This is an archive page. It contains all entries added to the site during December 2003.
Top Nude Scenes
The Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2003 (with screen shots). Christina Ricci in 'Prozac Nation' is the winner. Meg Ryan's scene was number 5 on the list, but she looks about 20 notches lower than I would have guessed.
Melissa Lincoln
Woman in Nebraska ticketed after posting a nude picture of herself online. She's also got her own website which has lots of nude pics of her on it. She's apparently the Maxim Magazine 'Girl Next Door' winner for 2004.
Tampon Replacement
The Diva Cup is a replacement for the tampon. It needs to be 'emptied' 2-4 times per day. I'll bet thats fun.
Jack's Playground 5
Porn DVD Trailer: Jack's Playground 5 from Digital Playground.
Pornstar Christmas
Nerve checks out what its like at a Pornstar Christmas party.
The Spam Scam
The newest spam scam - blackmailing office workers by threatening to put porn on their computers.
2003 Product of the Year: Spam.
2003 Product of the Year: Spam.
Nude Barbies
Nude Barbie dolls are A-OK with a federal court.
Porn Addiction
What to do about people gorging on internet porn? How about nothing. That sounds about right to me.
Getting Caught
Couple caught joining the Mile High club
Wanting To Be Paris
Hey look, Casey Johnson, the heir to the Johnson & Johnson empire wants to be Paris Hilton when she grows up. Below are 2 pictures of her, one alongside Nicky Hilton.
The elders of the pharmaceutical dynasty will likely cringe when they learn that 23-year-old Casey lists "sex, pills, pole-dancing, licking lollipops and making fun of desperate debbies" as her "interests" on the wildly popular Web site.
Sex In Space
If you can pony up enough cash - $48 million - the Russians will let you fuck on their space station.
Pierre Kohler, a French scientific writer, claimed in another book that NASA had tested 20 positions by computer simulation and then arranged for two people to try the best 10 in zero gravity.
Only four were possible to reach without "mechanical assistance", according to Kohler. An elastic belt and an inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag, were needed for the other six.
"One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible," he wrote.
Reality Porn
Food Porn
Food porn? Not what you think.
Paris Hilton As Art?
Is Paris Hilton an Andy Warhol creation?
Sexy TV Ads
10 ads you won't see in the US.
Lube Guide
Hugh Grant & Hookers
Hugh Grant had to flee a Bankok bar after a swarm of hookers tried to grab his penis. Guess he's learned his lesson.
Bad Porn Marketing
A Norwegian women's handball team took a good idea - pose nude for a calendar to raise money - and messed it up by having 10 year olds sell the soft core porn for them.
Nicole Richie Wants Kobe
Nicole Richie says tells interviewer that Kobe Bryant is her favorite LA Laker - "because I want to have sex with him".
Holiday Hotties
FHM's 12 Honey's Of Christmas.
Porn In Kenya
The internet is booming in Kenya - because of porn.
Painted Nude Girls
Good sized gallery of painted nudes.
More Fetish Books
Sport Fucking 2
Fetish Books
More Porn Awards
Tiny Bikinis
Lusty Threads: A not-quite-as-revealing alternative to Wicked Weasel.
Northern Sperm
It pays to be a sperm donor in Canada.
So Cal Girls
Petter Hegre Profile
Short profile of Petter Hegre of Hegre Archives fame. (Thanks to Thomas for the tip)
Serial Porn
Ruberella is trying to make serial/episodic porn work on the web. I don't know if it'll work, but the site sure looks nice. The same company is also running Crimson Mansion.
Porn Awards
Porn awards with less than 200 categories: The Golden Gapes.
Sex Strike Over
Time to go vacation in Camaroon. The women there just ended a two month sex strike that they started to protest the destruction of some crops.
China Cracks Down
Bad news from China: Two people sentenced to life in prison for prositution.
No Lingerie Bowl
False advertising: How the hell can you have a Lingerie Bowl without any lingerie?
Whistling Illegal
Dutch police are ticketing guys who whistle at women in the subway. I thought Europe was supposed to be so much more sexually open than the US?
Simple Life Merchandise
Fox isn't waiting long to cash in some more on Paris Hilton's The Simple Life. The whole season DVD will be released on January 20th - its actually cheap for $13.99. And Fox is also selling Simple Life posters.
Thalia Sodi
Tommy Mottola certainly does well for himself in the ladies department. First he had Mariah Carey (sure she's crazy now, but once upon a time...), and now he's latched himself onto Thalia Sodi - a Mexican soap star/pop singer who oddly enough has her own line of jewlery/clothes/etc at K-Mart. There's certain to be more pictures of her online soon, but for now this is the best gallery I could find.
Illegal Vibrator
A Texas housewife got busted for selling a vibrator to undercover narcotics officers posing as a dysfunctional married couple in search of a sex aid. Her arrest has caused her husband to have a nervous breakdown. Uh oh, he'll probably need a sex aid now!
Nicole Kidman's Tits & Ass
Nicole Kidman dreams of having tits and ass like Jennifer Lopez. Of course, Jennifer Lopez dreams of having Nicole Kidman's career.
Holiday Sex Gift Guide
I should have thought of this: The Naughty Little Gift Guide. Gift ideas for the porn lover in your family. These leather masks are particularly cool.
Nude Robbie Williams
Robbie Williams faked out his fans. His official website had promised to show a naked picture of him once they got 1 million hits, but they faked everyone out with an outline of his penis.
Lipstick & Oral Sex
Ladies, ever wonder how to keep your lipstick perfect during oral sex.
Saddam And Porn
Everyone's happy about Saddam Hussein capture - except maybe the porn industry?
Hegre Twins Nudes
Some nude pics of the Hegre twins and more here.
Snoop Dogg's Fake Nude
Snoop Dogg is getting sued over a fake nude scene on his MTV show.
Sex Photography
1st Issue Of Playboy
First issue of Playboy (with Marilyn Monroe) is up for auction on eBay. Currently at $2,427.02.
Billboard Photos
Beckham As Jesus
Its always refreshing to see celebrities that aren't all caught up in their own fame: Posh Spice compares her husband to Jesus.
iPorn
Building on their iTunes success, Apple is introducing a new iPorn store. Not really, but give it time - one man's parody is somebody elses killer idea.
Free Nudes
Fetish Photography
Illustrated Erotica
Fetish Photos
Nude Mayor Photos
The first female mayor in Houston, British Columbia's history now has some nude photos floating around wearing nothing but a ceremonial necklace given to each elected mayor.
Gymnast Nudes
Lavinia Milosovici topless on a balance beam.
Trust No One
Private has a new DVD coming out soon called Pirate Fetish Machine 13: Trust No One with Sarah Blue & Sarah O'Neal that looks excellent. A whole list of other near-future releases can be found here.
Hottest Porn Stars
RockConfidential.com has picked their 69 hottest porn stars. Jesse Jane comes in at #1 (not a suprise as she's also their sex editor).
JenniCam Is Over
I've never been much of a fan of camgirls, but even I realize that its a big deal when JenniCam announces she's shutting down.
Playboy Morphs To Maxim?
After surviving for 50 years, Playboy wants to be more like Maxim. The question becomes - will Maxim survive for 50 years? And if not, are they worth imitating?
Too Young?
FuckFish discusses how young is too young.
Telling Kylie To Eat
Kylie Minogue has hired a person to remind her when to eat.
Porn & Politics
European porn chick Dolly Buster wants to be a member of European Parliment.
Bondage Books
Cheap Porn Alert
Action DVD is having a holiday clearance sale. They've got over 4,000 DVDs for under $10. Just click here and all the sale information is right at the top center of the page (just under the yellow search bar).
Holiday STD's
Nothing says the holidays like a burning sensation when you pee - The 12 STI's of Christmas.
Top 10 Nude Scenes
JoBlo has their list of the Top 10 Unexpected Nude Scenes of all time. Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High is the big winner. The rest of the list is broken into two parts: 10-6 | 5-1.
Sexy Santas
Sex Books In China
More good news for China - there's been a wave of sex books published there recently.
Paris On SNL
Suspicions are growing that the release of the Paris Hilton sex tape may have been a planned publicity stunt by Paris herself. I don't buy it. Paris was on Saturday Night Live this weekend also - here's the transcript (and video link) of the very funny interview with Jimmy Fallon. Here's a highlight:
FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: No.
FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen.
Porn Posters
Finally, a website that sells porn chick posters (and t-shirts, mugs, etc).
NOTE: This site has been shut down so links have been removed.
NOTE: This site has been shut down so links have been removed.
Women Of Wal-Mart
Since the original link I put up is dead, here's a repost of Playboy's Women of Walmart at working locations: Jeannie | Beth | Deborah | Katie.
Speaking of Playboy, they turn 50 years old next month. Check out Playboy Plus.
Speaking of Playboy, they turn 50 years old next month. Check out Playboy Plus.
Holiday Porn
How about a nice (or naughty I suppose) Christmas phone call from porn chick Devin - going for $25 right now.
Money Shot Photography
Its not often that you see serious photography focus on the money shot.
Advanced Sex
Advanced sex positions.
Free Nudes
America's Sweethart
First Time Anal Sex
Les Perversions 2
The trailer for Sineplex's Les Perversions 2 is up, along with a gallery of screenshots.
Masuimi Max Nudes
Masuimi Max is anything you want her to be - blonde, brunette, fetish chick, girl next door. I think she looks best as a blonde, but here's a free gallery of her as a brunette.
Nasty Prospects
The trailer for Sineplex's Nasty Prospects is up, along with a gallery of screenshots from the DVD. Buy it at GameLink.
Ugly Contest
A sign of the decline of Communism in China? The plastic surgery industry staged a Miss Ugly contest to promote their services.
Not Real Girls
They aren't real girls, they are Faux Girls.
Tattoo Artists
Eros Guide has a small feature on Ed Mironiuk - illustrator for Tattoo Magazine. The artwork featured on his official site is some very cool stuff.
Porn Girl Prices
Ever wonder how much girls get paid to do scenes in porn movies? Selena Silver has her rates right on her website. $250 for a blowjob, $1000 for boy/girl anal.
AVN Awards
This year's AVN Awards nominees was released; but Carly is starting up her own First Annual Pornblography Awards which look to be much more fun.
One On One 2
Gina Lee Nolin Porn
Paris Hilton is going to have some company on her celebrity porn island - Gina Lee Nolin from Baywatch has a tape floating around thats about to hit the internet. There's already some topless photos of Gina that've been around quite a while.
"They made it at a hotel," says our source. "Greg is operating the camera. Gina is in a bra and panties. Apparently, she'd recently gotten breast implants. She's complaining that she doesn't want to take off her bra because her breasts are hurting her.
"Greg gets her to take it off. But then she doesn't want to take off her G-string because she had an appendectomy scar. Then, he says, 'Smile for Daddy,' and she agrees."
According to our source, Fahlman joins his wife on camera in an assortment of recreations that show her to be every bit the erotic thespian her former "Baywatch" castmate Pamela Anderson was on her honeymoon tape.
But, before long, Nolin appears to tire of the routine and bites Fahlman in a sensitive area, according to our source.
Nicholson Wants Britney
Jack Nicholson wants to fuck Britney Spears. Uh, get in line Jack. There might be a shorter line on the web, as the internet apparently hates Britney.
Bukkake Girls
The life of a bukkake girl.
"The reek of the semen was so overpowering. Some of the film crew had to rush outside for a breath of fresh air."
Paris vs Paris
Grudge Match: Paris Hilton vs. Paris, France.
Simullated Blow Job
Nothing like a simulated blow job in a movie trailer to get the internet buzz going. Doesn't hurt that the girl featured in the clip is Elisha Cuthbert [gallery].












