Clive Barker's was writing poetry for an erotic photography book: Rare Flesh.

Did you know there is now a specific prayer to overcome internet porn. The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even programme it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake. It might get used more if it was a prayer for good internet porn.

Disappointed Virginity: the photography of Marc Blackie.

Excatly whats the difference between thick, plump and fat.

The Euro-Weenies are acting stupid again - wanting to study the sexual behavior of men to find out why we spend money on pornography. That sounds like just the thing a government should get involved in eh?

The report, drawn up by the Parliament’s Committee on Women’s Rights and Equal Opportunities, points out that 70% of the £252 million EU citizens spent on the Internet in 2001 went to porn sites.

That stat is more a reflection on the porn industry's early adoption of the web as a true business medium, instead of just someplace to put up brochure-like sites as did a vast majority of companies up until only a few years ago - porn is easily one of the most mature industries on the web.

"Pornography is often sexist, with stereotyped gender roles and a conservative, not to mention completely erroneous, view of women’s and men’s sexuality" it goes on.

The draft report’s recommendations, which will be put to the European Parliament later this year, include a call to end to “sexist advertising”, and a ban on the promotion of pornography and prostitution in hotels.

The report also demands a ban on sex businesses being quoted on the stock exchange in any EU country.

Yes, lets just bring 70% of the EU internet economy to a halt. Brilliant!

The recommendations also state: "The European Parliament believes that studies should be undertaken to examine the reasons behind the sexual behaviour of men, both at national and EU level, and calls on the member states and the European Commission to proceed on this research. The results of these studies can contribute to establishing an appropriate sexual education programme in all member states."

And then let the re-education of men proceed. I'll be shocked if any of this crap ever sees the light of day as real policy/law in the EU, but that its even being proposed is crazy.

Here's an interview with Susannah Breslin from Suicide Girls. If you don't remember, Susannah was behind the now-defunct Reverse Cowgirl weblog. Susannah also has a book out - You're a Bad Man, Aren't You?.

17 firefighters in California resign because they were working with a pornstar. Thats pretty lame.

Ron Jeremy is in a reality TV show with Tammy Faye Messner.

British supermodel Jordan goes swimming topless. Handful (or in Jordan's case, more than a handful, of photos).

Who doesn't need some help learning to be a male prostitute. [via Memepool]

Rachel Hunter is gonna pose nude for Playboy Well, not quite entirely nude - just topless.

Digital Playground has posted the trailer to Jack's Playground 6.

Jenna Jameson and Vivid Girls posters.

Slut Wives | Fetish Cams.

Tits Out For Multiple Sclerosis - I guess every little bit counts. [via Dubberly]

Guy sentenced to prison in Japan for obscene Manga comic book.

Viagra has passed porn as the #1 topic of spam. That seems consistent with my inbox.

Researchers claim 90% of a woman's attractiveness is related to her 'volume/height' ratio.

The complex formula involves calculating a woman's volume in cubic metres and then dividing it by the square of the distance between her chin and her feet.

Jesse Jane got herself into the National Enquirer.

UPDATE: Jesse Jane's official site is now live. You can also see a gallery of her here.

Catherine Bosley, a news anchor in Ohio, resigned when nude pictures of her surfaced on the internet. Here's the photos. [via Fleshbot]

Action-DVD has a big listing of all the 2004 AVN Award Winners. Best DVD of the year went to Fashionistas.

Intrusive Eye | Kendra Jade.

Masters of the obvious: Don't get caught in the nude - X-rated pics may come back to haunt you.

Not suprisingly, Paris Hilton is named named worst dressed woman of 2003 by Mr. Blackwell.

All-girls Catholic school notices that they have a porn advertisement in their basketball program.

The blaming of the internet for everything bad about pornography continues.

Kazaa under attack from porn company (Titan Media) for not stopping distribution of their films over the Kazaa network.

Anal sex is the new black.

Motel Fetish.

More nude Jaime Pressly pictures from her Playboy spread.

DVD Review: Our review of Red Light District's Fuck Dolls with Nautica Thorn is now up.

Very cool photo of Paris Hilton by David Lachapelle. He's also got one of the Hilton sisters together, thought its not as racy. Vivid girls portrait. The whole list is right here.

A much needed Lingerie Guide for Men.

What happens to an artist on LSD. Some very cool drawings.

Interesting fetish art photos (via Metafilter).

Poor Chinese farmer watches as the bride he purchased has her breasts fall off in a struggle.

Carly has announced the winners of her 1st Annual Pornblography Awards.

Vivid is spreading its porn wings in many directions - now including cigars with their porn girls on the wrappers.

A fun thing to do with snow.

Classic Modern Humorist: Sex, And Why Not To Have It.

Lots of swimsuit and lingerie photos of lady wrestler Trish Stratus. Nice ass.

Whats your porno name?

Mariah Carey nipple slip.

Nude Jaime Pressly Playboy photos. She's the covergirl of the Feb 2004 issue. Here's a bunch more photos of Jaime, unfortunately - with her clothes on. She rather reminds me of Jesse Jane.

The nude photos of Christina Ricci from Prozac Nation.

Man gets his car impounded because of nude art on the hood.

The cover art and some screenshots from Private's Wet Young Bitches. Click each picture for a larger version.

Tara Reid is on the cover of this month's Stuff Magazine.

Porn DVD Trailer: Diabolic's No Swallowing Allowed. I don't think I've ever seen so many cumshots aimed at the forehead before.

Hugh Hefner wants to put Britney Spears in Playboy (doesn't everyone?), and Catherine Zeta-Jones. I just don't see why Zeta-Jones is considered sexy.

Perhaps Britney will choose Petter Hegre rather than Hefner. ( Hegre Archives) Thanks to Thomas for the tip.

Which Democrat presidential candidate are you ... in bed?

Jimmi Hatz claim to be the condom of choice for the hip hop culture.

I didn't realize that Amazon sold subscriptions to Bizarre Magazine. Thats a bit racy for them.

DVDs for under $5.

I haven't mentioned the Britney Spears marriage fiasco because its all over damn near every other website out there. But here's one observation that I haven't seen - Whats going to happen to the recent Vegas motto:

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Pretty clearly, it doesn't quite work like that.

Looking thru other people's party pix is always a hoot. Especially when there's nudity involved.

The trailer for Sineplex's Nasty Prospects #2 is up, along with a gallery of screenshots from the DVD. Buy it at GameLink.

Paris Hilton has been offered a contract from Vivid to star in a porn movie.

A variation of Power Rangers Porn (WMV) from Japan.

I've heard of coaches making their players remain celibate before a competition, but forbidding them from falling in love.

Family Business - The Complete 1st Season was released on DVD today. The 2nd season starts later this month.

Here's a good one to pass on to your girl: regular dancing (preferrably naked) in 3-inch high heels will help prevent knee problems later in life. That would make buying Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease Series as a present for your girl an investment in her future health, right?

I mentioned the trailer for Digital Playground's Jack's Playground 5 last week, and here's the cover art and a few screenshots from the DVD. Click each picture for a larger version. You can buy the DVD at either Action or Empire.

The gallery: Alexa Rae.

Best Headline of 2004 (so far): Technology Is Making Queers Of Us All.

Erotic photography from Kelly Lind.

Free galleries of Nautica: 1 | 2. Nautica is in one of Red Light District's latest DVDs, Fuck Dolls - which they were nice enough to send to me. I should have a review up some time next week.

If you are going to asphyxiate your lover during sex to 'enhance' the experience, make sure you don't simply strangle them to death by accident.

I mentioned the trailer for Digital Playground's The Hitman the other day, but here's the cover art and a few screenshots of the absolutely smokin' Alexa Rae to get you a bit more excited about it. Click each picture for a larger version. Do yourself a favor and fork over the cash for this disc from either Action or Empire. - Alexa is a star in the making.

Universal Pictures, DirecTV and Vivid Entertainment are going to launch a new music video television channel that will feature unedited videos. Shady Records (Eminem's label) is also going to be involved. The channel will be called "1 AM".

Somebody stole Diego Maradona's penis.

Sharon Stone's love scene with Joe Pesci in Casino has been voted the worst on-screen sex scene of all time. That seems about right.

I'll probably go to hell for posting this, but hey, its actually painted on a Catholic church in California.

A federal judge has stepped in to stop the nude Amber Frey photos from being released commercially.

Houston cop in trouble after letting a shoplifter go in exchange for sex.

Entertainment Earth has a new set of Adult Superstars dolls. There's 5 dolls in the set that includes: Asia Carrera, Chloe, Ginger Lynn, Inari Vachs, and Jasmine St. Clair Figure.

Crazy Babe by Bob Coulter. 345 nude photos with lots of quirky angles.

From their family to ours - its the Hilton Family Christmas Card. Nice sweaters.

Porn DVD Trailer: The Hitman with Alexa Rae from Digital Playground. Buy it from Action or Empire

Dave Naz's Lust Circus. Here's a preview.